Pebbles The Stone Golem Will Bury Everyone - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) 

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Captainsauce: "I haven't had this much fun with a unit since Snuffy" Also Captainsauce: doesn't have Snuffy fight Pebbles and Boulder

13:27 The boulder is conflicted about fighting a horse with broken legs (The horse runs rings around pebbles) The boulder is over his conflicted feelings

We can all agree that TABS will never stop doing what its doing; making us all laugh.

The beard gets better and better doesn’t it?

"It's like throwing pebbles at a tank" Pebbles: Oh really?

The bolder is having conflicted feelings about being the smaller golem. You can time bend. The bolder is over his conflicted feelings and is ready to squash some squishy units.

As a squire myself, as i have been for many years, i can proudly say that i prefer the derpy sword, bucket helmet and "inflated sense of self-worth" over bulky armour, stone fruit platter plates and wonky warhammers.

“It’s like a hotdog down there.” these are the cap quotes that give me something to live for

Cap is preparing to dye that beard white and ascend to Santa claws

soon enough, he’ll look like a medieval rpg’s mage class avatar

"Well these dudes may be really good at blowing for the king, but I can scream" -CaptainSauce, 12th January 2022

Tabs and Captain sauce go amazing together

17:58 "What do you think a TABS unit is gonna do, Darth Maul choreography?" TABS Beta Energy Sword Master: Yes.

Thanks Captainsause for the childhood and saving me from depression and giving everyone hope when my own relatives would not

"We've never seen a unit with both melee and ranged" Gandalf, tank, harpooner, and lasso guy

Keep doing the tabs vids they are so good and keep up the jokes

Would love to see more of this faction, it's really amazing...and impossible at times but that's what makes it fun

Cap is starting to look like a Greek God

That intro brought back old, old memories and the nostalgia healed my soul

The amount of references that cap knows is insane.

Who needs multiple pointy sticks if all we need to take down “pebbles” is one big pointy stick? But we also have a tank!

jokes aside, these units were incredible. They were both well made and fun to see in action

9:30 Dwarfism People with dwarfism are sometimes offensively called hobbits like a slur

I’m working on a tabs shooter for you! Can’t wait to watch this, Cap!

It’s only been a few seconds and I can already tell I’m gonna love this!

I'm amazed to the people who kept this game alive and kicking but it's actually the community who we have to thank for

I actually want to see pebbles humilliate the rest of his faction? Can he? I don't know, but certainly want it to work

These videos always leave me with a smile on my face

You have the best beard I've ever seen, cap. I love it.

Boulder: The boulder is conflicted about fighting a army of unarmed men. Pebbles: Me kill men.

I haven't watched this guy in like 5 months and I come back and he's got a big, bushy, luscious, beard!

Each and every video,he gets closer and closer to looking like a jarl or any other units in the viking faction with a beard

Whenever cap used pebbles at a tank U am now always gonna be thinking which one

The fix I have for the workshop bug is: Enter Sandbox > chose any map > exit map > reopen workshop You can also try: enter custom content > create unit > exit unit creator > reopen workshop

GET READY FOR THE BEST CUSTOM CAMPAIGN THIS GAME HAS EVER SEEN. GET READY TO CONQUER THE LOST CITY! (Campaign almost ready, see you soon.)

Hi Mister Sauce, I hope your year is going amazing!!!!

He's back to his normal upload schedule again! :D

when you were fighting pebbles you really got your shit ROCKED... get it...? anybody...? no? ok

"As useless as a screen door on a submarine." Yep that's going on my list, Thanks.

2 videos in a day? Man you’re on a roll! Your videos always make my day

Captain sauce will always be the captain

Capriansauce: we're gonna throw pebbles at a tank. Pebbles: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you

Captainsauce: The hunter is the only unit with both a melee and a ranged weapon. Wizard: Am i a joke to you?

Love you content keep going

Damn this will be a great video as always!

I love Pebbles walk cycle, it feels more natural than the other tabs units

Tubthumping is actually one of my favorite songs! Thank you for that reference! I needed a smile like that today.

Cap and TABS go a long way when you look through this channel

When I see captain sauce it makes my day

Pebbles and Boulder Name a more iconic duo, I'll wait

Please do a TABS tournament for the best unit. It would make me very happy 😃

Dear cap holy crap your hilarious so thank you for putting a smile on my face even when I have covid

I like the younger Mr. Claus look from Sauce!

"we've got some good shots from the tank, and some better shots from Pebbles" LOL

The a grizzly bear is still wreaking havoc I see

Bro you content makes the world go round

I can't stop admiring Captain sauce's Beard. 😂

Cap I’ve been watching you for probably 2 years and I’ve still had good laughs and patience for every video and you still have good content.

Legend of Pebbles, Scourge of Hobbits legit sounds like it's own series.

Pebbles just needs a hug

Love the beard

Idk when the last time we've had 3 CaptainSauce videos in 1 week was. But I'm super happy about it.

"-I am not a RU-vid celebrity by any means, and I don't want to be seen as one. I never want to be seen as one. I may have my hair combed, I may have a fancy sweater on, but I'm not even wearing pants! So, that's how I want to be seen: I'm just that guy that you get to enjoy games with. That's what the channel is all about. It's just having fun and enjoying games, and it's that kind of relationship that I really, I really want to keep-" -CaptainSauce November 26, 2015

Hey cap got ur merch and it’s really good

Legend has it the beard holds the power of all dads across the globe

Pebbles and his older brother boulder, pebbles just happened to eat just a bit too much granite growing up, hence him being built like a linebacker.

"These dudes may be really good at blowing through the king..." -CaptainSauce, 2022

hey captain sauce, you should download a mod called "hidden units"

Let's gooo captain sauce

I like the whole idea that boulder is just like emotional support along with time freezing and pebbles gives him a free ride

The golem is so embellished with mushrooms and plants I love it its so cool you can see the love and time

Day 69 (nice) of asking captain sauce to bring back the west of loathing series.

Pebbles: :] Tonk: shoots* Pebbles: imma end this machine's whole career B]

15:53 the king just has a look of "well this is awkward" at the end and i love it XD

the wobbly church has a god now, the WOBBLY KNIGHT! PRAISE THE LORDE

I had this same problem a couple days ago and I just went into sandbox mode went out and then the problem just stopped. Hope this advice was useful, keep up with the great content.

2 Fun Facts For 9:21 There was a real type of human that was discovered in Indonesia called Homo Floresiensis. They're also called hobbits. So technically hobbits were real. Now I'm not sure if they fought witches or went with wizards, but hey, there they are. For 13:36 There's an actual being like that in mythology called the Tikbalang. The tales of this being originates in my home country, the Philippines. Though, there are definitely no version of them riding horses or wearing armor. I think that's more of a play on the knights in chess.

Some people say "When life gives you lemons you make lemonade" I say "When life gives you pebbles start WW3... Without the nukes... boring!"

These units keep getting better and better.

The royal band: 20 trumpets 15 bards 1 teacher (as the composer) 1 king 3 knights

The sauce is back at the perfect time, I have been searching for 5-10 mins for a video and I finally saw a capn’ sauce video-made my day. :D

Honestly the dragonborn references got me thinking, a Captainsauce Skyrim playthrough would be so cool

“The Best fungus among us” Did not expect to hear that

Whenever I feel low I watch CS play TABS and my day gets funnier and cheerful XD maybe it's just the bad puns, but he is extremely funny.

I'm so glad captain sauce got back on tabs

Agent, the Agency still needs you. Dr. Zor is planning something BIG!

11:47 Erwins last moments, the beast titan is the golem

Oblivion had horse armor Skyrim was the game after Oblivion where you can kill a dragon god, an anchient DragonBorn known as Mirrak, and an entire vampire cult that's over centuries old.

"I wanted Dragonborn not golfballs in helmets" - Captain Sauce

“Cowboys know horses best… let’s throw in some gun slingers”

"The immortal killers" 10 reapers 11 dark peasants 3 hobbits And if you can't do the dark present do 19 ballist

17:40 That man on the far left got hit with a Devil May Cry air combo

I love when the captain plays tabs

TABS should make it the the standard AI pattern for ranged units so that the ranged units only shoot a target that isn't currently being targeted, or if the enemy is targeting them. Unless, of course, there is only one enemy, in which case all the ranged units will attack that one target at once.

dude that elder scrolls reference bought back memories and im replaying the game right now

Remember godzira? the reason he never worked is because when you increase somethings size, its weight doesn't double, it goes up by like 38X, so for godzira to work, he'd need to be like 3000X weight. Hope this helps if you ever decide to make another giant unit.

"I can't consider these melee units if someone can fart and you can't smell it that's not melee combat" captain sauce the art of war

It makes me so happy I can actually understand all of his references:)

Can I just say, I'm so glad cap is back!