ASMR Voice: Not even death can keep me from you [M4A] [Trigger warning: Death/Murder] 

Allie Darling *throws salt on him violently*

I would love that. Sucks that I am alone T-T

Holly shit yeass

You have 666 likes ma'am I'm going to have to check your vibes

Kinda sad that he had to drag me to hell with him.

For real, listener's BF sucks!

Man we can never win can we? I’m FRICKING DONE MAN

Lol

Is it just me that wants a part 2 where our bf comes home finds dead starts to argue and fight with cardlin then we wake back up dead just like cardlin etc

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A DUMB ONE

hinata167 excatly

New boyfriend: bye babe have fun

A pretty shitty one, but then again, you should have waited for your boyfriend to return, not get a new one and break his heart. I'd NEVER do that to the one I love. But I'm still alone T-T

Cynthia Niccals your last boyfriend literally died wth who’s not gonna look for someone else

Jim is where it's at

My middle name is Kurt not fart

PAMXJIMM

SunlightShadows2 😂😂 IM DYING XDXD

SunlightShadows2 I now praise you

Darcy Bone I was just waiting for the “HERES CARDLIN!!”

Shrieking skulls will shock your soul and make out with you tonight

Spooky scary skeleton😂😂😂😂😂

Just like sans does

seal your doom tonight

Zen YourFutureBoyfriend I'm sorry but this comment cracks me up

Yes yes he dose

Zen YourFutureBoyfriend? Bitch ur user tho....... 707 bae.....

**books next flight to china**

Zen lol True🤣

FadedLover 22 CAN WE NOT FIGHT ANY MORE

Yes! Heathers reference ftw!

Jada P VERONICA, SURE YOURE SCARED. IVE BEEN THERE. I CAN SET YOU FREE!

VERONICA DON'T ME COME IN THERE I'M GONNA COUNT TO THREE!!!!!

ONE..

ME!

Sorry. You have no choice in the matter. That's what he meant by "taking you with me when I go". He kills you, takes your body back with him to hell, then you come back as whatever the hell he is

Eh fuck it I hate my life anyways

@@cynthiapot672 yay

YEA I WAS LIKE YEA NO SORRY ILL TAKE A PASS I HAVE A DENTIST APPOINTMENT TO GO TO AT SOME POINT IN THE VERY NEAR FUTURE OH WELL LOOKS LIKE I CANT GO

I’m dying at this

I have good news for you! He did, in fact, not stab us! :)

@@CinnamonsCalmCorner he suffocated us isn't that just better

No knife. Just suffocation. Almost more cruel. Drive a knife into the heart with enough force, and the heart stops almost immediately. Since you die almost instantly, you barely have time to register the agonizing pain before it's all over. Suffocation takes longer, so your mind has time to register the pain and panic. If the end result is your demise either way, I think I'd prefer he make it quick, even if "painless" is beyond his abilities. Kill me quickly, and hold me so I'm not alone and terrified as I grow cold and still.

Finally someone that gets me

The moment the listener attempted to move on and had properly grieved him, he returned to haunt her and the torrent of emotions following made him repulsive to her. Ouch.

Damn, I'm already crying and this just makes it worse. Beautifully written

I may be a horrible human for saying this but... in the place of the listener I surely would've told him something like: "Fine, you can kill me go ahead. But you're not (at least not anymore) and you'll never be the man I loved 3 years ago. I don't want to be with this person in front of me. Not even death can stop me from getting away from you. Wherever you go I'll flee. I don't want to see this person ever again. If the former you still hears me...I wish we had more time together." In fact I would be upset that he'd think I would totally stop my life for him. I'm believe in "your happiness is my happiness" so if seeing me falling into depression was what he was expecting, then not me. Moreover he is very selfish. He has no right over the listener's life. Of course as you said it is something to get to see someone you loved and who died again. But that doesn't take away the fact he didn't care for the time that passed.

ShakeYoBooty Damn, you took my thoughts and placed them into writing.

@@lee.5624 Glad to know I'm not the only one to think that way.

danafear I was ready to take him back to the grave

Noot Noot xD he went back alright. Just took us with him lol

danafear when I realised homegirl died I was pissed. She didn't think to kick him in his balls

Noot Noot xD I was yelling for her to jump out the window when she was locked in the room lol. She did not listen to reason

danafear exactly she didn't think to oh I don't know RUN tf out of there as soon as he entered. She ended up dying cause of her stupid ass. Honestly I'm pissed

Terrified?

apprehensive?

Trivago?

Aroused¿ ^^ OK I'm just joking :((

*dialup sounds*

Fangirl TMurphy immediately busted out laughing! I love this comment!

Nicki Belle you’re welcome! 😉

Fangirl TMurphy They're kinda dealing with dying over and over again, but they should be here shortly after our death...

Марина Андреева YAY! POINTLESS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT! 😂😂😂

Fangirl TMurphy YESH

How duse that maks sence

Yanderes

Saaaame

lena c. Omg yes!

lena c. No your not actually

lena c.same

lena c. Nope

Same

Peaceinnutella WHAT DO YOU MENA ARKANSAS WHERE IS THE SAWW

A M E R I C A E G G S B R A I N

A M E R I C A W H A T D O Y O U M E AN A R K A N S A S ? !

кат s a m e b r o

And apparently w I d e k e r n I n g

s p o o p y

_m u r D e r_

m e r d e r

Jibooty is my religion yeshhh

YAS!!!

Rosepaw Aj YES except mine would be Kim Taehyung

LMAO

Same except mine is Kim Nam-joon

Yo this gave me a laugh

😂😂😂

Gabi The Average das wat I said

Agender Angel Exactly

Sooooo good

Anna TheAlien Yep. Guess you're stuck living with demonic zombie Cardlin in hell forever....sorry. That's what he meant, he kills you, then takes your corpse back to hell, and you revive as whatever the hell he is.

Undead Anna nah Ima bad beech yacant keel me

How...*DARE* you...use that knife on me

That’s exactly what I said I was like I didn’t forget you I just figured you’d like me to move on

Farheen Khan Ayyyyyyyyy

aaaayyyyyyyyeeeeeee😆

So I'm an amateur actress (voice acting included) and you have no idea how badly I would love for this to happen so I can live action it like I do at home XD

Me too. I'd hate to lose the one I love like that. But why would he jump straight to murder?

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SAY WHAT YOU BELIEVE

I found the Familton 😂 I came as soon as I heard

EVERY PROCLAMATION GUARANTEES FREE AMMUNITION FOR YOUR ENEMIES!

i just finished listening to the soundtrack for the 47th time and im still crying

MalyMoo WHY DO YOU WRITE LIKE IT'S GOING OUT OF STYLE (HEYYY) WRITE DAY AND NIGHT LIKE IT'S GOING OUT OF STYLE (HEYYY) EVERYDAY YOU WRITE LIKE IT'S GOING OUT OF STYLE; DO WHAT YOU DO *knock knock knock*

Same

Your forgetting baby shark

Badger song would be good too

I didn’t wanna sleep tonight anyways it’s 12am

Storm1001 i feel like while they were together when he was alive, they had a very good and healthy relationship. And now that he's dead, wanting to take her back, he's manipulating her feelings.

@@pastelprincess3643 I agree

ileandraXraven amazing script hon!!!

ileandraXraven please can you make a 2nd part?

D'aww, thanks. ^_^ As to a part two, I dunno. I could, perhaps, though we're a little out of the season now, aren't we?

Its incredible! Keep it up! I am now a fan ☺️

ileandraXraven this is awesome

Rae Jae BE MORE CHILL

Rae Jae he needs to 1) take 50 chill pills 2) breath for once 3) go see a doctor

BE MORE CHILL? ....... c-c-come on, c-c-come on, go go.

Kiy23 i oh look, he saw it!

Sambam Senpai I became decEASED when I was notified

Same

This is exactly what happened to me

*LET FUCKING KEANU REEVES SET YOU FREEEEEEEE*

Right like girl dump him

LIKE BITCH I SAID CALL THE EXORSIST NOT RUN

*mindblown*

+YourFavoriteWhitney YES♥♥♥

Y E S

I am so happy that somebody said darkiplier because that's what I was legit thinking in the beginning (this has made my day)

That Thumbnail look like darkiplier

How, we're deAD

kianoti of what. OUR FUNERAL

Im late! But im saying this anyway! Perhaps a second part where God or an Angel shows our soul in a safe place and saying that we are safely away from him them sends him back to hell where he will never see us again!

Ah yes the queen comments

Excuse me while I "nope" out of existence

Aww, how sweet :), love you Cardi

darian parr Call Sam & Dean now.

Don't give me holy water I will burn

adarunt thats the plan against the ghost boyfriend who came back and for some reason described hell mwahaha

spencer is that a typo

Polisz cebula tutaj? Do u write scripts or you got inspired for like drawings and shit?

Meruhh theCat Onion? I don't remember when someone called me like that the last time. Yes, I write scripts.

you said my name so what is it :P

I was 420th like lol

HE NEEDS TO DO A J.D ASMR FFS

The Jester's Tune I knoooow

The Jester's Tune hell yeah

Yass!

Music Time now we need antisepticeye to make a fight..

DARKIPLIER. DARKIPLIER. DARKIPLIER.

I shit myself at least twice

Myles Plays HELL YES I WAS SCREAMING OVER HOW IT WAS DARKIPLIER LMAO

BIG MOOD

Myles Plays I ALWAYS LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE RECONIZE THIS STUFF!

Shanette Quao GURL I 100% FEEL YOU

SAME😱😱😱😱😱😱

Shanette Quao same here bitch 🙋🏾🙋🏾🙋🏾

TV Static nightmare fuel... darkiplier is nightmare fuel

TV Static we need antisepticeye to keep him distracted!

a legal loli XD SAME JUST SAME

**jumps in with black butler merch**

SAME MAKE ROOM

*slowly slithers in with Pokemon cap*

*darkiplier jumps in* NOT TODAY

ARGH YES THE WHOLE TIME I WAS LIKE "Veronica, open the- open the door please!"

YO, YES

Skye 🎶VERONICA, OPEN THE DOOR🎶

Heathers!

Ikrrr

veancena 101 same

firework ash ...heheheh the pillow part, actually laughed haha

veancena 101 the pillow scene had me like HOW DARE U ! 😂

firework ash .....what if there is a twist, while he is putting the pillow over you're face and then you said, "Try me BISHHHH" Then you stabbed him with a knife and died hahaha

veancena 101 LMFAO ! 😂😂

Enju Aihara YAY 🌈 💀 🌈 DEATH

Wow. Thanks for spoiling. 😒

I hate I'm being killed by other asmr killer roleplaying male

OOF THAT WAS REALLY REALLY GOOD you're so talented and it's amazing how well you can set a scene!!

Princess May The thing is, I legit thought that was Darkiplier XD

Nice to see another homestuck

Maaaaybe

Princess May 😂

Princess May THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING?!

FACTS🤣✋