Best of Mitch Hedberg 

His humor is a mixture of dad jokes and big brain stoner thoughts and I’m here for it

Mitch used to be so hilarious. He is still hilarious even today, even though he passed. But he used to be hilarious too.

"The best thing about escalators is that they cannot break, they can only become stairs"

If he was alive for twitter he would be HUGE

“Any book is a kid’s book if the kid can read.” 😂😂😂

“I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.”

"When I was little, I used to lie in my twin bed and wonder where my brother was."

My favorite Mitch Hedberg joke: "I want to be a racecar passenger. Just the guy who bugs the driver. Hey man, can I turn on the radio? I think you should slow down. Why do we keep going in circles? Man, you really like Tide."

A good comedian tells funny jokes, a Great comedian tells jokes funny

One of my favourites from Mitch: “I had a candle, but I didn’t have a candle holder, so I bought a cake.”

"I'm not even white, I'm off-white. It's a new race. We will prevail." LMAO

"Someone offered me a frozen banana, I said no, but I wanted a regular banana later, so I said yes"

"Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?" One of my fav jokes. Gone too soon.

Mitch Hedberg was one of my favorite comedians. He still is, but he also was.

In my opinion, he is one of the greats. His humor is so pure. I hope in 200 years and beyond that people still mention him.

Literally JUST got done with an over the phone interview. The HR woman asked "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" .....I couldn't help myself and replied "Celebrating the anniversary of you asking me this question!" 😂 Miss you Mitch!! RIP

I was driving down the interstate and saw a sign that said ' Chattanooga 5, Nashville 52' and I thought "Nashville must have a really good team."

My favorite MH joke (from memory): I saw a wino the other day who was eating grapes. I said hey man, you gotta wait.

"I don't have a girlfriend... Just a chick who really hates it when I say that..."

Mitch had serious social anxiety, he still mananged to get on stage and not sweat through his close and have a panic attacks while delivering his act, and even when his jokes didn’t land he always found a way to make it twice as funny as if the first punchline landed flawlessly

"I want to hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down."

You can tell he had bad stage fright, but his love for comedy pushed him out on the stage anyway. Great talent.

I miss Mitch Hedberg, man. I love other comedians and their "let's tell a story" approach to comedy, but Mitch was great at 1-3 liners, which is really, really tough! It has to instantly land with virtually no set-up! He had a lot of talent, I wish he was still around.

If you are flammable and have two legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Lol

I didn’t know of Mitch until RU-vid shorts showed me a video of him. Now I know that a good thing can come from watching RU-vid shorts.

"I used to do drugs I still do but I used to to." Out of order escalator? My belt holds my pants up, my belt loops hold the belt up. What's going on down there? Who is the real hero?

His humor took me a few minutes to start laughing. They’re not over the top, just one after the other, quick-witted. I love it

His rice joke is one of my favorites.

Best one liner comedian of all time. "When i was a kid, i used to lay in my twin sized bed and wonder where my brother was". Fucking kills me every time.

The parade joke, just, I contemplated if life was worth living and Mitch brought me back to reality with his pure sense of humor. A lot like Norm. Both truly missed.

1:31 i love when he smiles - that "yes these people like me" smirk

*"Rice is good when you're really hungry and want 2,000 of something"* Only Mitch Hedberg would ever come up with a joke like that. What a fucking _genius!_

The slip cover bit kills me every time haha "and it was a load off my mind" 😂

“This shirt is dry clean only, which means it’s dirty” I FUCKIN SNORTED LOL

Mitch Hedberg was both a colleague and friend of my son. Was likeable, a bit shy in person. ""Without ego"" and always had time for others. Never looked down at "anyone". The best of engaged conversations with Mitch, lives-on. Off-stage a close similarity is Dave Chappelle.

his jokes would be lame if said by anyone else his delivery makes him amazing

The "donate to charity" pizza slice joke is one of my favorites of all time.

“This bedroom has an oven in it.” Those are the best ever because a snack is always within arm’s reach.

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer...

"I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands" - Mitch Hedberg (imagined)

"I think the entrance to Target should have people splattered all around." LMFAO!!!

Like there's a worst of Mitch Hedberg .

I tried to walk into target but i missed. Genius ---miss this guy

I've been happy before, but I've never been anywhere near as happy as mitch looks when the audience laughs at his jokes

People were not ready for him yet. A lot went over their heads. He would be huge right now!!

I come back to his videos every so often and they're always refreshing and make me laugh no matter what

He was such a unique comedian...his delivery was amazing 😆 RIP Mitch...you made the world 🌎 laugh a little more when you were here.

I used to listen to Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to, too.

"I said, fuck that, I'll just make a copy"

"I tried to walk into Target but I missed" bro I don't know why that shit had me dying 😂

I came here after watching the joe rogan podcast with guest artie lange..I never heard Mitch's standup..this is the first time and im 46. I'm so glad I looked him up because I am laughing hard!..R.I.P Mitch Hedberg..I'm also an addict and struggle with addiction from the time I get up to the time I go to sleep..i feel helpless and lost in this world but after listening to Artie Lange on Joe Rogans podcast I now have some hope..i know that i will die soon if I don't stop and I have a beautiful wife and granddaughter to live for..am I selfish? I truly feel powerless..who am i?.I pray that I can do this..I'm scared as hell

The Kurt Cobain of stand up, a genius who injects crazy into simplicity resulting in radical originality. Only the good die young, much love Mitch!

I miss him. Got to see him live in Madison WI and he signed a CD for me. Such a kind soul. 💜

dude was in a class by himself

"you guys did that for my mom" is one of the greatest callbacks ever

Truly unique. His album "Strategic Grill Locations" is impeccable and makes me think of him as an unsung rockstar of comedy. Absolutely brilliant, comedy misses his presence and insight.

I recently discovered this guy then found out he passed away so long ago . Really sad he was spot on and his Jokes hold true to any time period. RIP

Remember his "That 70's Show" appearance. Mitch..."I did not lose a leg in Vietnam to put up with you kids" Kelso..."You didn't lose a leg in Vietnam" Mitch..."I know, that's what I said, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam"😃🤣😂 RIP Mitch

The dry cleaner joke saying they are sorry they’re closed at 3 AM is my favorite. It used to be too.

Mitch's physical being may be gone but his whimsical spirit lives on in the hearts of his family, friends and fans. I guess what I'm trying to say is, Mitch used to be alive, he still is but he used to be too. You're comedy was a beautiful contribution to the world Mitch, thank you

I got to see him live with Stephen Lynch a few months before he passed. It was the funniest show I've ever seen, even though he was so wasted on something that he was only half there for the show. Here's some of my favourite jokes he did that were not from CDs (as far as I can remember) -- - When a joke landed flat, he poked his head through the big red curtain he was in front of and said "Hey look, there's another audience back here, and they think I'm hilarious. Hello other audience, I'm wearing the world's biggest cape." - There was a speaker on the stage that was like a little box on the ground. So he walks up to it and goes "What is this, some kind of shoe analyzer?" and proceeds to put his shoe on top of the box, and then says "Analyze this." - He started to tell a joke about a dolphin but got distracted and never said the punchline. I always remembered that he had a secret dolphin joke and tried to find it, but it wasn't anywhere. One day my sister found it on a LiveJournal page quoting comedians, no idea where they heard him say it, but it apparently went something like this: "Dolphins have a reputation for being smart, but there's gotta be at least a few dumbass dolphins out there. And I'm gonna find them... probably in a lake." RIP Mitch, you were a formative piece of my early humor and even after watching every episode of Friday Night Standup growing up, I still think you're the funniest comedian I've ever seen.

He died way too soon. Really under-appreciated, I love his “throw-away” joke style.

If the pizza were a pie chart for what you would do if you won a million dollars, he gave me the 'donate it to charity' slice.

He should have been a regular selling the food at "The Hub" in That 70s Show.

It sometimes takes a bit for the audience to catch up, even a second or two sometimes... but they eventually get the joke and laugh.. that's how you know he's telling an original joke... ...which Mitch always did.

He was so incredibly gently funny.

I loved his thinking. I miss him. He contributed so much to comedy. And what is so amazing is how naturally funny he was. I think he genuinely needed laughs from the audience and it was deeply felt.

"Heres a picture of me when I was younger...." "EVERY picture is of you when you were younger!" "Heres a picture of me when I was older..." "You son of a bitch! How'd you do that? Hold on, let me see that camera..." Miss him. Miss him so much.

I miss this guy, man. He was a legend. Rest In Peace, Mitch.

I just heard of him in the last 6 months on Sirius Radio. Funniest delivery ever!! I heard his joke “if i was walking down the sidewalk with tight rope walker and he tripped and fell, that would be totally unacceptable!” I laughed for about 45 minutes.

Mitch was so ahead of the times with his comedy, his jokes remind me exactly of someone reading off funny little joke tweets

I think the genius of Mitch Hedberg was that he constructed jokes that basically only he could get away with. It wasn't the jokes but the way he told them. Anyone else doing them wouldn't be funny because they didn't seem to be written to be funny jokes in and of themselves. It's like a professional telling amateur jokes extremely well and selling it. That was his power.

The club sandwich joke is simply a perfect joke. And the dry-clean only joke. **chef’s kiss**

Passed way too soon. I loved it when his jokes surprised me and came from a perspective I knew I would never have.

His mind was next level in how he deconstructed and reverse-engineered the World...

Why does he make me cry sometimes?

Possibly the best comic ever, whose observations were a perfect mix of wit and sillyness. RIP, brother.

The neighbor in the "go around" joke was nick dipallo. He used to even write "dipallo" on set lists for that joke

Mitch didn’t want applause all he cared about was the laughter

The king of dad jokes.

I like to throw a toothpick into a forest and shout, "You're home!"

My boyfriend told me that my sense of humor reminded him of Mitch. That's the first time I found out about him. He's a gem.

I love the one woman who was upset by the parrot dying.

For me, it's not the joke itself that makes it funny. It's his voice and his delivery. He was too critical of himself at times, but he was truly unique. RIP

Its amazing that mitch had severe social awkwardness but was able to stand up and be such an amazing comic!

Use to think he was so cheesy. But as I look back at his clips and listen to his jokes...great stuff. Genius.

He is by far one of the funniest comedians I’ve ever heard, his comedy was surreal..i only discovered him a couple of years ago, a sad loss..i would have loved to see him live, Shine on you crazy diamond.

I don't think I'm alone when I say this: When I watch a video of Mitch Hedberg, I find myself applauding his best jokes. MAYA - you put toigether some of his best material. Thanks from all Mitch Hedberg fans!

"Best of Mitch Hedberg" first 2 minutes are unedited footage of Mitch doing standup on a late night show. 100% adds up 😂

You cannot call something the best of Mitch and only be 7 minutes. When absolutely everything he has done is the best.

Nice. I hadn’t heard the “off white/noxema” bit before. Thanks for sharing! I love that I can find these little nuggets every once in a while through different peoples videos still after all these years.

"I'm off white, I'm new race, we will prevail!" Lmfao

my brain hurts ... from these smart jokes

“I once saw a diner that had a sign saying ‘breakfast served any time’. I walked in and ordered French toast during the Renaissance.”

Loved this cat for years

your channel name sounds like an italian guy with colon problems

I still just love how wholesome his humor was.

“I tried to walk into Target, but I missed” whatttt!!! Haha can’t believe haven’t heard that one before

I remember seeing his CC special in Jr high and trying to copy his delivery for a week not a good attempt guy is a legend can't re-watch his material enough

One of my favorite comedians. His humor was just so great.