This series is made better by the fact that the movies are so bad my brain tries to block out the memories, so after a few months I can watch it again and have forgotten enough of it to still be entertained.
So true. It always surprises me that they, specially Jay, seem to remember almost every movie they watch even though they share some many "qualities" so they melt together in my mind
@@tHeInEvItAbLePaRtY The worst thing is this doesn't just happen to him, every single famour person is stalked by creepy people who then sell it to other creepy people to put in magazines. And people wonder why they get so annoyed with it, they are probably terrified of the day it'll end up as full blown stalking and they get murdered by 1 of them so they can sell the photos of their corpse.
Yeah, speech impediments are like that. There are many different types. Some feature distorted vowels, some feature distorted consonants. Some feature prolonged silences, some feature excessive loudness. And knowing Rich's background (working class, mostly raised by his grandma when his parents couldn't raise him, supposedly because they were addicts), he might not have had any speech therapy as a kid. Rich seems to pronounce consonants differently, either dropping them ("big bouncing breast" instead of "breasts") or switching them ("folding chable," "wallpaper space").
I feel bad about Mike talking shit about that woman's face who clearly got bit by one of her dogs. I imagine she was reaching out to the psychic to try to deal with whatever mental trauma she had related to her dogs. She was actually quite pretty regardless, hopefully reconstructive surgery has been able to help her.
@@excessmaterial If you're getting laid because you're doing things like shitting on trauma facial injury patients, I hope you at least are self aware enough not to complain about the alimony or child support payments you're being forced to make. Someone's gotta scrape the bottom of that barrel. Thank you for your public service.
Wow, I didn’t expect to see mention of the Santa Monica Farmer’s Market Crash on RLM. 12 year old me was 50 feet away when that happened but in a movie theater seeing League of Extraordinary Gentlemen with my sister. When we came out, it was absolute chaos and my sister made the joke “Well it wasn’t that bad.”
"Despite the fact that Leo is a fast food freak, he loves quality literature" Sooooo does eating Wendy's mean you can't like Charles Dickens or something?
A crazy man at my train station once thought I was Mark David Chapman (I look similar to him during his shaven head phase). He repeatedly screamed at me "Why did you have to kill John Lennon?" and then tried to push me in front of an oncoming train. Thank God a pair of police officers intervened and one of them grabbed me to stop me toppling onto the tracks. Wish I was making it up
tysonic777 Jesus, that's fucking crazy. Whoever did that to you was obviously just as crazy as Chapman was. If he was sane, he'd realize that Mark David Chapman is not a free man.
tysonic777 After the cops saved you from the train, you should have turn to the man and yelled, "Because he ASKED me to shoot him at the end of "Come Together!!"
@@sam-you-is It's based loosely on the brief experiments of Ilya Ivanov who tried artificial insemination of chimpanzees with human sperm - which he gave up really quickly. The idea of Stalin ordering these experiments to create a human-ape superarmy stems from a fundamentalist Christian crackpot conspiracy theory that was largely made up. In fact those experiments lead to Ivanov losing the support of the state in form of the Soviet Academy of Sciences.
When it landed on the Elderly Driving Guide thingy, I though they were gonna be bored, but then I remembered they are sociopaths who laugh at old people's misfortune
They’re not sociopaths 🙄. That’s becoming a 21st century buzzword to replace “meanie head”. They’re just disassociating. It’s not like they’d laugh if it happened in front of them. Laughter is the spice of life and it’s also a way of coping with things that are uncomfortable. We all disassociate when it comes to certain things unless you have trouble separating subject from object (which some autistic people do, which is fair enough).
As a Millennial I can attest to the fact that we actually have an incredible and intimate knowledge of American and International history, including the progression of technology over the generations. I'll never forget reading the story of how Elvis was murdered by that cube puzzle thing, and its lasting impact on society as a whole. I also want to defend Millennial's overall attention span, we actually have the ability to concentrate on the
movie pitch: a 90 year old woman is inexplicably granted the power of invincibility. she then proceeds to save the [city/america/world/whatever] completely by accident as she keeps running over bad guys in her car. every time she starts driving, she ends up mowing down several gang members. it's like a weird Murphy's law type deal as she both directly and indirectly kills hundreds of gangsters. at some point she hits something going 100 mph and flies out of the window shield, then gets back up and enters some random car, thus continuing the bloodbath
Haha, yeah him and Jack both. Or maybe Rich is more about making accurate predictions, and Jack is more about understanding what's currently happening in the plot when the film is so terrible that literally no-one understands what the filmmakers intended
That shit is slowly becoming more pertinacious than most horror villains. Next iteration will be probably made from reinforced adamantium. (But they'll still manage to find a way to destroy it somehow, I'm sure.)
"Now, I know what you're thinking. 'Did he make six rights, or only five?' To tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a '44 Oldsmobile, the most powerful engine in the world, and would bump your head clean off, you have to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky?...Well? Do ya, whippersnapper?"
Please, please, please keep the Yellow Dino video on the wheel. As someone who remembers that video from my childhood, I assure you you will not regret it.
Tyler and Samm's Night Out Oops nah, he spins it anti clockwise, establishing shot is clockwise, but when it lands on the tape it's anti clockwise. I guess Mike just wanted a general wheel shot while editing and fucked up.
There was a problem with one of the cameras when we did the spins, we had to get random footage of the wheel just spinning, the actual result is not staged though (or Hanging with Leo would not have won, though I guess in the end it wasn't a terrible discussion)
An Official Denial.. This means we are onto something. Tell me do you like Cheese Pizza? It's cool, tell Rich Evans if he needs help installing a remote control break, for the wheel. I know I guy.
+Globalism4All Your lack of ability to identify the classics has been duly noted. The Music Police will be arriving shortly to arrange your euthanasia.
A tape that was genuinely satisfying to see destroyed. Though I'd have to give the dishonor of "most awful WOTW tape" to either "candid candid camera" or "hypnosis". And, at the very least, this tape gave us the gift of "Leonardo Retardo", which I'm just gonna use so goddamn much now.
47:06 Wow, Telepathic Communications with Animals is so real, Penelope Smith used her psychic power to turn the video into Rankin/Bass' Return of the King. Either that or she just taped over it.
I like how slowly rich delivers it and prefaces it with “I don’t know if this is true or not” and it sounded like he was realizing how hilarious what he was saying was
It's actually kind of impressive that Mike constantly gives Rich shit and then Rich dropped this one bomb that made Mike have to clarify his beliefs and then continue to bring it up in later videos!
I don't know, Jim's little tangent about teenage girls having a crush and not needing to be about sex was strangely pure, he's like Mike in that 2001 video where he was all well mannered and not dead inside.
Caffeinated King Jim was right on too! As a former 15 year old girl, I can vouch that celebrity crushes among my friends and I were very pure and mostly just "oh isn't he cute, what if we met and gave him a hug! Teehee teehheee heee". Of course I was a naive and sheltered 15 year old and so were the majority of my friends so, who knows
41:04 What's even funnier about the Soviet ape experiment was that the woman totally consented to the experiment, but before they even met the ape died from a totally unrelated disease. That was the thing that ended the experiment. The one ape they had died, and they couldn't afford another one.
As much as I love Mike breaking down hysterically at the idea of elderly women causing serious injury or fatalities from behind the wheel, the best part of this episode is at 11:42 when the wheel lands on Telepathic Communication With Animals and you hear a distant "FUCK YEAH" from Mike
As an elderly person myself, I find your remarks about the elderly offensive. I feel like I am a good driver, as I've only been in three accidents in the past eight months. They were minor accidents, and out of the three accidents, I only paralyzed one poor soul. In conclusion, please refrain from any further insults of the elderly, as we do operate automobiles near you.
I looked Penelope Smith up. She still does videos to this day. Her commenters are NUTS 🤪. Utterly convinced there’s communication going on when they’re isn’t. Harmless though, I suppose
"I'm sure there are plenty of things that could be done to this wheel." Is Jay saying he's going to have sex with the wheel? Talk about Wheel of Misfortune! *slide whistle noise*
25:05 I love how the electric slot machines just breaks mike lmao never seen another man get so much joy out of imagining old people getting killed in a slaughterhouse
I suspected I was a monster, but after laughing at the horrors of aging, a young celebrity getting his privacy invaded, and a bunch of misguided animal lovers I can know I'm a monster. I learned about myself today RLM, and I have you to thank!
Who knew that the circle thing my elderly relatives keeps on the wall with pointers that point at numbers was actually a device that tells time? Its madness I tell you.
If there is one thing I can count on from RLM, it's the awful and derogatory comments about the abuse, psychoses, and death of elderly people. Love you guys...
