Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Worst #24 

Everytime a Rich Evans laughs an angel gets their wings, sorry for your loss :(

@@Achillesnic that's so cute, his laugh is just too great for this world

ha ha ha this made me crack up bad, jesus

My sincere condolences🙏🏾 may the great memories you both shared bring comfort to you. and these great guys are great for sure🌹

@Movies Over Matter Productions appreciate that. That's very sweet of you

He attempted to floss lol he was like 60% of the way there.

Dude don't forget that he started by hitting The Griddy and he actually did it pretty well too XD

@@pkpyro2000 I have no idea what that is

He should've thrown the osteoporosis dance in there, considering the subject matter.

@@leminjapan 13:14 It's the little giddy up move he does as Rich calls him a fraud it's the first dance he does and it's just as dumb as the rest in my opinion but the man does it beautifully

Now I'm imagining one of the opening scenes where a car's driving down an old backroad with an edgy passenger giving instructions, holding a gun to an unseen driver and making it clear that it's a "crime scene #2" situation. Suddenly the tires squeal as they make a hard turn, and the passenger gets disarmed, but quickly recovers his gun. He screams at the driver asking what they think they're doing, and we hear the driver's calm, measured voice as the camera pans up to show the driver is J. J. Bittenbinder: "Don't worry, we'll get there. I'm just taking a shortcut."

Yeah, but the very last scene HAS to be Bittenbinder & Strong circling each other, then it freezeframes as they both go to... GOUGE THE EYES!! Then "Eye of the Tiger" starts playing.

Add the cop who grabbed guys by the balls! 😂

Don’t forget that Bittenbinder and Strong are hinted to have some bad history when they worked together as younger cops and we don’t learn about it until the middle of the movie.

I just like how freddie trying to make a weak spin on the the wheel gave us one of the best tapes ever. I always start laughing when Jay says "GOUGE HIS EYES!"

😊u8uu8uu

That’s not why Mike is laughing 🙄. He’s laughing because he knows he’s not supposed to. His brain is making it funnier than it really is. This has happened to me at funerals. Some people laugh at awkward situations. It’s not because they find funerals or elderly people funny

And if he keeps talking long enough, he'll always end up cockney.

Sound more Aussie to me, mate!

Gotta admit he cracked me right the fuck up with the accent and ''This is called the power bottom!' line, I was in tears ahaha.

Truly, truly limited from birth by his Stoklasian phenotype.

Wow, you got the joke! Great job!

A tale of two worlds.

Well we all know that Mike finds the olds hilarious

Why do I get the feeling Freddie's got a parent going through some of these things right now. Or is becoming aware that it isn't far off.

@@luckyspurs He seems like a dude who cries.

@@MrHutto1 So a normal human being?

They retire in a few years and then Jay and Rich make a video randomly in 2067 where they just point and laugh at Mike.

Fret not! It will be much sooner than 40years when mike is elderly!

like he's not already?

None will last another 40 years, except maybe Jay, and Jack. Not that Jack, Jack Quaid

​@@bencarlson4300 very bold of you to assume Rich is going to last that long

For me it reminded me of the pastor talking about the time he decked a kid "I crumpled the kid"

Gauging is kind of like pushing "Push the Eye buttons!"

this dude is basically a less confident Don Beveridge.

@@CptMuttonchops IF YOUR CUSTOMER'S FIRST THOUGHT WHEN THEY WALK THROUGH THAT DAMN DOOR IS: ICE CREAM! THEN YOU ARE ON YOUR WAY OUT OF BUSINESS!

@@Endocrom DONUTS! ICE CREAM! EYE BALLS!

It's because child cruelty is bad for the algorithm so he has to punch just a little higher.

I really think it might be some kind of twisted fetish now. What is WRONG with that man?!

@@ciontachthecthonicchampion3576 he definitely broke new ground with that victory dance to force this depressing video on us instead of Guerilla Driving

@@WhatsThePoints1 the loss of gorrila driving I the worst thing to happen in RLM history

It must be projection on his part 😂

Orderlies are called because Mike has been pointing at a mirror and laughing non-stop for days and he's forgotten to take his meds

He tries to get up, his arthritis kicks in, which causes him to laugh, and then he falls over, which causes him to laugh even more.

He'll be in heaven before death.

A bunch of retirement home employees rush into Mike's room, after hearing what sounds like a greek grandmother wailing uncontrollably, fearing that Mike has forced himself on one of the residents. All they see is Mike pointing at a mirror and laughing at his reflection to the point of tears.

What a way to go

It brought on a very unexpected case of auditory sensory memory

A sound lost to time

BOINK

Same, I used to hate it but now it's nostalgic.

I miss running my hand over the screen after turning it off and hearing/feeling the static

Mike only quotes the rules when they're not being used against him.

That's a weird way to write "Man Who Chose Shark Exorcist"

He literally argued the exact opposite in that one episode where he chose the boring-ass bus safety video.

Hes literally the epitome of chaotic evil.

He picked the tape that made him the most entertained.. by the hullaballo he created by not picking Rem Lazar

As a secondary thing, if your home was poorly designed and didn't have things like working smoke detectors, a big fear was having to throw yourself out the window lest the flames consume you. The fire department would respond to things pretty quick in most places, but there's always somebody in grandma's church with a horror story or a close call, especially if they heard about it from a friend of a friend.

I was looking for this kind of comment. There’s got to be so many crazy upper middle class suburban white families that took this man seriously.

Probably 35 years ago, the only thing I remember from the Oprah show besides Tom Cruise jumping on the sofa, was an episode on personal safety I guess with the message 'don't get taken to the second location.'

Idk that would be kinda fun to have a rope to climb out my window if I wanted

Intruder is a very generic term for anyone breaking into your house. I'm not saying you're wrong in your assessment, but every person I've known calls someone breaking into house a "home invader" or "intruder".

The peril of a healthy body being potentially broken vs laughing at a hopeless situation

This is nuts ❤

Also known as 'self obsession'

It's okay, the anger will pass. I once wanted to learn how to sell thousands of dollars worth of plants from my home even if I was surrounded by huge discount stores and home improvement stores, yet here we are.

@@winetofive1464 37 thousands of dollars worth

TRUE i need to know how to win the toyota war of the future

Hey maybe it will make a return, just like rope cop did.

He IS the second crime scene

They gouged his fuckin' eyes out!

Don't let Mike see this lmao

"...and I got some emphysema."

but enough about Rich Evans.

​@@snavs420 just a little bit.

Truth be told, my gran would push _him_ down the stairs.

Don't you get enough elder abuse with the way he treats Rich alone?

you'll get it in another 20 years. the closer it gets the more it makes sense.

@@DystopianUtopia8 oh my gooooooood!!!

He'll play canasta with your grandmother and push her down the stairs - and then he'll make the whole universe his slave!

Don't forget aiming his fully-loaded handgun at the audience, multiple times.

"And don't forget to... *GOUGE HIS EYES!"* [accidently pokes assistant in the eye]

"I know what you're thinking...Strong...surely you can't be serious? I am serious. And don't call me Shirley"

Maybe this was a lost episode of Brazzos.

Martin should def play him in the upcoming movie about Strong and Bittenbinder partnership

thats only an adequate comparison if your cat is a laser pointer

He wants to jump on them and rip them apart?

He wants to jump on them and rip them apart?

He does it on the regular

The difference is that one day your cat will not become a laser pointer.

I've seen Vanilla Ice in concert twice. He did Ninja Rap both times, one of the times was a 10+ minute rendition where he ran around the stage and played every single instrument to show people "I'M A REAL MUSICIAN!"

What are you talking about? Frank Miller wasn't in this episode.

That reminds me, I got some editing to do

Frank Miller?

carman was the edgiest music i was allowed to have when i was little lol

He's a stand user fo sho

He is cool

Alcoholism is usually a slow killer

@@shamefuledits6928 It is.

I actually laughed at this one

You lost that bet. They've been using the same technique they used in Rogue One to bring Tarkin and Leia back.

@@djjjjj Poe: "Somehow Mike returned."

I thought they were going to cut to David Carradine

I hope their escape rope causes you to start spinning wildly and then fly vertically out of the RLM studio.

We have one of those in the kitchen at work. We keep it for morale. It helps knowing there is always a way out.

Not today, old friend...

I don't think RU-vid would like that.

Timestamp plz

​@@lindinle 1:20:10

It's the hardest I've ever laughed at a one-liner out of the 100+ episodes of this thing. Never thought we'd top "MY NAME IS DON WILSON AND I RUN IOWA'S LARGEST WILDLIFE PRESERVE."

Agreed. I’ve seen nearly all the RLM BOTW videos and this is by far my favorite. Sanford Strong alone was pure insanity and all these scam artists videos are just gold.

@@nigelthornberry5375I’m reminded of when they asked if anyone’s IMDb photo is a mugshot and Rich said “Harvey Winestien”

I'm convinced that trampoline guy chose the gay name to pre-emptively stop people using that very name for the next exercise. 😉

@@korganrocks3995 nah its because the dildo to put on the trampoline costs another 500$ so you cant do the gay bounce til you buy the Dildo and second tape

@@korganrocks3995 that's genius

They create gay jokes most gay people (I know I am one) find funny.

@@BrookeK92 That's the difference between comedians who joke about anything and comedians who complain that you can't joke about anything these days... the former CREATE gay jokes while the latter treat "gay" as a punchline. Rinse and repeat for any other edgy topic.

A lot of people do that especially with jokes. Sometimes you see it on British panel shows when they are riffing jokes out on the spot.

PUT MIKE STOKLASA IN FORTNITE

@@starbitscg4563 RLM x Fortnite crossover incoming

What do we call Mike’s attempt at flossing? Fleshing?

'this is the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened in the studio'

@@ruthie8785 flushing

lol

You mean on his own kind

Old man on old man violence smh

I want to see Mike on tiktok

He's 83, lay off him, man.

💯

it's bought

It’s attached to the back of the Plinketto board. Very space-efficient

Put it on Patreon

For real! I appreciate the craftsmanship involved.

He even sort of sounded like Ed Grimley

They mentioned the cactus but not the giant jagged fucking rock

I'd argue a cliff also counts as a giant rock.

Mike trying to floss and dabbing after that fault spin was poetical

"unexpected, but also scarily expected at the same time." Kinda like dementia.

He gets to subject everyone to his fetish again.

@@gsesquire3441 "grave adjacent" 😂

It was a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.

Him moaning and going “oh yeah” to an old folks tape.

At least the floss is useful if you've just gotten out of the pool and have a real towel.

And he did it all without a kitchen countertop!

@@lisacz9627 Not every elderly person has access to a kitchen counter, you know...

As someone who works with kids I'd developed an irrational hatred for all those things, but seeing Mike do it cured my hatred and made me laugh harder than I have in months!

Dang, what a comment

It's even got six bullet points!

And this guy proceeds to tell everyone he meets to always carry condition one.... If you want to give good advice on handling everyday to anyone, you should start with the open carry loonies who not only handle their weapon everyday, but carry it with them into otherwise safe places when they have the emotional maturity of a toddler. I would feel much safer about Peggy loading and unloading her weapon inside her home than I do about Bubba with a sling holster who can't even determine the difference between a real credible threat and a person who needs directions. 1.) True, now go tell all your friends at the range that their range time is just introducing danger. Seriously, you are correct, but this extends to EVERY time a weapon is loaded and unloaded. If you are already a good shot then going to the range is only introducing danger for no benefit. 2.) Just not true. You do not gain muscle memory of quickly grabbing it and firing it from loading it and unloading it. Not to mention only a very small fraction of people actually do things while asleep beyond rolling. If you did anything from muscle memory you would unload it and then load it again, the movements you have actually been doing. 3.) Not really. Not any more than any other time loading it. Once again tell your buddies at the range that shooting so much is only dangerous since they need to load their weapon so much... In reality this would be the opposite. More chances to load it wrong, but infinitely more practice doing it right. This also gives you an opportunity to make sure it is loaded correctly. 4.) I urge you to eject the same round from a 9mm until you wear through the brass. Not only is it gonna take thousands of cycles, it likely won't even go off if you do, and if it does it won't explode. It will puff a bit out the side and the bullet will go nowhere. That is because it requires a pressure build up inside of the cartridge for either of those. If you are expecting a barrel to explode from a single round with some abrasion on the casing then you are unnecessarily paranoid. The odds are even lower than those of defending yourself with an open carry weapon. 5.) Weapons are designed to handle THOUSANDS of action cycles. Not just a few hundred. Most parts of the action will stand up to HUNDREDS of THOUSANDS of cycles. Once again the odds that you damage the internals from cycling the action properly each time is miniscule, and the wear is precisely how the manufacturer designed it. If you need to get it serviced after 5-10 years, that is just normal use. Most things don't last that long. 6.)Once again tell all the guys at the range how unhealthy it is for them to obsessively practice with their weapons. Really you are just grasping at straws here. Handling a weapon is not going to affect your mental health directly, but you could be in a bad mental state while handling your weapon. Which is why you really shouldn't open carry either and especially on condition one. The real reason you shouldn't load and unload your weapon everyday is that your gun is more likely to be used by you against someone in anger or to be used by someone else against you then you are to use it in self defense. By a huge margin. Keeping a loaded gun in your house makes your house more dangerous than one that has a criminal inside of it actively burglarizing it. Because thieves don't normally want to commit murder, and those that commit murder are usually your closest family or friends who you wouldn't shoot at.

7.) The ammo is kept next to the gun in the vid, so really, it might as well be loaded.

I hope they do a lot of good with that money! Now let's watch RLM make fun of the elderly.

A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one

They drink to forget.

What happened to him?

@@Afterburner215 Passed away a couple years ago but was nominated for several grammys sold millions of albums

@@Afterburner215 He died in 2021

Believe it or not, I'm walkin' on air I never thought I could feel so free Flyin' away on a wing and a prayer Who could it be? Believe it or not it's just me

@@lTheLordZedd he'll get no celebration or sympathy from me

Funniest shit I've seen in ages!

The only acceptable form of flossing and dabbing come from the well-oiled hips of Mike Stoklasa.

Gouge your eyes!!

Comment radiates boomer energy

@@itsfine5818 Mike bathes in olive oil because he knows! He knows..

It's certainly up there!

Me too. Back pains?

I love it when Rich tells everyone that it's Green LEDs only

Channel's off to a strong 2023

Who reads 1 hour and 25 minutes as 85 minutes?

@@xanthippus3190 it was faster to type it that way, also idk

Also svengoolies on tonight

They used the donation money from the Nukie tape to fund the new wheel! Oh those poor kids and animals who didnt get the money they needed OH WELL!!

@@joejones9288 Source?

@@irishinstigator7854 his ass

Good ol' Ruch Evans

One of my favorite movies growing up was Ruchie Ruch

People forget JUST how conservative the 90's really were. Post Reagan was a wild fucking time qwq

​@@RPGManoWar CONSIVERTISM BAAAD😂

​@@HydraBill57that's not what they're saying. Although yes, being conservative is cringe. If you're a conservative, you should gouge your eyes

I would really like to know how you get more conservative than Carman. Please share some insight.

@@Theoppositesex I mean their main concern about Carman was that his music was "Too modern". Anything even Rock music adjacent was still considered the devil's music by them. So basically it wasn't a hymn so it was bad.

A bot stole your quip and got way more likes than you, they show up among the first comments.

You mean in the Wheel? He's small enough to fit inside.

@@mariusdragoe2888 Why did this make me think of the bald Mario in the slapping machine from the Master of Disguise credits?

Ronnie Rocket

I pictured Rich in a hamster wheel, falling down trying to stay upright in it

Feel like there should be a Black Spine trade option. If the person thinks the tape is going to suck or they aren't happy with it while reviewing the first few minutes of the tape, they could trade it for a Black Spine. But they must review whatever tape they choose.

Maybe Rich will put that new woodchipper to good use against the extra stock of black spines

Mike has the spine to match his soul.

Cool story bro

Perhaps he needs a spinal tap

If Tim doesn’t count, then definitely. Though maybe Higgins is semi-core cast like Josh now.

He's a little too close to the industry in some ways, so he plays it safe in his comments quite often.

Hell yeah

Bigbangyung

Agreed, Freddy and Len Kabazinzky (sp) are the best guests of all time.

"Oxygen Tank Grandpa"

@@Trig242 that's his legal name

@joshuagomez9600 not even dying, just suffering

Literally the first nightmare I remember having was due to a Carman music video (the horror parody where the alligator men come out the TV and chase people) it's pretty embarrassing now, lol. But I did genuinely like his music when I was growing up.

I was never part of an AoG church, but this guy was a big deal for my non-denominational friend's and I. He was a big deal for the CCM genre in general. This was definitely a cringy, yet fun trip down memory lane for me as well. I never did get to see him in concert, however.

Yeah he was great. A true legend.

Also saw Carman in concert. Southern Baptist though.

A surprisingly amazing concert. I saw Carmen maybe around 1997. My friends and I were shocked.

Shame about the guy's closet though

oh shit!!

That movie is so disturbing

Oof

Carman died on February 16, 2021

That's where I recognised that from!

Same.

"He's just awful"

"FREEZEYOUREADEADMAN" *Shoots*

He denies us safety just to laugh at the elderly, like any real evildoer.

It's "How to build a haunted house" all over again

I still watch his ReView of Return of the Living Dead. It's always good.

Mike probably laughs that way at corn too. I mean who are we kidding?