BELIEVE THEM!! New Indiana Jones Video Game Made "FoR a MoDeRn AuDiEnCe" 

Why do they keep telling us what MODERN AUIDENCES want when we are the MODERN AUDIENCE and we don't want that?

In other words, catering to the less than 1% and even less of that who’ll actually pay up for anything.

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?! 🧽

Made for "they/them".

Can we start using 'zombie franchise' yet?

The consoomers who buy this will play as the girl.

Just go ahead and scratch off anything made by Bethesda, Ubisoft, and Insomniac. They all do this.

​@@DonutLord03and any game that collabs with sweet baby inc

My first thought was using the poem of how do I love thee on how to explain we can tell this will be horrible lol

@@DonutLord03 Don’t forget Sony Santa Monica i.e. God of War: Ragnarök.

I think the funniest part is the hyphenated last name.

⁠@@BearPawSwipe Nice catch hahah.

@@BearPawSwipe Aw, man, why did you have to notice that? We were nauseous enough already.

@@BearPawSwipe Edward Curtis-Modern Scissorhands

He had the presence and charisma of a twig.

Part of it is true, but Todd is not the face of all gaming entertainment. I know The Elder Scrolls saga is one of the most beloved franchises in the gaming industry, probably next to Fallout and few other great ones, but Bethesda's recent track record is not hopeful for the future: recent Fallout 76, Deathloop, Starfield and some more are a testament to quality degradation within the studio. Sure, there were some good ones, like Doom, but in recent years their track record is getting worse and worse (especially with recent grabby practices of monetizing free fan creations for personal gain). That says a lot about them and the direction they are going for. Perhaps now that they are a part of Microsoft, maybe Spence will straighten them out a bit, but if he won't - I'm afraid it's gonna be the time to let them go and look for your entertainment someplace else.

@DanielZenMaster I was being sarcastic.

Harada with Bamco: I'm not giving toxic Eddy fans their fave character that they DEMAND..... ALSO Harada: Shows Tekken 8 dlc with Eddy Gordo right outta the gate. Tekken 8 has me concerned regarding woke, pink box-sporting Bamco 👎👎

at least not pre-order.

At the very least, don’t give big western developers any money, and a bunch of the indy ones either.

Most gaming companies turn to rubbish when they get too much money

The game will feature a female lead who dares Indy to "keep up" and bails him out in several tight situations. She's what drives the story forward and Indy just happen to come along for the ride.

Yep

It'll suck more than he does, which is saying a lot.

It would be great to take the piss out of, then again it could just be an abject waste of time.

That might be a bit high, mate🤣😂

So they are making a game for about 2 people.

Helps my wallet recover every time

​@snakedaemongaming6590 ya know... that's the best thing about all of this... I'm not spending so much money on all of these new titles coming out yoked with the ABC crew ideology.. if it's got it in it I pass on it and keep playing the games I've always had... it's almost as if the entire industry is trying to tell us to enjoy what we have and really appreciate them.

And for "normal" Gamers it just means: AVOID

That not diverse enough. It'll be half a dozen black people with shades dancing with your coffin in their back.

... happened to Israel in The Bible. It's how the Hebrews found themselves as slaves in Egypt for over 400 years.

Aka,...the human races enemy😜

Oh yes and it's very foreign. You might even say otherworldly.

The Pride flag is a gang tag pure and simple.

Down down goes the statue of George III.

To be honest he didn’t even have to speak to know that 😆

raiders of the lost arse

As soon as I saw that abomination, I knew I wasn’t going to waste money on the game.

Attention seeking kids

As soon as I saw the gameplay I knew it was gonna be dog

Nope, social engineering has really has effectively reprogrammed these people. And not just to think it but also to keep constantly saying it. Its like an infected person who can't help but want to spread the infection further.

Lol he's definitely *one of them*

he said audience as in one size fits all

They understand, and they don't care. The point is to push "the message", consequences be damned.

It’s not about the money.

Death knell - the bell that is rung when someone dies...

​@@wmethshitlord3421: The fact that they keep pushing this despite the financial losses indicates to me that they're trying to normalize bad entertainment and the majority of people aren't buying it.

I was hoping that Studio cease to exist afther that garbage, i supuse its much to ask those days

the wolph messaging was pretty atrocious. it was like how can we signal ef whyte ppl without making it overtly obvious

Well one outta three Wolfenstein games for them.

Oh,feckin hell!, i didn't realise they were the fuckwits behind youngblood ( oh wow, I actually threw up in my mouth a little even saying that name!, the only way to enjoy THAT pile of dogshit is with a soundboard and sarcastic sense of humour, and even then it's a struggle snuggle!)

New Order + Old Blood were badass AF. That Youngblood was a total turd and we knew it before it ever launched. Guess which 2 of the 3 games that I own....

"Out of it's misery" is what I think you meant to say.

The woke AF game, too😆

And away from children

​@@jimthar17homophobic kid

​@@SilentSpringzmore like you lot here cringe

"Just here to get me bits tickled"

Because then they would have to have a personaility.

Because they are sexually frustrated people, normal people would not care as much

Narcissists

Because they want validation and affirmations and to be applauded

Most Rappers.

Movie studios have said it before, that they're making something "for the fans," but delivering them nothing but jangling keys between rounds of DEI/ESG bullshit.

We’ve seen it- what was that European Knight simulator game? There are games that do well that aren’t corrupted by this woke garbage, but we just hear about the big names.

underrated comment. would love to see this attempted by a games studio. would be a smash hit even if the game was rubbish. 😂

⁠@@tylerskissI think you mean Kingdom come deliverance. Comes from a country which hasnt been infected by the woke cancer yet and you can actually say things like: “Black people have no place in a game set in medieval europe.” and not get screeched at or whatever tf is happening in the us. Some of the devs were also involved in mafia series (except for mafia 3). I recommend giving these games a try, they are pretty good and their remake of mafia 1 is on par with capcom remakes of resident evil. THATS how remakes should be made and not like rockstar with gta for example.

Baldur's Gate 3 KINDA did this since its based on D&D, which has been played by countless people across generations. Modern game made with the sole purpose of PLEASING FANS. But, I haven't seen any AAA game studios outright promising to cater to traditional audiences.

This

Politics is no stranger in entertainment (gaming) industry, only now its focused on cultural politics. You don't find all those anti Soviet war (arcade, flight sinulations, FPS, etc...games just an accident?

Ah yes Indiana Jones, a series about an archeologyst who fights Nazis, not political at all

Yeah Indiana Jones, the guy who has fought communism and nazis isn't political at all. What does this video have to do with politics at all?

@@HBMPaladin We also have plenty of games where you terminate na.zis, when you make historical based games you need an enemy and there aren't many to pick from you know...

Casual "sat on the fat end of a wine bottle" enjoyer.

And then at some point she's going to beat Indiana to death with a golf club

hahaha, I will lose my shit lol'ing if this how it actually turns out to be

Spider-Man 2 in a nutshell

Excellent call. You've already seen Indy's old version getting lectured and slapped around by Strong Female Protagonist in Dial of Destiny, now witness young Indy getting the exact same treatment. Let's also make an early call on the following: you will be playing as Strong Female Protagonist for more game time than the titular character (see Alan Wake); Indy will spend half the game pathetically apologizing to Strong Female Protagonist (see Spider Man); in the endgame, Strong Female Protagonist will deliver the finishing blow to General Bad Guy, while a helpless Indy watches curled up in a fetal position (see Wolfenstein); ending will be solely focused on setting up a possible spin-off sequel for Strong Female Protagonist (see Gears of War), where Indy is finally put to his rightful place to serve as a mere cameo. And if they ever make a sequel afterwards, they will bring in the cavalry and double down hard on the gay/trans/black/woman SJW shenanigans until it's coming outta your ears (Spider Man, The Last of Us, Wolfenstein, Horizon, you name it).

Girlboss shit with a pussified Indy.

Mental Illness haircut

Honestly, just saying "made by the guys who made Youngblood" was enough to tell me to not buy this game. God that game is shit

Didn't know it was connected to Wolfenstein (love the old games btw) but got a very distinct vibe from all the Nazi stuff in the trailer (+ hammer throwing). While it was fun, I thought it was also somewhat unoriginal - Indy Jones is Indy Jones.

You think she is a self insert of this dev?

@@LanceD188 So true

Yeah but games take years to develop so they were likely WAY too far in when the movie flopped to do anything about it. I'm not saying it's right, just that timing wise there was no going back.

@@jimthar17 I believe you are right. Change skin and some story/dialog, but it is Waller Bridge game.

*Them:* That's because it wasn't modern enough!

Do you think that they don't know it already? Do you think Disney lost billions without knowing what happening? They got the infinite money glitch already and they just use it for purposes someone wants at high up.. very high ones..

@@hades4438 As a Christian, I have my own beliefs on who those “very high up” people are. (Satan trying to make everybody woke and against God)

they DONT CARE for the sales, understand it once and for all. Money comes from the B megafund and the V megafund and S megafund, ALL ultimately from Average Joes pension fund. The big finkelsteins will not lose a single cent on this propaganda.

Money is not a problem for the secret global elite

Thing is, it's not the customers they have to market to nowadays - their primary 'customer' is BlackRock and Vanguard, their asset managers. It makes sense from a marketing standpoint because in the modern age these asset managers dictate the rules of the market. It's not about the customers for these companies, it's about survival.

It straight up hurts.

If that bankrupts the corrupt, let it.

These companies will go broke eventually unless their messages stick. They have a lot of cash to burn

New things are rising up from the ashes of the old.

Witness the power of your wallet! Also, save your friends and family from these crap games.

Coming Soon After After: Walmart begins to scrap every copy on their store shelves.

@@Knight_Kin It’s a raging success! Game of the Year!

Oh it does They just don't pay for this tripe any more than we will

You're correct. They are CREATING the "modern audience". It is called social engineering propaganda. They are engineering (brainwashing) the minds of young impressionable kids with this garbage by constantly force feeding it to them through all avenues of entertainment and media. The agenda is real and right in front of your eyes, literally everywhere.

This "modern audience" is a minority that solely exists on social media and doesn't consume anything. So, yeah, they're marketing to nobody, lol

Even if they did exist, the would be the most fickle, malevolent and downright psychotic demographic a company could curry favor with.

Its a euphemism for the minds of people that they want to socially engineer: our children.

These kinds of people have built a new filter bubble on Mastodon to keep their close minded view of the world alive.

Why do you care so much about the LGBTQ community?

@@danielj8085 when did I say I cared? Think you might be on the wrong channel mate.

@@TheToyZone00 You definitely care because of how bothered by it you are. It's quite honestly disgusting how you think of the community.

@@danielj8085sounds like a you problem…surfing the comment section to find confrontation. You amuse me 😂 my problem is with wokeness In general. Now good day sir.

​@@danielj8085Their existence is the meaning of word disgusting lol😂

10000000000000% correct sir.

And probably calls out "lolicon" on Twitter while defending actual cp

Yeah, but I can't help but miss fat AZ. I mean that video of all the FNT crew riding him as he's flying through the air is CLASSIC

Az is going through the air fryer.

Dudes looks like hes lost like 60-70 pounds between now and his Starfield rant. Giving up all those energy drinks + exercise was the key for Az I think.

Agree! Well done and congrats 🙂👏

Bodytype AB- 😂

Ugly AF and meant to make the dev-person with the agenda look markedly less ugly by comparison?

Just play uncharted 1-3. There's your Indy games

Wolfenstein franchise also has nah-zees as bad guys, and they still massacred it with wokeness and SJW shite... Need I remind you of that infamous "pregnant woman showdown" scene...

@@mastertoci I.......was unaware of that one. I don't own any of the more modern Wolf games, except I think i got old blood for free (but never played).

It probably will. Since they get to screw up more than just special effects, script, story, dialogue, characterization, flow and plot. They also get to screw up the game engine, do insufficient Quality Assurance (bug testing), have a bad game play loop, bad UI, bad level design, the works. It's not just a matter of whether the game will be worse than the movie, but how much worse will it be.

​@mirceazaharia2094 hell, they could even get it to brick people's consoles and pcs.

Even better, it's a fun game, too!

I own the gold edition of that one 😄

It's still a buggy pile of garbage even if it isn't woke.

You sold me on kingdom come deliverance. I love it when devs give the middle finger to woke activists.

@jaxonswain3408 idk how much it is rn... and I'm sure you can get it on discount from a place like cdkeys. It's not perfect and very different feel than a fantasy game like skyrim. But it is fun and enough content that you'll get your money's worth probably.

Absolutely correct. State of him

Yep. The only way this is going to end is when gamers _stop_ preordering, and buying this dreck. Hollywood has learned the hard way that “FoR a MOdErN AuDiENcE” doesn’t equal profit. I predicted that Alan Wake and Spider-Man was going to be a wøke bait and switch, and look what happened… it was. Gamers need to wake up and vote with their wallets, otherwise we’re going to be dealing with this for at least another decade until people get sick and tired of it.

In other words - tourists.

The problem is that so many people are suckered into paying up for game pass....which in reality is just a way of getting people to pay for games way in advance over a gradual period of time, regardless of whether the person ends up playing/liking the game or not. The average person only buys 3 games a year, the rough cost of a years worth of Game Pass Ultimate. But as we know, they will increase the subscription cost little by little, bit by bit. It's a long term gradual plan. And it works. Not only do people pay up, they actively defend it and tout it as "the greatest deal in gaming".

@@ricardojaye305 I hate how right you are.

i think people should be more concerned about what kind of mods that dude has in mind for shortround...

They're trying to beat the Forza group in their hilarious mishandling of the Fable series. Doesn't matter which is worse; they're both losers XD

​@@ricardojaye305That's why I don't pay for Game Pass. 😊

Tbf they were forced to made Youngblood like that by BGS

Even if it was the most amazing game ever to exist, why support a company that admits to openly hating it’s audience and searchgin for their mythical “modern audience”?

@@Kuru20134 And with Toddy as executive producer, they probably will again.

The dipshit spawn of BJ that isn't the Doom Marine bloodline. Those two are too stupid to procreate.

Young blood was made primarily by Arkane Lyon (the developer making the new Blade Game) with reused assets and code from Wolfenstein 2. I don't want to put that failure on them at least.

More than lecture. They want to brainwash.

Lecturing isn't enough, they want to indoctrinate.

China versions u mean? Wel kinda the woman bs will stil be there. Just no gays and black people.

That's a damn good idea they should also do that for movies too rated W for woke & rated N-W for non woke & everyone would be happy 👍

@@scifiguy26 They already let you know which ones are woke movies. When they start saying before the movie ever opens at theaters that if it fails and does bad it's because of various -phobes and -isms, you know it's a woke movie.

Well knowing bethesda redFail and starFail nothing to worry right?

@@ArielCleirighAnd Failout 76’s dumpster fire 🗑🔥

@@NorseGraphic Facts.

Imagine folks here being homophobic in 2024 cringe 🏳️‍🌈

@SullenMoon353 I hope they never make another Austin Powers movie or show. Even with Mike involved, they'd never let him make with due justice to the movies we already have. I'd be like remaking Blazing Saddles. It's an impossible task.

lol, was thinking the same!

I knew I recognised him from somewhere!

Its okay. She will accept the truth eventually

make some more

They cant be more obvious, Gina for vagina.

Maybe he'll Joel'd by a gorilla woman. That's a reference to Baker's other greatest character

Well said

Even Lego Indiana Jones 2, which isn't even a bad game, is a much better game than this one. Lego Indiana Jones 2 does at least have a Level Creator feature, but the levels in the first game are better. 2007-2013 is the best period for Lego games, because then we had Lego Star Wars: TCS, Lego Batman 1 and Lego Indiana Jones 1, along with its first sequels (Lego Star Wars: TCW, Lego Batman 2 and Lego Indiana Jones 2) and a few other great games (such as the Lego Harry Potter games, Lego Marvel Superheroes, Lego Pirates of the Carrubean and Lego Lord of the Rings). Every game that came after Lego Marvel Superheroes is either okay or mediocre.

Better yet, Indiana Jones and the Emperor's Tomb. The true 3D Indy experience

@@jase276 I have no doubt it's a great game, but I've never played it.

@@Satans_Legion_of_Evil I love Lego Marvel Super Heroes. That game got me through all of 2020, put a smile on my face the whole time. "What do you mean the world is in tomorrow because of an unspecified virus from an unknown origin? I have to save Manhattan from Galactus!" Such a great game. My favorite game that came out of Lego post Marvel was Lego Batman 3. That game does get a bit of a bad rap with Lego gamers, I have no idea why. I'm playing Lego The Force Awakens right now, which is a pretty good game, despite it source material. I would love to play Lego Incredibles, DC Super Villains and The Skywalker Saga but I don't have the proper systems for those games.

Oh it has been going on for a while and I am pretty used to it by now. Basically every IP I loved in my childhood has been subverted and ruined like Indiana Jones, Star Trek, various games, etc. On the positive side it has encouraged me to check out older books, series, and movies, and try to make something of my own.

I was thinking the same thing. They did a really good job with their first couple of Wolfenstein games but then you could see where they just went completely off. The rails woke in the next few. I couldn’t even make it through the last couple of games.

@@thomasjefferson2676 I hope it haunts them every night that Totalbiscuit, who's no longer with us, absolutely DESPISED The New Colossus despite praising The New Order. He gave TNO his personal GoTY, which in turn convinced me to give it a shot. TNC was one of the last "WTF Is ..." videos (his version of a review) that he did before he passed from cancer.

Whoa what happened to wolfenstein? I haven't played that game but really want to

@@VilaToro64 TNO was pretty good, TNC started okay then jumped the shark hard, twice, and Youngblood put power levels in an FPS and replaced Blazkowicz with not one but two "strong female protagonists" that I swear were the same character.

@@patchmoulton5438 Not to mention they've been CoD clones for a while now with more focus on story than gameplay

yeah but then people will realize that the 19th amendment was a mistake if they did that

maybe that's the challenge if you're on ozimpoque

@@hehheh382 - I heard that ozimpoque has some nasty side effects. The runs for life, among other things.