this joke has been done over and over. There was nothing added. nothing removed. Nothing made creatively. No passion, this joke is seemingly robotic, static. is this how our future will be? Static humor with nothing being added, gained, nor removed? Oh i dread it, i dread it lots. Yet, run from it, try to escape it, it'll come the same. I hate you. I hope both sides of your pillow are hot, and there's an itch under your skin that constantly moves anytime you try to scratch it.
The thing about scrap being lighter than what you salvaged it from makes sense to me. Salvaging something implies that you’re taking the useful bits and throwing the rest away, so the lower weight is because that weight was all the useful bits.