Batman & Robin vs Bane | Batman & Robin 

This whole scene is like something out of a porn parody

I like how Batman had no sense of urgency while Bane was beating the crap out of Robin...

"Now what's the next step of your master plan?!" "Crashing this franchise! WITH NO SURVIVORS!!"

Batman should sound intimidating, not like a stressed dad at the super market

Love how gordon came in screaming because bain and ivy got away after his whole police force was taken out by one kick

This version of Bane clearly has the physical strength to kill anyone in a single blow yet accomplishes nothing in the entire movie and is quickly beaten.

I would like to see Mr. Freeze in a serious Batman movie. I think he has the potential for a great movie villain.

0:12 Peace has cost you your strength. Victory has defeated you.

1:21 proof that the whole movie was a toy commercial

Solomon Grundy would have been better as the henchman than Bane, he pretty much acts like a zombie.

From the acting, the sets and the costumes.... It feels like a pre-show just before you get on a ride.

Poison Ivy is a liar. I don't recall ever finding a Poison Ivy action figure that came with, and I use this term loosely, Bane.

Crazy how similar this scene is to the meeting of Batman and Bane in the sewers in 'The Dark Knight Rises', the railing of the platform they are first standing on, the punch that Bane grabs.

Robin: I'm going solo And that kids is how we got Teen Titans

*3:15** would be hilarious if that turned him into the joker*

2:56 love how ivy doesn't kill robin because batman asked her not to :D

I totally forgot that Batman fought Bane on a walkway in this movie... 15 years before TDKR.

2:56 you can tell she was already holding her kiss back because george clooney apparently missed his cue for a second

3:25 What, Bane can talk, i heard him say, EEEXXXIIIIIITTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

Batman has serious issues throwing people to vats of green liquid 3:15

Bane is the most strategic and intelligent Batman villain in the comics. He never let his hubris get the better of him. He didn’t confront Batman guns blazing expecting his incredible strength alone to end him. He ran Batman through a gauntlet of all the people he put in Arkham asylum before finding the perfect time to strike and “break the Bat.” He even knew immediately the first time he saw Bruce Wayne that he was the Batman. That’s a secret Bruce managed to keep for years from all his other adversaries, but Bane wasn’t fooled for a second. And then there’s this Bane. He looks pretty neato.

0:04 "I'm here to fulfill Ra's Al Ghul's destiny!"

Uma Thurman seemed like she had the most fun on set.

2:48 One of batman's most physically intimidating enemies...falls like that.

“Try not to make a mess when you die!” 😆

3:27 that exxxiittt from Bane 😂

0:04 at this moment batman sees his fearless villan of all time

Chris’s acting was so much better in Batman forever. He knew this script was ridiculous

Batman. No beauty. Robin.just the beast. Me. Thanks for reminding us we could be watching better movies

2:06 - I'm surprised we don't hear bowling pins falling to this kick

George Clooney as batman is like a regular person in a costume would be. Forget about Bruce Wayne, forget about Batman, this is Mr. Regular Person

This is so bad.....That it's actually really funny.

3:24 Lmfaoo “exit bane “. “Exit 👹👺” WTF😂

0:09 it's like the scene in 'the dark knight rises' when batman starts fighting bane in the cave. Nolan was inspired of batman & robin 😅

Ah yes, I was wondering what would break first. Your spirit, or your body? 1:00

1:19 Poison Ivy: I’m a lover, not a fighter! That’s why every Poison Ivy action figure comes complete with HIM! Hahahahahahaha! Try not to make a mess when you die!

1:31 when he say "eagh!" I fealt that...

3:50 Batman: FUCK!!!!

"I'm going solo." Eventually, he did, but ended up becoming the leader of the Titans.

2:08 Gotham’s finest!!! 😂😂😂

2:15 mr.freeze: fuck these guys are incompetent

There's so much hilarity in this scene. Batman looking mildly annoyed when Bane's got him in a death grip. All the police officers falling down the stairs like dominoes while Commissioner Gordon just has this expression of "what?" on his face. I personally reckon that was Pat Hingle wondering what the fuck his career had come to.

3:16 did batman remeber when he trew jack to the chemicals

When I first watched this, I thought at first that was Mr. Freeze Batman threw into the vat of Ice Cream at 3:16 and not Robin. 😂

Let's not stand on ceremony. Mr. Grayson

A movie that is unashamed of its campiness and slapstick. Maybe it works best if we think of it as an update to the 1960s Adam West Batman.

3:16 I'm surprised that vat of chemicals didn't kill Robin or turned into The Joker

3:14 and that's how Robin became the Joker.

you know the amazing thing about this movie, according to rotten tomatoes, 10% of critcs actually liked this movie.

One thing that would have potentially saved this movie is at 3:15-3:18, rather than have it be liquid ice cream, instead make it a chemical similar to what the Joker fell in, and then after emerging, he slowly descends into madness coupled with the anger and jealousy between him and Batman concerning Poison Ivy's seduction, and at the end credits of the movie, it shows Robin alone in the Bat Cave, looking over a modified suit, complete with a Red Hood mask, foreshadowing him becoming Red Hood. Now i realize that the Red Hood from the Comics and Arkham series is the Jason Todd Robin while this version of Robin is Dick Grayson, it would still make this movie better and would have probably given a better chance for there to be a sequel to this movie. Plus, it would be a perfect villain because unlike previous villains in this Batman Film Series, Dick Grayson personally knows Batman/Bruce Wayne, not as long or as much as Alfred knows him, but still he knows him personally. That would mean he would be a more difficult villain to combat since he knows Batman's strengths, gadgets and technology, as well as weaknesses. It would be similar to the fight between Batman and Bane in the Dark Knight Rises where Batman's tactics are ineffective considering both men have been trained by the League of Shadows. Even though Robin at the end of this film finally learns to see through Poison Ivy's seduction and pheromones, the growing jealousy between him and Batman, as well as Poison Ivy suggesting Robin have his own signal, could instill a sense of new found jealousy where he doesn't want to be a side kick but rather the new Batman, and while he works to take down crime, he tries to interfere with Batman so that he can get that level of glory. I know this probably sounds stupid or has some errors in this massive paragraph but it's just an idea i had.

1:16 I don't know why that punch to the face is funny to me 🤣🤣

3:15 I sure hope that suit is waterproof. I wouldn’t want that soaking through lol

This Bane looks pretty cool That thing defiantly doesn’t act like Bane which is what kills it for me but he defiantly looks like bane

The comic adaptation was better. Instead of shoving Robin into a vat of melted ice cream, Batman just straight up decks him.

3:15 - the last time batman threw a guy into a green liquid, it didn't end so well..

3:05 lol

The guy who played Bane was a wrestler named the ultimate solution. Was an extremely large guy. He died few years after making this film.

Problem with this movie is it looks like it was filmed in some guys moms basement with 100 dollars

2:50 LMFAOO 🤣🤣🤣

1:08 yeah let’s mention how Batman is resisted to fear toxin and Pheromone dust, that tells you what Batman is; a Disciplined dark knight

This whole movie was just a massive toy commercial

they reeeeaally leaned into the Adam West in a modern age for this one but love it or hate it, you can't deny that it's thoroughly entertaining

2:50 He bash the hell out of bane with that pipe

Batman left his intimidating spray back in the batcave.

Robin post-glop bath looks like a cross between Martian Manhunter and the Toxic Avenger

1:59 Yes! Yes!

How tf do you go from Batman 89 to landing here eight years later? 😂

For some reason they made bane look like the hulk wearing a bane costume

I expected to hear "Gotham, take control" and here I hear AAARGGHHH AAAARGGGHHH

Batman: “First you’re gunna tell me where Freeze is then you’re going to jail * Robin just getting the shit beat outta him during Batman’s talk

Ivy: "Exit, Bane!" Schumacher's Bane: "EXXXXIIIIIT!!!!!" and the zombie slave exits on command of his master. VS (WHAT IF...) Ivy: "Exit, Bane!" Nolan's/Tom Hardy's Bane: **Places his hand on Ivy's neck** " *DO YOU FEEL INCHARGE?...* " Ivy: "I distracted Batman and saved you!" Nolan's/Tom Hardy's Bane: " *And this gives you power over me? Your distractions have been useful till now.* " Ivy: "What are you?!" Nolan's/Tom Hardy's Bane: " *I'm Gotham's reckoning, here to end the borrowed time you've all been living on...* " Ivy: "You're...pure evil!" Nolan's/Tom Hardy's Bane: " *I'M NECESSARY EVIL.* " **Goes on to snap Ivy's neck while she screams in pain to death.**

Let's not stand on ceremony here AAAUUUUUURRRGHHHH

2:50 Batman:Then, you have my permission to die 😂😂😂

bane Classic:more than a human B&R:just something dissapointed but still strong Dark Knight rises:savage level,super strong and look like only Batffleck batman able to defeat him.

No beauty just the beast

Robin looked like Nightwing right there.

Robin :you are a big guy Bane: aaaahhhhhhhhh!

It's a shame Uma Thurman wasn't around during the 1960's, as her Poison Ivy would fit perfectly in the old Adam West Batman show.

I like the way the cowl is shaped around the mouth and jaw in this costume rather than the later ones where it's just an oval around the mouth.

The closed captions for "Polly want a kiss?" LOL!

Batman takes out the guy who’s supposed to break him, putting him out of commission for so long, with a smack to the head using a metal pipe

"How they get away" um they kinda just walked off

All I can say is thank god they weren't beaten by Dark Knight trilogy Bane, they would've been done for

Oh, no! He fell into liquid Play-Doh or something. D:

The corniness in the script!! Oh, my, God!

"let's not stand on ceremony here...Mr Wayne and Mr Grayson"

This was my favorite when I was 6 years old. Now it's just too hard to even watch a clip from RU-vid.

I wanna see the batman-bane fight. "We have a batman-bane fight at home."

The best movie ever 😂😂😂😂

Got to say Uma did a great job portraying poison ivy she was probably the only perfect portrayal in this movie

2:06 its a chain reaction

The Batman and Bane that no one needed nor deserved......EVER!!!

“You got some real issues with women, yknow that?”

the icicles are literally plastic balloons. they run into them several times and they wave around. budget must've gotten used up on fake plants.

And that's how Robin became the Joker.

0:13 this franchise has cost you your strength, this movie has defeated you.

I still can’t believe how badly they botched Bane’s character here.

This bane can break down a wall and rip off a wall but gets knocked out by a pole. When robin was knocked into that vat of chemicals it would be funny to see his skin turn white and hair green

I just love how we're all quoting Nolan's Bane. We all wish this Bane actually acted like him. Shame it took until 2012 to show a kick-ass, awesome Bane on the big screen

You seen this 2:50 when he use a pole to knock his head, i fucking died