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Thank you to SeatGeek for sponsoring this video. Use code 'GREG' for $20 off your first order: sg.app.link/GREG
Today we explore the beautiful and disturbing world of mobile game ads on instagram. Sure, some are awful and gross, but some are also bad and horrible.
MERCH ► dannygonzalez.store
PATREON ► / actualdannygonzalez
MY SECOND CHANNEL ► / 2danny2furious
If you're actually reading this description comment "congrats on becoming a pumpkin!"
WHY DO I CALL MY FANS GREG?
Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on RU-vid, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.
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Комментарии : 24 тыс.

@mr.bowtie3451 4 года назад

Your husband kisses you. Divorce. Or DIVORCE.

@lj.853 3 года назад

Pee in his mouth THEN divorce.

@ianc8382 3 года назад

Or kill

@goosequeen2144 3 года назад

This made me laugh harder than it should’ve.

@user-uq9oh4yg2z 3 года назад

DIVORCE but with style 𝙥𝙚𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙣 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙝

@swordfromphighting 3 года назад

DIVORCE but before you do divorce

@SorrowTV 5 лет назад

whats up pumpkins

@cake_crumb 5 лет назад

Sorrow TV Hello fellow Greg.

@spaghettipaint3810 5 лет назад

#Greg4life

@designateddoser7651 5 лет назад

Creepy.

@honeybee3841 5 лет назад

Oh hey sorrows here

@bittersweethufflepuff6519 5 лет назад

WE'VE BEEN INFILTRATED!

@skyhideaway Год назад

the idea of legally being able to turn into a pumpkin implies that there are illegal ways to turn into a pumpkin

@VoceCorale Год назад

Like saying you're a pumpkin without the proper authorization.

@ablancer3582 Год назад

@@VoceCorale “Sorry, I don’t have my pumpkin license yet.”

@artemis6828 11 месяцев назад

@@ablancer3582 if there's a license, is there a pumpkin permit? you can only be a pumpkin with adult supervision and for certain hours?

@cringelord_67 10 месяцев назад

Well altering your genetic information without a license sounds pretty illegal

@Marshmal- 10 месяцев назад

I am illegally a pumpkin, it's very hard to become one cuz of the pumpkin police

@ohmyprettygirl 2 года назад

The craziest part of Game of Sultans is that I played the game for a long time and it has NOTHINGGGGG to do with its ads so it truly is a bizarre form of advertising

@ashdeforest217 Год назад

Just straight up false advertising, and yet theyre still everywhere

@pixxL_ Год назад

What's the game like?

@petermmm42 Год назад

"you must lose weight"-the sultan

@strranger Год назад

@@pixxL_ I played it, it’s basically just your average medieval mobile game. You do get wives though and you do have kids, they do look like that. But like, the game itself has nothing to do with them. It’s all about you and managing an empire…

@Noncreativeblob Год назад

Same, in fact I play GOS (Game of sultans) and GOK (Game of Khans)

@madiganrios8865 5 лет назад

Pumpkin: legal Game: tapped New born son: disliked Maid: slapped Notifications: on

@StardustLegend 5 лет назад

everything checked off the list

@yoinkkaboink 5 лет назад

Hotel: Trivago

@donut.covers 5 лет назад

@@yoinkkaboink aw dang beat me to it

@themysticalchild7423 5 лет назад

Hotel? Trivago

@jinx3d360 5 лет назад

Greg? Danny

@-Aidan 5 лет назад

"Hey Greg" Me: I guess I'm Greg now

@tomrussell0 5 лет назад

hey aidan, it seems you're new here. You are Greg now.

@chestersailor5301 5 лет назад

@Natalie gamer tv Don't be mean

@fiji197 5 лет назад

no me greg

@niftythegoblin 5 лет назад

We're all Greg, welcome.

@Keki-sw2rb 5 лет назад

Welcome to the family Greg Harris

@oops-a-davey 2 года назад

Sultan: "My daughter is fat! No one wants to marry her" :( The daughter is literally eight years old Like yeah dude, I sure hope not ...🤨

@vishakhabh.6341 Год назад

😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@suk.489 Год назад

@@HazelT1398 well not that much as the cartoon depicts

@shrektheintelllectual3615 Год назад

@@HazelT1398 not in the ottoman empire since you couldn't own land there. Being slim and well-built was very desireable

@shrektheintelllectual3615 Год назад

@@HazelT1398 I am from turkey and yesterday the teacher just told us about how economy worked in the ottoman times.

@shrektheintelllectual3615 Год назад

@@HazelT1398 that was apperantly the case in europe in the medieval period sadly they dont teach us much other than our own history.

@thereisnoneedtocallmesir 2 года назад

"Legally a pumpkin" Pros: you don't have the legal obligations that a human has Cons: you don't have the legal protections that a human has

@themasterprocrastinator4933 Год назад

Well now the statement actually kinda makes sense

@moonylime 5 месяцев назад

You either pay taxes or get squirrel'd

@kittkozy2677 4 года назад

The baby is born. It is a son Sultan: ..he ugly put it back

@bellastruthers3918 4 года назад

"Congratulations, we got it back in."

@PineapplePen-vz8ph 4 года назад

@@bellastruthers3918 Impregnating time

@rem-nl3dl 3 года назад

@@PineapplePen-vz8ph good lord.

@bowsandaro 3 года назад

@@PineapplePen-vz8ph Abortion* :}

@emmac6596 3 года назад

Raksiieシ yeah that’s the whole point.

@crystalkillergombac.k.g.ar4383 5 лет назад

Legally Blind Legally Blonde Legally Skilled Legally Pumpkin

@yuno9121 5 лет назад

Illegally going to pink castle

@viktorijatrajkovasavevska5965 5 лет назад

Legally Greg

@Miriam-pq4vx 5 лет назад

Legally Trivago Did i do it right?

@Hip.Username 4 года назад

Very good resume

@yangzhou07 4 года назад

Legally dead

@randomperson2777 Год назад

“You said I’d never amount to anything… but now I’m a pumpkin 😌” - Danny Gonzalez, 2018

@wakandapolatty Год назад

2018

@SickAndMeanSAM Год назад

2018

@jillianbruening8199 Год назад

2018

@yay..conchas Год назад

2018

@canondead1943 11 месяцев назад

2018

@fogtheghost 2 года назад

I've played game of sultans, and I can confirm that female npcs are only ever concubines or your daughters that you marry off at the age of 16.

@21Michichi 2 года назад

there are female viziers too

@antigonarosaura7845 Год назад

That was historically correct.

@Guyhj2489 10 месяцев назад

And?🤡

@BeepBeepLettuce5 28 дней назад

@@Guyhj2489”And?🤡” -👶

@charley3994 4 года назад

It's a pretty ... *insultan* game. I'll see myself out.

@green.beanss 4 года назад

Wow, just, wow

@SARCOSISARCOSA 4 года назад

I’m crying laughing lmaoooo

@molly-cw9tj 4 года назад

Charley Schutz no come back

@erikthered318 4 года назад

Don’t worry I see myself out everyday lol

@itsureverydayidiot6336 4 года назад

that was one of the best puns I have ever heard

@theswordidtruth 5 лет назад

Be the hero. Play the game so we don't have to.

@meggels9215 5 лет назад

theswordidtruth it’s nothing like the ads- it’s a strategy game where you build a kingdom

@m6lt9 5 лет назад

@@meggels9215 fuck you for spoilering

@eeahaha313 5 лет назад

Malte Blank r/woooooooosh

@buggybabygirl 5 лет назад

Its nothing likw the ads. Its just another military game

@4bestfriendstime297 5 лет назад

Yes plz

@borg_er 2 года назад

LMAO Danny is giving a heartfelt thank you message and the captions are just "poopy butt"

@nathanpaulette0202 Год назад

I came to the comments just to see if anyone else saw this. Holy shit I died laughing. Especially when it switched from "poopy butt" to his actual words then at the very end "poopy butt" returned. 😂

@hadlierose 2 года назад

I've played the game. It is literally nothing like that. It's more like a worldbuilding game where you battle and upgrade your empire. There's a bit of romance but it really only lets you choose a wife and then something about your kid's education. Otherwise it is completely different lol

@bumbum2555 5 лет назад

*downloads game* *finishes level 2* *deletes game* Okay I’m a pumpkin now

@bigpapaqueefman9098 5 лет назад

Legally

@carleycruz2097 5 лет назад

Lunar Shards mood

@nini-fq3tb 5 лет назад

I was at level 1378..... I ACCIDENTLY DELETED IT FUCKKKK WIJSMDISJSJSOKC DKSL

@nini-fq3tb 5 лет назад

TheEmerald Jacob yayy

@jorydn1136 4 года назад

@@ThePixieEmerald Doctors are quaking

@frills5316 5 лет назад

The only reason the king DISLIKES his son.. is because he's not legally a pumpkin, nor can he legally enter Pink Castle

@nadiamurray8369 5 лет назад

Ofc 👌😂

@chubbyudder9002 5 лет назад

┐(￣ヮ￣)┌

@randommemesweekly4417 5 лет назад

666th like

@corvusquidballsack 5 лет назад

Don’t forget, he’s not legally skilled

@randommemesweekly4417 5 лет назад

he actually entered pink castle illegaly, and got a jail sentence for 5 years

@thedivineshinsoo9771 2 года назад

I really think those ads are a psychological attempt to get you to download the game. Trying to get your curiosity going by piquing the question: "Is this game really that sexist and misogynistic?"

@lyshasibayan8268 2 года назад

Legend has it that Danny is still yet to get his new pumpkin ID 🎃

@morqaner7809 5 лет назад

Bad ads...? Badads? Bad dads... *Childhood memories intensify*

@KB-qg4fu 5 лет назад

#daddyissues

@batwing1015 5 лет назад

Kira Bondarenko my dad ran away before I was even born #mydadleftme

@StormylionX 5 лет назад

I mean my dad beat me for a few years #childabuse

@batwing1015 5 лет назад

I-Urudux bad dads are bad ass

@tiktokcompilations7027 5 лет назад

Hahaha I don’t have a bad dad cause he left me....... 😊 😢

@kamui6522 3 года назад

Ads before: amazing gameplay Ads now: "I can't reach pink color"

@kamui6522 2 года назад

@Hajime Shino Eyyyy Of course 💜💜💜💜

@italyisntreal 2 года назад

@Hajime Shino friends with me too pwese

@NyanCatzzz 2 года назад

Yay people are randomly becoming besties

@lacabraasada2326 2 года назад

I remember I saw a game ad with a caption saying "never play it" okay then, I guess I won't play the game

@italyisntreal 2 года назад

@@lacabraasada2326 ultimate tactic

@yuma2895 2 года назад

12:23 "the result was ACCIDENTALLY fat." aw man😔

@shadophaxx2401 Год назад

These ads made me realise spongebob and Patrick's chocolate selling strategy would have actually worked

@XxDeadParrotxX 5 лет назад

I met a guy once who said he works on these ads, and after accidentally insulting him by expressing how bad I think they are (before I knew he made them) he explained that he writes computer algorithms that string together phrases and then recalibrate those phrases based on the response the phrases get. So what you're seeing is actually just a computer doing its best at trying to sell you stuff 🤷‍♀️

@ashleydison7465 5 лет назад

Poor computers, now I feel bad... AT LEAST THEY'RE TRYING THEIR BEST😭😭😭😭

@oliviacompagnino7530 5 лет назад

Coincidentally, this is also how 'Billion Surprise Toys' make their content

@XxDeadParrotxX 5 лет назад

Strange Historical mess No man, I completely agree with you, just thought it was interesting to know how they're made 😊

@dumbiev3263 5 лет назад

@@pinecone3630 Ikr.

@iancrawford9658 4 года назад

“If you score 400 you can go to Disneyland.” Someone on this earth needs to get to 400 ask for tickets and then sue them because they didn’t give them to you

@AliNeisy 4 года назад

I hope your american cause this bullshit wont work in europe

@SKS-kj1fx 4 года назад

It just says you can go to Disneyland, not 'you'd win tickets'... Dumb click bait tho

@tundraart2693 4 года назад

I would like but this comments likes are already perfect

@echo9050 4 года назад

Love ur profile pic cuz it’s gudetama

@lvely4126 4 года назад

@@AliNeisy you're* I'm sorry I had to

@Violet-Spark 2 года назад

This is only my 2nd Danny Gonzalez video ever, and that outro was really helpful in getting a feel for what this channel is about. Thanks, Drew!

@SunFlower-wi5xr 2 года назад

Wait so (obviously) some of these ads are false advertising. Does that mean we could sue the companies?

@Wholelottanothingburger 2 года назад

no i dont think sooo bc of some BUllshit laws

@hummingbirdcake1902 3 года назад

Game of Sultans ads: "We hate women and children, we want you to hate them too." Actual Game of Sultans: "Kill your friends in war, do it, we dare you."

@more_harsh 3 года назад

Tf , is that game really there ? I searched up Play Store but couldn't find it , ig that game is removed by the play store !

@forcedcomedy9912 2 года назад

@@more_harsh nope, it's still there. It's probably not available in your country

@Tw0Dots 2 года назад

@@more_harsh something that is not available to _you_ specifically doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist lol

@more_harsh 2 года назад

@@Tw0Dots yea my bad

@sinfizz_ 2 года назад

o h

@lokii1972 5 лет назад

Let’s together *legally be a pumpkin*

@Jewls2 5 лет назад

This is the best comment I've ever seen

@theguywhodidntask1620 5 лет назад

The Magic Pineapple let's TOGETHER appreciate this comment

@xxlexicamxx5208 5 лет назад

Let’s together bath

@MadeOfConfusion 5 лет назад

Ummmm hell yes

@lokii1972 5 лет назад

Let’s together cough drop

@Baby-Snatcher Год назад

I actually played the game about the pumpkin. I beat level 2 and can confirm that I am a pumpkin.

@jaredbezes7806 2 года назад

I'm so proud of you for becoming a pumpkin. I envy your success

@nathanscott6160 5 лет назад

Danny: This is so bad! Danny: Danny: Danny: Danny: Danny: Danny: let's download it!

@Aazen 5 лет назад

Nathan Scott I heard yanny

@emberjenkins4598 5 лет назад

@@Aazen I heard blue and black

@z3rox969 5 лет назад

I heard white and gold

@saradoingstuff6650 4 года назад

I hear laurel

@dougwarren5471 4 года назад

I hear Orange and pink

@emily-qe3yu 5 лет назад

*Let’s together sad for the sultan’s daughter*

@tinapinto5050 5 лет назад

emily i like ur profile pic hahaha

@shreeyastache 5 лет назад

Tina Pinto wait wot

@hopemay6865 5 лет назад

yaas

@pyrotic5432 5 лет назад

Let’s get together bath

@kyrahmosley3262 5 лет назад

😂😂😂

@misstaniataylor Год назад

I can explain the "I was Born" The word: "ولدت" can be read in two ways. It can be read as "waladto" which means I gave birth (active voice) and "wolidto" as in I was born (passive voice). When written in Arabic letters, they are written the same way but pronounced differently (there's something called Ashakl, and that's a whole other thing) which basically allows you to have words of different meanings and passive and passive voice. i am guessing they used google translate because google translate cannot tell "ashakl" of words 99% of the time.

@avidee4300 Год назад

Since Danny is legally a pumpkin I guess he could get away with... any crime imaginable... since the law doesn't cover convicting pumpkins. This also raises the legal question of pumpkin marriage.

@pieseldatches 3 года назад

"Oh look bae is in the shower" A) *Star World War III* B) *Wait Your Turn*

@stupidvideos9901 3 года назад

C) look through his phone

@hooded-devil2725 3 года назад

D) break in and have *sex*

@stupidvideos9901 3 года назад

E) *break in and flush the toilet then yeet his phone out the window and then make him spaghetti with your period blood*

@iforgoree 3 года назад

F) *DIVORCE*

@athyzkyh 3 года назад

G) SLAP HIS FACE

@kels892 3 года назад

I remember when Greg was born. Danny casually was making fun of one of jake Paul’s music videos and he said “we need a fan base name.” And he looked up “strong baby names” and he found “Gregory” and he said “greg is our new fan base name” And that kids is how Greg is born.

@Rainbowthewindsage 3 года назад

Thanks. I've been wondering about that since I came across a couple of pre-greg videos.

@kels892 3 года назад

@@Rainbowthewindsage no problem 😂 have a good day my guy 😂

@jenniferl.8111 3 года назад

Thank youuu I was like super confused at first

@alanna6034 3 года назад

Thank you! I was trying to figure out the backstory of how Greg became the fan base name.

@daisydances7117 3 года назад

OG’s will remember Let’s together reminisce

@animal_lover7159 2 года назад

I have noticed 3 things in mobile ads. 1: "I cant reach pink\ pink level!" 2: "If you get 1000 you are legally skilled." 3: "your IQ is ----------" BANG

@dezzbarreto 6 месяцев назад

watching this in 2023 while taylor swift is dating travis kelce and hearing danny talk about how seatgeek can get you tickets to “taylor swift games” definitely hits different

@paytonmatzke9721 6 месяцев назад

No fr I was literally looking for this comment lmaooo

@aadvani22 5 лет назад

father i need a hug! *"yOu MuSt LoSe WeIgHt!!!!"*

@seungnote 5 лет назад

Oooof

@memesarecool4363 5 лет назад

Oof

@jamesray9829 5 лет назад

Im overweight but my dad still hugs me, WHAT THE FUCK IS HE THINKING!!???

@qwqkawaii2713 5 лет назад

😂

@woah8358 5 лет назад

i think that chubby dudes are attractive asf.

@frozonessupersuit8536 5 лет назад

Danny: "If you find weird s*** on instagram feel free to send them to me" Me: *sends photo of myself*

@user-ms7cl6nc4y 5 лет назад

Bangtan Queen 😂😂😂

@xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923 5 лет назад

Me: *reports it for lying* you arent ugly :)

@frozonessupersuit8536 5 лет назад

@@xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923 that.....that was so nice...Thank you. You are beautiful too!!

@frozonessupersuit8536 5 лет назад

@@RooRue oh my gahhhh.....these compliments... Y'all are beautiful too :)

@wackss5049 5 лет назад

Bangtan Queen you ugly Lol jk have a great day! 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

@rachelcookie321 Год назад

I’m surprised Danny doesn’t know what a concubine is. They used to be very common in royal families and other high class families around the world. If you’re into kdramas, it’s hard to watch a historical drama without hearing about concubines.

@jisooswife343Y Год назад

yeah or turkish dramas like the magnificent century

@dinobones1224 2 года назад

My grandma: you can't "hate" your cousins they're your family Me: 9:57

@nowayitsjohnstamos 4 года назад

Nobody; The sultan: *dislikes his children*

@hadiaafzal1072 4 года назад

No one : The sultan: BeHeAdS hIs ChIlDrEn

@kikiprin3303 4 года назад

"Ugh that girl is fat 😫 YEETES TO DA FEETUS NOW"

@lisawilliams2327 3 года назад

Wait, so if you can legally become a pumpkin, how do you illiegally become a pumpkin?

@sickspood 3 года назад

Number 15: how to illegally become a pumpkin

@imzipperoni 3 года назад

I am pumpkin. Sue me

@lisawilliams2327 3 года назад

@@imzipperoni grr!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@thecatinthecone8217 3 года назад

Zipper *I’m gonna slap you with legal!*

@beanybeanbag 3 года назад

Claim to be a pumkin and advertise it WITHOUT playing the game

@frog_legs8362 2 года назад

Game of sultans isn't actually like how the ads are it's literally about being a sultan and taking over the world I don't know why the ads make it out to be such a shot game

@ash_tray Год назад

One good thing about having a terrible memory is that I’m able to rewatch these old videos every few months and it’s all almost brand new to me

@violin-chan4337 5 лет назад

"Woo I slipped AND NOW IM PREGNANT"...or should i say *_Gregnant_*

@Lily-nc8uh 5 лет назад

Antila Rai Siddique best comment EVER

@julijafirer3969 5 лет назад

@a.h.z2830 5 лет назад

Pragooft

@gasmaskyt4132 5 лет назад

Fucking gregnant 😂

@owah 5 лет назад

Gregananant?

@besancake1619 3 года назад

I hate ads that when you press the options it just takes you to the app store

@Rda-im4hv 2 года назад

Trueee It makes me real mad when that happens

@sparklettes4475 2 года назад

yeah me too

@randomstupidity3400 2 года назад

Same

@xi3460 2 года назад

Or those microscopic cancel buttons omg

@saharahjohnson6108 2 года назад

or where there’s a fake cancel button and the real one shows up 10 seconds later

@eringrl101 2 года назад

Nearly three years later and I have to tell you that yup! Lots of us were roped into Game of Sultans bc of those weird ads! I still play it three years later and it’s moved quite a bit away from its original form. Also, mostly female players in the beginning, seems more like an even split now.

@sophiitdd8540 2 года назад

6:20 I actually played a lot of this game some years ago and I really liked and did some big scores. Unfortunately, I did not became a pumpkin. Legally.

@wokeowo3282 4 года назад

Actually people in these middle ages really appreciated fat people, because that meaned that they are rich and well-keeped and they were attractive.

@EeshaG 4 года назад

I'm in the wrong era ffs 😭

@mamasitas3566 4 года назад

@@EeshaG Ksoqbsjajvd lmaaooo

@missserenity1090 4 года назад

I heard somewhere that the Greeks believed that Aphrodite was actually a bigger girl because the Greeks thought that that was beautiful. Also models from the 50s were often plus size and Marilyn Monroe was a size 12. Edit: nvm about the 50s thing. Apparently it was just sizing was different then. Also in the Middle Ages and in the Renaissance it was more attractive to be a bigger size because it was a sign of wealth.

@felixhoenikker8122 4 года назад

Bigger girls typically had childbearing hips as well

@rbartx1690 4 года назад

Madeline Friberg I don’t know about the 50s - most of the women in films from that era were TINY. Like, lots of shapewear, but still very thin.

@thefoxoverlord 5 лет назад

If the teacher doesn't show up for 15 minutes, we're legally allowed to reach the pink castle 😎

@juliawburn2352 5 лет назад

haha!

@megan-1600 5 лет назад

😂😂😂😂

@idiothoe5421 5 лет назад

The Fox Overlord But Totally Not A Furry lets together reach the pink castle ☺️

@generalviolet9806 5 лет назад

Actually..

@jasperjazzie Год назад

can we legally become pumpkins tho

@AUBREY-ml4ex 2 года назад

I once saw an ad of a queen and a king and the queen said "Goodness, I am so fat!" And then the king said "No baby, you aren't fat, you're just fluffy" and then they break their backs kissing each other. Sir what do you mean by she's fluffy? That supposed to make her feel better? And what does that have to do with weight? You calling her hairy?

@FuckMargaretThatchher 2 года назад

9:03 is just straight up insulting ElectroBoom.

@Karen-zr7ip 4 года назад

“Oh no! I launched a thermonuclear warhead at Canada on accident!” 1. Join in 2. Slap his face

@MrQuinnzard 4 года назад

if you pick #1 you are legally thermostat

@svetlanarebane 4 года назад

YES FINALLY

@aaaacheese156 4 года назад

if you pick #2 you’re legally a fire hydrant

@ally5618 4 года назад

WAIT A THERMONUCLEAR WARHEAD IS ON IT’S WAY??

@svetlanarebane 4 года назад

@@ally5618 I know, I'm excited to finally die

@kamikazealpaca08 5 лет назад

if you’re legally a pumpkin people can legally carve you

@incognitomode670 5 лет назад

If you're a furry people have the right to hunt you lol

@phoeben2870 5 лет назад

They have to buy you from your parents first.

@gracieowen2178 5 лет назад

Adventures with Cash *mind blown*

@frootxjuice 5 лет назад

kinky.

@sarahr6537 5 лет назад

But then I'd be lit all night.

@kou_isthatyou Год назад

Danny flirting with me and calling me babygirl was probably one thing off my bucket list.

@Cool_Kid95 Год назад

4:47 "Decapitated Goofy" Is that a Five Nights at Treasure Island reference?!

@lydiak8300 5 лет назад

*Slips WHOOPS IM PREGNANT

@nutellafromgloaming2275 5 лет назад

K Rager WHOOPS, your daughter's overweight! :o

@maudblue8243 5 лет назад

And NOBODY wants to marry a fat 8 y/o

@chairee6627 5 лет назад

Ur DAUGHTER IS *TOO FAT*

@spencerpaquette3044 5 лет назад

*slips WHOOPS MY NEWBORN SON IS TOO UGLY

@a.patel1 5 лет назад

Whoops you slapped a girl!!

@stubjones 5 лет назад

If you binge watch 234 Danny Gonzalez videos, you are legally greg.

@yuki97kira 4 года назад

Thats mandatory for all gregs daily

@booty36 4 года назад

Yes

@saiunknown_2718 4 года назад

He has that much

@C_Train74 4 года назад

If his old Vines count, I’m definitely there.

@alysspotato3615 4 года назад

Literally me rn tho

@navii8547 Год назад

How did Disney not call an orbital strike on the first few ads or the people that made them yet?

@stranger_detective Год назад

Fun fact: the ad makers screwed up the names. The consort of a Sultan is called a Sultana, or Sultanah. Empress is for an Emperor.

@joblhioryanos2065 5 лет назад

No one: Danny: WHOOPS! I slipped now I’m pregnant

@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan 4 года назад

Fanfiction in a nutshell

@someidiotmetalhead 4 года назад

Imagine what OSHA regulations would look like if that was possible

@nothinghappens9811 4 года назад

@@someidiotmetalhead I don't fully understand why but this cracked me up and I'm sure I'm going to be thinking about it all night.

@sarahcosta5199 4 года назад

gregnant*

@MrEyes-xh4bb 4 года назад

before clicking on the replies, the word "pregnant" wasn't showing so it just said "whoops i slipped now i'm" i thought it was a fill in the blank comment

@sailoryuck176 3 года назад

Hearing Danny say "babygirl" triggered my flight or fight response.

@mothma_am 3 года назад

areyoulostbabygirl

@maliamoh3784 3 года назад

it triggered my flight or flight response

@lonley_ghost647 3 года назад

*rapidly taps flight*

@awkward-beebs 3 года назад

**rapidly smashes fight** "Ey yo, Come kith me papa 🤭😳🤪"

@awkward-beebs 3 года назад

@xTara Chanx PFFT-

@aaronspence8689 2 года назад

Me: Starts losing an argument online Greg: "Its showtime."

@lfadel9259 Год назад

I’ve spent the past 10 minutes trying to find a video to watch only to be saved by a 4 year old Danny Gonzalez video. Thank you

@rosemacdonald1 5 лет назад

Love that Greg has so many inside jokes. If someone came to the comments section they would just be like ????? but all of us are just like _tOgEtHeR sAd_

@senatorbillchupacabreiii749 5 лет назад

can’t relate JoJo siwa's hairline 🗿

@rakew9231 5 лет назад

We don’t have to be together sad! Come come let’s just slide and come!

@hollyc315 5 лет назад

*Come Johnny just slide and come*

@Elisa-wn3im 5 лет назад

@@hollyc315 back into my life cause I miss my son

@isoldeschultz125 5 лет назад

Dentro de mi

@bassnbluegill1406 5 лет назад

I bet some guy named Greg stumbled onto this channel and was very confused.

@krabbypatty2923 5 лет назад

Bass 'N'Bluegill if you somehow haven’t figured it out by now, when you check on your comment from notifications it says highlighted. Danny did nothing

@infumoscus6067 5 лет назад

@@bassnbluegill1406 Danny didn't highlight your comment it's just RU-vid so you can find it better

@parissotelo8082 5 лет назад

Inbox_Red shhhh don’t spoil it for him

@l00sechange 5 лет назад

Danny:"Hey Greg..." Greg:"Uhh, hello?"

@noice5935 5 лет назад

lol

@irish_girl_9675 2 года назад

You crack me up not only do you look like my youngest nephew but you have our same since of humor lol! These games looked and sounded so horrible but your explaining it out loud made me laugh out loud for real! 🤣

@isxbella12 2 года назад

I once saw a ad for My Talking Angela 2 and it said 'only 1% can get ready for Paris'

@Ajlondon_ 5 лет назад

If you like you are legally a Bowl of Mac and cheese

@zZhadowZz862 5 лет назад

THANK YOU LORD THATS ALL I WANTED

@Ajlondon_ 5 лет назад

@@zZhadowZz862 you are now legally a bowl of mac and cheese

@snizzelpops5750 5 лет назад

@@zZhadowZz862 ...... I found...... more than........ 270..... bowls of Mac and cheese...... and I ate it....... after I liked ur comment........ *SH$%T IM A CANNIBAL* (Edit this Is so sad this Is the most likes I've ever gotten)

@youinanalternateuniverse6124 4 года назад

I ate two bowls of macaroni today so i guess im legally a cannibal

@breadandmilk504 4 года назад

Fuck I wanted to be a lemon

@CharMinx 5 лет назад

MAKE A VIDEO JUST PLAYING THAT SULTAN GAME !!!

@laurarose3269 5 лет назад

random but ur so pretty wow

@anyae7694 5 лет назад

ur pretty

@Delihlah 5 лет назад

Game of sultans. It's actually pretty fun lol, keeps me occupied. I have collected every consort except for 3 😂

@brookeb2227 5 лет назад

Okokok so I play this game because I saw all the bad ads on Facebook. It is mostly a war game. Theres nothing to do with how pretty your daughters are or any of that. The ads are so bad. 😂

@Es-Flowers 5 лет назад

YES

@Jenn-ie5vf 2 года назад

I actually started playing "Game of Sultans" after seeing it in this video and it is nothing like the ads LOL Shocking. But it is a fun addictive game I have to admit

@c0nn0r.9 2 года назад

5:53 I actually had that game once and the pumpkin they are playing as is only obtainable after level 50 and an event exclusive

@isabellarussell1284 5 лет назад

*lets together dad* "MY SON IS TOO UGLY AHHH"

@julianna2333 5 лет назад

Omg greattt😂😂😂😂

@MicGregor 5 лет назад

Dude totally just threw his chair under the bus to make a seatgeek ad.

@TheCynicalDude_ 5 лет назад

Yeah dude. I feel awkward and sad for his chair now. How it still supports him is beyond me.

@wolfe440 5 лет назад

TheCynicalDouche I know. It’s bittersweet.

@curtisbissell1445 Год назад

don't think anyone wants to go to "kanye west games" anymore after what he's said

@lylianaperalta 2 месяца назад

He predicted those Taylor Swift games 5 years later.

@taylorraybern6518 5 лет назад

Me: I need a hug. Dad: lose weight

@davesam725 5 лет назад

Lmao

@lilypaddrawsjunk.6398 5 лет назад

* insert sad recorder music *

@Mochi_Ochi 5 лет назад

@@lilypaddrawsjunk.6398 hi there fellow pumpkin

@maiahvandehey2298 5 лет назад

I hate being an illegal pumpkin. I should get that app

@lukeburmese3450 5 лет назад

Damn I need the app I've been in hiding for years now I can become a pumpkin legally

@te547 5 лет назад

@@lukeburmese3450 What the fuck right as soon as it got to that part I got the same exact ad on youtube for the pumpkin

@lukeburmese3450 5 лет назад

@@te547 ha got em

@jeoslapha9434 5 лет назад

666 likes

@oreothepomeranian138 5 лет назад

Wtf is a "illegal pumpkin"?

@-.starryisasuperstar.- 6 дней назад

I remember playing Helix Jump when I was 6 and I still do for some reason. I remember feeling SO pathetic, when I saw my disgraceful human form. When I got to level 2, the excitement of legally become a pumpkin was so intense, I PHYSICALLY became a pumpkin. I have never been happier. Pumpkins don't need to pay taxes.

@ohmyjihyo3459 3 месяца назад

danny looking genuinely concerned after looking uo the meaning of a concubine was the funniest oart of the video😭

@janeh9962 5 лет назад

p l e a s e make a video of you playing the Sultan game!!

@partypoltergeist 5 лет назад

YESSSSS

@hauntedhorrorberry 5 лет назад

The game is nothing like the ads and it's quite boring, so... Nah

@meggels9215 5 лет назад

It’s nothing like the ads

@sun-is7pm 5 лет назад

I played it and it's boring and easy

@weavesnatched7957 5 лет назад

Y E S

@ghostly5723 4 года назад

I went to a pumpkin patch and stayed there until after closing, and when the staff asked me to leave I showed him I’m on level 2 and he went away

@E-M-O-Z 4 года назад

O.O

@DussyBestroyer69 4 года назад

Yesss

@nyancat5359 4 года назад

what does a pumpkin look like?

@deadchannel3353 4 года назад

Nyan cat wait are you actually serious this is a pumpkin 🎃

@CantBelieveItsJustButter 4 года назад

XxWolfiexX I believe it was a joke

@ashleeread7560 Год назад

This is the exact video I watch with my friend aislynn a while ago. She introduced me to this channel. She khs last month and I just want to say that this channel has lowkey made it a tiny bit easier

@ToiletsInNorCal2024 2 года назад

Although a channel that has something to do with toilets has never commented about this. I literally constantly see those sh*tty game ads that has the same problem, weird captions and weird automated voices, I knew those were scams at the beginning when I first saw one, and was constantly endless. Even though I don’t have an Instagram account, other than this, it’s everywhere, even on this RU-vid platform. If I do end up finding those ads, the videos catching these will be posted.

@taylorforeman2802 5 лет назад

“Dad, together hug?” “No daughter, together diet”

@kenyagibsonn 5 лет назад

Oof

@addiehumphries6552 5 лет назад

She needs to eat her broccoli.

@rohanmorningstar7795 5 лет назад

Not together diet. Only onegether diet

@sherrilewis3608 5 лет назад

Lol

@theluxalpha 4 года назад

F for respects

@kaitlyn7961 4 года назад

*danny at a job interview* Interviewer: so what are your life accomplishments? Danny: well... I am legally a pumpkin....

@thegoatcarnival 4 года назад

the best joke in this comment is Danny getting a job

@nstudylog1182 4 года назад

@@thegoatcarnival 😂💵💵💵💵

@swiftie4life540 4 года назад

YOUR HIRED!!

@lemonandmilk3174 4 года назад

Swag Feather OMG HAHA

@paulamcguinness1529 4 года назад

ANGRY PUMPKIN NOISES INTENSIFIES Lol

@groovymac9104 2 года назад

You made me download the game cause I genuinely had to know if it was as messed up as the ads were and oh boy does it get worse 😂

@fluffgotstudios9390 7 месяцев назад

“If you get to level 2, you are legally a pumpkin” it’s been 4 years and now you can be an actual pumpkin if you really wanted to 5:56

@corvusquidballsack 5 лет назад

If you watch Danny, you’re legally greg

@schuys 5 лет назад

I am legally greg, I'm hoping to get my new ID in the mail soon

@Ratio_VR 5 лет назад

Iam legally greg

@paisleecarter2362 5 лет назад

I legally think you copied this comment

@re-mo3jq 5 лет назад

Y do ppl copy comments

@piper7772 5 лет назад

But I am truly Greg bc I am subscribed 💛👍

@DerUbermonke 5 лет назад

If you get past level 47 you are legally Disneyland!

@orlumbus5192 5 лет назад

I’ve seen ads that say *if u get past level 60 you are legally skilled*

@AC-td4io 5 лет назад

Get over 28 and you’re illegal

@kaylathomas7485 5 лет назад

If you get past level 70 you are Disneyland skilled legally

@brandncibr9831 5 лет назад

Yes

@emmalu55 10 месяцев назад

Yes! I've been binging these videos and was looking forward to this one from the thumbnail :D

@ypuuh 2 года назад

i one time saw this ad where it had an ad for helix jump playing (im pretty sure most people know about it, it's the one where some guy pretends to be his mom and argues about being busy playing helix jump) but instead of having helix jump gameplay, it had gameplay of another game (i forgot the name of it) even though the game was helix jump, and they didnt cut out the part where the guy said "im playing helix jump right now", which shows how they dont care about quality and only want to show the game

@wednesdaysaturday5340 5 лет назад

Please play game of sultans.... *please*

@SaturdayNite 5 лет назад

wednesday? Saturday?

@jackbudi 5 лет назад

It looks so bad.

@rawrxd1699 5 лет назад

It's literally nothing like the ad.

@erehdeppart6057 5 лет назад

wednesday nOoOoooOooOoO

@f1kRii 5 лет назад

Pls stop

@erinh8900 5 лет назад

Dear Greg, Love u, Greg. From, Greg

@eschi5007 5 лет назад

love u too greg.

@someone0353 5 лет назад

Thank you Greg - from Greg

@pjmackey373 5 лет назад

Dear Greg love u to greg From greg

@justbetty1159 5 лет назад

Love you Greg

@kevincorncone 5 лет назад

Dearest Greg, Love u 2 Greg. Sincerely, Greg

@someonemarvelous9996 Год назад

Danny: *makes ad for a chair brand * Meanwhile, his old chair, which had been his companion for years: 👁💧👄💧👁 You hurt it's feeling dude, even i could feel through the screen