Awkward speech at a funeral 

When you manage to get people working for free paycut by paycut you don't want to have to replace them and start the all process again.

@@leo-paulgrain3832 I think he would get Adam back to work and then sack him for not applying for leave TO PROVE A POINT :D

Let's be real here he us not above having a dead employee work for him adam mqraciely coming back to life was just a last ditch effort

@@leo-paulgrain3832 Clearly you don't leave in India

health benefits working for him are great, wonder how he'd deal with corvid

Of course. because hell is eternal

Lol

*But at what cost?*

To spend working at Playtech.

But you'll have to work at Playtech. FOREVER! And there's no escape.

not enough notice

Wish one of his family members was doing his rpg crying in the background 🤪

@@jacobq.2204 or Adam ghostly form running in just before he revived

Yeahh if you could just not be dead and go back to work that’d be greaaaaaaat

@@jacobq.2204 yes, that would have been beautiful.

I want Bored x Soul Logic crossover where Rowan Lord of light cursed humanity with undeath so that they could work at playtech forever until going hollow...

Plot twist: all employees of Playtech are already dead and Rowan is the demon in charge of torturing them.

also i bet he'll give him a massive pay cut or punch him lol

Nooo this was an insurance scam from the start, Alan was the only one who knew all along and that's why he was desperate to prevent rowan from disturbing him

This is waiting for all of us when companies start hiring necromancers.

like the shirt he's been wearing all the time xD

Haha its funny you should say this because it was a discussion had on the day lol

@@BullyMaguire69 because he is a manager

And i get it

But most important is that he is wearing the new design!

Same as the world of restaurants/chefs

Kind of like World of Warcraft.

@@Dev_Six Been stuck there for 12 years now.

Thats... terrifying.

I bet the retail dreams never stop in the afterlife.

He just got the reboot card

🔥Oh damn!!!!

HAHA

haha, ikr😂😂😂

Well not as bad as the whole speach

@Immortal Gaming spetch

Can you blame him though, Adam should have applied for leave 😅😂

Underrated comment

lol

i hate when that happen

Despite the bans on necromancy in Morrowind and within the Mages Guild, it technically remained legal in Cyrodiil. ... The Empire has been known to hire at least a few necromancers, who are given the corpses of criminals and traitors to use legally in the pursuit of their craft. Farewell.

@@ant33rux A morrowind player? Hello.

... but then you'll have to go back to work

But what if he likes his work 🤷‍♂️

@@VivaLaDirtLeague yea bryan has to stock those shelves

@@Ailwynn You would have to work for Rowan, for an eternity. Death cant be so bad, can it?

@@Daniel-rd6st its okay. i don't bring cookies to work in the first place.

You forgot the most important, and most difficult part, they killed Adam for your entertainment! Then they managed, three days later, to bring him back. That is dedication to the art of story telling and to YouTubing!

I've watched them since before they had all of these awesome resources and i can say, with confidence, i have LOVED every single video they have created. Some i won't watch again. But anytime you think they're finally gonna screw up and make something more cringe than funny, it just doesn't happen. These guys are great and they don't get stale

Get back to work

@Alex Luca dude, do you have idea how photoshop (or After Effects, or Maya etc) works? It would take more money and work to make this video CGI, than actually go to a church. Because to do it look axactly like this in CGI, it would take fricking lot of time only to render it. This is not a bunch of explosions, or some ships on horizont, lol - those people actually sits on the benches, and there are different shots, with proper lights and shadows.

@Alex Luca noob detected

hehe

Underrated...

Considering he doesn't let them poop in work hours I imagine he is livid over getting embalmed on company time.

Worse than that. You saw how bad it is to work for rowan. Now imagine owing him your life! Thats lifelong slavery for sure..

@@Dargoneth , that's the truth.

I love how the mourners actually laughed at an arguably very very tasteless joke

@@Mugruncher It wasn't that bad

@@Daniel_WR_Hart it was

@@dontspikemydrink9382 Comedy and Tragedy my friend. Sometimes they need to be used together.

This is a good example of; What you think is funny, isn't funny, and therefor the joke is tasteless.@@Mugruncher

Mai bhi.exe bnata hu isse lakh guna acche lekin mere pass audiance nhi hai talent ki koi kdr hi nhi hai

Pinkear right...

Then that would not be a manager no longer. He'd be a fucking commissar then.

Hey you said wear a Black Shirt!

Adam was wearing one in his memorial photo.

He didn't apply for leave!

Wow😂 seriously? 😂

nice flag

@@bluefrancis14 as a Filipino, I agree

Jan Loc it’s actually the Cajun flag but it’s very similar to the Filipino flag 🇵🇭

Not sure where you're from, but where I live. If my employer dared to call me into work after something like that and I was potentially dying. I'd sue the ever livin crap outah him if I recovered. On another note, glad to see you still around mate, hope you've recovered well! My condolences for the horrible boss.

@@FatSquishyPanda It's illegal in my country too, you're entitled to statory sick pay and your employer isn't allowed to penalise you for being ill. But it sure does happen. I knew a lady who after surgery was given a note saying she could return to work if she didn't lift anything. First day back on the job her employer had her lifting heavy boxes.

That must have been horrible. What kind of a man is that manager? I guess is a real story since these guys did this sketch.

@@FatSquishyPanda I got injured to the point I cannot move my legs and Huawei kept asking me to back to work and sending deadlines xD some ppl are sick dude

It's not supposed to be...

Lol

N

Lmao

Rowan: so you have choosen a massive paycut

This comment is underrated

I love the idea of UP YOU GET MATE being a necromancy incantation 😂

You'd have to make sure you were wearing a red shirt

Not me, fuck that job

@@Mugruncher Thats gotta get it`s way into an game 😂

Lol damn i just imagined him.saying that in.his.voice

OUTRAGEOUS!

Yeah. I mean why doesn't he just respawn LiKe a NorMaL pErsOn

Haha, now I'm imagining Ben at Rowan's funeral. Ben: Just respawn Rowan. ...Rowan. Just hit any key and respawn like a NORMAL. PERSON. *Ben stares at Rowan's corpse for a few seconds incredulously* Ben: Look- Oh my god, I can't believe-- Do I seriously have to explain this? Hit LITERALLY. ANY. KEY. TO. RESPAWN. It's not hard. ROWAN. HIT ANY KEY. ANY KEY!!! *Few seconds of silence, then Rowan suddenly sits up in stunned silence* Ben: Can we get going now Rowan? Or did you need me to tell you how to get up too?

Lets just die, and levitate to Rozhok and shoot laser beams out of our eyes

No different than before

@@jotheunissen9274 exactly!

@@ChaoticNeutralMatt since you guys both have blue profile photos i thought jo said exactly to himself

Well rowan did kill adam.

@@fyrewolf7805 When I made an account I couldn't think of anything fitting for me and now I'm used to having no profile pic Also, I'm a bit lazy

Lmao

I mean, he works in retail, so...

We are in a church. We are in a place where a persons being lazy. Sound like something the Devil would say.........

That is the greatest twist possible. I need to see this happen.

A forshadowing to the Red Shirt Saga

What video did that happen on?

@@radoslavl921 There was this three-video arc about a white shirt, a gold shirt, and a red shirt, in which they spoofed on LotR, Star Wars, etc. It was epic. I bet you could search on those shirt colors and find it.

​@@radoslavl921 The Red Shirt

@@samarthwal3901 Thank you!

DISGUSTANG DESPICABLE

UUUUUNNNNNbelievable !

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Unbelievable

I KNOW RIGHT! HOW-

It was Alan who killed Adam in the gold shirt episode

@@asteroidmanx1727 No, it was Rowan (choked him to death).

Just like a good manager should :P

This comment gave me scary flashbacks of that

I thought it's called "pathetic crying"...

Ahhu aha uhu uhu

IT'S PLAYING IN MY HEAD

Oh God, I can hear this comment

Just shut up and get back to work

The character Rowan is an animal devoid of empathy.

😆😆

İmagine rowan going to grave and have a stroke bcz of lazy people lol

True

thats going to be my song at my Funeral :D

I'd prefer a highway to hell than climbing a stairway to heaven.

Nah dream on :)

my aunt had another one bites the dust at hers lol awsome women!

My mate had it at his, guess at a non Metal Head funeral it might be awkward.

"And he cried in a loud voice, 'Lazarus, get the fuck back to work!', and Lazarus did arise from his grave."

As a Christian whose faith is important to them, I’d just like to say that I really want this as a Lazarus sketch starring Rowan because that would be very very funny 😁

Can you imagine Rowan on the cross? “Alright Pontius! Im up here! Get it over with F**k head! (Looks up) oh yeah, Dad, thanks for this! I was up in heaven, enjoying eternal peace, and then poof! Up in smoke, pops out, surrounded by animals, only to end up on the cross. Is this what you planned? Well great mate. Thats just great! My weekend. Complete loss!”

Rowan: He's got more than a few fckin shifts to cover for this fckery

But lets be honest - gonna be a MASSIVE pay cut

Demm, and here I thought he was gonna come back as a ghost...

Basically Rowan didn't want to get a new hire in fear that it will turn out like when Ellie got hired.

He should have pressed f to pay respect >:(

lucaSHINYchandelure lol we would miss Adam too much! And he still have to go back to work 😂

'press z to pound on chest'

Viva La Dirt League seems legit. He did wake up from complete death after all! *press Z (then spam)

With Rowans being your boss...again...and eternal

There is joke about a dead man who was entering Heaven after dying in a car accident and suddenly surgers returned him back with all those tubes into his organs and broken arms / legs cheering him and telling him they had saved him. Quite sarcastic ;)

Especially when you are coming back to this bloody year

For work....

Theres no heaven

And he will never give you permission

It's in our agreement, page number 6, rule number 6: "you can't die". You can check it.

@@jerrygreenest clearly so. *Adam: Literally wakes up from the dead*

You just knew it was about to be some wild shit as soon as he said that lmao

Ellie and Alan knew the shit was going to hit the fan as soon as Rowan stood up to speak

Classic rowan 180 in full swing 👌

Don’t forget that Rowan now has telepathic abilities

I think Rowan has been Rodney in his body since the episode where Rodney was in Rowan’s car, and Rodney has been Rowan ever since then. This explains why prior to that episode, Rowan was knowledgeable about computers, Alan’s best friend, and not as much of an a$$hole. After that episode he went downhill. Rodney is an evil fae creature who tortures the employees for sport while not having the slightest clue about computers or normal social standards or morals, and Rowan actually sent Adam there and made the gold PlayTech shirt to get vengeance on Rodney for stealing his form.

It's a version of the Sim universe

And after they clock out they all play PUBG together like they're the best of friends, because they're all really good at separating their work and personal lives.

Literally all I could think!

which episode was that?

@@Novocaine69 I think it's called "The Red Shirt" but you should watch The White Shirt saga and The Gold Shirt to get the entire story

No this episode was Made before the red shirt one

@@SantaCelest1na the red shirt video came out 2nd of december this 10th of december.

THANK YOU! At least some people have manners

I am Rowan’s Boss and he never told me he was planning on wearing a black shirt today, its a lack of professionalism and management by not telling me, BIG WASTE OF TIME.

@@VivaLaDirtLeague Rowan, is that you mate?

That’s the power of a good manager I guess?

@@VivaLaDirtLeague i believe you mispelt god :D

@@VivaLaDirtLeague No wonder he was never fired despite playing pubg all day.

At least Rowan revives you, better then some of my raid priests.

Yeah, as if Rowan wasn't the one to kill Adam in the first place :DD

raise dead is only two rounds, you'd need a full resurrect a week later.

@@gwouru allright that will settle for now we ordered full ressurect and it will arrive in week until that get back to work

@@makaramuss not what I meant. Raise dead is only effective if done within 12 seconds of death, Like mouth to mouth is only good if done immediately. If the person is dead for a week, you'd need a full Resurrect. Sorry for the confusion.

It's super confusing because Raise Dead works within 10 days..

@@gwouru I still think other way is funnier :P

shh shh shh shh. Quiet please

GET BACK TO WORK!

He killed him, He revived him, and now they are back to work, the balance is recovered...

Or the fact that Adam has no organs anymore?

So, he didn't ask. I'm feeling like whe're saying the same thing here

He revived someone he is a supernatural being

If you’re dead rowan will gladly revive you so you can get the fuck back to work 😝

Are you dead?! Oh no, call Rowan!!!!!

It's not actually that hard to find a church which is only used as architechtual monument. At least, outside the US. In fact, I can point out 4 buildings in my close vicinity that used to be churches, are still decorated as a church, but are no longer in use as a church. It's very easy to rent it for a day, do a skit and leave things behind. Then the priest doesn't need to be a priest at all, a priest outfit is fairly easy to rent. The rest of the people can easily be friends and family, or simply a theatre group that is looking to do something else besides their regular plays. In fact, I think the hardest part about this skit was getting a proper casket.

Oh man! I was thinking the same thing when this skit started! LoL!

That wasn’t a priest it was actually just another friend in a priest’s outfit and then Predated O does a great job at explaining the rest.

@@Predated2 Well in Europe you have a rly hard time finding those, I know that there are for example only 4 in whole Germany and one is only allowed to be used as a concert hall. 1

@@morkaili Eh, a cathedral is hard to rent as they are often classified as historical landmarks and cant be altered easily, besides that, often they're still owned by a priest(who doesnt have to pay any taxes, so he can literally leave it there without having to pay anything). Churches really depend on who owns the building. Government or private owned churches are quite easy to rent for something. Hell, I have an active church in my region that only has a sermon on saturdays and choir on wednesdays. The rest of the week it can be rented for other activities. Having a church being permanently altered to something else is a different matter. Turning a church into a concert hall takes a lot of architectual expertise, so its extremely hard to do so. Turning a church into a skate park, is easier to pull off, but still hard to do so without damaging the building. Renting the building for shooting a skit tho, probably wouldnt cost you more than 1000$ for a full day(which isnt much at all, a lot of locations can cost up to 10000$ a day)

Real Rowan died in the end of ep. 21, it's now Rodney. And Rodney's ghost from Shirt Saga is, actually, Rowan

@@kirsvald9513 Rodney showed up as his own entity after that. EP 21 was just when Rowan gained his powers by accidentally reviving himself

lol

Shahkarif100 Gaming so you mean creamated?

He died as a true PlayTech employee

nonono. You will get revived by your manager so you can put on your playtech shirt and get back to work. It's just how it is.

Well at least it's the appropriate color.

He could have added a tie

He is a playtech manager, during working hours. What did you expect, to come naked?

And jeans... There's only one character who could pull that off.

How else would you know he's a manager?

There can only be one black shirt here, said Rowan to Death.

Death: Am I a joke to you?

@@jeffritchie825 loool

Un-bee-livable

You freak, go away!

manegers privileges i guess

Huge deck move

Big Deck Energy

@@gabbe35gamer BOI

Hahhaahahaahhahahh

low socio economic, PESANTS!!

plot twist, they told people it was an actual funeral just so they got genuine reactions XD

Must be why they can never afford to pay Staff their wages.

Extras hardly get paid. It's normally a privilege and work experience

PAY??? What is this word you are using? That is their church and Priest, their family's, and their real funeral cloths. Didn't spend a farthing!

The coffin

“Everyone liked that”

Joseph Barker huh ha huh ha HUH HA HUH HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

I even started to imitate his "hu huh" part when saying jokes to friends :d

Hello Adventurer!

Rrrrrresurrectioooon by erectioooon

No dying on company grounds mate, its in your contract

that process is not a thing everythere dude . it might be in america but i dont even know why you would do that if you put the dude afterwards in the earth anyways.

@@Wolf-fighter the process makes the body "fresh" more time for the funeral. You can have days the body for the mourning and it will not decay the same speed as a body with all the fluids.

​@@DarkPhalanax well honestly its not the body really its an hollow hull left then only

@@Wolf-fighter because us mortician need jobs too. To be clear I'm not a mortician currently but I am going to go to school to be one

@@DarkPhalanaxBodies can go a week and still be fresh. That process is not necessary.

Your late for your shift you lazy bastard

Up you get matey-potatey

Thats when you run as fast as possible to heaven

It was at this moment Adam knew he fucked up

👏👏👏👏I pretty sure I had the same face.🤦🏻‍♀️

Oh sht, you are right

Paycut!

You get my appreciation for this

Matthew Foster thank you!

I love it. 🥰

Teysa Karlov and Kaya approve

You play magic the gathering

Same.

rowan is jesus

A forgotten power of the black shirts.

I don't remember him dying in that

@@philc6068 Getting choked with a big chain from behind? Does that ring a bell? ;)

@@epstone oh yeah. Jabba the Hut style

@@philc6068 correct you are

Hahaha yeeeeep :P

Was looking for this!

@@dranrebm1564 saaaame

But he did kill him lol

you remember the IRL RPG? when they had a bunch of extras in full plate, probably beat this. I would love to be in one of these vids

They always deliver a TV show quality oh even more

@@WolverineGTV or the one with the chicken

Also most of these extras are our fans! :D

I see you all the time....damn

I doubt Rowan would allow it

he will cut it into 6 pieces

A special kind of hell...

I'd work for hi.him. Edit: him* darn fat fingers

Well, I mean, as long as Rowan is alive.

@@a-ha4940 Thanks I have, roughly 75lbs in the past two years. Only 180 left to lose

Bit awkward that it was Rowan that killed him in the previous episode....

@@Bastable-dh5cs No excuses. We need workers, not slackers!

Will rowan give him permission to die?? I don't think so...

@@malikhaidar No sir! We will have his body in his chair. Live or not, he'll do his job!

Lazarus be like...

Rowan would go straight down to hell just to drag your ass back up to the surface so you don't ditch that shift

@@Gamergeek56 Satan threatening him and telling him to stop. Rowan refusing to believing that this is hell. So he act as its any other human and just treats Satan like a lil bitch. just walking into hell.... grabs Adam by the neck and grabs the now confused Adam back to life. (this works because Satan isn't allowed to intervene with a living mortal - only manipulate) that or Satan realizing working for Rowan might be a perfect hell for Adam. but not as funny.

@@TheOlondo why would adam go to hell though?That make no sense.

Set Dark Idk. Usually it takes a lot of effort to get up and go to church😂

@@TheScopeGlint Yep...totally get your point✝️

Scrolled to this comment as he said that

samulator 97 I do that every time

@@matthewbinkley4316 Rowan is a 6 yo child whit the powers of god 😒

And also model, don't forget it

There is only one God.

@@jesussaves9855 And it's clearly Rowan. Did you see what he did?

At least he is consistent... Doesn't care about death, and doesn't care about life...

That part killed...and revived me 😂

@@matthewg.8698 well now get back to work!

Oh...ok Rowan 😂

Its easy to rent church and just ask friends and family and some people to sit there

@@kubajcz no

@@kubajcz according to the internet, it's almost $300 per hour to rent that church, plus flowers and casket rent...

@@bellap.7038 They have a lot of money thats why i said its easy, easy for them

@@kubajcz Easy, but still high budget.

No Rowan killed Adam in the gold shirt skit

@@Rascal9527 Actually he killed him in the red shirt skit

Freshairkaboom no Alan killed Adam over the chips

Adam died 4 times bro, that’s how Rowan knew how to wake him up

funniest thread

Silwat Mahmud unbelievable

Even if he did apply for the leave, Rowan wouldn’t have approved it 😝

Literally same

Same here.

2am, let's gooo

I have a job interview in the morning and I can't sleep but this makes it better lol

Same