Bad Dad Jokes 2 

Maybe he already knew the joke so before the other guy got to say the joke he remembered the punch line

Unfinished joke was so good

"i feel good mr. stark"😂

Matteo Matteo yeah cause they are a big joke

Probabbly because of his accent

OHHH I GET ITTT FINALLY

Dammit..😂😂😂

When it left and never came back

god damn

Oh shit, this is the father of all dad jokes.

i lost it, actually woke my family. Ngl

I know, right? I mean I can't stop laughing at that joke like 😂😂😂

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I agree by 100%.

I used to tell that when I worked as a dishwasher.

wOw

Ace yooo 😂😂

Very nice😂😂😂

Haha

BAHAHAHAHAHA-

im choked

Im chocked 2

Bruh

miki2003pl well actually you could fart in there even if it didn’t have windows it just wouldn’t air out so the proper punchline would be why can’t you air out an apple store after farting

That was good

Trin ARMY same xd

actually thats the whole crew having fun behind the cameras and sounding stuff, must be fun to shoot that video xD

Jin's dad jokes is better ❤

Jin's dad jokes is better than yours AYEEEE LMAO

Definitely Donald Trump

Bjørn Nyeng B7G Erritsø Fællesskole, Erritsø Bygade ?

Lalrivunga Hnamte Yep

Knock knock Who’s there Orin Orin who? Your comment is unoringinal

Systex • 13 years ago you’re 1 year order than me

@Cena • 12 years ago • Updated 😂

Dadias Dadias Who?

No reply viewing or reading more. You're still working on it.

Nandita Dwiky I wish i was the dad, telling our kids this jokes 😂🔥

My dad tells bad dad jokes all the time. It gets the family laughing. An then there’s me, same sence if humor to carry that tradition.

My dad tells bad jokes to but I have to laugh

Nandita Dwiky Be proud. They will know true laughter.

these* ... grown up*

Ahmed Farhan That was the best joke I've heard all my life 😂 bison hahahahga

Milos Joksimovic I replayed it like 1000 time 🤣🤣🤣

😂

What did the buffalo tell his son be4 leaving college

It really was😂😂😂

i didn't get it.

@@-ofrenzy2983 nobody did

@@-ofrenzy2983 because an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Vegetarians eat quite healthy so they wouldn't have to go to the doctor, but if they would, they will say they feel good. that's the joke

😂😂😂

@@-ofrenzy2983 head to my toes tomatoes to ma toes

I thought he farts

Mine beats me

Two physicists walk to a bar One of them says "What do you measure electricity by?" The other, in confusion asks "Watt?"

This kinda made me cry. It made me cry internally.

@@dimitris_zaha 👁👄👁💀💀💀

Yeah that's smart i like that lol

I'm in tears send help

Hoàng Hải This is 911 how can I help you

Lmfaaao

That like years old Joke lol, not new

🤣

Why?

@@lpajnkiher4929 because it's a sneeze. Most people say bless you after someone sneezes.

@@meridgey i meant it point wise like why does it even exist.

Knock knock Who's there? Who Who who? Who, who, who let the dogs out? (Singing it)

Why?

@@User9527_ someone must have thought he felt like home and tossed it at him.

Fun fact Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down

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@@User9527_ Toilet paper is used for wiping, what crack do you often wipe with a toilet paper?

*a* very bad *JoKeS*

Jokesn't

Dishes mama

@@leptailiin didn't understand

@RicciOwns ! That was a joke long before Undertale or even Toby Fox.

Jay Barot Music im chocked

Good joke, shit delivery. Way to ruin a joke.

Yes, I agree Alex. Here’s something better Where do people die to go? A graveyard

Two Turtle Doves or maybe:? Why is a graveyard the best plaxe in the world? Cus ppl die to go there! I honestly dont know which way of telling it is the best, just trying stuff out

What place do some people die to go to? A Graveyard.

The grape they did the surgery on.

Yeah it's me yeah it’s you

???

oh boy that is a good dad joke there, it made me laugh

@Max Dubz, it’s whine and wine get it?

LOLOLOLOL

Hahahaa

OOOH NOOO OHHH NOO

xddddd

sorry i cant like, its at 69 likes, its the law, oh and its also common sense, its the reason of life, its beautiful, it might just be a number, but its a number than will never be forgotten, and will be cherished until 2069. ( merry Christmas random stranger)

Would it?

I'll give you a like since I've actually never heard that one before.

@@Mindwipe96 thanks 😂

@@babisbabinos8075 I do very much hope so

What did the dog say to the wall? Wol Wol -Kim SeokJin 3rd September 2018

Technically this is grammatically incorrect because a kid is a baby goat so it would therefore be childnapping

ARMYYY

What did the librarian say to you guys reading this comment? *Read more*

@@benjaminmoua78 ARMY

You cute

@Bjørn Nyeng B7G Erritsø Fællesskole, Erritsø Bygade maybe yes, maybe no

Mo Ali oRaNGe mAn bAD! wHAt aN oRIgiNaL jOkE!

Mo Ali Wooow, THAT'S never been said before, you're so clever and original... oh wait 🙄😂

So FrIcKiN oRaNg-IgInAl

Mo Ali DEAD MEME

Haha

Him and the pastor are the best pair. Bison.

@Omerعمر Tتكين r/wooosh

@Omerعمر Tتكين im sorry, i was talking to you.

200 Subs With No Vids 😂😂😂😂

Intellect, reason&Logic Use your brain captain obvious

@@r0098 you have 207 subs

Yeah that was kinda rude but acceptable...

Ian Lex I know the pain of being tall.

I had the pain of being short but then I had a growth short in sixth grade now in eleventh and 6’1”

6'9"

I see myself

Dito Lmfao same

makes sense with brit accent. NO-EYE-DEA.

I thought no, either

@Ahsan Bilal what do you call a blind neutered deer? Still no f**kin idea 😂

Neither anymore

Wow, that's shocking

The Maxxx e l e c t r i f y i n g

That's a powerful message

**I didn't use read more.** You died. Sorry I meant you were shocked (I still didn't use read more)

Wait

How does the elephant hide in a cherry tree? . . It paints it's toenails red.

What! You should of said :Cause they are really wood at it😂😂😂😂😂

@@cayleighmackenzie3093 no.

@@cayleighmackenzie3093 Not epic

I don't get it

what

It's NOT LEGal

@@greenleafspit8575 but that was EGGcellent

I’m the bit of paper that got skyrocketed at 5:31

Zalman Schipp I’m the flare in this mans eye at 1:25

I'm the jokes

I'm the burp that's trying to come out. 4:13

2:34 I’m the third bracelet on the guys wrist

...... that’s terrible.

huylam ho I know

Bangtan 4life I suggest going to a school for dads jokes. I’m eggcited to see the results.

huylam ho oh god we need dad joke school😂

Bangtan 4life go on, I’m EAGLE to see the results.

I don't know if other people got this this one but I sure did AND IT WAS HALARIOUS

that's a good one!!

More like "Warcrimes" "Hehahaahuhhuhuhah"

A deer with no eyes is the same answer, No idea!

Hell yeah!!

I was going to comment this

Yeah just scrolling down to find this

Same!!!!!!

Orange man bad

Jungkook's girl me too😂

Jungkook's girl I love Jungkook-

Jungkook's girl and i love jungkook

Jin jokes

I Love Jin's dad jokes 😂😂

Underrated

Ok boomer

2020: jokes

Fimau :/

Fimau Please explain the ambulance one.

Because if you bring his daughter home late, he'll beat you senseless and you'll need an ambulance. If not a hearse.

Official FBI twist: they were both women.

IDK

God dammit... 😁😂

Ohh shit ?!!!!! I tried three times 😂😂😂😂👏

Oh my god that's good

I thought it looked odd but it still got me xD

Thats pretty good

? Um ok Yes?

I Have Just my dad would say "I am right here"... Then I would say "that means I'm Jezus" We are just the worst XD

Well thats dumb

In sane same

lmfao ikr

+MISS PANDUHK I see you everywhere..

Jisoo's lost bible We share the same interests then. ;)

+MISS PANDUHK lemme guess, you're a Filipino? :)