Barstool Pizza Review - Prima Pizza Kitchen (Somerville, NJ) 

Rumour has it that Dave has still got to get to Stan Chiches to this very day

Dock points for places that do a re-cook. They'd be happy serving a sub-prime pizza to the regular Joe Schmo, but when Pizza royalty comes into town they bend over backwards and make more of an effort.

Nothing like a new pizza review right when you get home from work

The guy finally gets his review and Dave talks about another pizza place during the whole thing.

Stan's Chitch's got such a great promo just because Dave likes saying their name. Everybody knows the rules

Dave’s coke dealer has had a very profitable evening.

I love when pizza places do this to you. If they really loved and cared for their business they would make every pie the way it should be made.

Should serve everyone the same pizza, you deserve the score you get if Dave catches you slipping

Dave panicking about pizza places closing before he gets there is hilarious. You can tell how passionate and humble he is about his pies

I usually feel bad for the pizza owners when Dave is a hardass with sticking by an original bad/low score. Sometimes it's not their fault, like when Dave shows up late and the pizza's been sitting in the box for a long time. But in this case... the owner just made a better pie when he did it himself. He needs to train his employees better and have more quality control over ALL the pies they make, and that's on him.

Make everyone's pizza the same. Everyone knows the rules

Dave constantly repeating Stan Chitch’s during another pizza review leaves me in stitches

this is the first time spider made an appearance on camera. legendary

Literally Delucias pizza that got a 9.4 and this which got a 8.1 are 2.4 miles away from each other. LEGENDARY area for pizza!

Awesome review ! I could watch this stuff all day. It so real and non scripted. Thanks Dave

Dave is so hammered lol.

Prima literally crickets during review…. Hahaha

I love coked out Dave reviews, best ever. Everyone knows the rules!

The title music is genius. It instantly draws me in. It’s comforting.

Dave knows it snows ❄️ even in the summer time

Gotta get to Stan Chitch's, everyone knows the rules.

The pizza life is not for the faint of heart. Dave out here making the hard calls

Take a SHOT every time Dave says Stan Chiches 🥃🥂🍻🍹

Is it always just a mustard and pork pizza? Or does he also do just cheese??

When I order a pizza I will say "this is for a pizza review" so I get the best pizza possible

legend has it Dave is still trying to get to stan chiches.

I really love how dave gave it a new score and it climbed over the 8's Guy is truely an amazing person and pizza eater aha

from now on whenever my wife asks me to do anything my response will be "listen, I gotta get to Stan Chitch's"

hahaha dave is 100% on one in here, that energy level and drive lol

How much shneef does Dave go through in a standard week?

I'd like to live in Dave's world. His biggest worry in life is ordering pies and rushing to pick them up before the place closes for the night. 😅

Both looked and sounded great! Definitely a must try next time I’m in Jersey

I love it when there's no ads and it's hot Pizza time right a-fuckin-way 🔥🍕⌚

If you make pizza you gotta be ready for Dave to show up at anytime

What a awesome compliment to the head chef. Tremendous.

Central Jersey, NYC, & New Haven are now bucket list spots for Pizza.

Wow, I'm blown away! I used to live in Somerville and go to this place all the time, maybe 5 or so years ago. Impressed by the score, definitely deserves it! Alfonso's is another great one in Somerville. I would bounce between those two. I have to be honest, despite living in Joisey my entire life, and going to NY on occasion, this is one of the few spots that Dave has reviewed that I've been to, and the first one that was my main spot for a number of years... I've been watching these videos for years, so this was a really cool moment. Big congrats to Prima Pizza for getting in the 8s!

Such an adderall filled review, even his shirt is blue

"people giving me pork roll and mustard pizzas" lmfaooo

Davey boy had his dosage of speed today. You know that means quality content. Dave needs to get high more often.

One bite every one knows it’s Dave’s time of the month 👀

He's like Kramer in that Seinfeld episode where he gets free coffee

So happy to see this review. Jerry is one of the best pizza shop owners I have met. Love in every pie.

The most chaotically peaceful review with them crickets in the background 😂. Everyone knows the rules.

Nothing like a late night slice 🍕🌃

one bite, zero remakes, everyone knows the rules

So glad for all these NJ pizza reviews. I’m always driving around these towns and now I know which places to check out. Dave check out Pizza Planet in East Windsor. Love their buffalo slice.

new jersey has been killing it with the reviews you guys are lucky man.

They make a pie which is their signature called ‘The Champlain” which is like a spicy marinara and garlic and grande cheese. The plain is good but the champlain is to die for

I live around the corner and it’s by far the best pizza I’ve ever had. Amazing

Guy takes his craft seriously. You gotta respect that

Need more nighttime reviews. Feels like I’m watching an episode of the Wire , so provocative 😂

You've been doing a lot of pizza reviews in New Jersey lately . By the scores you've been giving it seems like New Jersey might have the best pizza ?

Gotta get to Stan Che che’s!

Old-school bar known for its thin-crust pizza, Italian fare & lively atmosphere with sports on TV - Stan Chitch's

Dave cruising with the sun visor down at night. 😂😂

One bite, everybody knows 3 things are certain in this life: 1. Death 2. Taxes 3. Dave filming himself being coked out of his mind.

what a rough life eating pizza all day

Dave is electrifying tonight

Everybody has a rating! “ Ill give you a 911😂

Spyder is the type of guy to offer coke to someone in rehab!

There is only one problem with my watching all these pizza reviews: I am eating a lot more pizza. And no, I don’t stop at one bite nor at one slice! (It ALL looks soooo good).

POV - You're at the library. Your headphones accidentally disconnect and everyone hears "Those are the breaks of the late night pizza gam.." before you can turn it off. One random guy from across the room whispers "everybody knows the rules".

So excited for the Stan Chitchis review

One pizza remake, everybody knows there are no rules

Dave is an amazing story teller folks. Especially when he's in a lather. Great stuff.

One bite everybody loves a redemption arc

We need more pizza vlogs from inside the car. The clip at the end in the car was awesome.

Who knew there could be so much drama in the pizza review game.

places that do this suck because the average person will just get the basic pizza, not the better "special Pres" pizza that they cook just for him.

that crunch reverberates in the cool night air

Stan Chitch’s Lady was giving Spider attitude!!!!!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Imagine driving Dave around while he does reviews from the car.

First time Dave looks 6ft in a review 👀

one “i’ve gotta get to stan chitch’s” everybody knows the rules.

So GD Funny !! Love all pizza reviews! GO BILLS!

Have to admire the owner for not giving up on making his own pizza even though he should know the rules.

Dave gets better pizza than you, everybody knows the rules.

This is one of the most exciting episodes I've seen in a while. Being from Jersey I could see how he's being

oh man I can’t wait for my boy Stanley Tucci’s pizza review! “I gotta get to Stan Tucci’s!” -Portnoy

Dave literally just blew a monster line before doing this review. Just wow.

Is it always just a cheese pizza?

That crunch was so satisfying

Hands down my favourite one. Really funny

THAT PIZZA LOOKS AMAZING

Can't wait for this Stan Chiches review now

That crunch was superb

Ohhhhhh So much respect davey ! I got family over in that part of jersey!!!!!

I love when Dave slanders his employees

I could watch these pizza reviews for days, for pizza places that I will never visit in my life. I have never been west of the Colorado Rockies, yet I can't wait for the next review for a pizza place in New Jersey to come out. I couldn't even point to New Jersey on a map.

I really like the extended footage feel to this one, not the funniest but I love seeing the dilemma of his filming schedule

I'm gonna demand the owner to make me a pizza to every place I go and see how that goes lol

Dave. Beast mode

Question chat... I live in Missouri why the Hell am I addicted to these freaking pizza reviews? Am I alone or does anyone else living in an area of the country where Dave never visits addicted to his reviews??

Lol - The story at the start!

Dave’s talking like Kramer from Seinfeld when he get unlimited coffee in his settlement 😂

“So it’s eight-o-fawww??!” Lol

Dave is a no bs man of the people

You think this pizza game is all glamour and glitz? Dave is rushing around the damn city, burning his fuckin fingers and face off, trying to get to Stan Chitches. This is the late night pizza game, folks. Those are the breaks.

And THATS WHY WE WATCH DAILY , the struggle is real