the 2 local Poundlands closed around Easter? coincidence? "Oh no, it's almost Easter and that weird bloke of RU-vid will be around again to make fun of us. I know, we'll close the local stores, that'll stop him"
Someday we will replace every holiday with a single celebration where we all, on our knees, gather around a brown couch and riff on dollar store purchases.
So true. I don't even celebrate until Ashens' holiday video comes out, which makes for very awkward family gatherings due to the difference in timezone.
@@theonlybilge A clinically insane man who has a Ph.D. in clinical psychology. Saves money at least. Doesn't have to go out to see one either cuz he is one!
I’m throughly convinced that someone is hired to specifically watch Ashen’s videos and hear his suggestions and wishes and then sends it to corporate to make the items he wants.
Hilights of the video: - Ashens Eviscerates some pigs - Ashens MALICIOUSLY LIES about the origin of a Tesco astroturf rabbit, for it couldn't possibly be that he forgot where he bought it ages ago or that poundland are reselling old Tesco stock. - 8:06 - The word 'Bagatelle' - Ashens becomes some sort of 6 eared monster
It's already Easter? I watched this video and still didn't realize it was Easter until reading your comment. I figured this was some sort of farm animal appreciation day where you give thanks to the great green flocked rabbit in the sky.
i dont even know what easter is until ashens uploads, all the stores stock easter shite weeks in advance so thats no help either and theres no holiday to mark the occasion cause theres no work
That pinball game gave me HEAVY nostalgia of the little mini ones with water inside where you boost the rings up. For the life of me I cant remember where they used to come from 🤔😂
Wouldn't be Easter without you, Ashens. It also wouldn't be nearly 3am without a totally unexpected upload from my favourite RU-vidr which is now going to keep me awake even longer, Ashens.
Was waiting expectantly for Ashens to put on the bunny glasses, and then when the lamb headband showed up, I got even more excited. He did not disappoint. Thank you, sir! Well done! I NEEDED the laugh!
In Finland we have chicks like that but they're smaller and they never change how they look. The chicks always look like they've been snorting something
They've been snorting the shattered Christmas glass ornaments that has been on the store-floor for at least 10 years, after Jerold got fired for working slowly, despite the fact that he wasn't slow, he was just doing things properly
Yes the ones we have also don’t change other then having the small and slightly thic ones. All they made of twisted pipe cleaners and are definitely having different universal experiences.
so i went to the poundland website to see if i can order online. This was not addressed in the "FAQ's" but they did thoughtfully decide to answer "What if I’m not happy?" and I can't wait to cure my depression, hold on
The answer is no, you must obtain Covid manually. "Other FAQ's": A product leaked over me / my clothes whilst shopping in the store, what can I do? How can I make a complaint about a product which I purchased from Poundland? I am not satisfied with the service I received in store, what can I do? I am not happy with the outcome of my complaint which was discussed with a Poundland store manager, what further action can I take? Boy, I really want to shop here
@@Donteatacowman if you keep scrolling down is one of them just "Why is Poundland shit?". I mean come on Poundland you've got some serious self esteem issues with your FAQ
I actually like the pigs and chicks. They're pretty cute and funny and I'm sure kids enjoy them when you manage detach them from the packaging without ripping them apart.
My Poundland was just full of crap hats because apparently they've forgot what funny stuff is. EDIT: seriously were they watching the Two Ronnie's when they designed those chicks because that was my first thought as well
I normally don’t like doing these sorts of comments, but I’m honestly kinda excited to be the first guy to watch this video. The holiday specials are always some of my favourite Ashens videos of the year!
Doesn't quite make it better that you acknowledged it. Making any type of "first" comment should be tantamount to capital murder, and needs to come with the appropriate prison sentence attributed to such a crime.
i feel like ashens just goes in a shop, doesnt look at what hes getting as long as it vaguely looks like it fits the surprise he has when the realisation at what made its what into his basket is great
I would consider my life fulfilled if I ever saw Ashens in the wild, scowering the pound shops for hilarious tat. Truly pure and wholesome. You do good work
You had two of the deathly hallows on at the end Stuart, it's no wonder you no longer fear death. Find the third and you can rise again like Jesus (like that time he also wore lamb ears and bunny glasses plus one other thing and rose from the grave) !
The chicks aren't wearing glasses they're wearing those fancy dress eye masks. Poundland told the factory "this year its all covid so put masks on the chicks!" and they misunderstood
