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Prepare for the ultimate compilation of Velvet Thunder himself, Raymond J. Holt
From Brooklyn Nine-Nine, the NBC series revolving around Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg), a New York City Police Department (NYPD) detective in Brooklyn's fictional 99th Precinct, who often comes into conflict with his commanding officer, the serious and stern Captain Raymond Holt (Andre Braugher). The series also stars Terry Crews as Sargeant Terry Jeffords, Melissa Fumero as Amy Santiago, Stephanie Beatriz as Rosa Diaz, Chelsea Peretti as Gina Linetti and Joe Lo Truglio as Charles Boyle.
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@penitentpotato1344 5 лет назад

"But if you're here, who guarding Hades?" I haven't laughed this hard for a long while.

@lucianfrostbane 5 лет назад

Any moment of him insulting wunch is brilliant

@georgestoney3532 5 лет назад

Same I'm literally not kidding crying rn

@ferhog7705 5 лет назад

Most people won't get this, but Holt is actually comparing Wunch to Cerberus the three headed dog from the classic 1997 film Disney's Hercules.

@georgestoney3532 5 лет назад

@@ferhog7705 i can't tell if you're being serious about the Hercules bit

@Hypothisos 5 лет назад

@@ferhog7705 literally every one and his three headed dog knows what he's talking about. Also this is holt. He didn't watch Hercules, he just knows the Greek myths.

@mixedexplosion3114 3 года назад

My favorite is the fact that when he deletes the hula hooping photo, his app immediately closes. Implying that that was *the only* photo on his phone.

@sugaaria29moriah99 2 года назад

are you sure about that?

@Karhall 2 года назад

If you love someone you'll remember what they look like. - A GOAT

@potatogaming7044 2 года назад

Is that how it works?

@amandawilliams7154 Год назад

@@Karhall that was hilarious!!! Holt is so dramatic and it’s funny.

@suyapapi2298 4 года назад

Terry: “I’ve solved a lot of cases for you” “...and yet, crime has continued” I cried tears 😂😂😂😂

@cmac5365 2 года назад

That one got me too😂😂

@Attomicc076 2 года назад

What else would you cry instead of tears?

@Miss_GiggleFarts 2 года назад

@Joshua DeGraffe fair point

@twilitezn 2 года назад

@@Attomicc076 My Preference??? ...Kool-Aid [Jake Peralta] : "OH YEEEEAAAHHHH!!!"

@lilaseires9857 2 года назад

🤣🤣🤣

@chariotmoon 5 лет назад

“Now, boy, it’s time to make daddy proud.” “Yes sir!” “I could not have been more clearly talking to the dog.” BSSHSKDBHS-

@sonicthefrogedhog8656 4 года назад

😂

@cosvegeta 4 года назад

I've always laughed so hard at that line I just now realized that Cheddar says something after it lol

@derek978 4 года назад

"Give Kevin my regards." "What shall I tell him?" "... My regards."

@forthesakeofalleggsinthewo3516 5 лет назад

'Best of Captain Holt' isn't that basically every scene he's in?

@forthesakeofalleggsinthewo3516 5 лет назад

YES

@cnightly3824 5 лет назад

Johnny Malay what the fuck even happened

@forthesakeofalleggsinthewo3516 5 лет назад

@@cnightly3824 We were speaking in Malay and English

@Joaquin546 5 лет назад

For the Sake of All Eggs in the World I want to give you a like but your at 911 likes

@jiminslostjams3681 5 лет назад

Truest thing I've ever heard

@spartan1010101 4 года назад

Holt is at his peak when he starts playing along with Jake lol

@komalahayes1535 4 года назад

I love the way he " messes" with him...😂

@wjazz1496 3 года назад

Nothing tops Holt going crazy🤣

@voorlees9368 2 года назад

The best scene is when he breaks the fucking window for the halloween hiest.

@gauthamanilkumar8541 5 лет назад

Velvet thunderrrrrr

@jpumbaa1 5 лет назад

Greatest codename ever, really.

@skylardeslypere9909 5 лет назад

That "HOT DAMMNN" was probably my favorite part of this video

@missthing1496 3 года назад

Apparently it was improvised!

@Ramen117 5 лет назад

"And yet, crime has continued."

@BattleUpGaming 5 лет назад

Jake's face when holt says 'velvet thunder' gets me everytime 😂

@Bossdosban 5 лет назад

"Ruth i'm going to be STRAIGHT with you " noice

@hobbitpeddler4267 4 года назад

I never even noticed that! 😊

@malikmohamed6051 2 года назад

LOLLLL

@ChaoticCobra 5 лет назад

BOOOOOOONE!!!

@KAI-fi1fl 5 лет назад

santiagos reaction is priceless

@RealFeytey 5 лет назад

"Are you feeling better Captain?" "Yep!" "Was it because you solved the riddle?" "Nope!" "Was it because you bo-" "Yep!"

@joeydamisfit 5 лет назад

😂😂😂 (I was like 1k btw)

@sonicthefrogedhog8656 4 года назад

How dare you detective

@ChaoticCobra 4 года назад

@Davis Whitaker 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@tevinlandry1885 5 лет назад

How does Andre Braugher not have ALL the Emmys and Golden Globes?!

@anxrudxx 4 года назад

Year 2020 he won it!

@jackierocha5096 3 года назад

Anirud oh thank god something good came out of that year

@ameliavee4009 2 года назад

That last monolog tho

@mrjooxmanallah 2 года назад

Sorry to burst your bubble but he’s never won for Brooklyn 99.

@venus548 2 года назад

@@mrjooxmanallah WHAT

@captturtleneck9335 5 лет назад

VINDICATIOOOOOOOOOOOOON

@theeranthurairaja5588 5 лет назад

MrGarlicBread Boii comments you can hear

@Moose__-xk8zz 3 года назад

Please tell me the episode

@captturtleneck9335 3 года назад

@@Moose__-xk8zz season 4 episode 6

@edevaldosilva3104 5 лет назад

"Hello I'm Raymond Holt" "Are you here to turn yourself in?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@florentinovillegas9932 5 лет назад

Had me dying🤣🤣

@chimichanga269 4 года назад

It might just be me but I didn’t think that was funny at all in fact I thought is was really messed up

@tikimili2859 4 года назад

Comrade Sauce it is messed up but I laughed at the part when Holt is just standing there like...really?

@taliasmith2810 4 года назад

Laviath it’s not dark humor, it’s just racist.

@taliasmith2810 4 года назад

I actually thought it was super sad that holt had to hear such a racist comment, especially on his first day

@Proloyable 5 лет назад

"If you love someone you will remember how they look like" this is what i am telling every single person who tries to have a selfie with me.

@bharatarora2942 5 лет назад

Pro cool so? Noone?

@Proloyable 5 лет назад

@@bharatarora2942 Yes!!Thank you very much for noticing!!! You have done a great job!!!

@bharatarora2942 5 лет назад

Haha. Ok

@xxallyci 4 года назад

poor people then just take a selfie so they stop bothering you also I did try say that to like 20people now I have 20 families hate meh

@ethanabben 5 лет назад

A super underrated moment is Holt “throwing” his ex boyfriend’s (Nick Offerman) duck off of the bridge!! Hilarious.

@vaivs7903 2 года назад

OMG need to see this now! That was also so funny xD

@RealFeytey 5 лет назад

"Are you feeling better Captain?" "Yep!" "Was it because you solved the riddle?" "Nope!" "Was it because you bo-" "Yep!"

@sonicthefrogedhog8656 4 года назад

THOSE ARE OUR DADS

@lisab4395 3 года назад

@@rominas.64 ok rosaaa😖

@cloutlessgoblin8678 2 года назад

. . . "Seewhathappenedwasyourdadshadsex"

@rells2311 Год назад

See, what happened is your dad's had $e×

@annabella_prinx 5 лет назад

I've replayed the Boooone scene a gazillion times. It's hilarious af 😂 😂 😂

@maureenchibaya7348 5 лет назад

And Rosa looked unbothered

@tinydonkus3109 2 года назад

BONE?!?!?!?!

@gabrielkelly2631 2 года назад

*BOOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!!?*

@sirwoodofeast9497 4 года назад

Captain Raymond Holt: I've never been more proud of you for anything in your life. Sergeant Jeffords: I mean, I've solved a lot of cases for you... Captain Raymond Holt: And yet crime continues. Sergeant Jeffords: -_-"

@erikjohnson5549 4 года назад

Ice cold!

@Hayanomie 3 года назад

Acab

@gachalifegirl3829 5 лет назад

0:58 " If you're here, who's guarding Hades" That line gets me every time!

@StopReadingMyNameOrElse 5 лет назад

He says it like he's been waiting forever to use that line and can't wait to get it out.

@AreRicX 4 года назад

Im sorry i dont get the joke, can you pls explain it to me

@AreRicX 4 года назад

@@ratinclothes1605 oh i see. Thanks for the replies :)

@hashimator5915 4 года назад

And where are her two heads

@MagnusTonitrum117 3 года назад

@@ratinclothes1605 he’s more so calling her Cerberus, cause he’s actually the one who guards Hades

@ryanjerryjores6347 4 года назад

"BRB Has the same number of syllables as the acronym, so what's the point."

@juanmanuelpenaloza9264 4 года назад

I think the acronym is more for texting

@cybo294 4 года назад

@@juanmanuelpenaloza9264 whoosh

@ZyroShadowPony 3 года назад

I didn't believe it until I said it out loud. Yelled out "oh God he's right!"

@victorgamez8885 3 года назад

@@cybo294 reddit moment

@marquisdelafayette3333 3 года назад

@@juanmanuelpenaloza9264 whoosh

@CrispyBaconYT555 5 лет назад

"What's wrong with pictures of your loved ones?" "If you love someone, you'll remember what they look like."

@ju4niittow 4 года назад

*Wuntch:* I see you got an audience for this little stunt. *Holt:* Yes, well, who wouldn't want to see a man fight a crocodile. LMAO 😂 that one is missing

@tristanlukealmazan648 5 лет назад

"There was a problem at the bank" amy's voice was adorable 😍

@jamesteasdale7588 4 года назад

Tristan Luke Almazan “HOT DAMN”

@steinflohr9190 5 лет назад

5:07 Rosa trying to hide her laughter

@J.4855X 5 лет назад

Stein Flohr Stephanie

@tiffanystonem8561 5 лет назад

Stein Flohr

@rishabhpardesi1408 5 лет назад

Hot DAMN

@ellafering7935 5 лет назад

No duh

@NiVi192 5 лет назад

What I love the most is that she knew exactly how many seconds she was late! 🤣

@anuradhaperera18 4 года назад

Hitchcock: Is everything okay? Capt. Holt: Nothing's okay. Wuntch is circling me like a shark frenzied by chum. The task force turning into a career-threatening quagmire. An Internal Affairs investigation casting doubt upon my integrity. And you ask, is everything okay? I am buffeted by the winds of my foe's enmity and cast about by the towering waves of cruel fate. Yet I, a Captain, am no longer able to command my vessel, my precinct, from my customary helm, my office. And you ask, is everything okay? I've worked the better part of my years on earth overcoming every prejudice and fighting for the position I hold, and now I feel it being ripped from my grasp, and with it the very essence of what defines me as a man. And you ask, is everything okay?

@l.tc.5032 3 года назад

I love how Amy looks like the she's the kid in the principal's office for her first offense about to cry, when she's not even the one being yelled at or did anything wrong.

@TobiasRobertson 4 года назад

How the hell do they ever finish a scene?! I’d be crying with laughter all day.

@travisera1 4 года назад

The hula hoop scene gets me every time.

@akbarrmd7714 3 года назад

Even if Boyle vouch for Jake statement no one still gonna believe Jake. Because everyone knew Boyle will do anything for Jake.

@Lina-py5wm 5 лет назад

They really, really took advantage of the guy's background in drama

@WillGrs2001 5 лет назад

Wuntch : Sticks and Stones Raymond Holt : Describing your breakfast? Best Holt insult for me

@WeaponXLive 5 лет назад

Agreed

@erinstojkov9300 3 года назад

Takes me out EVERYTIME

@kaizenkltr 2 года назад

"Wuntch, i see you've aged."

@malikmohamed6051 2 года назад

Nahh for me it's "As Wuntch says when she sees deodorant 'I'm not buying it'"

@KingKien95 5 лет назад

Just started watching this about 2 weeks ago. Didn't think I'd end up liking Holt as much as I do. He's probably my fav character.

@vibraniumghost7822 5 лет назад

You're interrupting me, mid-soup?

@biggestnoob4704 4 года назад

The bone segment is amazingly funny because he goes an octave higher than his usual tone of voice in confusion, followed by dropping it two octaves in rage, then adjusts his volume to carry that bass drop across the precinct 🤣

@Zsa786 5 лет назад

Everything he says is gold!

@rkvishnu762 4 года назад

The truth has been spoken 🙌

@miklein01 4 года назад

Jake's face when Holt calls himself Velvet Thunder is a level of happiness I wish to achieve.

@dannyjames1609 5 лет назад

Meat From the street Sounds like a fun treat Im a poet And didn't even know I was rhyming those words But it happened anyway 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@J.4855X 5 лет назад

Danny James definetly not stolen

@dannyjames1609 5 лет назад

@@J.4855X Captain Pan Jakub Good to see you. But if your here... who's guarding Hades?!

@J.4855X 5 лет назад

Danny James yes nice smartass answer kid

@dannyjames1609 5 лет назад

@@J.4855X do me a favour and don't cry

@J.4855X 5 лет назад

Danny James ugh people like you ruin the internet just fuck off ye mad sket

@hochi313 5 лет назад

Holt's forced laughter broke me

@raykazmi8521 5 лет назад

His face when he comes up with the name VELVET THUNDER!!!!!

@Mimsadoodle 4 года назад

What about Holt: Good morning, Carly, Tanney. Looks like you’re keeping the machines running smoothly. Carly: Whatever... Holt: *Carly will be the first to go*

@MetalHeadReacts 4 года назад

How could this NOT have the "yass queen" scene in it?

@SuperFlik 5 лет назад

"And yet crime continues" always gets me

@lior667 5 лет назад

5:38 Best repeat button ever

@crystals-r2551 4 года назад

^me when hitting the best replay button

@jeremyburby7132 4 года назад

My favorite one is from the dog show, "whoever groomed that Boston terrier might want to think about blowing their brains out." Nobody talks about it, but the casual delivery is so good

@capriottimultimedia 4 года назад

I like how he said Velvet Thunder with a voice possessing the sonic and subjective qualities of velvet thunder

@judysa2263 4 года назад

If you love someone you’ll remember what they look like. BEST LINE EVER

@TensionalVolt 5 лет назад

"I could not have been more clearly talking about the dog." xD xDXDXDXDXD

@OneofInfinity. 5 лет назад

"Get stuffed ya drongo" Never gets old 😂

@gauthamanilkumar8541 5 лет назад

Boost my bottom 😂😂. Dude is iconic.

@AlejandraGonzalez-jy7ld 5 лет назад

Gautham Anilkumar first time I watched that scene I had to pause it because I couldn’t stop laughing LOL

@Avatar1454 5 лет назад

Call me Velvet Thunderrrr

@rylestknuckles 5 лет назад

oooooookaaaaaaaaayyyy

@kauskommentator4145 5 лет назад

Never heard of this show before - and that last clip is totally great. Just totally great.

@moremillieebony 3 года назад

“Guys, seriously. Too much exposure to air and they WILL turn to dust” 😬😂 6:24

@Olivia3641 2 года назад

Captain Holt/Andrew Braugher has done so much for the LGBTQIA+/African American communities just by being on the show. I am pansexual, and he’s one of the reasons why I came out.

@IIIIIIIIllllllIIIIIII 2 года назад

Captain Holt would be proud of you

@reckedhail176 5 лет назад

This is clickbait . Every single scene with Holt in it from the entire series should be here

@sebastian8922 3 года назад

5:08 Rosa breaking is so strangely satisfying to see

@carolea1629 5 лет назад

" *Terry won't do you like that* !"

@enlinzou3839 4 года назад

Andre portrays Captian Holt's straight face but cocky attitude so good

@syeerawagstaff 4 года назад

Wuntch: I see you got an audience for this little stunt. Holt: Yes, well, who wouldn't want to see a man fight a crocodile.

@zaydrutkowski914 5 лет назад

Make a “holt vs wunch” compliation

@AnnoyingRko 5 лет назад

I think there already is one

@homahashime9137 5 лет назад

There is one

@damogalea1042 5 лет назад

they didn't even make this one, its literally taken from the B99 youtube channel

@rattybootss 5 лет назад

“Made? No. I biiirthed her.”

@nesh2118 4 года назад

1:12 I am deeply disappointed because Holt missed the opportunity to say, “I’m a poet, and I didn’t even know it.”

@arthur1428 4 года назад

Just saying, Captain Holt going “ooohhh goody goody gumdrops” is the best thing ever and should have been in this video

@wezzy9437 2 года назад

"If you love someone you'll remember what they look like." That line had me dying xD

@shogrran 5 лет назад

3:05 detective santiago's facial expressions are priceless hahaha

@curieuxhumaine1594 5 лет назад

1:58 His face...a literal mood

@euansaunders3951 5 лет назад

I see your eyes Scully 0:57

@GregNixon 5 лет назад

"I could not have been more clearly talking to the dog."

@noahhunt8575 5 лет назад

Captain holt laughing made me laugh so much I feel like I have hiccups because of how much air I inchaled and exhaled.

@lemaysullivan6440 4 года назад

Nobody, not a single person: Captain Holt: BONE!!!

@eugenestevenkong9430 4 года назад

Ah, yes. My absolute favorite character of all time.

@justmythree4me 4 года назад

Something about when Holt burst out laughing. Gets me everytime. Lol!!

@Tegres1 4 года назад

The Hitchcock smile at 6:04 is the stuff of nightmares.

@Eejit 2 года назад

I NEVER NOTICED THAT BEFORE 😂

@claytonbaker49 3 года назад

“Carly will be the first to go!” That clip never makes these videos, but it’s hilarious!

@Limubi1 5 лет назад

Man that final monologue- we need to see Andre do some Shakespeare!

@XOmeshaOX 5 лет назад

His face at 2:29 makes me lol everytime

@BlackOtter9 5 лет назад

That is, without question, the funniest story I've ever heard

@VayMatt 7 месяцев назад

Rip to the best captain 😢

@rufusgoldstein2655 4 года назад

Jake always manages to bring out Captain Holt's inner wild side.

@bethsouza7895 3 года назад

Love that Kevin keeps the painting in his office 8:14

@nickfunkhouser550 3 года назад

Holt and Jakes relationship is awesome 😭

@TheChopstixman 5 лет назад

@5:09 Stephanie Beatriz (Rosa) trying to hide her smile xD

@lucaswagner2794 3 года назад

Hitchcock’s smile at 6:04 gives me nightmares at least twice a week

@NerdyGamer 5 лет назад

One of the best characters on television

@smitvshah 4 года назад

I’m a poet and didn’t even know I was rhyming those words. That was so under appreciated hahahha

@crabken4969 3 года назад

“Me and Kevin played the French parlour game charades. I played Elvis. He’s dead now so I portrayed him as such. Everyone understood (snaps fingers) immediately

@projectmenz3565 5 лет назад

J: so long tank CH: Tank?! I gained 3 pounds in Paris! 3 POUNDS!!!!!!

@LeahSunKyu 4 года назад

"we are brb-ing"

@jgeybp 5 лет назад

Bro that force laughing got me 💀

@emmakenyon1967 4 года назад

That end, was a beautiful poem. Wow 😂

@marctouss1862 3 года назад

AB is an actor's actor... awesome..

@Flare724 2 года назад

"What's wrong with family picture?" "If you love someone, you would remember their faces." That's cold Holt 😆

@miklein01 5 лет назад

"velvet Thunder" give me chills every time. EVERY TIME!!!

@randymarsh9556 4 года назад

You've helped me find my smile, that bit kills me every time lol

@emilyEXECUTIONER 5 лет назад

Gah such a perfectly written and acted character!

@mermaidmelody98 5 лет назад

I can't believe they didn't put the balloon arch in this. Hell pull EVERY scene he's in. LOVE HIM!

@GP-ci8qt 3 года назад

5:08 you can see Rosa breaking character HARD!!!

@CashCurran 4 года назад

VINNDIIICAATIOOOOOOOOON!! God I keep cracking at that one. I love Holt and I love B99!!

@marctouss1862 5 лет назад

"homophobic but not racist... in those days that was pretty good!..."... fucking hilarious.... im neither by the way just thought that was funny.....

@Rubiecat 4 года назад

it's good bc it's really what it's like when you're stuck with bigots all around you

@bryannaing6316 4 года назад

Wait so you're neither homophobic nor not racist? Don't hurt me

@mrfacestab5758 3 года назад

Time stamp?

@Soviet_BulleT 7 месяцев назад

Rest in Peace Andre Braugher, you made us laugh and cry but we will always remember you. "Every time someone steps up and says who they are, the world becomes a better, more interesting place. So thank you." Thank you Captain, Rest in Peace