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@chrish301 8 лет назад

Marriage is the #1 cause of divorce

@aaryas6821 8 лет назад

+Chris H LOL

@yani2499 8 лет назад

stay playin 💯

@Anitrex006 8 лет назад

Big Bang is the #1 cause of everything

@harry24n 7 лет назад

immaturity,inability to understand your needs marriage just fastracks that for u and by the time of ur third marriage u know what u r getting into

@nealpatel8543 7 лет назад

Ross geller is number 2

@kateb.9788 10 лет назад

This is really awkward because Conan and his wife dated for 18 months (EXACTLY a year and a half) before they got married.

@sisbrawny 9 лет назад

Kate Rubinstein Haha, too funny.

@annaheart7731 5 лет назад

I think few months are enough to know the person before marrying her. If these months are intense, when you interacte and communicate often - you'll know the person :)

@AgentFlea 4 года назад

@Black Rod You are correct. The lovey dovey bullshit phase needs to pass, and for some, it can take a while to very long time.

@patrickmorgan4006 2 года назад

@@annaheart7731 No, not even close. A few months doesn't even get you past the first (infatuation) stage of a relationship. You don't have time to get annoyed by those little disgusting habits that will make you want to kill the person after a bit more time. Two years minimum. Anything less is a crap shoot.

@FRamps 7 лет назад

Man, that sweater joke cracks me up every time!

@psvita2335 8 лет назад

Andy and April only dated a month and then got married. So I dont know what you are talking about Tom

@Brandknob 8 лет назад

***** You mean after two more seasons and a Golden Globe win?

@Brandknob 8 лет назад

Yes it did, but TV shows end. I just didn't understand what the corolation between their relationship and the ending of the show was. I'm probably being "that guy" right now, but I don't know I just didn't get what you meant.

@citizenknope 8 лет назад

+batmanbunny101 the show didn't immediately end after andy and april got married?? it wasn't a wrap up at all lol

@OnlyOneByte 8 лет назад

+batmanbunny101 They got married in the 3rd season. Show ended after 7 seasons. In what way do you wrap up the ending of a show 4 seasons before the end?

@jarent2652 8 лет назад

+Angelo Yang he must have binged watch

@youthf7c343 9 лет назад

He is so funny. I never thought about marriage in that way.

@annaheart7731 5 лет назад

Yeah, cause marriage it's not what he tells :), it's about founding a family unit where you will raise your children. You don't need to marry someone if it' s just for continue hanging out together.

@michaelguardiola8225 3 года назад

@@annaheart7731 yeah for a lot of people but not everyone gets married wanting to have kids I’ve known plenty of wonderful couples who never had kids, not to mention they take a lot of time, effort, and they are expensive if you want that kid to have a good life and life even better than yours it a big investment, there are other ways to have fulfillment as a couple without children not knocking at people who do have children it’s an amazing human experience

@annaheart7731 3 года назад

@@michaelguardiola8225 You say: "there are other ways to have fulfillment as a couple without children " I'm really curious to know, what are those ways. If you could develop this a bit, it would show better the "other ways". I personally think that the real meannig of the life comes when you struggle for a noble cause (or a revenge - but it's sick) or when you have children (because I could exeperience myself my life "before" and "after" having children).

@JaydevRaol 2 года назад

😆

@zychowka 10 лет назад

omg that marriage bit was genius.

@JaydevRaol 2 года назад

Yeah

@ChristmasCrustacean1 10 лет назад

Look, here in Australia its too hot and we only have enough energy for a limited vocabulary... it mostly consists of swearwords and this sentence.

@funofboredom 9 лет назад

Plus, you used to be a bunch of inmates.

@FRamps 9 лет назад

John L Truly fell off my chair reading this!

@Siddhartha040107 7 лет назад

Hahaha!

@cashwin45 3 года назад

I love your accents bro (I live in Cali, US)

@zachhale7281 8 лет назад

Most of his material here are excerpts from his stand up special. I love it every time I hear it.

@davidpark8972 7 лет назад

I thought I was the only one that knew that 😂😂😂

@ThePianoPlayer4Ever 7 лет назад

The same fact is applicable for Louis CK in interviews.

@hipnhappenin 7 лет назад

Zach Hale I knew it was too good. I feel like only Conan and Bill Burr can come up with something smart on the spot

@Tee-OhBee 6 лет назад

Zach Hale that’s a very common thing for stand up comedians to do on talk shows...................

@michellechikunov3875 6 лет назад

Hershey’s park

@SoBadItsGoodwithRyanBailey 9 лет назад

For an unmarried jokester, Aziz Ansari understands what marriage is far, far too well.

@chickenisindeedmystyle7316 2 года назад

Everyone does lol

@NOLAbrookz 9 лет назад

YOU WILL MARRY ME OR YOU WILL FIND YOUR WAY OUT OF THE FIELD

@AliKhan-tq1lj 6 лет назад

sounds like ron swanson

@BlackDiamond2718 3 года назад

Ali Khan or april

@vincecastro3323 9 лет назад

"what the fuck was I doin wit this sweater?" lol

@workinghoustonian 4 года назад

"wtf was i doing with this sweater?!" Slays me every time...

@wasy35 10 лет назад

I ain't gettin married....thanks Aziz for the insight.

@formoftherapy 11 лет назад

wth#$@ was I doing with this sweater?! OH GOD I ACTUALLY GIGGLED.

@themadmuggleify 8 лет назад

This is reminding me a lot of Master of None

@sunvavachi 9 лет назад

lol...I love how he asks him how he proposed haha

@kymcarter589 9 лет назад

Built like a brick shit house is the saying.

@ChrisThorne19 9 лет назад

I've used the term 'it looks like a shithouse in here' before, something I heard my mum say when I was younger and this is in Britain. Most of the words I picked up from her were either London or Southern Irish slang

@TamishraBiswas 5 лет назад

"I want to keep doing that till you're dead." Oh God I am dead 😂😂

@Gutten111 8 лет назад

Rent a swag

@jarent2652 8 лет назад

it's a concept that has been proposed recently by companies

@MsImpersonations 8 лет назад

That's literally how I perceive the concept of marriage to be, I understood why it was put into place originally, but I never really fully understood why we are still adopting it into more progressive societies today. I also don't like the pressure and expectation one suddenly gets when they near 30.

@pauloptionalsiegfried8618 10 лет назад

dude is a prophet.

@SimoneintheSkies 7 лет назад

"We could do that or we could get married" my heart exploded

@graceonfilmsnstuff 2 года назад

same

@iamsultana 9 лет назад

How come Conan didn't mention he'd dated his wife for exactly a year and a half before those two got hitched? Lol

@aratyal 8 лет назад

this guy needs to come to england the amount of profanity phrases we have is unreal

@CarlNelsonJrTM 10 лет назад

Best proposal I ever heard lol

@jimbopaw 10 лет назад

That guy is awesome, he's really funny. It's been a long time since I haven't heard a stand-up comedian being really funny.

@ibtisam365 9 лет назад

How is he single?

@everettfanor1989 9 лет назад

He's rich and seems aware of the dangers of being in a relationship nowadays

@ibtisam365 9 лет назад

Chris Smith Holy shit who cares if she's a feminist they're her beliefs and if he's happy with a feminist it doesn't matter

@SunniestAutumn 9 лет назад

Chris Smith You are a bad human being.

@zoharborage6609 9 лет назад

Chris Smith He smartened up indeed.

@awfulaim912 8 лет назад

+Malak S. he's an indian manlet, but he's got money and fame. Anybody with money and fame should fuck bitches til they're 70 and live in thailand. Only then should a man settle down and start a family.

@mi55monroe 8 лет назад

Oh Conan... you are so amazing! I love your show and the fun conversations you have with your guests!!!

@nemzyg 9 лет назад

He looks like the black mister bean

@nemzyg 9 лет назад

Ri.g

@samuelshocknesse2853 9 лет назад

***** I thought he was Indian.

@DillonE818 8 лет назад

Archonis The Great Generalizing that white people lack basic observational skills is uncultured and moronic and stereotyping. Gee, and here I thought only white people could be racist and create stereotypes. Boy was that stereotype wrong.

@minininja8912 8 лет назад

Nemz Lord Black??

@soothingmoments8967 8 лет назад

+mrbrockpeters Indian dude..see his name

@mistastonecold 9 лет назад

Everyone stop complaining about his voice and looks. Hes a funny guy

@cooperloo27 4 года назад

That is exactly how my husband views the marriage agreement. He calls the whole ritual the day I got married! Makes me laugh every time I think of it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@homer228 10 лет назад

I like the people complaining that it's "scripted." That's the reason he's successful in the entertainment industry and you're not.

@munstar44 7 лет назад

"we could do that or we could get married...?" - thats the cutest thing aww my heart

@alanahq9877 7 лет назад

Hahaha, as an Aussie, I am cracking up. I didn't even notice how weird these things sound.

@LittleTed1000 7 лет назад

+Alanah Q As an Aussie then you can tell me if I'm wrong. Here in New Zealand we wouldn't describe a guy as being built like a shithouse but being built like a *brick* shithouse. Do you guys not say the brick part?

@alanahq9877 7 лет назад

No, we do say the "brick" part, I think that just got lost in translation.

@chunkymonkey170 2 года назад

@@LittleTed1000 what does that mean like muscular

@LittleTed1000 2 года назад

@@chunkymonkey170 Yeah, basically. A solid rectangle of a guy. Just means huge.

@chunkymonkey170 2 года назад

@@LittleTed1000 damn if I was a man I’d be honoured to be called a shithouse

@lenfantcheri159 4 года назад

We miss you Aziz...come.back soon

@msdrakegx 11 лет назад

This was absolutely hilarious. Sometimes Aziz just kills it

@EverythingEverywable 9 лет назад

Dumbass people do not understand how comedians promote their specials.

@zora99ny 9 лет назад

Ok....but why do comedians do a pretend sit down interview where they basically repeat their stand up material...when they can just do a 5-7 min stand up routine on the show to promote their work?! Talk shows have stand ups perform all the time. People like to hear comedians talk off-the-cuff and unrehearsed. That's why I appreciate Bill Burr's interviews.

@soundslikefraiser 9 лет назад

NYCzora I could listen to BIll Burr ramble for hours, lol. Chappalle is another comedian that's really interesting to listen to in interviews.

@EverythingEverywable 9 лет назад

OHH BUDDDY... You picked the wrong guy to discuss Bill Burr with... I absolutely love Bill Burr as a comedian but he is GREAT example of comedians reusing their bits in interviews. GO TO EVERY INTERVIEW EVER BY BILL BURR and what you hear is his actual stand up bits OR shit he comes up with in his Monday Morning Podcasts... All im saying is that these guys are professional jokers, which means they will have phrases all ready lined up. Thats not a bad thing they had to create the line in the first place. Its just being professional.

@EverythingEverywable 9 лет назад

People dont go on talk shows to discuss random shit.. They know what the beats are, thats how shit gets done. Same with Bill Burr.

@soundslikefraiser 9 лет назад

EverythingEverywable Bill Burr would never do that.

@tofumar 11 лет назад

Also in the American South a generation ago. My grandma used that phrase a bunch.

@shanellem7091 11 лет назад

I've watched this three times and I still laugh at Aziz talking about the marriage proposal.

@walterweathers1648 9 лет назад

He used that last bit in one of his shows

@waitwhatgoeshere 11 лет назад

its nice to hear new bits from him

@TheDBall73 8 лет назад

Bill Burr has the best analogy for marriage. "If you wanted to jump out of a plane and there was a 50% chance you would die, would you do it?" Now think of marriage statistics....

@nickwongg 11 лет назад

4:09 boy that escalated quickly, too

@IdaSkytte 11 лет назад

"Conan's gonna murder me, I'm so scared!" Hahaha! The way he says that is just perfect.

@TheAwwChannel 9 лет назад

I love me some Aziz.

@likeaVIRGINforreal 10 лет назад

Aziz Ansari seems like such a down to Earth guy. Would love to have a conversation with him, he seems like he would be genuinely interested to hear what you would have to say. Love him!

@m3rrys0ngstr3ss 11 лет назад

Aziz, when he's on point, is a genuine genius.

@TwiSteDx0x 8 лет назад

First interview I watch and actually laugh out loud, this guy really is funny.

@andyanderson9770 9 лет назад

just so naturaly funny. on any show he does he makes me laugh thats how you know he writes his own shit.

@marianlolaa 11 лет назад

who the hell would dislike this?! its fucking HILARIOUS!!

@Mintie365 10 лет назад

hahahaha love this guy! the last bit killed me!

@Appocratesthegreat 11 лет назад

I have NEVER thought of it like that but omg he is right!!

@cjspeed01 11 лет назад

I love this guy. From the moment i watched him in Scrubs, i wanted to see everything he has ever done. He is genius.

@rkim1993 10 лет назад

That bit where he breaks down the definition of marriage. My God, that is so true.

@ccarl7833 Год назад

Amazing sweater complex

@Imasoulinseoul 8 лет назад

oh my god he's brilliant

@JannikVogel 11 лет назад

The last part was hilarious. Haven't laughed that much in weeks :)

@etaylor1993 10 лет назад

Those sayings make sense to me and I'm from Scotland

@solexhn 10 лет назад

why are the words censored in youtube?...come on!

@Starturtle311090 11 лет назад

Make Conan show in the UK! PLEASE

@carstereobandits 10 лет назад

Aziz is speaking my thoughts on marriage exactly.

@princessahduke6278 11 лет назад

Aww he's so adorable....

@jpochoag 11 лет назад

can someone post the Australian saying? Thanks

@Antony_Oscar 10 лет назад

I haven't laughed this hard in ages.. Oh my god the last marriage bit :DD

@eoinhickey6919 6 лет назад

from mine 4 04 loved itt

@mcluvin28x 7 лет назад

Sometimes I feel like Conan zones out of these conversations

@grobber13 11 лет назад

LOL that marriage description

@tylerannear6314 10 лет назад

Aziz has everyone by the ears.... Special guy man.

@NimN0ms 11 лет назад

God Damn Conan I gotta study for my second midterms. stop being so entertaining...

@avaopr 11 лет назад

Most of the time celebrities have some idea of general questions that are going to be asked, often are given specific ones. And the host discuss with their manager what can/can't be discussed. This way there aren't tons of awkward pauses, they aren't caught completely off guard, etc...

@ClausPelz 10 лет назад

Love it!!!

@purepwnge1 11 лет назад

I love his sense of humor!

@azrocker666 11 лет назад

Hilarious interview. :D

@timroarty505 10 лет назад

Yeah I gotta agree with you it is refreshing bringing honest guests on the show. I'd like to think Conan shares more off camera only because he needs to keep a professional attitude on TV for the sake of the show

@hethen5846 6 лет назад

He's said that sweater joke already in his stand up

@AngstyLady 10 лет назад

Ha! I love his little speech about imagining if marriage wasn't a common thing- lol, it does sound crazy! :) I love this bit, never gets old-

@ToxicDaGod 11 лет назад

Aziz is hilarious.... he owned this interview. "Now wear this ring around to let people know that you're not gonna back out of this relationship."

@tudortoomey 10 лет назад

Why is there censoring on the Internet?

@agentdvois 10 лет назад

This is a clip from the TV Show which was Aired on national TV.

@windar2390 9 лет назад

Luis Alvarez tudortoomey probably thought its recorded for youtube :D

@tudortoomey 9 лет назад

Windar No, I wasn't aware that a late night talk show would censor swear words.

@dirt4568 9 лет назад

tudortoomey Say hello to the FCC buddy.

@KaiKatastrophe 11 лет назад

Aziz

@Pravoizavlijesvijeta 8 лет назад

I love this bit, but talk shows have become this ad space for stand-up comedians doing bits of their acts or for actors telling stories they practiced beforehand, because they knew the questions the host is gonna ask (but then again, thats what SHOW business is all about, pretending to be something and telling stories one has learned by heart). the only real "talk" show is graham norton.