Aziz Ansari Stand-Up Monologue - SNL 

chase ruel some men find reasons to hate the Queen as well!

chase ruel because he's not funny, he's a dirty butt street shitter, and he sucks.

Derrance Clemmons no, that's not it

Chase ruel you will never get your point across talking like that my friend.

chase ruel he's the best. Master of none proves that.

monearthe$ lol and where is he? A step above Ron white.

monearthe$ love you Ron white

He's alright but he's no Dave Chappelle or Chris Rock

Helen 4080 he's not trying to be.

Yeah this had me dying. Can't wait for Season 2 of Master of None

NicoleAshley his TV show Master of None is so good :)

Netflix his stand-up specials on Netflix. Also fantastic.

Go to bed, Aziz.

You've been missing out... he's pretty hilarious :)

Late reply, but I've seen Aziz's stand up and it doesn't get nearly as political as this set- which is exactly why I love Aziz here and his monologue.

Funny thing about that there both have a muslim background, Chapelle a convert and Aziz born tho I hear he doesn't practice much!

WhereMyKeys agreed

Fuk Aziz dude is typical brown that hate blacks most not all

WhereMyKeys here

That is an insult to put this dudes lame corny jokes in the same sentence of Dave that is like trying to group Rhianna with Whitney Houston

***** Including the majority of white American women who support Trump

was sensible funny.and am a deplorable black trump voter

+KingParisBuckingham , okay, okay we heard you the first time.

He means a bunch of SJW whores unfit for life, those are not women

+shatalg You don't get any sex from anyone, do you? Shut up.

Or a powerful wall.

Jack Hopey savage without mercy

He did a great job. But anyone can build a cabinet. Some (cough cough Trump) not as well as others.

ahepperl cough cough, how many cabinet builders can build and manage multibillion real estate empire.

You mean about all the hate crimes being committed by turds who HATE TRUMP but none being committed by the Trumps side?

prophetic

Yeah I think so

Watching again nearly 5 years later... cleverly crafted. This ages very well 👍

They wrote the character around his actual personality, and his South Carolina origins.

Tommy Fresh

tommy made it

thiiiiis is how you eat it;;;; tom dont do that

@Franco Aranda clearly you haven't seen master of none.

shut up justin

Foka Das Ha.. a true snowflake gets triggered... At least you can be upper case KKK here though...

To Live is to Suffer oh shit

Your face is really well put.

Buzz-Duh he never generalised trump supporters, if you were paying even a little bit attention you'd realise that at the very outset, he said this group is in the minority.

nate gladdbach absolutely love it ❗

That bit really calls for some substantiation. Presidents have indeed been quite transformative.

@ Really Happenings Poetic license? Nah -- I got nothin' You're right: "[Citation Needed]"

nate gladdbach And yet this group of angry people would have likely voted for Hillary ... What a joke.

That's how Trump got elected.

He's so effortlessly funny.

Not funny.

I died?!

Hahahahahashtagahahahafameseekingbitchahahahah

I laughed so hard

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

bruce chen God...I miss George Carlin ✌ 💖

Peace Dove oh man. George is a philosopher that happens to be funny.

Have you listened to any famous person ever in the last 2 years? They ALL talk like this. An echochamber fit for a king

comedians will be our saviors for however long this lasts.

What are they saving you from? From hurt fee fees?

Pyramid Builder Jr. Because they dont deserve the Right to rebrand themselves.

Pyramid Builder Jr. I know they should stop being so pc and call them what they really are which is white supremacist

Everyone deserves the right to free speech. Else what are you speaking for.

Michael Tracy yes but in this context where discussing whether or not the above poster should refer to them by there rebranded title or not. Not whether or not they have a right to call themselves that. To fully rebrand requires our cooperation.

He already did during the campaign. The mob was not appeased.

Still 👏 relevant 👏 lol

Hahahhashtagahhahaha*fewsecondfamebitchcamp*

Except the whole "we're gonna be fine* part

How's Biden

@@kardz1848 He's alright; how's your Prime Minister?

Hope C Yeah he's smart and funny like a woman can be........Lmao....i can't even text that with a straight face....😂😂😂

+Derrance Clemmons Who the fuck you texting, dumbass? You made a comment on RU-vid.

Is he smart? I dont really think so.

rayamert smarter then you

he is. check his degree

dido

Tim Goodrich oh are you butt hurt that hes more successful than you? lol

Tim Goodrich where as making call centre jokes in a RU-vid comment section at the special guest of a comedy show is a sure fact that your life is going great. Nice job, bro.

Well he doesn't have a woman and a palm tree tattooed on him, so he has that going for him. He also isn't going about trolling and calling you names like you are doing to him....

John Doe nice troll account to hide behind.

sah19 no cap

@sah19 Orange man bad amirite?

@@jarlaxle150 and his supporters are the best, most bigly spellers, and exemplary of the concept of original thought.

@@jarlaxle150 He's literally defending most Trump voters to not be judged lol. He's just talking about the far-right die hard racist types... unless, you support those people?

Rewatching in 2020... same vibes

Please tell that to the regressive left. You know, the ones that are rioting, looting, attacking, etc.

alpacinoisking123 what is the regressive left? Plz just explain I want insight.

@@MM-fg7in he explained it in that comment smh

@@alpacinoisking123 and you made it about politics

@@rosehearts8380 Not really. But if that's what floats your boat in regards to a two year old comment, then be my guest.

What the fuck is the "alt right"

headcoLd 7 what lies

The alt-left, the commies, the socialists, the social justice warriors, they're the ones out in the streets destroying businesses and public property...many of the businesses who support Democratic ideals. It's absurd and hypocritical, the entire fringe, protest movement is a joke, they're presenting nothing of value.

HayteStreet labels, labels, and more phoney labels. ur either an American Patriot, or ur NOT, thats about it

+califinn People destroying building are not all liberals, but criminals taking advantage of the situation. This happens with protests.

That wasn't a nazi hand, before starting prayer Muslims touch their ears

@@umartwr9146 the nazi hand at 2:48

@@loubloom777 oh ok yeah thank you

@Mohammed yes knobhead i already acknowledged i was wrong

Second Amendment people are watching...We don't want them in street with 1 billion guns.

MRWIL246 Chris Benoit!!!!!

The best dawn Wrestler in Pro Wrestling history!!!!!!

MRWIL246 ummm, sorry to burst your bubble but if Trump gets kicked out guess who's gonna be the next president... ill let u think about that one

Ken Fleming America is not a white country dumb ass.

so uh ur just gonna ignore the british empire huh? largest empire ever? invaded over ninety countries?

K. Flynn What does any of that have to do with racist people in modern society?

ah my bad i was replying to yorick martell

kkk in britain? do you own a history book sir?

Yes, it was a trojan horse tactic. An invasion masked as immigration. Just look at the immigration videos in Europe...brutal. Sweden's rape went up 1600% (not exaggerated) and the women get no justice because they have enacted 'hate speech' laws. The Swedish government solved the problem by not reporting the statistics anymore. Islam is trying to go mainstream and if we don't like it we are called bad names. Islam is NOT peaceful to women and I can't laugh at Aziz's 'jokes'. Here is some highlights of Sharia Laws treatment of women: • A man can beat his wife for insubordination, testimonies of four male witnesses are required to prove rape against a woman, a woman who has been raped cannot testify in court against her rapist(s), a woman's testimony in court, allowed in property cases, carries ½ the weight of a mans, a man can marry an infant girl and consummate the marriage when she is 9 years old, a girls' cXXXs should be cut, a man can unilaterally divorce his wife; a woman needs her husband's consent to divorce, and a divorced wife loses custody of all children over 6 years of age or when they exceed it. I'm not sure how this is defensible. The Women’s Rights March included CAIR. CAIR blocked a video titled 'Honor Diaries, to be shown in college campuses. CAIR banned it because it shows the TRUTH about the treatment of Islamic women. They silenced the film and even tried to silence journalists. Women of America have no idea how dangerous Islam treatment of women is. The woman’s rights march is co sponsored by CAIR; however, the movement decided to exclude women who are pro-life (the New Wave Feminist) yet when one goes to CAIRs Health Care Provider’s Guide to Islamic Religious Practices (found on the CAIR website) on page 15 Muslims generally do NOT approve of abortions either. None of this makes sense unless you realize all of these things are going on at the same time and funded by the Muslim Brotherhood linked groups and funded by globalist linked groups, George Soros linked groups to put pressure on Donald Trump. That’s what this is about and they used women to sell it to America. Disgusting.

Arch Stanton Seriously dude, fuck off. This random lady said she liked his comedy and you're attacking her for no reason.

Waaw he must have a huge impact or effect at that moment on you then?!?

Wu forever

headcoLd 7 Diversify yo bonds in shit nigga,Wu!!

Ya best protect ya neck

Can't we have both Chappelle AND Aziz Ansari on SNL? Otherwise I normally have no reason to watch.

Mexican American same

Was Chappelle at the end of last season? Because he had the best opening act I've ever seen in SNL.

He hosted back in November of this season.

Yea Dave Chappelle tops but this is 2nd imo

Scranj Screma Agreed

I never saw John Cena on SNL

Help us Obi-Wan Kenobi you are our only hope!

Luke/Ben 2020!!!!!

You're proud to be early to the comments on a youtube video?

Didn't know that ghosts could watch RU-vid

Blue Force ghosts can.

What happened ?

2233_Jhalak Hemnani I’m also wondering this

Tried looking for what happened didn't find anything. Curious of the situation.

He was targeted? 😂 He should probably stop trying to date all these groupies and problematic white girls first, then also listen when women are not interested in se with him. Admittedly that whole situation was problematic but there was défi a lesson to learn here.

@@Theploki252 case of sexual misconduct!!!!

Jesse Hernandez nice profile pic

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

*cheeto

XxAnnx X Thanks... I don't eat the stuff so I didn't know how to spell it. Thanks.

Jesse Hernandez 😂 I don't eat then either I live in Ireland. Ur welcome hahhah

Facts

For sure NC is awesome.

Nah

as someone who grew up in SC, I have to agree. SC is so boring

Then you're not a Republican (if you didn't vote for Trump). You'd prefer a party that's clearly anti-white

I'm sorry I don't understand what you are saying there? I didn't vote for Trump because HE is not a Republican. But ok, carry on :)

***** Thanks so much! No, please do not lump us all together. Most everyone (Repubs) I know is not a hardcore supporter of Trump. But what can we do now other than move forward. Wishing you the best as well :)

Ashley Malone hey you're one of the sane ones. And btw, you're not in it alone. Even the Harvard Republican party, which has voted Republican every single time since Harvard was founded, didn't vote Republican this year

Thank you so much, and yes I know so many people that did not vote this year. My grandmother who is very conservative did not vote, she was rooting for Marco Rubio so once he was out she knew she wasn't voting. Kind of funny because her husband is a Democrat. Of course he didn't vote this year either.

babserella2778 Yeah that's gonna happen. lmao see now this guys funny!

Derrance Clemmons well anything is possible now. No weirder than the current president.

+Derrance Clemmons lol if a reality tv star and billionaire compulsive liar can win....hold your skepticism until the end.

We need more Arabs everywhere to truly make the Western world -bend the knee to Sharia Law- progress! :D :D :D

that was the most reasonable shit I've heard on mainstream media in a hot minute

+TheJaredtheJaredlong to be fair, that bar is so low my rug is more presidential than trump. i'd say it also looks better than that rug on trump's head, but it's his actual hair and anything looks better than that.

TheJaredtheJaredlong wtf how

LOL. Now he gas been accused of sexual harrasment

@@daustin8888 Lol.. So is Mr. Playboy Peeper. Just one of the qualities for a President.

shut up

LOL WAT?!

say what?

BEST Indian comedian!

After "Right Now", he became one of my favorites, yeah. He's a proper comedian, and he's one of the greatest of his generation, hands down.

@@junodisarapong6635 He's Indian-American I believe, from south carolina originally

StClemmons same

StClemmons why did you hesitate?

This was way better than I expected as well lol

Anonymous im a democrat and i almost skipped this video because I'm kinda on political-overload. I didn't want to hear anything about trump since thats the bulk of what the internet is talking about right now. Instead Azari gave a really uplifting monologue with humor and i feel better for watching it.

Roy same

ally tuck He has the best words.

ally tuck tears are gay.

NomadicBlackRegent 1789 they suit me then

Is it though, are we "gonna be alright?" 200K+ americans are dead, the President has the virus, he hasn't agreed to a peaceful transfer of power if he loses, he's threatened to jail Biden, and millions are on unemployment. We're are NOT fine

I guess I'm one of those Americans because I didn't get it. Both of the recent Star Wars movies had mostly white characters as the leads (not counting the Aliens). Rey, Jyn, Poe, Kylo Ren, Grand Moff Tarkin etc. In fact, the only black guy I remember from TFA was actually a stormtrooper lol.

Nick Dasher you my good sir are few apples short of a full basket.

Great, I love apples and baskets are very convenient.

Rey and Jyn are women, they are technically minorities and on top of that the amount of hate that people spewed over women leading Star Wars movies is probably the reason Aziz didn't include them. Kylo Ren and Tarkin are white, but they're also villains. The actor who plays Poe, Oscar Isaac, is not white, he's Latino like Cassian (Diego Luna).

tori2dles he is atheist

Uncle Snorker actor their was one director who one a golden globe who is one can you believe that

tori2dles what a freaking stupid comment.

He's atheist, what made you think he was Muslim?

Cause he has brown skin and +toi2dle is a racist.

Yeah Echo Chamber Politics speaking to the liberal choir is Brave. Fuck how many words have Millennials forgotten the definition too.

Yeah, making mediocre jokes to a crowd that absolutely agrees with you is sooo brave. I think your standard for what constitutes bravery is pretty low.

You have to remember that these are the same people that wanted to give Caitlyn Jenner a medal of bravery when she had a horde of fans that would brow beat any and all opposition into submission. South Park nailed it perfectly 'stunning and brave'... Brave would be doing this bit to a conservative audience, even then, they wouldn't beat him up or anything, just point out how he is being extremely bigoted towards a very large portion of Americans who voted for Trump. Many of whom also voted for Obama and were simply sick of the left's lies.

I don't think you got the joke.

Femsplainer he is not in the least being extreme. Your a type of person and fit a mold just like a liberal or progressive who fit a mold it's funny. He also prefaced it by saying not everyone who supported trump is a bad person. If you feel hurt by this monologue then you should Rethink your support for your side.

Kris N true

So spot on and always ON TIME!