Bad Dad Jokes 

The buffalo one had me crying

THIS SHOULD BE A CATEGORY IN THE OLYMPICS

0:56 "What did the ocean say to the shore?" I thought he was going to say "I'm not shore"

I don't trust stairs... They are always up-to something.

is it sad that I'm actually trying to remember a few of these just so I can use them because I genuinely found them funny

That moment when the laugh is funnier then the actual joke

My granddad has a heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo.

What does a fbi agent do before going to sleep? He goes undercover Edit: I have recently acknowledged that there is a similar joke to this one. Essentially the only difference being that instead of any fbi agent its James Bond. So yeah now im apparently unoriginal

Pray for me I found some of these jokes funny

I laughed at the "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick"

*Why ED is still single......* *cause SHEE RAN* 😂😂😂😊😂😂🤣🤣😂

Which country people are always in a hurry URGENTINA

Damn that Bison one did some serious damage to my cheeks 😂😂😂😂

What's Brown and Sticky? *A Stick...* (wheezes)

What did the Buffalo say to his son when he was leaving for college? Bison 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I don’t usually tell dad jokes... But when I do, he usually laughs

Why did the chicken cross the road? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT! -Gordon Ramsay

i wanna tell yall a joke about construction but im still working on it

Daughter: MOM STOP YOU NEVER MAKE GOOD JOKES Me: i made you

Daughter: Hey Dad!? Dad: yeah? Daughter: Can you make me a sandwich? Dad: POOF! Your a sandwich!

Its probably bad that i laughed hard at these

I dont trust stairs you know why? why.... Cause they are always up to something

What are you when there's no coffee? Dipresso

I love it when they laugh at their own jokes

Why is the sea salty? Because the land never waves back.

Hey wanna hear a joke about ghosts? That's the spirit

0:27 Him- "What do you call a pile of cats" Me- A *cat*-astrophe?

The brown and sticky joke is one of my favorites since like 30 years ago.

4:08 and thats what bird sounds like

What did the wall say to the other wall? We will meet at the corner

What did the cowboy scream, when he had to go to a toilet? I HAVE A *DIAR-HEE-YAW* !

Once I told my chemistry teacher a joke There was no reaction Edit: yee 7 likes :D edit 2: 1 year later and we are at 837 oke

WHAT HAS ME DYING IS WHEN THEY START LAUGHING BEFORE THEY HEAR THE ANSWER😂😂😂😂😂

I dont know why,i laughed even before the joke..

"Bison" LMAO

Everything becomes 10 times funnier when you're told it's not funny before hand.

That last one was actually good lmao XD

I entered a pun contest and made 10 entries but none of them won. Nope. No pun in 10 did.

If these were BAD ones... Damn, I'm going to run out of breath on the good ones then xd

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger then it hit me

Why is Santa's sack so big? Answer: Because he only comes once a year.

they are so amused by their own jokes

Dads everywhere: *write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!*

I found the most greatest dad joke I had ever read with my eyes Wife: I have to tell you something, i’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, i’m Dad. Wife: No you’re not.

What's brown and sticky ? A stick. 😂😂

everything is much funnier when you not allowed to laugh

Pun entered, killed 10. Pun in ten dead

I once threw a boomerang Now, I live in constant fear

The bison one FUCKING KILLED ME 😂

*"Bad"*

What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain What is it called when the pile falls over? A catastrophe

What does the fish say when the river is clogged DAM

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the basketball team? Because she kept running away from the ball

Hahaha bison. I'm dead 😂

Cried laughing!!!! That was so cute! 🤣🥰🇿🇦

Why does the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on their ships? So when they return they can scan the navy in.

This is all the material I need to traumatize my kids.

The buffalo one, its gets me everytime LOL

thank you for coming back this is the best videos ever the most underrated too

I was lying in my bed when I watched this and when I heard that bison one, I just laughed out loud 😂 🤣

What was the mexican called that lost his car? Carlos

My dad sent me this haha

those last two cracked me up😂

The bathroom humor is always the Achilles heal for my husband

hahaha that Buffalo joke!!!!! hahahahaha

I laughed at all those bad jokes 😂

The "soda pressing" one got me.💀😂🔥

What do you call a pig that does Karate? A pork Chop

What did the drunken man said to the woman? Alcohol you later

Why was the police man in bed? *Cause he was an undercover cop*

What do you call a person with no body and a nose? Nobody "nose"

I love how most of them have Dad hats too

What four letters frighten a burglar? O I C U!

*What do you call a cloud's underwear . . . . Thunderwear

1:49 he's laught like joker

That's pretty funny. I loved it this battle. I never seen before like this 😂😂😂😂❤

What did the plate say to the spoon ? "The dinner's on me"

the last dudes laugh damn he be whistlin' IM DYING

Brooo the Bison joke had me dead 😭

What happened to the italian chef ? He pasta away

KIM SEOKJIN IS THE KING OF DAD JOKES! THAT'S WHY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!! 😍😍😂😂

What kind of tree has hands?? - *a palm tree*

The brown and sticky joke is a really old one but after decades it's still one of my faves. Short and sweet.

This is so good we need more of this in our lives

So is this where Jin and Suho get their inspiration from?

I lost every time.

Why Nachos and Tacos dont get along? Nacho says: Im "Nacho" friend ever Taco: Come on, can we "TACO" bout it?

So plain and brilliant!! Actually laughed! 👌👌👌👌

*Get ready for the most funniest jokes ever* -What don’t oysters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish -Why did the lobster blush? Because the sea weed -What does a mermaid wear to math lessons? An algae-bra -What is a blue whale’s favourite james bond film? License to krill Haha funny isn’t it ;)) Ha ha ha.... This is why i dont have friends :(..

Hi hungry, I'm Dad.

Its more about the people themselves laughing than the jokes being funny thats making me laugh

The first one already had me lmao

Do you want to hear a joke? Me too.

Whats the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs Edit: Okay, so I’ve been seeing some comments saying this is copied and I’d like to clear some things up. Yes, it is copied. I saw it from somewhere a long long time ago and obviously, I found it funny. And that’s the only reason why I posted it here. It’s only because I want everyone else to have a good time. That’s my only intention. I have no wish of gaining likes. In fact, I’ve never came back to this video since the day I commented this and I didn’t even know it got that many likes. So, I hope everybody here just enjoy the joke and move on with their days. Have a wonderful day!

The buffalo one had me dead and the private tooter as well

My Gosh I got so much tears laughing out loud 😂😂😂 that's really good bad jokes!!!! ✌️💓💓

I'm going to send this to my dad. Wish me luck

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing it just WAVED.. Did you SEA what I did there? I’m SHORE you did..

The BISON got me good omfg i cant! Lmao xD 🤣🤣🤣

Damnn man thanks for sharing, it just made my day