Bert Kreischer Exposed Himself On Jake Paul's Podcast 

I can always count on you to give us ur biased opinion on the podcast secen your hating on bert saying he isn't funny but he's been selling out arenas for almost 3 years straight you I think you honestly hate bert because he is successful

@@Lilstitchy626nobody thinks Bert is funny. He’s massively cringe. He is popular though and people go to see a celebrity in person.

@@billfrench1069 yes some of the things bert does is cringe but to call him unfunny is just insulting

@@billfrench1069 I think you are jealous of Bert success because he actually is winning following his dream the guy sells out arenas do some people think his comedy is bad yes but comedy is subjective but you can't say a guy is unfunny when literal fact and tickets sail prove otherwise

Bro..... Jake paul is a real boxer regardless of how many of you nonfight fans with your perfect noses say he isnt. Tough luck, hes a real boxer. Anyone that trains for over 2 years straight is.

Shoutout to the young bull

Shane and Bert are the same person. Shane just has self awareness.

​@@HowsYourFaceFeelShane seems smarter in general.

LMFAOOO shane is riding berts coat tails.. spot it.. lmfao

​@HowsYourFaceFeel Do you have brain damage blud?

Cirrhosis King

Definitely false advertisement.

more like liver peasant

And he copied Randy from trailer park boys with the whole fat guy with no shirt gimmick

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"He has no jokes" That's such bullshit. He just wants to rest, which he absolutely deserves. But Louie's brand of humor is all perspective.

na louie was famous for writing an hour, perform it and dump it, he was one of the first of this new wave of once its on the special, throw em away, louie probably genuinely means that@@simplenough

@@sangun123 exactly. louie is famous for putting out a special, then scratching that entire act and opening with his closing bit while developing a new hour.

@@simplenoughHe had a 3 year rest….

@@BabaLoochi not really. He was working in clubs that entire time

Louie is one of the greats the fucking balls on this guy 😂

To be fair, it's not asking him to open but just to be part of the festival once or twice . I mean, it's not GREAT but it's not like open for me at the Chuckle Hut or something.

That Louis gently reminded him his last show was going to be Madison Square Garden too is also hilarious.

I did not know that this Bert guy with one of the biggest comics in the world. Thinks alot of himself doesn't he?. Of course I still listen to Norm and George Carlin people like that that are really funny.

That's insanity. If Bart was opening up for Louie, I would arrive late just to miss him.

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Agree

Frrr

Yet here he is with multiple successful comedy specials, selling out arenas for his tour, and sitting on an 8 million dollar net worth while you're writing anonymous comments about how he isn't actually funny for 23 likes on RU-vid Make it make sense 🤷‍♂️

@deinojohnson1638 ur easily entertained shows lack of intelligence

Any king that has to say “I am the king” is no true king

He literally is tho and he also said that he shouldn’t be doing arenas but he is lol. Y’all love to hate so much. Bert ain’t funny at all but y’all just hate too much

I dk, tom segura to me is much worse being full of himself but since this youtuber thinks he's actually funny then he gets a pass. The point is being "funny" is very subjective as I'd much rather go to a bert show then a tom segura show any day of the week. With that said i dont think berts that funny either but the point still stands.

@@cheeseballs9579Bert isn’t filling arenas it’s the dozen real comics on the lineup. Bert is a theater comic at best without Gillis, Normand, Attel etc to sell tickets

@@imnotbenavery9220 Bert most def sells arenas lol. He is no doubt one of the biggest comedians in the world, and no where close to the best. My mom and all her friends are in love with him. He has a huge audience wether you like him or not

Stav is just as gay

Stav is way funnier

​@@trublu3483he is funnier by accident. His laugh is funnier

@@windycity708773what are you 15? Foh 😂

Pedestrian , but yes, he definitely has a really inflated ego, but look who he hangs out with all the time. His two best friends are egomaniacs

and his club \

He basically created a new era where the club comics are prospering and the UCB/Improv lefty comics only do well in TV or other avenues of entertainment.

​@@kenbrock5441they all suck. Rogan clan and improv too. Joey Diaz , tim Dillon, norm and Dan soder Louie ck . Now that's actual talent not drawn out nothingness...

Joe is the least funny of all of them - none of it makes sense. I will give him credit for introducing me to Tim Dillon, though. I'm grateful he aired the Meghan McCain skit.

Each person you picked have never really been with Joe like that. Apart from Bert. Who's never been funny and schaub. The rest are funny though. Look at joey diaz and theo guys are on top. Tony hinchcliffe is killing it too

@@beardywally Duncan Trussell too

​@@beardywallyyeah ur right, however i definitely cant say i havent said similar things as i very much do blame rogan for shaub. Also rogan is going down his own rocky path like with elon musk for example like omg joe just suck his dick already, its getting that bad where joe literally lets ppl just say the wildest shit ever n be like hell yeah. The pt is rogan is also going down hill relatively fast these days having cia plant dipshits like mike baker on like 12 times in one year n having absolutely no pushback to anything to also believing just about every damn stupid meme n promoting it like its facts cause he thinks it is. Lol funny but also sad.

​@beardywally tony has grown on me. He is more self aware

And Joe is still relatively chill

you guys only started saying this after that dude called him out on his pod lmaoo. same words n everything

​@@misanthr0pic hive mind mentality

@@SunnyJ45 it’s so weird bc they act like they’re not repeating what someone else said 😂 like it’s something new and profound. they jus like andrew in that way

@@misanthr0picidk i’ve been noticed that shit i quit listening to flagrant months ago because of that lmao. he goes “yooo” and than says the most basic shit of all time thinking he’s aristotle. that and the weird like dick eating

​@@misanthr0picman, RU-vid comment sections are wild, most comments are written in an almost identical cadence and verbiage of the creators of the video, pathetic lack of critical thought

My grandfather comes home from his job for his week and drink all day until he leaves and sometimes when he’s overseas crazy he’s 56 bud

keeping the "partier" trait is a fantastic way to mask a serious problem until a certain age. i'm an addict and could probably pass it off as partying at my age (mid twenties) but carrying it into later years it's just... not remembering how to hide it anymore, i think. or being so gone that you don't realize that your lie died a decade or two back. i would feel sick bragging about my drinking even now though and only half bc the booze causes nausea

Yeah I stopped partying hard at 23, and last party I went to was at 28.

​@sidoniegabrielle269 Well said. People that party hard into their 40s & 50s are usually mentally ill in some capacity.

Same, I stopped getting shitfaced and partying around 25-26. I can't imagine living like that for decades. His organs are hanging on by a thread.

How's that working out? He was playing at seafood restaurants 😅😂 Edit: and his gringo papi is the lowest rated "special" to date

All hail BAPA

I wouldn't call what he does comedy

*Bert*

Comments like this are exactly why brendan and Bert are a disgrace to stand up

Oh yeah. He drinks so drown out those feelings.

Is it still imposter syndrome if his self-doubt is warranted?

I'm pretty sure this is exactly what Bert has been running from for his entire life. He may be asked to tag along by all his comedy buddies but he never quite fits in the way the rest of them do and he can't figure out why or how to fix it.

@@gingerleamcwow435he’s part civilian

@@gingerleamcwow435 that's how I see it too.. but people eat it up and go to his shows, but even then if you don't feel like it was earned .. you have those doubts

Exactly. It's just disrespectful lmao. He sees himself as one of the gods of comedy. Unreal.

Bert is completely delusional. That's not even close to the craziest shit he's said. He's said multiple times that he thinks his kids should die when he dies because no one besides him should be alive if he's dead.

Exactly

For real these guys act like they’re serving in the marines or something, it’s preposterous

I'm so dissapointed with comedians these days, so many drama queens talking shit about each other and whining

​@@pr0l0gue they are elite tier1 members, remember there is only a thousand of em according to their daddy rogan

damn, you just called them jesters and nothing more

​@@pr0l0guePREPOSTEROUS!

It's his whole shtick. Being a fat drunken dumbass who takes his shirt off and still parties in his 50s. His fanbase is basically the same--people in their 30s-50s who are alcoholics and want to hear the machine, listen to other party stories, and only listen to Bert's comedy because they don't know any others. He's this generation's Jeff Dunham in the sense that a TON of people only listen to this one comedian because of their shtick.

Yeah right this guy is the most biased person on the platform he is telling you a guy who has been selling out arearinas for years is in funny this criticizes people he doesn't like this guy's content is the worst I only go to him to get his one sided part of how he feels about the person

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@@Lilstitchy626Taylor Swift is selling out insane amount of arenas and doing huge ticket numbers… she has a few catchy songs that aren’t bad, she’s not like horrible but anyone that isn’t delusional would not consider her to be one of the greatest artists of all time. Bert figured out his gimmick and an audience that enjoys the show and has ran with it. That doesn’t make him a great comedian he’s good at his brand. He said it himself that these arena acts wash out the talent as it becomes more about the show than the content of his comedy

@@ktmdevon ok so it made that he actually told you that he thinks hes great comic you would rather have him do this woose me the fact is he is honest with himself and his audience and I can respect that

@@ktmdevon you would rather have comics not tell you there true feelings about there career

Bert is still a lot more bearable than Tom

​@@ThisIsNotYourFriend2 Unbearables 1 Cave

@@GG57 😂

Dude PERFECTLY put! I was such a mommy back in 2018/2019, but maaaan they have just fallen off. Christina has never been funny, but now she just bitches about everything she thinks is "woke" while living in a mansion her husband bought--as if her life is so hard. I was HYPED for 2B1C when it first came out, I was like "They're finally doing a pod together!" And then like 6 months in I realized it was just Bert talking over Tom the whole time, saying the same shit, being delusional, and just not funny. Both of Bert's specials fucking suuuuuuck and Tom's recent Sledgehammer had maybe one or two good jokes. I'm all on the Shane Gillis and MSSP train now. Shane's probably the funniest comedian in the game right now.

@@sydurgraham7760 Thanks dude. About 4 months ago the mighty algorithm started showing me Shane Gillis clips and it didn't take me more than about 48 hours to get fully on the Shane Train. Then MSSP came into my life, and to this day that is pretty much all I binge when I'm not sleeping or at work. The amount I laugh with Shane and Matt compared with even the best days of Bert and Tom is staggering. I'll still throw Burr's MMCP and Jeselnik's JRVP in there (sorry Gregg) because I think they're both excellent, but YMH and Bert have pretty much exited from my brain at this point

thank u!

I didn’t even realize he only had 100k subs. I never look at the sub count thought he was at least 500k. Hell get there someday I’m sure

He doesn't want competition. He probably tells them not to go on JRE too.

He's afraid of new talent coming in

What are you talking about they're basically the same person just Stavvy has a little bit more self awareness

@@nickg1743nah cuz stav is a crowd work guy. Bert just cares about himself. Bert actually believes he’s a beast of a man

​@@nickg1743stav has actually said things that are funny before though

I really like Stavros’ material, but his laugh ruins his bits for me. I can’t explain it. It just irks me.

I first saw Stavros on one of the No Presh podcasts and instantly loved him. He's amazing.

I never thought it was that funny from the start solely because he speaks like that pathological 10yo we all knew growing up. I just can't believe a word outta his mouth lmao

although i like to call bert out, the machine story has been verified by multiple people, its true even if he put a lil extra in for jokes @@MrM1lkcoupon

I honestly liked his last special a lot. I know it’s the minority opinion on our internet comedy crew but I cried laughed at times 🤷🏼‍♂️

You dont need talent when you outwork everyone for 20 years...your gunna be a success when everyone else gives up

I never thought it was that funny either. He speaks like a pathological liar, and based on his friend's accounts, he is one.

Dave is not an arena act, but I doubt that's something he wants. It's more analogous to a one hit wonder asking Pearl Jam to open for them.

You don't have to be an arena act to be a living legend my guy. colin quin does the tour too, he's also way better than bert. people just do it to have fun and make money it's not a symbol of who's better than who.

Ay dawg. Keep my nigga Tom Meyers name outcha mouth.

Tom will see this I guarantee it lol

jakes not talented

@@-SidneyPrescottye he is

@@-SidneyPrescottactually he is very talented and dedicated. Now is he Floyd-Canelo, no. But to say he’s not talented is wild.

​@@-SidneyPrescotthe is

got u beat been her since 17 lol jk but fr lol

Thank you! :) I really appreciate that

​@@jobean5073you must be miserable.

@@slowmotionradio73heh, you’re talking to his first subscriber here buddy

this guy and 2lazy2try !

I don’t understand why people still go to comedy shows in arenas. It’s a miserable experience.

i'm an alcoholic and seeing bert makes me genuinely look into AA meetings and sobriety man it's scary imagining turning into this

@@sidoniegabrielle269 take this reply as a sign : I am a recovering alcoholic. I just celebrated 10 years a couple months ago. You can do it (and you must). I did 90 in 90 AA meetings (90 meetings 90 days) and it was a life changing 3 months. Let me know how it goes! You got this!

thank you, it's been a trip and I appreciate that !

Whoa … this was rough for me to agree with but damn

The only ones who truly make me laugh anymore are Redbar and Dillon.

@@dukx3986 And Shane Gillis

bert will be remembered, but he will be remembered more in the way schaub will be remembered than someone like louis will be for example

I'd be very interested to hear who your other two favorite comedians are.

​@@TYBG85😂😂 for real

Probably shaub and Pauly shore 😂 shore is ok but he is entitled due to his mom owning the comedy store for so many years.

@stephencharms7545 I don’t understand what you’re saying. I didn’t say anything about having 3 favorite comedians and state that Bert was one of them or anything. My favorites are all old like Carlin, Pryor, Norm, old Eddie Murphy and Robin Williams. Newer comedians favorites are Bill Burr, Kevin Hart, Jimmy Carr and probably 1-2 I can’t think of right now but I’m sure you get the idea lol

Thank you! :) I appreciate that, I don't know if we'll ever get to 1M here but I enjoy trying to grow and trying to get better.

What's your channel called ?

@@comedyenforcement just keep going ! You will get there man, I know it.

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He said he is one of the biggest, which isn't the same as best. He's not wrong in terms of ticket sales, but he can't seriously mean funniest.

I watched his recent Netflix special and it was so boring to me , I wouldn’t waste my money on a ticket to his show

Frat boys & other college kids, divorced husbands who never grew up

I agree with this, anyone wanting to go into comedy, or approach Hollywood, needs to remember it's called the rejection grind for a reason. It's an extremely competitive industry, and also will cost a lot of money to participate in, in many cases. Burt said just that and he wasn't wrong. He said nothing about talent, so this video felt nitpicky and unnecessary.

Or he could be trying to brainwash young comedians to give up because he knows its less competition... Warning or sabatoging

He's telling them to quit because he made it with zero talent and he's assuming they're as bad as him

@@Mikeyjfox1 exactly

Weird take 🤷🏼‍♂️ Without the internet we’d be stuck with 1950s morning newspapers. I mean you’re right but kind of like, no sh1t. Serious question, what’s your point (I could be missing something)?

@@smittyjdj remember Eddie Murphy did raw n it got released in theaters n killed, Chappelle didn't need internet or Chris rock or Farley, n a shit load others, none of these Rogan guys never gave me a chuckle

@@william3253 Raw and delirious were beyond great. I think because of the internet we just get much much MUCH more than what was essentially handpicked for us and force fed. We have SNL to thank for a lot which is Sunday newspaper ish (meaning just basic old school TV). I get what you’re saying though.

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in my opinion, The deeper, you go into entertainment and finding really good stuff, the more you realize the mainstream is not made up of the best of the art form. I think most of the big comics that got big through podcasting are like 7/10 max.