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bert: 5 reasons not to buy the dart zone pro mark 3 

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@beretnarf
@beretnarf 3 года назад
As per usual, this bert video is satire. I will get around to an actual review but many other creators have put up their own in-depth reviews already! Thanks Dart Zone for sending me the DZP MK-3 because I'm sure this is the promotion you were looking for...
@Firelord91021
@Firelord91021 3 года назад
b e r t
@charliemaybe
@charliemaybe 3 года назад
b e r t
@jaymarvel2424
@jaymarvel2424 3 года назад
b e r t
3 года назад
Hey funny hat man... where's the 5 raisins? Skittles? hu? I see a ton of those but no raisins! WTF? False advertising! Click bait. I want RAISINS!!! What do we want? RAISINS! When do we want them? SOME TIME DURING THIS VIDEO!!! See! the people want raisins! Mr Funny Hat Bert Man, Raisins!!!
@deleteduser3455
@deleteduser3455 3 года назад
Bert needs to be a hvz villain
@outofdarts
@outofdarts 3 года назад
CLOSE ENOUGH! Taste the Rainbow!
@RyanZibell
@RyanZibell 3 года назад
Very few people have this blaster in hand! The more you know
@suunj1302
@suunj1302 3 года назад
Lol
@yokoiwabuchi2877
@yokoiwabuchi2877 3 года назад
How is this comment here before this video was released
@georginahuitron4800
@georginahuitron4800 3 года назад
Skittles
@killerfroggaming6397
@killerfroggaming6397 3 года назад
Skittles
@outofdarts
@outofdarts 3 года назад
Your editing gets funnier and funnier. Great video!
@MichaelsMadness
@MichaelsMadness 3 года назад
L u k e
@LordDraconical
@LordDraconical 3 года назад
When you said clipazine my heart smiled
@georginahuitron4800
@georginahuitron4800 3 года назад
Yes. Lets just hope Coop doesn't find out.
@GameKnight07
@GameKnight07 3 года назад
Zineaclip
@MichaelsMadness
@MichaelsMadness 3 года назад
D r a c
@shinyhero306
@shinyhero306 2 года назад
@@georginahuitron4800 is coop against clipazine?
@ohsheet9240
@ohsheet9240 2 года назад
Shinyhero306 yes
@raymondfortunato2721
@raymondfortunato2721 3 года назад
I am now calling it the Zone of Dart’s Mark Mark Mark.
@GameKnight07
@GameKnight07 3 года назад
Mark Mark zone dart mark of Mark 3 mark
@raymondfortunato2721
@raymondfortunato2721 3 года назад
@@GameKnight07 mark Dart Zones Mark dart the new accurate zone of darts mark dart mark mark
@GameKnight07
@GameKnight07 3 года назад
@@raymondfortunato2721 Mark of Darts Mark Zone new blaster the dart Mark of zone Mark Mark Mark
@beretnarf
@beretnarf 3 года назад
who is mark and why is he a dart zone professional?
@GameKnight07
@GameKnight07 3 года назад
@@beretnarf hmm who is mark
@andrewwinrow4167
@andrewwinrow4167 3 года назад
dont like batterie powerd or springer? just throw the darts bro
@Albert-yu1cg
@Albert-yu1cg 3 года назад
just use a pump pneumatic blaster
@luisamador8460
@luisamador8460 3 года назад
I know right! People are just too lazy these days 🙄
@Albert-yu1cg
@Albert-yu1cg 3 года назад
@@luisamador8460 an electric compressor and high pressure air tank?
@beretnarf
@beretnarf 3 года назад
if i throw darts my arm gets tired
@Albert-yu1cg
@Albert-yu1cg 3 года назад
@@beretnarf would you be annoyed if someone claimed that all the "springers" using air cylinders weren't true springers by making a direct spring pusher powered blaster?
@FamilyFoamsport
@FamilyFoamsport 3 года назад
Bert, have you considered using elastic powered blasters? I’m sure you could fit the MkIII with a band and notch system to replace those batteries and flywheels.
@beretnarf
@beretnarf 3 года назад
i do have an old rubberband i can try fitting inside
@ddm_gamer
@ddm_gamer 3 года назад
I miss air powered blasters
@FamilyFoamsport
@FamilyFoamsport 3 года назад
@@ddm_gamer this is a great idea, you could just blow through the buffer tube on the mkiii to fire darts
@blaster-time
@blaster-time 3 года назад
Yessss! Finally a review that addresses the real issues, thanks Bert!
@Spartan412
@Spartan412 3 года назад
Consumer friendly: ✅ Modder friendly: ✅ ᵇᵉʳᵗ friendly: ❌
@beretnarf
@beretnarf 3 года назад
why do they never consider my needs?
@Spartan412
@Spartan412 3 года назад
@@beretnarf #BallisticBallProMKiiii
@ultratoa
@ultratoa 3 года назад
2:54 When you need to intimidate the other players on the field but your flywheels aren't loud enough.
@Jacqueline_Hyde
@Jacqueline_Hyde 3 года назад
Can't wait until we start getting the dart zone pro Matthew, Luke, and Johns
@smittzero8463
@smittzero8463 3 года назад
I wish my blasters were full of Skittles right now. Guess I need to pester Dart Zone for a European release
@887363
@887363 3 года назад
I am so glad you put this out first, way better than any actual review
@beretnarf
@beretnarf 3 года назад
I was planning for an actual review but I quickly realized that everyone else was going to do that. So I said screw it and mixed it up!
@jonathanwieler8315
@jonathanwieler8315 3 года назад
This is the review I was waiting for
@LightningEagle14
@LightningEagle14 3 года назад
I like how beret has to do disclaimers everwhere now because people thought bert was a serious character.
@detroitdartworks
@detroitdartworks 3 года назад
Bert, do you feel the skittles are a bug or a feature?
@beretnarf
@beretnarf 3 года назад
personally i didn't ask for them but others might like it
@Jackalblade9
@Jackalblade9 3 года назад
And this is what I needed today!
@GovernmentalMoments
@GovernmentalMoments 3 года назад
b = better e = epic r = reviews t = truth
@butterknife_mtb_rc
@butterknife_mtb_rc 3 года назад
The very first bit of the intro killed me, still laughing after the video🤣🤣🤣
@skillzflux415
@skillzflux415 3 года назад
First the nexus pro... Now this? What the F dart zone? Are trying to make Bert sad on purpose?
@beretnarf
@beretnarf 3 года назад
perhaps these blasters are not for me
@yaboithunder5608
@yaboithunder5608 3 года назад
In the battery tray there’s an xt-60 connector for a 3s lipo battery if you unscrew the alkaline tray.
@FrontlineFoamBlasters
@FrontlineFoamBlasters 3 года назад
Finally some good, informative content :) Keep it up, Hat!
@izziewolf2834
@izziewolf2834 2 года назад
Thank you so much Bert for helping me save money! Im gonna go buy an Elite 2.0 Warden instead!
@ShadowMajere
@ShadowMajere 3 года назад
Lmao skittle holding buttstocks must become a thing. Like when you store candy in your AEG Grips that don't need the motors 🤣
@FoamFlingingHS
@FoamFlingingHS 3 года назад
Yes I was waiting for a bert episode on this blaster
@Lankythepyro
@Lankythepyro 3 года назад
Beret: *finally gets given products from major brands* Beret: *makes a spoof video telling people not to buy them*
@beretnarf
@beretnarf 3 года назад
wait was i supposed to tell people to buy it?
@Lankythepyro
@Lankythepyro 3 года назад
@@beretnarf obviously. They gave you something so now you are officially their property. That's how it works.
@MakeTestBattle
@MakeTestBattle 3 года назад
FINALLY! Someone tells it like it is.
@chilledburrito
@chilledburrito 3 года назад
If you unscrew the battery tray(just unscrew the one screw that keeps the battery tray in place) and you can connect a lipo to the connecter that the battery tray uses.
@SilverFoxIndustries
@SilverFoxIndustries 3 года назад
All the likes!!! We couldn't stop laughing. It's Bert review or Nothin. :)
@Buxt8224
@Buxt8224 3 года назад
Hahaha, Bert. You are a delightful troll and I love your channel
@gdfish3532
@gdfish3532 3 года назад
thanks for making this video. I was going to buy this blaster but the stock being full of skittles is a dealbreaker.
@yummehcheezman
@yummehcheezman 3 года назад
thanks bert
@beretnarf
@beretnarf 3 года назад
you are welcome
@ConeyDawg
@ConeyDawg 3 года назад
The only review I need.
@monkeytroncollective3865
@monkeytroncollective3865 3 года назад
How can you dislike Bert?
@beretnarf
@beretnarf 3 года назад
with the dislike button
@tacocat8884
@tacocat8884 3 года назад
you can put the lithium ion battery in there just take out the battery tray and theres a little port that you can plug the battery to.
@Burasta
@Burasta 3 года назад
Finally, the expensive Skittle storage I have been waiting for.
@sojibro4811
@sojibro4811 3 года назад
the Bert videos are golden!!!!!
@faultedtoast45
@faultedtoast45 3 года назад
Beret intro: Hi I’m hat and I’m wearing a bert. That’s close enough.
@unknownlord123
@unknownlord123 10 месяцев назад
"I'm hat and i wear a bert" lol. blaster full of skittles? that sounds yummy.
@ericvandenavond8748
@ericvandenavond8748 3 года назад
I lost it at the skittles part. Truly unexpected.
@notmuch_23
@notmuch_23 3 года назад
Honestly, how many people that buy the DZP Mk. III are going to keep the battery tray intact and NOT hollow it out for a LiPo pack? I really think Prime Time Toys should have made the AA battery holder an insert with an XT60 male plug on it, to connect to the XT60 female plug just under the insert, (EDIT) and they _totally did!_ Why did I ever doubt Prime Time Toiys?!?
@nimbizol811
@nimbizol811 3 года назад
They did that tho
@notmuch_23
@notmuch_23 3 года назад
@@nimbizol811 They did? Guess I need to watch more videos about it...
@nimbizol811
@nimbizol811 3 года назад
@@notmuch_23 ye
@hisinger889
@hisinger889 3 года назад
When can we get the official Bert hat? These are the real questions, instead of why we should buy a mark ark dark lark from dart mart.
@beretnarf
@beretnarf 3 года назад
official bert merch pending hasbro approval
@ZakLeek
@ZakLeek 3 года назад
This was hilarious! I laughed so hard at the Skittles bit! As always, you are the master of satirical comedy, you manage to cross the line just enough... and then completely fall over it! Thanks you so much for this video, definitely the best about the MKIII so far. 🧡🧡🧡
@beretnarf
@beretnarf 3 года назад
glad i can be of educational services
@Blasterhub
@Blasterhub 3 года назад
This made me happy
@sillysalmoninc.
@sillysalmoninc. 3 года назад
Bert: says Salmon Me: oh hey it’s me! Bert: licks the Salmon Me: uhhhhhh…..
@StampMan1023
@StampMan1023 3 года назад
This video was HILARIOUS
@jonathanwieler8315
@jonathanwieler8315 3 года назад
I need this blaster! It makes free skittles!
@searingphoenix3543
@searingphoenix3543 3 года назад
I feel like there is critical Information missing on magazine compatibility. I imagine the routine Time magazine issues will fit just fine folded over in the full-sized magwell, but what about others that are larger, such as Cosmopolitan or Oprah magazines? I imagine that premium periodicals like National Geographic or The New Yorker with their glossier and heavier pages make them too stiff to comfortably fold in half and would lead to feed issues, but I might be wrong. Similarly, clip compatibility is a concern. How many chip bag clips can the magwell comfortable hold? Please update.
@beretnarf
@beretnarf 3 года назад
apologies for not showing my full testing. unfortunately after this review i dropped my blaster and it caught on fire so now i can't test it anymore.
@stephenratliff486
@stephenratliff486 3 года назад
This is the review we wanted.
@luketanton4056
@luketanton4056 3 года назад
Ngl I had a straight face till b e r t said he was really hoping it would work with the rotary drum. I cracked up. Thanks for the laughs
@applesamsung5637
@applesamsung5637 3 года назад
Gotta learn the 5 RAISINS
@therealthermic
@therealthermic 3 года назад
"hi im hat, and i wear a bert"
@uttertravestynerf3026
@uttertravestynerf3026 3 года назад
Bert I'm literally shaking a crying rn, thank you for warning me the mk eye eye eye is red I had no idea
@beretnarf
@beretnarf 3 года назад
you're welcome, just doing my job
@nathannipp8884
@nathannipp8884 2 года назад
I think the jokes are better in this video than your Nexus pro bert video.
@graemecunningham1463
@graemecunningham1463 3 года назад
OctoBERT 1st
@Firelord91021
@Firelord91021 3 года назад
I didn't see this was a Bert video at first and I thought the mark 3 was actually bad.
@BlasterShow
@BlasterShow 3 года назад
Can't wait for the Mark Mark Mark Mark.
@33legion
@33legion 2 года назад
LOLOLOL, Skittles in the BLASTER?!?!? That's hilarious, man! Haha, good one! That was COMPLETELY unexpected, LOLOL! Great joke!
@jeffersonderrickson5371
@jeffersonderrickson5371 3 года назад
dartzone mark Whalburger
@tripleBification
@tripleBification 3 года назад
Gosh darn it that was funny I hate to admit it!!!
@kalbricks8113
@kalbricks8113 3 года назад
I have a whole bunch of of extra batteries, so this is a definite purchase!
@goldenscout7484
@goldenscout7484 3 года назад
wow this blaster is so bad!!11!!! the deploy is so much better
@ARockyRock
@ARockyRock 3 года назад
ye deply is best blaster
@LegoDeskProductions
@LegoDeskProductions 3 года назад
quote of the day "reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......." -Beret
@rokushou
@rokushou 3 года назад
Silly Dart Zone, everyone knows skittles belong in the the foregrip and not the stock. What's next? Fidget spinners mounted on the sight instead of the takedown pins?
@beretnarf
@beretnarf 3 года назад
it's true, the mk1 does offer a more unique skittle storage space
@puggo.5408
@puggo.5408 3 года назад
Watching this after walcoms review lmao
@beretnarf
@beretnarf 3 года назад
let me know which was more informative
@arydavewalten
@arydavewalten 3 года назад
Hello im hat, and i wear a bert
@Scarlet_goose
@Scarlet_goose 3 года назад
Your supposed to put the batteries in the nexus pro barrel
@goldberg91
@goldberg91 Год назад
ah yes, 5 raisins not to buy that
@killerfroggaming6397
@killerfroggaming6397 3 года назад
I found 10 raisins in my raisin box so this video is inaccurate
@beretnarf
@beretnarf 3 года назад
pls don't tell anyone
@breadoffender2738
@breadoffender2738 3 года назад
One hour and no hate comments! Success!
@syarizansulaiman6554
@syarizansulaiman6554 3 года назад
Nice one 😂, I'm already pre order from Malaysian who live in USA .
@jameswalker7266
@jameswalker7266 3 года назад
Drac is very sad when you say too much red😂
@Carcharodon
@Carcharodon 3 года назад
Hey Bert, since all of these are Marks, which one is the best? Is it better to make a DIY baby named Mark?
@beretnarf
@beretnarf 3 года назад
so many marks, my favorite is the mark wahlberg
@BoardGamesBricksHobbies
@BoardGamesBricksHobbies 3 года назад
This... was... beautiful!
@plehem4965
@plehem4965 3 года назад
5 reason why you need to buy❌ 5 reason why you not to buy✅
@Obozo_Gaming
@Obozo_Gaming 3 года назад
"Here's a Battle Scout Clip, everyone has one of these." *Me, who hasn't bought Nerf I'm almost if not over a decade* Yeah....
@zesea5276
@zesea5276 3 года назад
Wait bert if u don't like springers or atuo then do u like stringers?
@beretnarf
@beretnarf 3 года назад
i think so
@ЦарьВасилий3
@ЦарьВасилий3 2 года назад
Bro, rip out the battery tray and you'll find an xt60 connection, you can connect a 3s lipo battery to the dart zone pro mark III, and get slight boost in performance.
@strongarm_11
@strongarm_11 3 года назад
This is so funny for some reason 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@RPBaseball_14
@RPBaseball_14 3 года назад
Take the battery tray out and there already is a pre installed 3s lipo slot thingy
@SofaPop.
@SofaPop. 3 года назад
I love these shitposts. 10/10
@homelee665
@homelee665 3 года назад
As the mother of three children, this is the kind of information that I need to know.
@cringeycronk6710
@cringeycronk6710 3 года назад
I’m sorry they make us use an entire 8 batteries but DONT give us a magazine to shoot batteries? Inexcusable
@Ian_aviation
@Ian_aviation 3 года назад
thank you for this video I think it will be cooler if you make nerf wars
@specs.weedle
@specs.weedle 3 года назад
thats odd mine is full of spiders
@mrcrunchies8688
@mrcrunchies8688 3 года назад
Balls 👽🤝🐛
@MichaelsMadness
@MichaelsMadness 3 года назад
That’s it, if I’m paying $130 for a premium blaster and I can’t shoot skittles, is there even a point?
@samuelelder9434
@samuelelder9434 3 года назад
I sense an air of sarcasm
@mrdinosaurproductions9507
@mrdinosaurproductions9507 3 года назад
This is why beret is awesome. Humor.
@jrock6426
@jrock6426 3 года назад
I’m glad that this is just to troll people
@carterskindle7086
@carterskindle7086 3 года назад
I feel sorry for the people that can't tell this is a joke.
@Stacey_-bf2mb
@Stacey_-bf2mb 3 года назад
You had me in the I’m gonna lie
@realcool27
@realcool27 3 года назад
Did you know? The thumbnail says 5 raisins not to bye the dart zone pro mark 3
@RandomVidsforthought
@RandomVidsforthought 2 года назад
It's buy not bye
@Dibdab9303
@Dibdab9303 2 года назад
*dart zone pro mark mark mark
@poggerfrogger9327
@poggerfrogger9327 3 года назад
bert.
@skye1491
@skye1491 3 года назад
Huh that's weird my neighbors house justBOOOM
@nolanmacphee9418
@nolanmacphee9418 3 года назад
Does it shoot vortex disks?
@beretnarf
@beretnarf 3 года назад
it might but i forgot to check
@DJReRun
@DJReRun 3 года назад
Oh Bert... Will you ever learn? 😝
@DJReRun
@DJReRun 3 года назад
Yes@Red Samurai, I realize that. 🙄
@DJReRun
@DJReRun 3 года назад
Easy@Red Samurai. I think it's safe to say we're here for the same reason. I really enjoy "bert's reviews".
@beretnarf
@beretnarf 3 года назад
i cannot learn what does not want to be learned by me
@underground_americana
@underground_americana 3 года назад
Number 5 hit hard 😔
@mydogisdoug3449
@mydogisdoug3449 3 года назад
Mustache bert
@timothyscott1951
@timothyscott1951 2 года назад
Skittles....blast the rainbow lol
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