Ballboy - The Sash My Father Wore 

Page three girls get you excited,
You support Rangers and Man United,
All you do is take up space,
With a stupid look, on your stupid face.
You had a girlfriend you really loved,
But you were a shit and she got fed up of it,
I don't know what you do,
But I know we'd be better off without you,
Without you,
Without you,
Without you.
'Cause you're a big, fat, bigoted arsehole,
You're a big, fat, bigoted arsehole,
You're a big, fat, bigoted arsehole,
You're a big, fat, bigoted arsehole,
I know,
I know,
I know.
You've got Billy tattooed on your neck,
And a Union Jack above your bed,
You've got nothing intelligent to say,
And no-one's listening, to you anyway,
Anyway,
Anyway,
Anyway.
Cos you're a big, fat, bigoted arsehole,
You're a big, fat, bigoted arsehole,
You're a big, fat, bigoted arsehole,
You're a big, fat, bigoted arsehole,
I know,
I know,
And I know you know,
I know.