for whatever reason I'm reminded of the captions they put on the hitchhiker's guide sequels. "Mostly Harmless, the fifth entry in the increasingly inaccurately named Hitchhiker's Guide trilogy"
did you know about partial ASDI? idk if the box has an option for it on the c stick but you should check it out if you don't know what i am referring to.
mines taking months too and i cant wait but i like to think its 2 ppl in a new york garage hand making these and thats why it takes long to make thousands of orders