Battleship | First Fight With the Aliens in 4K HDR 

Giant wrist mounted blade yeah totally a mining tool

Haha.... good one i hadn't noticed that and they look like naked mole rats to boot

@@MercyWolffpersonal defense against cave monsters? Eh your guess is as good as mine

@@TheCart54321 I'll go with anything owo

To me the aliens only have depth charges fired from an artillery or mortar.

They can’t even feed themselves but sure they can make THIS, silly seaman.

Yep North Korea is starving to death and yet they are still able to create that much of super technology....Pff...Lmao

@@joonheehan9183 Well, they have a nuclear arsenal as opposed to have actual efficient training systems and programs for their soldiers.

@@aceofspadesguy4913 they simply put the money from "useless" food to the military.

@@memecliparchives2254 they got nukes, but they don't got food for their people

Wait dude how tf you're here

I searched and this movie will not have a sequel

@@yt_piticii_p1ayz501 they may say that now but in the future they could come back and say it will have one

@@xdraiderzzz8982 yeah true but most movies didn’t come back. But like you said, we’ll see.

As nice as it would be, a lot of sequels never live up to the original and are just ruined cash grabs. Look at things like star wars and independence day.

It is. All hail Industrial Light and Magic.

It is until you realize they reused several CGI scenes

@Todd m Adoration Amy and Celebration Cindy are Nancy's cousins. They love everything, indiscriminately.

@@Joe___King Gotta save money somehow, idiot

CGI meaning

I GOT DRAFTED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

Well, to be honest, they signed up with the assumption to fight Earth bound navies, not extraterrestrial ones. So technically, they didn't signed up for this.

@@eastern_xing5541 no no he’s got a point

Everyone I knew in the Navy signed up cause they were broke AF and need that cash flow 😂😂

Well, they didn't sign up to fight some alien freaks, that's for sure.

Subtle?

That's the point.. xD

>subtle Ahahahahaha

@@Bhatt_Hole p

It wasn't subtle, my man. The Hasbro logo is legit at the beginning of the film, they weren't shy about the fact that this was an adaptation of the board game.

The aliens were not military, they were exploratory. The whole point of that force field was to keep the native population away while they conducted their exploratory research, it also looks like they found what they were looking for and started attempting at contacting their species. This means that they weren't fully equipped for warfare, this is why they weren't engaging first. Their weaponry of course is limited since it is simply an exploratory mission. It would be like us sending 10 people into a forest and three of them were soldiers, sure they have guns and they can fight, but if a simple Jaguar gets the advantage it can kill that human with a gun. Does this mean the humans are weak? Absolutely not considering they have millions of other humans with tanks, helicopters, jets, bombs, satellite technology, etc. Against the full force of humans that one Jaguar wouldn't stand a chance. Humans in this movie are that Jaguar, we're not quite advanced as these aliens but the aliens only sent in a couple soldiers. So we were able to take them out. The analogy kind of breaks down though because we also have a massive military ourselves that looks like it can destroy their basic ships at least.

Errore !asteroide rainbow test 3 in quadrato!!Ufo ships destroy!!

They’re probably on a fishing trip

@@sacr3 To think that this isn’t even close to their full power……

Touch grass

Amen

If I were to make a movie as badass as Transformers, I would do a remake of this film while not by being Marvel, but by being Practical, Technological, Insane, and Michael Bay. Here's the link of how Battleship failed against Transformers: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-nPiWF86EN6g.html

@@BrianMarrino236 Steve Jablonsky was in both of the films, maybe he is why these movies looks badass

@@Simon-ix9jr I know. The music in Battleship was awesome

And like most directors/actors, he has a short part in this film.

OTOH the aliens are somehow more idiotic than a robot/drone on preset programme/track while also having tech that can oneshot the human ships arrayed in multiple bankes of 8x4 racks. hell that boarding scene alone remains one of the worst "we must defend the vital THING (engine-block?)" sequences ever put to tape. Alien is shot, it ignores, alien gets battered with pipe, it ignores, alien finally has an IFF willing to harm and it's back to blue the moment it turns around and waggles it'd cutting torch like an adult to a misbehaving child. the scene continues thusly for 5-10 minutes until they walk the damned alien in front of a canon as for some reason it's been distracted but has no weaponry or ranged attacks despite being sent solo to ????? the ship when by now the aliens have already beybladed several other ships for the lols

"Thusly?" Oxford! Yes! I caught that! @@IRMentat

Let's not forget the nerd who attacked the alien to save the Army dude. That was a good move.

My god you just melted my heart with that teamwork comment, I feel so healed and have so much regained hope in this failed race, thank God you have an anime avatar or I dont know what I'd do.

I'm no sailor and know little to nothing about how naval operations are conducted but I always wondered why they used the 5" gun instead of missiles

@@keganperry5758 I think that, according to the movie, the aliens had technology that jammed tracking and radar systems, so missiles were useless.

Doesn't the C.I.W.S. target up to about 18 projectiles at once?

Which means this movie was almost realistic.. the directors made good research

@@aileronhelicopters Their biggest sin was having Tomahawk Land Attack Missiles (TLAMs) hitting ships. You can't use a TLAM in any sort of tactical engagement -- it takes almost an hour to load a targeting package, get the missile ready to fire, and launch it. It's entirely a strategic strike weapon. Still, it's meant to be a fun movie. If you want to see what real naval operations are like, watch "Greyhound". It's set in World War II, but it was very realistic and well-done.

FUCK. THE. CRITICS.

This is one of those movies where you shut your brain off and just enjoy the big booms

eww no she wasn't. She looks like an alien.

Films like this always are. Critics love all the boring shite like Downton Abbey

Fuk those critics. I f-king loved the movie.

There are no guilty pleasures. You should not feel ashamed or guilty about your enjoyment.

@@raidenthenctzenwithinsomni4961 what the commenter meant with that is the movie is objectively bad, yet the commenter can enjoy it subjectively.

@@memecliparchives2254 Like I said, there are no guilty pleasures. And there are no objectively bad movies.

@@raidenthenctzenwithinsomni4961 what about Cuties, that movie was beyond human atrocity.

@@raidenthenctzenwithinsomni4961 That is objectively false. There are absolutely objectively bad movies.

I got a question why didn’t he fire the as gun before those uhhh how do u called those which hit his ship

too bad, should not have messed with Aliens

@@ipryan5843 highly classified unidentified bomb thingies(UBM)...

@@billyngetich1883 no they shot it when it first fired

​@@ipryan5843 Battleship AA Guns/Cannons?

Same

You're not the only one.

Battleship 2 is coming soon

Same love this movie

@@andreasgrothe9940 now that is something I can look forward to!!

I’m a little amazed that the alien horn didn’t pop hopper in the other soldiers who were in that small boat‘s eardrums to the point of bleeding the way they were holding their hands to their ears like that.

Yeah well, a warning shot is just meant to be in the direction of the enemy, not like a meter from the opponent...

You are exactly right and are the US and NATOs Standard Rules of Engagement. Do not fire unless fired upon.

I mean the aliens clearly where no here on a holiday with all those weapons and powersuits😅

they are really civilized. Anyone can agree that most polite aliens

bigger issue is that the alien crew and IFF systems were utterly idiotic as well. All that ammo, so few threats, all that accuracy of fire yet they waited to take significant hits from an obviously not-welcoming area they chose a an invasion/landing zone before every using effective firepower. Even then they had to threaten/alien-equivalent-of-shotgun-ka-chick every 10-30 seconds in each engagement to even pretend to be a threat despite refusing to run or talk. Every move was openly aggressive and antagonistic except for when it came to actually firing before taking damage in return.

@@IRMentat it’s not an “invasion”… it’s just a mining company that wants to mine our planet but only realizes too late we’re not that primitive to fight back and didn’t get to call reinforcements

@@IRMentat their mining picks, suits, drills, and blades… even their ship also has square area dynamite… it’s a mining company of an advanced race just doing their job, they thought having an “Anti-Wildlife forcefield” and a few security units would be enough to drill on earth

Alien not understand, human only do test shooting but not hit them ship, but alien think they are threat .. so alien do counter attack, but who think alien weapon is more powerful then battleship from human ?? 😂😂

@@ArsipGameAndroidJadul i had a stroke reading your sentence

fuck dem aliens

The aliens sent out that pulse first

So the sound attack from the aliens were not a weapon?

They didn't want a confrontation as they were being defensive due to them trying to bring reinforcements. In a scene it shows them glassing planets and that's what they would've done to earth.

They even honked back in good faith. It's not their fault our windows and eardrums are so weak to their weakest frequency makeshift horn.

@@tbush6657 🤣😂

@@kieranvh link or where

@@kieranvh Negative. Go rewatch that scene carefully in slow motion. The alien race that comes to earth is being destroyed by another alien race. They were the victims the whole time. I find it much more likely that the message they were trying to send wasnt for reinforcements (that would take years to reach them) but rather a message saying somthing along the lines of "Don't send a search and rescue party, its a trap, locals are heavily armed and hostile"

They assumed it was an actual attack because it "missed", they thought they unintentionally missed because their little EMP did jam their fire control systems.

The warning shot was fired after the aliens sent out a massive shockwave blowing up all the glass on the ships and fucking up the electronics.

@@Complexxx123 That was not an act of aggression, you are dealing with a force from another planet, for all you know that could be a greeting call

@@imaronic ok...? By that logic then the warning shot from the humans should not be considered an act of aggression since "it is a force from another planet and could have been a greeting call".

@@Complexxx123 no, the humans blew their horn so the aliens blew their own, then the humans got angy and shot at them

It’s not a guilty pleasure it’s just a pleasure I am not ashamed of liking it

IKR

The hate came from the fact that it used the "Battleship" name without using barely any of the facets of the actual game. Strictly as an action movie, it's really good and I enjoy it.

pretty bad actors pretty bad lines corny cheesy only good thing is the cgi for it’s time

It's a very stupid movie with amazing cgi, I mean, battling aliens in their advanced spaceships and intelligent minds and then us fighting back with battleships then winning? It's unrealistic. But it's enjoyable tho

@@alaiaaa2228 you seem like the type of guy to eat pizza with a fork and knife

@@paydenladeroute7129 the reason for the hate is cause it's offensively corporate and speaks to the popcorn munching retards who ruin the movie industry

"Yeah, no sh*t dude."

Seems like a women pretending to be a man. Very corny.

Like Alien ship:Oh so you can stop a single volley, *how about a overkill volley of this* xd

[Ding] Also, scene does not contain a lap dance. [Ding]

U haven’t watched the movie the shield generator is actually the mother ship more powerful than a us fleet

@@Digital_Arachnid yet gets destroyed by a decommissioned battleship that hasn’t been reactivated for more then a decade

they can't lock on, so missiles are not an option. only the measly 5inch guns

@@BlitzkriegTechno But the battleship has one advantage: The mothership's countermeasures can't lock onto it's rounds.

the US had a fleet of guided missile destroyers...and their guided missiles got disabled. One 5 inch gun isn't gonna cut it, as demonstrated. The battleship's unguided, high caliber rounds however, were able to inflict considerable damage, something the aliens didn't prepare for. The best option would've been a submarine of course, but I'm they could've evaded it judging by the ships' incredible mobility.

Yesey

Talk about a headache

1:15 was my favorite

John Paul Jones ship?

Eeasy modern navys are incompetent weak and boring wow you got missiles we have a barrage of shells stronger than missiles

Guessing from the battleship scene where they dropped port anchor which is unfortunately unrealistic, maybe they could have dodged it. But they didn't know that, dealing with alien invasions aren't nessesarly known in their doctrine. At least the CIWS worked

Yeah, even though their missiles couldn't lock on they still have that turret and some torpedoes to fight with

Here many say that the aliens have weapons - garbage. Absolutely agree. But there is one thing that could be voiced in the film. Take your best, most modern cannon and shoot it ... under water ... you can also shoot with a laser or plasma under water ... and see the performance. The shells of the wrinkled and fastest-firing guns under water turn into black dust within a meter. And the more "backward" weapons, the better their shells cope with the unsuitable environment ... in fact, it's all about the environment - a different density, a different chemical composition, air resistance, dispersion coefficient, displacement parameters and indicators of vortex flows. It is likely that they brought a ton of weapons, but 1.Lasers are useless - the dissipation factor has to be tested for a long time and manually calibrated. 2.Plasma is useless - air resistance indicators and the order of vortex flows destabilizes and breaks clots 3.High power railgun is difficult to use due to the moisture-saturated atmosphere, creating a polarized charged ion cloud around the installation 4. Homing missile armament is equipped with controls: a. in environmental conditions - this is the tail, spars and ailerons on it - in an unknown environment, all aerodynamics goes to hell b. in space, these are gyrostats and corrective engines; in conditions of launch from a planet in the atmosphere, they are useless pieces of explosives and electronics. 4.Contact drones remain (which showed maximum efficiency), although they do not move as they should. 5.from small rocket launcher - only grenade launcher systems for short-range fire and carpet bombing, which a. suitable for lightly armored spaceships and work on areas, sufficient to make holes in the primitive natives' space fleet b. should fly in a direct flood, without turning over, like a salvo of unguided missiles, but they have to be used in completely inappropriate conditions, somewhat by eye, because there is nothing more to shoot from the word at all. 6. Hand weapons are also ineffective due to the particular environment and atmosphere. One gets the impression that they did not want to land at all - all equipment and weapons were intended for space skirmishes. The goal of the small reconnaissance group is to take a defensive position in near space, shoot all the shells of the underdeveloped monkeys, study the environment for the subsequent adjustment of the weapons and tactics of the main fleet. But everything went to hell, the transmitter welled up, there is no fuel to fly back, the only option is to seize the local repeater with the available forces and report the situation to the command along with the transfer of data critical for setting up weapons and generally planning tactics. But here, as in the war of the worlds by H. Wells, they meet with the armored floating cannons of the aborigines and naturally rake them off the weapons specially created under the terrestrial conditions, repeatedly tested and improved, rough, but effective again in terrestrial conditions of weapons. If they explained it in the film, it would not have failed. They would simply say that their equipment and weapons are intended only for outer space and that's it. Under terrestrial conditions, energy weapons dissipate, due to other features of the environment, the rocket flurry turns into uncontrollable bullets, which are also destabilized in flight. It is shown that they are already spinning them with all their might before the shot in order to somehow stabilize, but without an accurate and long-term study of the environment, nothing will come of it. Drones turned out to be the most effective, and then only in terms of mechanical damage, and they do not have enough crowds in the conditions of earth's gravity and atmosphere, which in fact made them consumables - very expensive and limited consumables. One small mistake of the scriptwriters, who did not consider it necessary to say it, and the film rental Amba, although the fiction itself is not bad.

@@sviatshekh157 Another explanation could be that the aliens were not a military force, but a mining company. That would explain why they were not exactly armed for warfare. These pegs they shoot out could be some sort of ore extractors.

it actually did

Nope too far away bad angles no good firing solution that doesn’t involve spraying a friendly ship with a shit load of 20mm sabot rounds

Critics destroy this film

they would've all died

Ikr lol that shockwave literally messed up everything, that was an attack even if somehpw unintended. Now the F-18 pilot at the start of the movie though... How could you possibly consider, when you see something incomprehensible, to just try to fly into it randomly expecting nothing weird to happen? I felt bad for the plane, not the pilot. lmao

when did they start adding the block ii ciws to the burkes?

@@KiwisCassie After the Flight I ships were built, it depended also on the ship and it's capabilities

Nah there will be no peace with the aliens they are the invaders if not strike them first they will attack human anyway.

One modern ship would wipe out an entire fleet of Des Moines class ships without having a single shot fired at it. In any real life conflict naval guns are useless

Good, sometimes they make the aliens too OP. Gotta get that shit evened out a bit.

That's what i wanted

well we could put oBAMA AND Biden there! hahaha

Them Aliens be playing to much battleship