Astra Militarum (Bricky) vs. T'au Empire (Dameki) | Dice Check LIVE Battle Report Warhammer 40k

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Bricky's Imperial Guard take on Dameki's T'au Empire to see who would be last place
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0:00 Introduction
1:18 Army Lists
6:59 Secondaries
9:05 T'au Turn 1
21:23 Astra Militarum Turn 1
37:13 T'au Turn 2
54:28 Astra Militarum Turn 2
1:14:49 T'au Turn 3
1:26:03 Astra Militarun Turn 3
1:37:41 MVP's and LVP's

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@DiceCheck 3 года назад

We know that some of you also enjoy the full length BR's that we stream on twitch to watch in the background while you hobby, so would you rather see something like this for the streamed reports or would you rather have them uploaded as a full vod? Let us know!

@baitbait65 3 года назад

Why not both?

@aslayeri239 3 года назад

I like both, but this type is better because it is mainly the important things

@maatoon 3 года назад

Although it isnt as pure as the long ones, I like it a lot more!

@Lewismarty1 3 года назад

If you’re only willing/able to upload one, go for the longest form IMO. Better to let the viewer skip ahead/around.

@Causticcalamity 3 года назад

I like the shorter length because it can be more manageable to watch. I know some other BatReps upload full length vods as a separate channel though if that's a possibility.

@benkavin1473 3 года назад

Colonel Bricky: "Shatter! Their! Sky!" _Basilisk Artillery Battery fires massive volley of shells_ _All shells miss except one shell which explodes and shrapnel destroys a single drone_ Colonel Bricky: "Great Success!"

@patjc6598 2 года назад

This comment is excellent lol. Great success!

@Qardo 2 года назад

I struggle to separate the tabletop game from Lore. As we all know , the area the Basilisk fired into. Everything is generally fucked. Even if they were not direct hits. It is a mess. And a single drone being destroyed in one volley. Clearly, some Warp nonsense was going on. Nee technology that the Tau is using, and no one even realized existed. Or said drone was a Shield Drone, and it was destroyed doing its job.

@BenDover-tk3jj 2 года назад

1 drone is better than no drones :)

@cytorakdemon Год назад

Guard: "That is but a taste of our fury! Do you yield?" Tau: "I do not."

@bigsmoke6675 3 года назад

So, Bricky, how many guardsmen did You bring? " *UNTOLD BILLIONS* "

@crazymuse007 Год назад

And what are they using against the enemy? " Sheer SUNDERING firepower"

@cyanideinmycereal1077 3 года назад

The preliminary bombardment was the biggest guard moment I’ve seen on yt

@ethan2670 3 года назад

*Last roll is a 6, only kills one thing* Worth it

@Jormyyy 3 года назад

When in the video does it happen?

@ethan2670 3 года назад

@@Jormyyy it's the very first game action, even before Tau gets to move

@Jormyyy 3 года назад

@@ethan2670 gotcha thanks mate

@FunkBastid 3 года назад

*THIS IS A CERTIFIED GUARD MOMENT*

@mainsails2892 3 года назад

I'm forever immortalized as the guy who said Mor Tau Kombat

@cooldude1565 3 года назад

absolute king

@GiskardRevenlov 3 года назад

Chad

@roguepsykerhaaker4813 2 года назад

we got a badass over here

@eepasheep9578 2 года назад

Oh look it’s the guy that said Mor Tau Kombat

@GiskardRevenlov 3 года назад

"It blows up!" "YEESS!" "You might kill your commander." "... *FUUUCK* !" lmfao

@MRLOLLAST123 3 года назад

That preliminary bombardment really set the tone for this game... :D

@DragonaxFilms 3 года назад

Bricky aggressively demanding Dameki to kill his troops is just so funny to me. He seems like a great guy to have as an opponent xD

@draves8953 3 года назад

I wish most gamers would hype each other up like these guys. “Unit gets wiped” let’s gooooo!!!

@stankobarabata2406 Год назад

He should've made a Krieg army.

@cookiecraze1310 Год назад

'Lego Yoda death sound'

@jessenicoletta4160 3 года назад

I love how in terms of pure models, even with tanks and walkers and tempestus, the guard still have a stupid amount of models. Never change imperial guard, never change

@NotMCKarl 2 года назад

untold BILLIONS

@hansw15 2 года назад

Even bringing 7 Leman Russ tanks, my army also has 72 infantry models.

@voidwalker5784 2 года назад

That's the Whole reason I love the guard

@homelessstone7674 3 года назад

I still say this was nothing more than the last two places in Mario Cart fighting over not being last

@damien9683 3 года назад

Back on the N64 the last (human player) had to give up the controller. And with 6-7 friends in the room BOY did it get *ugly...* *GOOD TIMES*

@santino7470 3 года назад

Being in 1st is boring, being amongst the cluster of people fighting and slamming into each other is hilarious.

@Riff_III 3 года назад

This channel has been around for only 5 months technically and yet it is easily one of the highest produced shows for warhammer I’ve ever seen. Y’all are some of the hardest workers I’ve ever seen

@NoFlu 3 года назад

And unlike some other battle report channels, this one is so much fun to watch. It's like some cooking channels you watch for the recipe, while others you watch for the recipe and the banter. This channel is the latter, but with toy soldiers not food.

@pantsmage970 2 года назад

Check out 40k in 40 minutes in my opinion besides these guys they are the best. These two channels are hands down the best for different reasons but highly recommend it

@MrMoustaffa 2 года назад

When a guard player is saying "what the hell does Creed fight in combat with?" You know something has gone horribly wrong

@hisnotsolonely2961 2 года назад

Obviously the hidden titan in his right pocket.

@americankid7782 2 года назад

Creed gets a +6 to hit +5 to wound and a 4D6 for damage.

@Xios_Angelis Год назад

His ironclad balls he slapped Abbadon with?

@democrack113 Год назад

@@Xios_Angelis Nah his AP -10 Magnum Dong.

@bombarded15 3 года назад

I get why other channels don't, but I love that you guys cut lose on the swearing, it feels like I'm watching my gaming group play lol

@nnurk 3 года назад

As someone who hasnt been able to play with my old game group through a combination of scheduling issues, our FLGS closing permanently, and you know, COVID, I havent been able to enjoy a night rollin dice wit da boyz in a LONG time. So this is very comforting.

@sethkeown5965 3 года назад

Creed is gonna slap your nuts.

@nnurk 3 года назад

@@sethkeown5965 it would be an honor.

@zachburghdoff9126 3 года назад

Just hearing FUCK! when someone fails a wound roll 😂

@pantsmage970 2 года назад

Just feels like I'm playing 40k with the boys some drinks and swearing all over makes it much more fun

@AB-qp2tm 2 года назад

I love both these factions and they always lose, today ONE of them has to win, and for that I am happy.

@loganparry2676 3 года назад

I died when he said “How the FUCK does Creed fight”

@filwilliamson9149 3 года назад

As someone who's first army was Custodes, I look at these lists and think "how can you fit so many units into a 2000 point list?" I know it's because they're not elite like custodes, but it's a knee jerk reaction. Edit: Bricky was that a TTS reference with the "it's really tanky though"

@adriaibarratomas3956 3 года назад

I mean, one of the cool things of imperial guard is being able to fit so many units as a horde army. So if you're used to elite armies makes sense to have that reaction. Hope you're having fun with those custodes.

@MrReyfan619 3 года назад

Totally same.

@GonnaDieNever 3 года назад

30 conscripts for 120 points lol

@filwilliamson9149 3 года назад

@@GonnaDieNever I can get 3 Custodian Guard for 150 points lol.

@GonnaDieNever 3 года назад

@@filwilliamson9149 To be fair my other army is IK, and my cheapest model is 145 points. But that's what Guard allies are for.

@metalbat8414 3 года назад

"She calls me GOD" - God

@agentafter206 3 года назад

Need a Japanese grilfriend so she can say "Kami-Sama" hehehe

@Thillidan 3 года назад

-God, flexing on Joseph in the book of Matthew, after banging Joseph's wife

@DerVasto 3 года назад

God in and outside of the sheets

@FredDino 2 года назад

This is my first foray into 40k, and I have to say, in any other system, I don't think anyone would be as excited to see things die, regardless of side. I'm confused as hell, but I'll keep watching, just for the joy you guys take in seeing stuff get blown up

@vineyarddaze 3 года назад

Only 1 6 out of all those bombardment rolls 😳😆

@Brock_Friesenborg 3 года назад

It's like watching two dudes shooting dice in a seedy gambling parlor.

@kalamander8563 2 года назад

You mean they aren't?!

@keRrYsTuArT101 3 года назад

I know bricky is tall but it looks like he's standing on a step higher than dameki

@gregsmw 3 года назад

i love how every time melee happens its an absolute slap fest

@ethan2670 3 года назад

The editing is flawless guys, keeping the voice over going on top of the sped up movement phase made it so easy to watch

@mvtant9998 3 года назад

I'm watching on a phone and Bricky's dice are impossible to see.

@zacharyabsher3745 3 года назад

im on pc and its the same for me

@zacharyabsher3745 3 года назад

i think its the box

@KMn048 3 года назад

@@zacharyabsher3745 he switches later on

@mahius19 3 года назад

Wait a minute... this familiar voice... is this the same Bricky from Adeptus Ridiculous podcast?!? And he has his Cadians too! I hope one day that DK and Shy will also be able to come on here for some dicerolls and mo memes.

@shaded0ut286 3 года назад

Yup that's him

@simonefrangella6219 3 года назад

You should check out the warhammer videos he does in his own channel, they are extremely good

@AceTaxiaGaming 3 года назад

Maybe dk but Shy... Is mute

@AceTaxiaGaming 3 года назад

@Frank Rauen medically I believe.

@mrcaterpillow9926 2 года назад

@@AceTaxiaGaming It'd be wild if they still had her come on, and just put a text to speech as her inner monologue.

@kaidan436 3 года назад

I prefer this length since it focuses on mostly the important things

@t0xictac015 3 года назад

The rapid-fire Mortar rolls were amazing to watch

@tacoboy2218 2 года назад

As a guardsman player that first barrage puts a smile on my face

@RepTheFam 3 года назад

When theres one guardsmen, theres hundred -Bricky

@the_rosegoddess 2 года назад

It seems really chill to have Bricky as your opponent in a 40k match. It's just great.

@xenomorph1312 3 года назад

the Astra Militarum hold a special place in my heart because of the horrors they have to fight everyday and willingly do it

@john-marccartagenas6706 3 года назад

The best bois

@andrewdussault2315 3 года назад

“Willingly”

@nathanielphillips2576 3 года назад

I am Alpharius.

@FunkBastid 3 года назад

Nathaniel Phillips based and liarpilled

@kaelkirkby9191 2 года назад

@@andrewdussault2315 *Commisar loads encouraging bolter round*

@mariojorge68 3 года назад

watching tau in this edition is so sad. You guys made it incredibly funny but goddamn, seeing Tau get outshot then melee'd into uselessness by the fucking Guard of all things was depressing.

@slayeroffurries1115 2 года назад

Guards is a chad faction

@thethrongler4048 2 года назад

@@slayeroffurries1115 yes

@michelecastellotti9172 2 года назад

@@slayeroffurries1115 all factions are chad factions, for their own reasons.

@Duck-oc2hp 3 года назад

“Wait is it- no that’s a shield drone” “It’s a shield MISSLE drone” *”OH NO”* 1:33:55

@BackFiredProd 3 года назад

I seriously have nvr gotten this hyped from listening to a Batrep 🤣 the energy during the entire battle was very addictive

@SilentGhostSG 3 года назад

Dameki must have been suffering recently being a Hawks and a T'au fan simultaneously

@zakleclaire1858 3 года назад

During Tau T2, you didnt need to fall back your stealth suits, you could have used the wall of mirrors strat and just moved them 9" away and still be able to shoot

@MRLOLLAST123 3 года назад

Honestly I love your battle reports. They have a lot of for the love of the game in them. And shout out to Bricky's podcast Adeptus Ridiculous as well for making me laugh showing how over the top ridiculous wh40k is:)

@cornpop7521 3 года назад

Oh bricky brought creed. That explains the baneblade I found under my chair.

@devildevious2646 2 года назад

Genius

@Mox_Normandy 3 года назад

This is one of the easiest to watch and understand battle reports i've watched. Enough production to tell me whats happening and not too much so the feel of just shooting shit is lost. 10/10 Will recommend

@IatepotatOS 3 года назад

Bricky: "I'm gonna fire at those fuckin' Fire Warriors in the.. trees" Me: A-.. are they speaking.. Vietnamese? I'll stop.

@sammiearmstrong7227 3 года назад

The trees start speaking fish? I should stop too.

@UnicornSafetyPin75 3 года назад

Everybody gangster ‘til the leaf starts moving. Yeah we should stop....

@lawrencealcantara 3 года назад

prelim bombardment was HILARIOUS though. was dying of laughter with each no. with that said.... i love that strategem!

@pantsmage970 3 года назад

My commando troops I named the brick no one gets it but I do..i do. You are doing us guard players proud sir keep it up

@ivanorozco2155 3 года назад

I like how you could have phrase it in any way but you choose, "which one Is worst.

@breadbox1357 3 года назад

Have you guys thought about making a series on a general way on how to play each faction. Love the content. Matt play some mawlocs

@starviper1813 Год назад

one of the main things that I enjoy about yall is how stoked yall get for each other. like yall just wanna see cool shit happen and I love it.

@sethbargonetti5545 3 года назад

Still convinced bricky ain't got no legs and this video is messing with me

@jamesgillum9604 3 года назад

I love bricky's mortar rolls in turn 2, such smoothly delivered failure

@GAINAX01 3 года назад

Literally the only battle reports that I enjoy watching, and I'm British. Keep it up guys. Love your sense of humour!

@anungunrama9344 3 года назад

Dameki to God -" you know, you're daughter calls me god too"

@animudebilina_3002 3 года назад

I have no idea what they're saying or whats happening, but i like this

@Iizavampire2 3 года назад

"I have 62 shots going into your fire warriors" YOU WHAT

@mcarrowtime7095 2 года назад

Only 62? Doesn’t have the disposable shots to waste I guess.

@travellion2112 2 года назад

As a total n00b just trying to get into Warhammer, I have absolutely no idea what is happening but I'm FUCKING HERE FOR IT!

@catherineounan6516 3 года назад

a mere second in and my fight or flight was triggered

@natesal5037 3 года назад

They missed the time honored tradition of starting every game by laughing at the tau player

@Meuduso1 3 года назад

I watched the stream on the side while doing other stuff and rewatching the cut battle reports, even if it is the same battle, is just great

@embracemusic8878 3 года назад

Loving the battle reports guys 😀 been so happy that you started 40k and I can't wait to see brickys necrons ;)

@thealmightyduck5743 3 года назад

That was the most fun BR I've ever watched

@LordBelakor 2 года назад

I love your battlereports, as they actually feel like you are playing, not all the comercial matches so much other channels play

@tazmokhan7614 3 года назад

That was a bloodbath on both sides from the start to the finish...wow good game both of you guys!!

@madnessSavior 3 года назад

Tau look sick! Great paint job

@spitandfire 3 года назад

Astra victorious! Always good to see!

@TheGateShallStand 3 года назад

Sad to see that Bricky didn't just pop up with almost 300+ basic infantry for the Royal Guard

@suburbum 3 года назад

Two things I like about bricky: 1.) This man has a fantastic beard. 2.) I like the way that guy rolls his dice

@miller_de 3 года назад

That intro reminded me about The Gamers: Dorkness Rising! Daphne: What did the barmaid say? Flynn the Fine: "Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh gods, yes." Timeless classic :D ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-tOUksDJCijw.html

@warmasterraven1447 3 года назад

I like the shortened battle reports, will you be doing more of them?

@fernandozavaletabustos205 Год назад

Awesome video, you have gained a new subscriber!

@darkmagpiestudios8222 3 года назад

Really do like that Imperial Guard Colour scheme.

@breadbox1357 3 года назад

Have you thought about tourny where the lists get made by the owner but then are randomly assigned to the player. So see how different people play the faction?

@PandorasFolly 3 года назад

OG IG player here. Ive been playing AM for decades. You need to increase your infantry count. At the very least you need like 120 guardsmen. In 9th edition nearly all infantry seems to be the way to go. Though scions are an excellent addition as suicide killers

@Darktoque 2 года назад

This is the best battle report on the web

@soic9690 2 года назад

im so glad im not the only one who loves the preliminary bombardment

@roseriot4063 3 года назад

I really like this format of BR's

@williamwalsh4743 3 года назад

45:20 40k summarized

@zachwiseman9635 2 года назад

This seems like a super fun group to be a part of. I’d love to play my Black Legion against them

@MrSarcasticGaming Год назад

"Bullgrns neva die, we's just missin in axeshun."- These ridiculously tanks boys

@legofans699 3 года назад

Those are some good looking models

@justrynnagitthere1430 2 года назад

Man everytime I see one of these games being played I have no fuckin clue whats going on at all but its so badass.

@DerVasto 3 года назад

I have no idea about this, but the preliminary bombardement was hilarious.

@derekburge5294 3 года назад

"Explode, explode, explode!" >Explodes "Yaaaaaaaaaaay!" "You might kill your commander." "Fuuuuuuuuuck!"

@jamesridgewell7758 3 года назад

Btw, the marker lights stack! You can have the troll 1s and the -1 to hit

@YnnaMuutaSellaista 3 года назад

When moving from front camera to the top camera, the perspective flips. Could you fix that?

@questionalatbest1827 3 года назад

loving the shorter Br's it can be hard to watch full Vods, though some form of BG music would be great to help with the quiet moments between players. Just some ambience or something would work wonders!

@bbdf21 3 года назад

I watched the Stream and loved the match

@TheAnc1entOne3509 3 года назад

When are you guys going to do the Tau tier list?

@terrorjesus91 3 года назад

no need everything is f tier

@Andrewlang90 2 года назад

“We have a Manticore. Does it have a full payload? You guys fucking know it does.”

@369someguy Год назад

The ABSOLUTE BALLS on this man 20 seconds in

@retromancer 2 года назад

Love these 40k reports, do you guys think you could do some kill team?

@fullfrontal2860 3 года назад

where can I find game mates like the ones they are using for objective markers?

@connoredwards1311 2 года назад

Bricky and Dameki promised this would be a fun game, and they didn't disappoint. They both had so much fun and it made it so enjoyable to watch. Never forget; we play because it's fun ❤

@CC-vp1on 3 года назад

We need More-Tau combat!

@galacticlupine9460 3 года назад

Now that I've seen Bricki, need to see DK to see the other half of adeptus ridiculous

@akashvarde6885 2 года назад

Noiceeeeeeeee videos , really enjoyed duel in bricky and Dmecki

@TheLilmuzzy 2 года назад

I have no idea what I’m watching but it’s kinda dope

@chally2mbt12 3 года назад

this is - elite -

@alecmiller5296 3 года назад

Yes more bricky!

@Doomshaper1 3 года назад

I need that Tau shirt!!!

@AKEZ_076 2 года назад

Im new to warhammer and i wanted to buy either a imperial guard start collecting box or a tau empire box but i couldnt decide so imma just get the army that wins here lol