BELISARIUS CAWL: TRUST ME BRO I DON'T USE AI, XENO TECH OR INVENT STUFF 👌 | Warhammer 40k Lore 

That's how he knows the brain scanning worked! 'cause the most Guilliman thing in the world a Guilliman AI could do is impotently scream about rule-breaking.

Any every time Cawl is like "nah, you won't. You'll be pissed, sure, but we both know I am too useful"

​@@thewerdnaI feel like if GW ever decides to release a new faction it should be Hereteck's and their leader should be either Cawl or the Cawl Inferior. Because honestly Gilliman is the only thing standing between Cawl and the full wrath of the Inquisition and if he turns on Cawl or vice versa...

i read that in Sam O'Nella's voice like in the fish jenga skit

Guilliman: "What'cha got there?" Cawl: "...a smoothie?"

@@hugotheimpecileone I think about that bit every day

@@hugotheimpecileone "INQUISITION, IS THAT FKN PRIMARCH JENGA?!" "nNO...?!"

He even feels guilt about the fucked up shit he does, he doesn't stop, or hesitate for a second to do it again if he thinks it's necessary. But he does know it's messed up.

@@CheezquakeIt’s why he won’t stop making copies of his only actual friend, cause he is sentimental that way.

@@thejestor9378 he also goes out of his way to annoy that primaris marine in The Great Work because he doesn’t want him to be afraid of him anymore

The most loyal servant of the Emperor.

Or "trust me bro". That is the answer to questions like: you found this technology? You sure that's not AI? You did not used heretical technology/geneseed?

More like: Hold my servo.

Hold my lubrication oil.

Hold my oil magarita

No, just no. His is more like, let's break lore. Don't worry about the inquisition, or how to equip 900000 marines, or make the lore flow into an era where that can happen, make him the one not dogmatic guy and somehow everyone else can't make anything besides this guy. Mary stue at it's finest.

Because he has given orders from Emperor himself and he knows that his soul exist.

@@BloodyArchangelusWell, I mean it is common knowledge that most humans in 40K have souls

@@FriendlySwarmlord even blanks have soul. It is their shadow in warp which is toxic for immaterium. Basically they are too grounded. Xd

Just Geth Staked a random servitor on the furniture in a rush as Guilliman walked in the door ignoring the "hold on a sec dont come in just this second give me a minute" excuses 😂

Considering he only has one... x)

Did you just call winking blinking with one eye 💀

*blinks in lying*

@@DeathOfAVolleyballI think it was translated. I thought the same thing lol

@@DeathOfAVolleyball bloody auto correct. Never works when it’s needed

"Your Aura is off today, bro"

"You would protect me, right, Roboute-sempai?" UwU 👉👈🥺❤

both the cawl and guilleman inferior know that they are not the original. with guilleman inferior always shouting at cawl for the MANY violations of the law he commits aswell as saying that if guilleman knew of him he'd kill cawl

“We robots gotta stick together, right Girlyman?” “Cawl I _know_ you know that’s not my name”

The most chaotic of gods

I DON'T CARE WHO THE FABRICATOR-GENERAL SENDS, *I'M NOT PAYING TAXES.*

@@RolandTheJabberwocky send the Arbites I don’t give a fuck- Cawl probably

In what Video did He say that?

Now I'm picturing this as the "what's your name!?" bit xD

​@@Tenlaius606"What's your name?!" "Szarekh!" "Fuck you Szarekh!"

“What!?” “What’s. Your. Name?!” “Belisarius!” “Fuck yoouuuu, Belisarius!”

​@adbjr12 Well that was a belly laugh. Thank you fren. ❤

He learned from trazyn "Who are you? How did you get in here?" "I'm trezyn the infinite and im trezyn the infinite"

@@samtrue3I’m sorry ma’am. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn’t dead then.

Well that side-steps/creates several problems if it knows it's not the original. The whole Mauler Twin situation in Invincible comes to mind. Thank goodness it can't move on its own.

I fuckin love the guy so much.

And is probably still one the least corrupted characters in 40k.

I mean, he *literally* had Big E tell him, "You're never going to betray me, you're ride or die my man". If you had the avatar of your god tell you, "Whatever you do, we're still bros" wouldn't you feel a lot less stressed about committing an occasional, or frequent, moderate heresy?

​@@Tkelly5 I mean, its a chicken or egg situation, but generally if someone says something about who you are currently ajdnin the future, referencing who ypuve already been, its just reinforcing who he already was

@@Tkelly5 frequent moderate heresy sprinkled with the occasional turbo heresy for sure

That's... oddly specific...

Even in death- I still serve.

The grav tanks need to look like the astrues super heavy, the only decent grav tank in new lore. The rest are terrible.

@@tarektechmarine8209bro why are you even in the hobby if you clearly hate it, youre just spreading negativity all over the place

@@jewosjowos2832 cause clearly I don't hate 30k, or 40k, 42k however... So no, I will spread my negativity and logic where I see fit.

@@tarektechmarine8209womp womp

Line Open-helllo-Belesarius Cawl speaks-What do you require-FUCKING WHHHAAAT!

Who you gonna Cawl?

And then I Cawl him on the cellphone.

​@@JM-nothing-moreCawlbusters?

​@Montyandrew45 No, we're calling the C'tan busters.

fact😂

That was literally a commercial Games Workshop did. “You can’t just solve all your problems with more Primaris!” “The hell I can’t!” _smacks Primaris button_

GW more likely... x/

I remember that official Warhammer ad It was literally just the “Haha X go brrr” meme

I loved that commercial

Goddammit now I feel bad for the GuilliAI.

GuillAI: someday, I will figure out how to upload myself into a loader and you are so punched.

@@sessy01 🎯

It only really helps because Cawl had to Nerf it so he could actually talk to it without it Just freaking out on him all the time

Haha, Cawl has to screen his ideas so he doesn't piss off the most tolerant Imperial official.

Damn, the Spider be angery.

Would be funny if The Lion met that Gulisuit first

and he has to keep reseting it since its a copy of guilliman and thus is super pissed at cawl making and ai.

​@@bug1494 I doubt he resets tho. They both know that cawl is vital for the imperium at thw moment. And cawl isn't ashamed to flaunt that to either rowboat.

Line Open. Helllo! Belesarius Cawl speaks. What do you require? FUCKING WHAT!

Ppffftttthahahha 😂❤

We should upload Bjorn to cawls mind. Binary evil laughter

So is Abbadon ,Kharn,Lucius the Eternal, Typhon ,Ahriman and any chaos space marine that remembers days of Horus Heresy.

@@jerzyksudak945 for the chaos marines it's not actually that because most of them have been whithin the Eye of Terror, thus warp-ruled space and the concept of time is very random there. Many chaos marines have experienced just a century or two since the Horus Heresy, some experienced a few millenia but not much more. So unless they're HEAVILY mutated by chaos they wouldn't be able to still be alive for 10 thousand years (and even then it would mostly be the ones corrupted by Nurgle). One of the best example for that is when Sigismund fought Abaddon and died, he was more than a thousand years old, quite weakened, and Abaddon had pretty much not aged a day since the Heresy by comparison.

Cawl I think is still older

Cawl is still older by a hundred years or so. He is indeed likely the oldest currently living member of the Imperius save the Emperor.

He's "Don't care, didn't ask," and "Not to worry, I have a permit" memes smooshed together.

Just a little guy!

S'one hell of a trench coat...

Ooofffff.

Is this confirmed in lore?

@@sulrana1812 And for my next trick, Celestine x Sanguinor smut!

They feel the void dragon

orc "technology"

Tech Priests when they see Kin Tech : 🤔 🧐 🤨 🚨📮

​@@aninternetuser8102 Their waaagh field is a feat of genetic engineering that not even Big E could harness

More "I hope this doesn't awake anything in me..."

Perform holy rite of percussive maintenance.

Goddammit now it's looping in my head lmao.

As for lore breaking, 110%. Him alone does everything, equipping 9 legions worth of marines sure writers.

@@tarektechmarine8209 They explain it well in the books. He had 10.000 years to do all that, no time-nonsense either. Thats a very long time to finish the project.

@@floriannarratio8062 Again, wy doesn't everyone else know, why doesn't everyone else help? How come he is the only dude allowed to innovate? How did he get equipment for 900000 marines without the inquisition or help of entire sections of the mechanicus, why does he get to innovate when somehow the rest of the imperium stagnated until he came,. None of it fits, don't give me mandate of the primarch because those same sons of the emperor brought down the empire. So why is he that good, where is everyone else just as good as him? Surely there must be at least a group of 10's that are just as old as cawl and have even more resources in the mechanicus, out of a trillion of techpreists where are those that match cawl in such a great project that even beats the emperor himself, even the emperor would've never thought of putting metal inside space marines(that can give shrapnel, perfect for killing you and slowing you down in the fake idea of wolverine that doesn't work here). So no. Cawl Must and neeeds to be retconned. 100000 years means nothing, time does not equal progress, anyone who believes that is the most ignorant.

@@tarektechmarine8209 bruh, if we take a far conservative estimative he had finished the primaris project about 1000 years before guiliman ressurection it would still mean he could get about 900 armors per year, that is absolutelly nothing wen you take into consideration the size of the imperium, which is about half the galaxy at that point in time, you may think 900000 equipment is a lot but within the magnitude of the imperium it is nothing, hell he could fabricate those equipment himself at this rate, he would certaily have mining and forge equipment on his ships to do it personally with that amount of time, not even accounting for his personal fleet crew, 10000 years is a lot of time to get the resources necessary ingot by ingot, the way you say its as if calw completed the projects within one week of awakening guiliman and did so without any kind of equip at his disposition and had to rush for a emergency cargo haul at a discount

Aw hell naw he put all the spare unlucky from the blueberries into the lamenters to see what happens

"Whoops, lmao"

I swear guys, he had no part in experimenting weird stuff on Space Marines. Oh no. No surree. X)

And then another on James Workshop

They had an earlier video talking about gene father

You mean like pulling enough equipment for 900000 marines, I think it's pretty clear how he works. Plot holes generators and easy coincidences. He just happens to be the only dude that is that old and can innovate, not stopped by the inquisition, or the gene banks of terra, he just is that good. Great men do great things, but Cawl seems to be the greatest in every field. Mary sue.

⁠@@tarektechmarine8209My favorite thing about 40k is how people dramatically misunderstand how the imperium works so whenever a person is capable of anything they’re just a Mary Sue it’s great

@@kmoney890 So you're telling me that all those other forge worlds have the capacity to make 900000 marines? Why haven't they? What stops innovation when cawl can? I'm not misunderstanding, it's written to fit his mary sue story. I dislike him more than any character, so no. it isn't misunderstanding. It's trying to understand how a backwards thinking imperium would allow cawl to exist yet somehow the rest can't innovate. Why don't we have hover tanks before cawl if you claim I fail to understand. Better yet, help me understand because I don't think you even can.

@@kmoney890people don’t understand what mars is and how they work.

To be fair, nothing human would be able to last 10,000 years. As far as he cares, "He is Cawl, Cawl is a human. Nothing matters beyond that."

Fun fact: chimeras had the aquatic keyword in older editions

Damn

In my only war- dark heresy- imperium malecdictum campaign, party have made friends with a group or death watch marines. We have a white scar tech marine that just loves souping shit up to go faster.

I can confirm that salamanders do have tech marines but I don't think there's any that are named

@@mederiksirois4199 Disappointing but to be expected knowing GW lol

There's that Grey Knight perpetual that's probably alive and the Blessed Lady of the Word Bearers is alive too (heretic tho). And whatever the fudge is going on with Vulkan.

@@Vaino_Hotti yea I don't know if the grey knight is still canon last I heard he hasn't been mentioned in any codex for multiple editions, the lady will probably die in the scouring and who knows what's up with vulkan he is one of the few who is alive.

It doesn't make sense though. If he can do why wouldn't others? Those forge worlds actually have the capacity to equip 9 legions, cawl does not. Bad writing.

@@tarektechmarine8209 Equip 9 legions of what?