asdfmovie is by TomSka / @tomska I made this compilation Because there was an official one back when there were only 13 asdfmovies, and since then two more and a spin-off have come out, so I wanna make an updated version. Enjoy!
10 things I learned from this series: 1. Babies can be born and/or killed through various unconventional methods 2. You can turn into food if you want to (don't expect to be eaten though) 3. Jack "Jacksfilms" Douglass is actually a genie who specializes in tricking children into choosing their own demise 4. People get knives and guns confused very often 5. If you really like something, it'll come to rush over and kill you 6. Milk is dangerous 7. Ponies can fly 8. Taco Tuesday got its name from a giant anthropomorphic taco getting released every 3rd day of each week 9. Doctors can be huge assholes sometimes(intentionally or not) 10. And the primary moral of the story: Never let them know your next move
The I like trains kid is immortal apparently, to get run over so many times, then eventually use his power to kill seven people, two potatoes and a dragon. Edit: The seven people are the “you know who’s gay” duo, the “die potato” guy, the one who answered a phone, the “trains-gender guy”, the one next to him (the last two could be the “you know who’s gay” duo), and the other person who said “I like trains.” There was also a second potato next to the dragon that got rammed as well, evidently… Edit 2: might actually be 8, if the priest was killed at the wedding…
There's one more thing your forgot is if the "EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP" guy comes your will fall on your face and another thing you forgot is that the most random shit can happen at anytime
First it was the potato, the "I Like Trains" Kid, Desmond The Moon Bear, The Stegosaurus, Muffin Time, The "Do The Flop" Guy, The Mine Turtle, The "Beep Beep Ima Sheep", The Cow that pretended to be a real man, and a bunch of others, and now "Johnny The Truck"
Just like in real life, we evolved from having the peak popularity and mainstream appeal of steam locomotives, to a preference in day-to-day ownership of automobiles Meanwhile horses have always been there but not as prominent when given the option of mechanical transport, outside equestrian and other animal-related circles (Yes, I'm a history buff, how could you tell lmao)
- ASDFMOVIE 1 - 0:02 got your nose! 0:14 evil tie 0:27 hello parking meter! 0:31 smell my flower 0:41 pointless button 0:49 RPG 0:53 treeman 1:02 DIE POTATO!! 1:04 living cake 1:26 you know whos gay? - ASDFMOVIE 2 - 1:31 PIE FLAVOR. 1:40 i like trains. 1:51 gullible 1:54 not today. 2:00 NOO LHAMA NOOOO!! 2:11 R A I N B O W S 2:17 maybe a horse? 2:21 i like COOKIES 2:32 DESMOND THE MOON BEAR 1 2:39 i cant read. 2:42 allergic 2:52 yes you do. 3:02 you know whos TRAIN? 3:07 bagel! - ASDFMOVIE 2 DELETED SCENES 3:14 MILK DROWNING 3:25 ON MY SANDWICH! 3:35 FEED ME PAPER. 3:44 liars in space - marmite is terrible - 3:52 bad! bad marmite! 4:01 oh yeah. 4:07 he crashed :( 4:16 MARMITE 4:22 marmite sleeps with johns wife - ASDFMOVIE 3 - 4:31 new dog 4:43 vore 4:49 here, hold this. 4:57 SALAD PUNCHER 5:02 screw gravity! 5:06 goodbye world... 5:12 IT WAS PAIN!!! 5:17 *_I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!_* 5:21 dont touch that cactus 5:28 BuY mE mOrE JeWElRy 5:33 dont even think about it. 5:37 anger and salad 5:39 new camera! 5:43 DIE TRAINS!!! imma continue 4 to 7 in the next week bye
AsdfMovie4 Do an internet 5:50 The Science Show 5:59 Phone call robbery 6:05 Ohh 6:11 Can’t skate there 6:14 Pie 6:20 Nice Hat 6:24 Your a chair 6:31 Time machine 6:37 Shoot me in the face 6:43 Mugged 6:46 Catch 6:51 Banana Fight 6:55 Throw the cheese 6:57 Grow up 7:08 Dragon 7:14
Too bad asdfmovie became popular then until now the 15th episode became underrated for almost 3 years and other videos of asdfmoive15 suddenly went less than a million views including this video. I guess everyone was never paying attention to the episodes coming out for 1 or more years. Time flies.
21:55 Still remains my favorite bit. The way this stupid little waffle says "I have brain damage" just makes me giggle like a schoolgirl every time I hear it.
I swear to God the judge finding the guy guilty of nothing is ProZD, but he's not credited, can anyone confirm?? Pretty sure he's the guy who shows up late to the DEATH rally as well
I also swear the one that says "Phew, i almost got shot" is someone we know to, it's such a distinct british accent and i just can't put my finger on who.
Every I like trains scene Original 1:45 Cookies 2:23 What are you up to son 2:55 Die potato 5:45 Dragon 7:15 Airplane (Spin-off) 10:01 Phone call 16:27 “Trains”gender 17:57 Two I like trains kids 29:26
