The WORST Lemonades 

Comment below to let me know what horrible thing I should eat seven hundred of next year for charity.

My favorite part is when half through the video Jello turns into an eccentric Victorian lemonade baron with a deep seeded hatred for his son.

"There's something in you, but the FDA doesn't require you put it on the label yet." You said that rather casually, but that is actually pretty terrifying.

I would love a “who killed lord Remington” board game where all the murder weapons are the bad lemonades.

Jello: shakes bottle Bottle: explodes Jello: "WHO COULD HAVE DONE THIS???"

Jello really knows what his audience wants sequels to: lemonade reviews and Pokémon terrorists.

"And they were like 'No, fuck off.'" Calypso really is living up to the brand name.

So in the first video, Jello had a joke where he was like "this is the 40th experiment... it has to taste like strawberry! DO YOU TASTE LIKE STRAWBERRY?" and the lemonade responds with "FATHER, KILL ME" "DAMN! DAMN!" The voice he used was the Lord Remington voice. So, I am led to believe that this video is actually a prequel. In the future, Lord Remington will go mad and capture his son Geoffrey, and use him in twisted science experiments that turn him into Living Lemonade.

I love it when jello describes flavors because he always starts like "Have you ever been stabbed by a clown?" And it always just makes sense.

My favorite thing about Jellos content is that he talks about things like 20 years ago a witch cursed him to never use the same descriptors twice so you just get THE most feral explanations I've ever heard from another human being

My family is Caribe and I'm here to tell you that "Morninga" is not Horse Radish, but in fact something way worse. I tasted the seeds of the Morninga once and almost projectile vomited unto the person that gave it to me. In fact, all the ingredients in that "Droplet pretty balanced" are all herbs that I've seen my great grandparents use to help cows give birth easier! 🙂

The idea of an Oil Barron-esque character but instead of oil it's lemon and lemonade is a character needed in my life as a semi consistent villain in a kids show

Jello's Lord Remington voice slowly fading away as he describes a lemonade and then coming back when he remembers he's doing a bit *is way funnier than it has any right to be*

I like to imagine Lord Remington's father makes the alcoholic drinks and thinks his son is a disappointment just as much as Lord Remington thinks Geoffrey is a disappointment.

I love how Jello likes normal drinks this time, and last time his favorites were pool, blood, candle and melted jolly ranchers

can't wait to tune in to "every flavor candle" where Jello eats wax the entire stream

*Lord Remmingon shaking around sparkling lemonade aggressively* *Lemonade explodes when opened* 'IV BEEN TRICKED AGAIN!!!'

The last stream felt like watching Jello go on a fantasy adventure with different lemonade-themed trials and tribulations. This one feels like watching Jello get beaten up by a gang dressed like lemons, but occasionally grabbing health packs that only prolong the beating.

I love the idea of a sanitation worker for Jello's area sometime later going "why is the drainage so acidic today?"

It's nothing less than a thrill to see Jello trying all of these rare and exotic lemonade variants, like Chicanery and Wait That's Just Mustard.

Someone else did this on the last video and I appreciated it so much, I did it this time lol 5. (It's Great!) Sparkling ICE Cherry Limeade Jinky's Cafe Frozen Mint Lemonade 7-Select Farmer's Grove Pink Lemonade Frostie Cherry Limeade Trader Joe's French Market French Berry Lemonade Kroger Refresh Raspberry Lemonade 4. (It's Good) Bea's Squeeze Pink Rose Lemonade Bea's Squeeze Lavender Lemonade Florida's Natural Lemonade Sparkling ICE Classic Lemonade Spindrift Sparkling Pink Lemonade Spindrift Sparkling Raspberry Lime Water (too expensive to be a 5) Snapple Watermelon Lemonade Wendy's Strawberry Lemonade Tropicana Lively Lemonade Trader Joe's French Market Sparkling Limeade Belvoir Farm Organic Elderflower Lemonade Organics Organic Raspberry Lemonade Kroger Refresh Lemonade Market Pantry Strawberry Lemonade Drink Mix R.W. Knudsen Organic Lemonade Santa Cruz Organic Limeade Gus Grown-up Soda Meyer Lemon Simple Truth Organic Lemonade Corona Hard Seltzer Limonada Strawberry Gasoline on a Tuesday (according to chat lol) 3. (It's Fine) Calypso Kiwi Lemonade Newman's Own Virgin Lemonade Spindrift Sparkling Water (Lime) Me & the Bees Lemonade Black Cherry WYLD Real-Fruit Infused Lemon Sparkling Water Wendy's Pineapple Melon Lemonade Hubert's Lemonade Arizona Lemonade Diabolo Sparkling Blackberry Plum, Lime, and a Pinch of Basil Bang Cherry Blade Lemonade Monster Aussie Style Lemonade 7-Select Farmer's Grove Lemonade Poppi Strawberry Lemon Probiotic Soda Poppi Cherry Limade Probiotic Soda Natural Cabana Limeade (Raspberry?) Trader Joe's Lemon Elderflower Soda Trader Joe's Seltzer Water flavored with Lemon and Ginger Juice Trader Joe's French Market Sparkling Pink Lemonade Signature Select Sparkling Pink Lemonade Organics Organic Lemonade Organics Organic Strawberry Lemonade Lemon Perfect Cold-Pressed Lemon Water (Pineapple Coconut) Lemon Perfect Cold-Pressed Lemon Water (Peach Raspberry) Lemon Perfect Cold-Pressed Lemon Water (Dragonfruit Mango) Crystal Light Pink Lemonade Crystal Light Raspberry Lemonade Market Pantry Watermelon Lemonade Drink Mix Market Pantry Energy Cherry Limeade San Pellegrino Limonata Crown Royal Whisky Lemonade Mike Hard Lemonade (Peach) Olipop Ginger Lemonade Koe Strawberry Lemonade Califia Farms Meyer Lemonade 2. (Bad [Could Drink]) Bea's Squeeze Classic Lemonade Calypso Pineapple Peach Lemonade Calypso Cucumber Limeade Calypso Tropical Mango Lemonade Florida's Natural Zero Sugar Lemonade Spindrift Sparkling Lemon Water Swoon Ginger Lemonade Brisk "Lemonade" {Juice drink?!) Brisk Pink "Lemonade" {Juice drink) Wendy's All-Natural Lemonade Starbucks Strawberry Acai Lemonade Refresher Starbucks Mango Dragonfruit Lemonade Refresher Panera Bread Apple Cranberry Lemonade Panera Bread Frozen Strawberry Lemonade Cawston Press Elderflower Lemonade Bai Sao Paulo Lemonade Carbonated Ramune Drink Yuzu Santa Cruz Organic Raspberry Lemonade Santa Cruz Organic Peach Lemonade Trader Joe's French Market Sparkling Lemonade Signature Select Sparkling Lemonade Belvoir Farm Organic Cucumber and Mint Lemonade Organics Organic Mango Lemonade Kool-Aid Lemonade Market Pantry Lemonade Drink Mix Me & the Bees Classic Lemonade Capri Sun Lemonade Zevia Kids Strawberry Lemonade good 2 grow starring PODZ Raspberry Lemon (flavored juice beverage) Del's Frozen Lemonade Mike's Harder Lemonade Truly Classic Lime Margarita Style Hard Seltzer House Wine Old Fashioned Raspberry Lemonade Kyle Hard Kombucha Lyche Lemonade 1. (Bad [Could Not Finish]) Florida's Natural Zero Sugar Strawberry Lemonade VYBES Watermelon Lime Wendy's Sunburst Melon Lemonade Minute Maid Zero Sugar Lemonade Minute Maid Zero Sugar Pink Lemonade Electrolit Lemon Lime Santa Cruz Organic Mango Lemonade Lemon Perfect Cold-Pressed Lemon Water Droplet "pretty bright" (✨Sparkling functional beverage✨) Droplet "pretty balanced" (✨Sparkling functional beverage✨) Sunwink Lemon-Rose Uplift Mio Lemonade Recharge Organic Lemon Mike's Harder Black Cherry Lemonade Santa Monica Brew Works 310 Stomped Shandy House Wine Old Fashioned Blueberry Citrus Lemonade Sutter Home Lemonade Wine Cocktail Guava Lemonade Schilling Hard Cider 0. (As Disappointing as Geoffry Remington's Lemonades) Swoon Matcha Lemonade House Wine Old Fashioned Lemonade House Wine Old Fashioned Strawberry Lemonade Mustard rating unknown

The way Jello describes things is both magical and actually surprisingly good as a viewer for imagining the taste. He'll say something like: "So imagine if you had to make a new lemonade and you decide to head on over to Mordor and ask Sauron for his take on his favourite summer flavours but then, like... you went back home without taking notes and forgot most of what he said so you just ad-libbed the rest. This lemonade tastes like THAT." And you know what, I can picture that lemondate and its flavour so fuckin accurately.

Jello: "this tastes like if you hung pizza on an old timey clothesline and let it sit out for a few days" Also Jello: *goes in for another drink*

A small correction: you actually shouldn't treat dehydration with *only* water - electrolytes are extremely important, as well. Those drinks are packed with lots of electrolytes to the point where they may taste salty, like past even Gatorade. Many of them also state on their use label (because they are effectively medicine) that you should start off *sipping* them, and then you start taking full drinks mixed with water. Source: had the worst diarrhea of my life last year that lasted for nearly 3 weeks and for 2 of them I had to keep hydrated with basically water and Pedialyte, cutting coffee out of my diet entirely.

Lavender lemonade when done correctly is HARD my favorite. It is also one of those things that goes from “good shampoo” to “cursed shampoo” REAL quick

The "hydration" drinks are legitimately useful for very hard exercise. They'll have a bunch of minerals in them including a high dosage of sodium. The flavours are not to be enjoyed but to make it so you don't immediately vomit from the awful flavour combination of raw potassium, magnesium and sodium assaulting your face.

I'm WAY too invested in the Lemonade Baron storyline. Will the Baron ever approve of the drinks? Can Geoffrey overcome his father's disapproval and create a truly functional beverage? My heart yearns for answers

I love it when Jello shakes the bottles with somewhat sparkling/fizzy liquid in them violently then wonders why they erupt

I have POTS and I drink those hydration drinks for the minerals and stuff. They’re basically meant to taste like something you can consume without barfing, which is a step up from salt tablets for some people.

53:38 I love the implication this clip gives that Jello’s narrative descriptions aren’t metaphor, they’re divinely inspired and beamed directly into his brain by tasting the lemonade

Can’t believe Jello has so many bad lemonades he channeled an unhinged lemon orchard owner from the 1400s.

As a Disabled person and Accessibility advocate, thank you for making jokes in the closed captioning and Character names c: Makes it a lot easier to follow the jokes! Love your videos! Thank you!~~~

You should become an official Lemonade tester. Like they bring their Lemonade to a grocery store office building and the receptionist is like “Hold on, we need to run this by our qualifications office.” and they come to you.

The fear “macaroni and cheese limeade” put in my soul has reminded me that we as a species can always sink lower

Jello eating mustard and everyone going “NO” was amazing. Yam was just: *JELLO STOP*

Jello : "Ok i'll drink mustard" Jay : "NOOOOO" Jello : "I'll fucking do it again"

I love how Jello has a Ratatouille moment but for nearly every conceivable flavor

Fun fact: Panera CHARGED LEMONADE has 260mg of caffeine in it per 20oz cup. A cup of tea averages to be about 47, and a cup of coffee is about 100. Imagine a lemonade with the pure power of two coffees and a cup of tea in one, and they DON'T LIST THE CAFFEINE ON THE DAMN LABEL! we should have not let this happen!

You know we are back in business when “liquid postage stamp” is how the first lemonade is described.

31:33 "I respect it but I'm going to give it a two...MUCH LIKE MY SON" Geoffery Remmington: "You hear that? *sniffle* My father respects me!!😁😭"

Lemonade taste requirements: conceivable by the Human psyche (Optional)

The sequel we all needed

I think the lemonades done dirtiest in this video are those Starbucks ones. I've had the pink one before and I know for a fact that it can be good, but man oh man, this particular batch tasted awful! And I rate what the consumer is likely to be handed when they order it, so...! Oops!

My headcannon is that the Lord Remington we first met in the last episode is actually the son who took the estate after successfully murdering his father and didn't learn his lesson about creating crazy lemonades

Jello was normal for the first half of this video and then turned into lord Remington with the fancy lemonade and then went back to normal after that. It’s like a switch just flip.

Fun fact: the Wendy’s ones are literally just the normal lemonade with either strawberry purée or pineapple mango juice in it

There is nothing I admire more, than Jello’s ability to describe how lemonade tastes as well as a Romantic Era poet would describe a Sunday morning.

The reason why geoffrey is so bad is because he was adopted by Lord Remington, and HE DOES NOT HAVE THE LEMON BLOOD.

Sometimes I find Jello can be kinda abrasive and catty when talking about things he doesn't like... But that personality is why his Zillow streams and these lemonade videos are so funny!

"Have you ever been downwind of a decomposing Muppet on a hot summer's day after a rainstorm, with the smell of petrichor emanating from the drying earth? That's what this tastes like, three out of five, I could drink that if you gave it to me." - Jello, with a gun to his back and his family in the audience

I legitimately wanna see a one off animation about Lord Remington, a man who was cursed by the Lemonade Wizard to only be able to drink lemonades, and can only be freed from his curse by tasting the one true, ultimate lemonade. He devotes his life to experimenting with creating new types of lemonade, and creates a vast business empire by selling the best of his creations. Watch his son, Geoffrey, who has been neglected by his father in his obsessive search, and wants to help him with his curse and grow closer to him through his business. However, he turns out have absolutely no talent for making lemonade, causing him to accidentally torture his father with horrible drinks. Lord Remington thinks Geoffrey is doing it on purpose, but keeps allowing him to try out of desperation.

i can never get over remington's over the top anger whenever a bottle or can fizzes over after he *shakes it*

The absolutely catastrophic series of events that is 29:05 is so good. Going instantly from Jello-as-Lord-Remington going "this is the bitch" to the tangent while he's trying to open it to the sudden outburst when it foams up, all culminating in him drinking it and his eyes rolling back into his head and chugging the rest like it's an elixir of life and he's an ancient Lemonade Lich whose life force is only sustained by the finest of lemon beverages. This is peak fruit-based comedy.

Lord Remington seems like the type of guy to hire a portrait artist for the mansion foyer, and when the artist shows up Lord Remington has an wide array of endangered animals with lemons in their mouths mounted on the walls. He also has a full lemon in his mouth as the portrait is made.

I have to say I ADORE the extensive and near-nonsensical detail that Jello goes into with his descriptions of flavors. It legitimately shows how great he is at improvisation and comedy and I laughed at every single one.

so i recently started working at Sonic Drive-in, and i learned something horrible about their lemonade: not only is it Minute Maid, it's Minute Maid but heavily watered down. Like, they fill 1/3 of the tank with Minute Maid, and then fill the rest with just. water.

Drinking Maple Syrup: No, how dare you even put this in my drink Drinking Mustard: Yeah, I'll gladly do it a second time!

New Lord Remington Lore: - He was born somewhere in the Americas, and managed to swindle his way onto a boat bound for England. He presumably currently lives/has his orchard in the South of England (formerly known as Wessex), hence that description of the accent. Edit: Upon re-listening, he in fact *worked* his way to England and *swindled* his way to owning the lemon orchard, my mistake. - He has an arch-nemesis known as the Lemonade Wizard, whose wizard hat looks like a lemon juicer. - He has a young son named Geoffrey, who he views as a disappointment. Geoffrey apparently has some kind of gambling problem, and spends a lot of Lord Remington's fortune on this habit. Geoffrey apparently tries to impress his father with new lemonade recipes, but they're all bad and he seemingly has little interest in actually inheriting the orchard or lemonade business. Geoffrey is a pacifist. - It's actually spelt 'Remmington', according to the subtitles

I swear Jello just has cartoon brain where he knows the perfect sound effect to put over whatever he’s saying, whether or not there’s even a visual to match it onscreen, you just kinda FEEL it.

12:25 I was half expecting Jello to say something like "Boy, I hate it when companies do this - 'Brisk! Now Asbestos Free!'" or something. Like - they're not wrong, and technically it's not false advertising, I'm just going to stomp on the balls of whichever companies CEO decides to do this first...

Jello: *casually drinks mustard* Jay&Yam: “NOOOOOO!! STOOOOP!!”

For a beautiful moment I forgot jello used to just eat candles. “It tastes like a candle in a bad way” has a different hit to it when this fact crawls out from the back of my brain

Every time Jello makes a colourful yet a bit too close to home comparison, a lemonade manufacturer starts randomly sweating

My favourite thing about Jello's videos in general are his use of pretty basic sound/video effects that are so well timed it makes it absolutely hysterical.

Hearing "This is my idiot son Joffrey, he as every disease" Has to be one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time

I hope this becomes an annual event. And we eventually diverge into other drinks, and or liquids. I’d be down to watch jello eat straight condiments.

After watching both parts, I'm craving a Safiya Nygaard-like video in which he mixes all the lemonades together, drinks the mixture, and gives us a delightful and elaborate backstory about how the concotion was the origin of climate change and the extinction of the DoDo bird. However, I worry that the random chemicals in those "sport" drinks would reinvent the atomic bomb in Jello's stomach if they were mixed together.

Finally, a sequel to my favorite comfort video. ^-^ Can't wait to watch Jello suffer through more absolutely absurd lemonades. Edit: RETURN OF LORD REMINGTON MY BELOVED

For your next "Jello rates a thing" I feel like it needs to be as innocuous and unpredictable as Lemonade was. Like ranking the best coleslaw or something.

Hey Jello , sorry about the disappointment. I run a farmers market stand selling lemonade, you should try my recipe - Take 5 or 6 lemons, chop the nubs off each end, peel the rind (I spiralize for one long strip) while minimizing pith. If you see any pith you can scrape it off with a spoon. I find a serrated peeler works best, exposes more surface area on the inner rind Peel all of them, then toss that rind in a cup of granulated white sugar, and leave the bowl for 6-24 hours. Longer is better. The sugar draws out the lemon oil. Boil 5 cups of water, remove from heat and dump the lemon rind sugar mix in, then strain out the peels. Juice all the lemons in (I sometimes don't use them all but you like sour lemonade) and add more sugar in quarter cup increments to taste. Chill then serve, it's the best fucking lemonade you will ever have.

Jello: Violently swings around a bottle of lemonade Also Jello when it explodes after being opened: "oh wtf?"

I like to imagine that Yam wasn't even watching the stream, she was just off doing her own thing and then she turns around and watches a _wave_ of internet comments comes crashing towards her informing her of what her stupid, stupid, lovely boyfriend is doing in front of the whole world.

Jello explains drinks the exact same way I imagine Giovanni to explain the food his minions make for him

jello's ability to describe the flavor of lemonades and create stories around goddamn drinks is jaw dropping

The form on that uppercut at 8:45 was great

"It tastes like water with butter in it" Ah, I see Percy started a brand of lemonade

Hey as a doctor Electrolit is REALLY good for treating actual dehydration, some times water just won't cut it, when kids become severely dehydrated because of diarrhea they need electrolytes, but it does make it taste kinda salty

3:51 you know Jello speaks facts when he roasts a brand that literally supports the same charity he's donating to

28:52 You have no idea how many times I say, or even think, “I missed” in that exact cadence after watching this. I could describe your videos as “brain worms,” by which I mean that your mannerisms are contagious and I love them.

im crying over how much he hated the matcha swoon but still took two sips

You should do sweet teas next year. Won't go flat and have a lovely variation scale of "salt water with mud" to "this drink is my always now". I also have yet to encounter alcoholic sweet teas, but hey, that's always fun to find out things that shouldn't exist exist.

Lord Remington is truly the reviewer we deserve. His rage at carbonated spills is especially entertaining

Some amazing analogies in this video. I mean in the first five minutes we got: "This one is like kissing into a rose and a little bumblebee comes out on your lips and gives you a little kiss back" "This is shampoo. Not in a bad way!" "It tastes like a potion" "It tastes like nice and tropical, and then like 60% of the way in, on its way out, it hits you with, like, old pumpkin on the porch that you carved a couple weeks ago smell, but, like, in your mouth" "This is good, actually, but for like, a split second, the first time you sip, it's like, it feels like it's going to kill you"

Note: Anything that has no artifical sweetener or added sugars that has cherry flavor is going to be good because cherries will naturally sweeten it to a normal drink point. My source is that I absolutely hate unsweetened sparkling water (I taste bitter really well, which isn't good) but naturally cherry flavored ones taste pretty good actually.

“Trader Joe is a trader of lies” is a sentence I will now quote daily thank you Jello

I miss the old Lord Remington, when he experimented with new lemonade flavors and tactics such as stirring lemonade with an entire pickle. He’s so hesitant to try new lemonades now that he has his fortune. And his son is only trying to follow in his footsteps.

"we take our enemies and we turn them into flesh cans" -onlycans

Can't wait for jello to finally fight his true nemesis, Calypso Yew

I was not expecting the subplot of Jello as Lord Remington, being a swindler who conned his way into a proper Wessex Lemon Orchard, but I am here for it! Lemonade sommelier is peak roleplay

You know you've got the born entertainer's X-factor when thousands of people are willing to spend about two hours of their finite human lives watching you taste lemonades. Brendan is a king. 👑

I quote these streams so often in groups of people that DO NOT consume Jello content in any way. It’s great.

Dragonfruit does actually have a flavor, but it's VERY light. I had one once and I would describe it as watered down kiwifruit. But it was light enough that in a drink I can't imagine it having much impact, if any at all. Mixed in with something else, I'd highly imagine the flavor would just vanish entirely, so it feels to me like it's more a NUTRIENT additive than a flavor one. Or a brownie points additive, like 'ooh look at ME I've got DRAGONFRUIT~', you know?

I'm back to say how to improve your homemade lemonades: Swap straight sugar with simple syrup. Put the zest of the lemons or limes you're using in the hot syrup as it cools. It draws out the lemon/lime flavor without added sourness. If you have other ingredients with flavorful oils, you can put this here as well. My go to are green chilies and chopped mint. But you can get crazy with it. Cardamom, ginger, black pepper. Get funky with it. EDIT: I should probably add on that this process is basically like making tea. The oils from whatever you put in it are being absorbed into the syrup because of the heat. Once it's done steeping I'd recommend to strain anything too large like the aforementioned chilies in my first example./EDIT You can also make fruit syrup by putting whole fruits in a pot with a little bit of water, heating it up until it starts to break down, crush the fruits to accelerate juice extraction. Strain out the solids, and add sugar to convert into syrup. Boil off some water as well. After that make as a normal recipe of Sugar + Water + Juice to taste. Get creative. You can do a lot better than the shit Jello's been drinking.

Hearing jello saying "It's meat" filled my heart with joy

I know people can't OD on lemonade, but if they could, I'd be very concerned for Jello right now.

I first discovered you from the last lemonade video, and your descriptions were **amazing**. Thrilled we got a second round that didn't disappoint

Personally, I really like the Swoon lemonades, but there is _definitely_ a genetic component to it, sorta like how cilantro tastes like soap to some people. For me, monkfruit sorta tastes like bubblegum or cotton candy-like sweetness, but for certain people I've heard it described as anything from burnt tire to molten plastic to road tar

After my dad got diagnosed with pre-diabetes we all tried drinking the Sparkling ICE instead of soda, and yeah they taste pretty good! Then all three of us started getting headaches and diarrhea every time we drank it, so we obviously stopped. Yeah, there's something sus in those bad boys.

I love Jello just being himself all the time, like genuinely just a funny person whose style of humor is so physical and oddly specific always. Like him describing drinks using such specific tastes and memories that you wouldn’t think of. And the physical comedy of him acting out what he believes these drinks would be like as people. Edit: Also props to whoever edits for doing such a beautiful job at bringing his physical comedy to life.

Water alone doesn't treat dehydration, you also need electrolytes and sodium which is why specialised drinks like gatorade, pedialyte, and electrolit exist. Which you may need after all that lemonade.