Bad Movie Cinema Snobs: McBain (REVIEW) 

He was a dealer before being Diaz. Good to know

How did I review two films with a lead character named "McBain" and not make that joke?

Well if you ever review a third film with the lead character named McBain then there you go xP

@@FilmBrain Where's the other movie with the main character name McBain review?

That's nothing, you should see Bennett the Sage. He's really shed a lot of weight.

Him, Brad Jones, and Doug Walker are now, all bald.

Me: 12

I reviewed that one on a Movie Nights episode with Allison and Phelan - I even reference this movie in that video! ;)

+Scorpio2074 Testosteron is the bitch man....

Either that - or too many bad movies.

Not sure why Brad shaved, I liked his hairstyle

@@gaminggoof1542 It was receding. I know a lot of people who prefer to be bald than have thin hair, since the latter often looks pathetic.

Isn't Film Brain in his mid 20's? And already he is balding?

@@Humanoidfreak stress is a hairline worse enemy

The good ol days

El Ochentero like Tyler Perry, when you use cocaine, you fall asleep

Was just thinking the same thing, even has the same face shape!

I checked and she's not credited for Doug and I thought maybe Olive Oyl, but nope. Oh wellz

It's because it IS Patty Mayonnaise. That's actually Constance Shulman. McBain is in her IMDB credits.

Funnily enough, I do have a copy of Bulletproof around somewhere, waiting to be watched.

I can't wait to see your review of it.

I wouldnt describe this movie as cheap or maybe i watch such low grade shcholck troma stuff this practically is a ridley scott level production lol id say its closer to a modest budget movie and would you know it both sides did inhumane things the north vietnamese killed and ate my dads dog they also used to stick their own shit on pungee sticks so that american soldiers would get infected while also bleeding from puncture wounds .They would execute their own men for almost no reason

+UmbreonMessiah Like the actual Ready To Roll.

+TheSkully343 Yeah... no. The actual song "Ready to Roll" is owned by Universal, and it would be flagged on every single upload. (Incidentally, the song it replaces in this intro is actually "Believe It or Not", which Brad has stopped using for the same reason.) All old episodes have been re-edited to have the Mario Paint version (first used in the Transformers 2 review) to avoid this issue. The two latest episodes (Moonraker, Review of 2015) have had a specially made new theme song, which will be used for all episodes onward.

Film Brain Understandable but the Mario Paint version is still... bleh. I don't suppose you could try and find an instrumental cover of the song or a fan made remix to suffice?

Yes, it is!

Yeah, Walken's been mining his unusual persona for comedy for so long that I think younger viewers especially might not even be aware that he is such a strong - and terrifying - dramatic actor. It is worth checking out those, and he can still do it when he wants to.

Constance Shulman, voice of Patti Mayonnaise and plays Dr. Blazier in McBain.

thank you for that

no but my buddy Doug seemz to have something for her. alwayz scribbling in hiz journal about her. i am getting really worried about him lol.

Murcia doxial Was it a destabilized hierarchy thing?

Mario Wendorf no, it was a failed democracy where presidential candidates were being killed systematically along with a whole political party, bombs were being detonated in the main cities every day (litteraly, it was daily, at least 3 per day), there was more than one guerilla active and alive and had the biggest drug cartel in history, so big in fact that the cartel alone made more money than all the countries of latin america combined... it was not good

Dang! They were defacto running the country! Were you there for that time?

Mario Wendorf i was born a year later, so i pretty much missed those dark years i guess, the country has been doign the best it can to not fall apart, and despite how idiotic the people from here are, we have managed to take significant steps forward recently

*To throw back up. I left out a word. Oops.

same here

Not after what Brad said about #changethechannel. Blech.

@@captaindreadeye6264 in an alternate univere it's happening

Movies that either go direct to video or are so low tier they don’t ever have Wikipedia pages. Dumb comment

The country is spelled Colombia, with an O.

Film Brain Ah.

We're 9 years apart.

Just seemed like he was joking a bit about the age difference to create a conflict... guess not lol

There seems to be, like, two generations of reviewers... Those of the '80s, like Cinema Snob, Nostalgia Critic and Phelous; And those of the '90s, like Film Brain, Obscures Lupa and Linkara.

+SoulSukkur Colombia, the country as opposed to the movie studio, has a second o, not u.

The movie studio is Columbia, the country is Colombia.

@@FilmBrain huh. You’d wonder why the company is spelt differently

Columbia is a film studio. Colombia (note the second 'o') is the name of the republic.

Aaaaahhhhhhh. I even googled it to make sure and there was material showing the use of that spelling. My apologies. Love your work anyways. Keep up the good work!