Babes in Toyland - Nostalgia Critic 

and 40 of that being the price of the Zylophone...

Well welcome to the earlier episodes

@@maxcorben5274 he means the Babes in Toyland movie, not the episode.

Well it was a made for television movie.

😂 it does

But that isnt one of the many true meanings of Christmas.

julie martinez Wernt we all.

Honestly I'm still stuck on 3:10 I mean, who doesn't want to see Bill & Ted learn the true meaning of Kwanzaa? (insert air guitar)

Sounds like an episode of Friday the 13th: The Series.

Evil Containment Wave!

ziammarino I didn’t get how it relates to the movie he’s reviewing. Unless it was a Keanu Reeves reference

@Deoxys It's an image of Keanu from The Matrix surrounded by what appears to be the toxic gas and toy bullets from Babes in Toyland.

We all did

I would totally watch a Matrix/Babes in Toyland crossover.

Nah it wasn't that bad... don't be so elithist XD Even for a bait this wasn't funny - ""genuinely think"" oh c'mon XD -

wow you watched this video too?

+Solaxe S What video?

Just quoting, no need to hurt 'em. Just expressing what they thought was funny

Sad but it sounds accurate

Americans didn't get too lazy. Labor unions ruined the cost of labor.

Thats a good point.

why did the toy maker have an army of toy soldiers in the first place if "toys cant protect you" and maybe that explains the potion of evil he has. He needed her, to "believe in the toys" to grant them power. Dude this movie is fuckin' weird.

he's obviously very flawed.

rayblack2004 the whole movie is flawed

Where else was he going to keep it?

"Heh-hey! It's Santa Craus!"

Snow on snow off.

Well, why not. After all, in the Disney film, he was played by Uncle Albert from Mary Poppins.

It’s on RU-vid. The director’s cut that I found is 2 hours and 25 minutes long.

I'll go get dr Frankenstein

redloiyu654jay A regular Sean Bean.

+Spider-man Noir Streep

Had by far the most brilliant performance, Oscar-worthy.

He was totally snubbed at the Oscars that year.

SuperSparrow45 yeah I can't believe he didn't win that Oscar

Funinightmare or people who just like being scared by creepy animal costumes and a guy who runs innocent people over with his house. And love Drew Barrymore.

Yeah this is similar to the wizard of oz but wizard of oz is better especially because its older

I always want to see jonah ray and his bots riffed this movie

It IS really catchy.

It really was catchy and I remember my grandma and I watch this movie and I kinda enjoy it and sure this movie is not everyone’s cup of tea but it’s nostalgic for me because I watch this with my grandma before she passed away in 2007 and I was 7 years old at the time!

My god me too 😂

🎼🎶C-I-N-C-I-N-N-A-T-IIII...🎶🎵

C I N N I N N I N N CINCINNATI. The best town in O H I O, Ohio USA. At first they called it Cincy but since Cincy is so Nati, they called it Cincinnati so they saaaaayyyy. That’s how my bro and I sang it anyways 🤷‍♂️

Fuck yeah for that ending!

Then how come it ends with her being back home?

Wouldn't have ended with a funeral?

So the same plot as The Shack?

This comment is 5 years old. I admit that and i also admit i Love that scene and the critics reaction to it.

I just can’t believe he glossed over the fact that Barnaby randomly rides it through Toyland, flattening people.

At least this movie was a start for Keanu.

If Bill & Ted was excellent, what does that make John Wick?

@@jacksongibbs8998 Most triumphant?

What video was that from I feel like it's on the tip of my tounge

@@alexjewett7455 I do believe it's the one where Golden Age Superman met Santa Claus.

That's not a meme quotable thing... is just easy logic.

lol check out cinemasnobs channel (stoned gremlin productions) he covers bad porn movies like teenage mutant ninja turtle porn

Tristan Hartup When I first saw the movie I was thinking the same thing.

Tristan Hartup I saw this movie laying on a desk in the school I work at and had to double take XD

Tristan Hartup that says way more about how creepy you are and less about an old children's fairy tale.

It just sounds like a porno title, so what?

Kathy H Isn't that the city where the river used to catch on fire? Or am I thinking of Cleveland?

thats Cleveland, still wouldn't go swimming there tho

No offense, but I think Columbus is a better city than Cincinnati

@@DopeioThePhoneBoi it also the name of a beer

You didn't misspell anything I think

Funny thing here is that these are all foods associated with CHINESE food, and with Pat Morita being Japanese kinda seems pretty racist at first blush. But, in the end, this food Americans call "Chinese food" was actually mostly created by a Japanese-American during the internment of World War 2, so I guess I have to give the NC some good props for his knowledge of General Tso's history.

Huh, I knew that shit was made by Asian Americans, but I thought it was at least by Chinese-Americans...

The Blank King I know this is old but it's Moo Goo Gai Pan. you were close

Well I think someday I wanna go to a authentic Chinese resturant one day just to enjoy true Chinese cuisine. I know I enjoy the Chinese-American food as well but someday I wanna try some authentic Chinese food.

Toms in Wonderland

And before surfing with Patrick Swayze, he gave them a startling revelation, "I AM AN F B I AGENT!!"

Woah

Yeah, Will Smith shouldn't have turned down The Matrix.....Oh, you meant AGENT Smith!

UGH! Uh-uh.

Fortune Cookie

Jesus Christ that joke is so wrong but I love it

Seeing how that's Mr Miyagi, I'm gonna say Daniel San.

Dan Rodriguez wrong the wizard of oz was actually made in 1939

@@darkbubblepenguin9865 No, it technically came out in 1939. It was made from 1938 to 1939.

It's just a cheap television movie made in time for the Christmas season.

Lol Swedish ball

that my good country blob is a piece of satans face turned into a movie

I just noticed at 16:00 that the fat dudes buttons on his brown shirt looks like sausage nipples

+MegaTNT32 I really wish the Critic made that a running gag.

+MegaTNT32 Your profile picture fits so well!

@fuck kyle Graham 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 you are🐖💩🐖💩🐖💩🐖💩🐖💩

@fuck kyle Graham Well, this aged...incredibly well as it happens.

Or Pearl and Marina's wedding? What? Someone mentioned "wedding".

And hasn't married Tom Green yet.

There's a spider on the logo 😂😂😂

RandomWordsGaming SPIDERS

RandomWordsGaming There is also a tree in a forrest mister obvious.

Jeff E Shoot the spider!

Squid Bomb Productions It's okay pal. Not all of us can be so lucky to get a box for Christmas.

oh yes, yes... very good...

If you know what I mean. Bow chicka bow wow.

(speaking of the title) if you put it on close captioning the first time he said "Babes in Toyland" the sub titles say "baby the toilet"

i would rather watch "Toys in Babeland". ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Seen it. Not worth a rental.

He did The King and I: The Animated Movie.

ohhhh, yeah. I was thinking of the stop-motion holiday ones specifically. Like Santa Claus is Coming to Town or Rudolph's Shiny New Year.

snipelfritz in top 11 best santa talk about santa is coming to town

I wish the critic would do a rankin bass Christmas special review. Maybe this December

I'm still waiting for him to review Return of the King

1stshockarmy I dunno, rolling down the hill might make you so dizzy you upchuck.

Pinkie Pie Gyroscopes my dear Pinkie

Pinkie Pie Bah, it'd take more than a little dizziness to make me yuke all over myself. Then again the "yuking" can be easily prevented by rolling down said hill on an empty stomach. On an unrelated note, why did the creators of MLP decide to name the character, of which your pic is clearly based on, "Pinkie"? I mean no disrespect of course but, if it's just because she's pink of hue then quite frankly that just strikes me as a bit...lazy on their part. I don't mean to come off as arrogant or anything but, at least the character in mine was named after famed Hollywood film director Ridley Scott who made "Alien" in 1979, the prime inspiration for the Metroid series itself. It's just...*Sigh* I'm sorry, I've gone on long enough. You get my point. -_-

Chozo Hunter I think the name comes from one of the older series from several decades ago, and from what I have seen those were indeed very lazy.

+1stshockarmy Go ask Phineas and Ferb.

At least Spongebob has a charming personality and his voice actor is amazing. Also, his giant Pineapple looks delicious and confy too!

+Bren7080 Babes in Taxland

Babes in dealing with children begging for toys... Land.

+Bren7080 if they have bad dragon, then Im sold

+Jacob Valentine Babes in Adult Swim

Babes in Sex Toy Land

Lol!

No, that would be an actually interesting movie.

And had a tenth the budget?

He’s a woahgre

Not really. Perhaps you're just not used to seeing people in a waistcoat, because that's literally the only thing they have in common appearance wise

John Wick had some... interesting hobbies to say the least.

Great minds think alike

Shut the fuck up, furfag.

Why would they need to be anatomically correct? Unless you were planning to use them for disgusting and degenerate behavior. Fucking nasty furfag

@@LOOMING_WRAITH_OF_BAD_OMEN GTFO, normie.

"My Dick in a Box!"

Olivier Tilanus Better yet: Step 1: Receive a message from God Step 2: Carefully choose your victims Step 3: Murder some people (this can be done either directly or indirectly, so long as it's done to mimic the Seven Deadly Sins) Step 4: Find a bloke with a good life and who loves his wife (preferably one of the detectives or cops who will be inevitably chasing you by now) and become envious Step 5: Kill his wife and put her head in the box Step 6: Force him to open the box

Did.... Did you just bring the entire plot of Seven into this?

Takkuri Himare Yes, yes I did

AdoreSinging394% WHAT'S IN THE BOX!?

It took me a few seconds after he said it to get what he said and I also lost it.

Doug would never make that joke nowadays. He's way too whipped.

Hell, the *sequel*, All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 deserves it, too. For one, instead of Burt Reynolds in the lead, it's Charlie "Tiger Blood" Sheen.

Wasn’t there a guy in a sweater who reviewed it already?

404 not found that was my first thought

sunnyraven I've wanted to see him as a recurring character for every Christmas. Always try to get the critic finally do that Christmas Carol parody. He's gotta be one of the more funnier characters they had for no reason. "if you come near me again, I'm calling the cops!" "HA! Jokes on you! They're already looking for me!"

Jim Troken played the Ghost of Christmas Future. It looks like he hasn't worked with Doug since the To Boldly Flee movie in 2012.

Kimani Wilson-Hunte the orginal is even older

🙁🔫

Is that why we had the day off school?

I waiting to see that on the new season of MST3K

***** more like Jack Vestwalker lol

Xanderstrife Hahahahaha! Oh god....that was awful but I love it.

thespacebat lol

thespacebat It's simple: They are comfy and easy to wear. No wait, those were shorts...

***** do you mean Han solo?

they'd have to be looking first.

jk but seriously it's nothing.

Geez now I feel like a pervert AND a pedophile!

Nightlord14 😱 now I’ll never be able to unsee that...

That would assume that someone edited this movie. They spent the entire budget must have been spent on the actors.

Wow....that must be preeeety bad

As a Cincinnati native from birth to present day, I can confirm this is accurate.

Cleveland is even worse

Yes I am so surprised someone made that connection

He really needs to review March of the Wooden Soldiers. It’s better than this and the Disney one.

It’s weird watching this after Reeves stared in John Wick.

I want to see him reunited with one of those goofy ass Mario karts.

Itza Ushernaem Santa clause as in the one you could do for free while still in a relationship?

Maybe everything is nailed down

They never said what kind of toys... D:

🤨Wha'da'ya mean BEFORE?😏

Yup, back when Keanu Reeves was seen as a complete joke

steven adkins meh, i like it quite a bit. but I'm a food and riverfront park person, not a sopping or monument person, so to each their own