Best of the Worst: Spookies, Action USA, and Alien Private Eye 

Sometimes Mike has an emotion - and it's adorable.

ME TOO!

Best comment of the show!

I guess the video worked and he survived the edged weapons.

@@metalmugen thank God for that tape

He must’ve been one of the ones stabbed in the groin

Yeah, its Joe Bagadonuts.

No way he's from Surviving Edged Weapons. He isn't nearly Nothwestern enough. His sentences didn't all end in "You betcha" or "Don't ya know"

The lust crazed muck men were too powerful. It wouldn't have been interesting if they'd been in the film!

They left all the Lust-Crazed Muck Men for the ending credits

@@ActionBastardo damn that was savage, nice comment

@@thenamelessone6119 s

@@teghous9237 what?

"I like that spoopie"

Mike doesn't always show compassion for things, but when he does it's a real delight

21:03

This is why I watch this video.

It’s definitely in my top 10 RLM moments

I just thought about this the other day lmao

Its 1am and im watching it. I go to work at 9am lol

me too

This comment hit way too close to home

Are you me?

I'd sure like to shoot some lust-filled muckmen from the hip, if you catch my drift.

He's says that on the regular

"from the hip" i'm fucking crying

@@ringkite A WILD CUB SPOTTED. What are the odds.

timestamps pls. I'm just here for Rich bits

A true Beta plus.

Tbf he did get the name of the drug completely wrong.

@@Qwerm What? It’s soma. Wasn’t that What they said

Christian Morales I also like Jay yelling “spookie!” when the spookie pops up.

"Don't hurt that spookie! :("

Vampire Assassin was a quality movie goddamnit.

SOMEbody has to hold the Camera.... We need the NEW GUY on ther panel. OK MIke, You caN sTIll dRinK beEr

@@samhammich7993 "I run this fucking company and they won't let me on the panel!"

Too many Star Trek soliloquy.

@@NobodyCaresALot uhhh thats not what soliloquy means.. you mean non-sequitur

That's to be expected when you stiff Rem Lezar.

I think he passed out drunk, so they had to improvise.

Rem Lezar has punished him.

@@stirnersretrowave5094 was just thinking that lol

@@h.p.lovesauce9192 It's only IMPLIED that he's stiffing you

Unless the planet is orbiting all the way around some sort of small stellar nursery like the Pleiades.

@@AncientSlugThrower Who's to say the moons aren't all covered in entire continents of augite? -(This isn't serious, I just like thinking of weird sci-fi concepts and trying to make sense of them)-

With ten suns, there's likely no planet either.

@@astrosci8864 what would be the correct astronomic term for a terrestrial body (with rocky chemistry, an oxygen-rich atmosphere, and large amounts of liquid water) in a multistellar system? Would it be an exoplanet? A rogue planet? Some sort of ridiculously massive, terrestrial asteroid?

@@DistractedGlobeGuy The term I would use is "doomed".

Jacob S that last part threw me for a loop lmao

Yeah, it shit sure aint no Monster Squad / Goonies!

The More You Know!

so spoopy!!

They've covered some crazy stuff on this show, but that fact alone really elevates Spookies above the pack.

Damn y'all are brutal. He was funny!

@@solharv7817 I take your Groucho Marx and raise you a Abbott & Costello.

No. It's the sax player from The Commitments.

The greatest gift man can recieve

But what happened to Randy?

cursed more like it jk

He must have done terrible things is what you are saying...

@@gandalf8216 one of hitlers speeches has possibly reached the furthest in space of any radio broadcast so you’re not entirely wrong.

@@gandalf8216 he was just that evil, the entire galaxy knows.

@@spaghettivase4808 I mean he's also been on earth long enough to start a business. He's probably found out about Hitler through cultural osmosis, if nothing else.

He must've visited planet Hitler at some point in time

Vdwateared exigent I will manage, unsheathed

Which one is Dave?

Oh dear; I’m so sorry to hear

​@@Simon74I think he's the dude in the brown jacket running away at 16:20

He also lost hair

@@biffabacon8860 That's where the mustache came from. The hair wasn't lost, it simply relocated.

Mike's a master of movie magic

bobbypaycheque took me too long to figure out this was a joke.

@@biffabacon8860 Tbh, I think he would look pretty good with it all shaved. Bald > very receding hair.

rich evan's laughter cures cancer

What's even better is Mike next to him whimpering, literally trying his damnest not to cry.

Is there a recording or transcript of this interview? I'd love to see it!

Uncle Tony jumping through the door kills me every time

@@PurposelessRabbitholes i'll give you a million CRIPLETS

100% This is by far my favorite episodes

@@aresx666 YOOOOO WHAT UP DAWG haha

@@PurposelessRabbitholes AYYYYYYE *MASSIVE FINGER GUNS*

Abraham Ljungberg stunt coordinator for the Tomb had to be quick work! It’s two action scenes and that’s it.

@@blackjackrobby i hope he got payed well for that afternoon when they shot the whole movie.

Chris Git everyone needs a cover day job. Hal tests planes. John is a director/stunt guy.

Death spa is a classic no need to besmirch the name of such classy high brow entertainment

Abraham Ljungberg death spa was one of my favorite RLM BOTW reviews

Ppl need to stop buying these really explosive reapers.

@@Slappap Pfft, good luck finding non-explosive reapers

Same.

Omg saaaame

“Don’t hurt that spookie”

That was some editing

Rich Evans’ laugh got rid of my vaccine-caused autism.

Please laugh harder Dick the Birthday Boy, I have some lumps I'm worried about!

@@Evelina_412 BUT he overcame all that and became our savior! Aidsmen!

@@RevolverOcelot-1995 There aren't any girls on RU-vid.

He purified our water supply, fertilized our crops, and delivered vaccines unto our houses!

It's like the frasier of movie reviews, I feel superior to others who don't watch and appreciate

Honestly surprised Rich just breezed right over that. lol

Thaddeus Sechrist He was too busy trying to read.

Of course Jay got disappointed by that!

He's been spending too much time at The Manhole

I completely disagree with Rich here. I don't think he appreciates stuntmen

And then you have the silver grass

It's smaller artificial suns they made when their original one died.

maybe its like K-pax. where the planet is a metaphysical concept

You're thinking about it wrong. They meant 10 "sons". There were only 10 male offspring on the whole planet. And only half of them had butts, so that's why only 5 "moons". Ask no further questions, the hat and shoulder pad suit invalidate any logical refutations.

@@jeremyhulbert3343 they couldnt have had ten children. mormonism doesnt exist on their planet

it was more of a precaution than anything since rich was also on the panel. it would've been like pointing two mirrors at each other

mike keeps his spock ears on for sex

Dillon Cain Holy fuck this is amazing! Luther is one of my favorite side characters, he’s so damn intense and creepy

He also played A.W.O.L. in "Stone Cold" with Brian Bosworth.

Would love to see him on an episode of BotW

@@aries4378 btow?

DarkOniFlames Best Of The Worst. BotW

should be first comment

Thank you

Nice

I assume is was Small Dick.

Lol "Rod Shaft" 🤣 Talk about over compensating! (maybe 'refridgerated button mushroom' was already taken in the actors guild listings) :/

I looked it up on IMDB and its the guy with the corvette from the opening scene go figure LMAO

You'd really think he would go by "Rodney"

@@vsGoliath96 I don't practice Santaria, I ain't got no Rem Lezar

If Mike had joined, he would have taken ten unedited minutes to talk about the time in Star Trek when Picard used the holodeck to roleplay as his favourite fictional private eye.

@@qwopiretyu If I had a quixotic medallion I'd create rem lezar

I wanna see them do some sort of Mystery Science Theater type thing and critique the movies as they watch them.

@@shadowprince4482 thisssssssssss

Bro ikr

You it’s crazy how right this is. Also went thought a stretch of it being through doohans door eye, the instructor episode every single day.

This just happened to me.

Same

The ones that autoplay are coincidentaaaalllyyyyy the ones that have the highest view count out of all Best of the Worst episodes

Sometimes reality hits hard.

It’s his Vulcan half taking back control

He realized thay he let the mask slip.

Mike has dedicated so much time laughing at olds that feeling childlike joy really sours his mood

D O N ' T H U R T T H A T S P O O K I E

*Spoopie

whom amongst us

2019 is the 2nd year of Luigi

He's gone! He's outta control maaaan! .......I think his mind has finally snapped from consuming all this VHS drek, *get this man some help!* He actually can't tell where the irony / sarcasm begins and where it ends anymore! (I picture him on his own in a darkened room, sat on the floor with a duvet blanket wrapped round everything but the face, empty beer bottles strewn around him.......Watching _Nukie_ over and over.... ) O~O

@@zetetick395 hello how are you

@@8bitgreat I'm really quite well - thank you - that's thoughtful of you for asking, Mr 420nickleback666 - I hope you are well also...... ......I don't wish to sound rude, but is there *a reason* you've picked me out in particular for such pleasant consideration?

@@zetetick395 no

What?

Action USA got a Vinegar Syndrome release!? I didn't see it on the website. I bought Alien Private Eye though and I unironicaly like it 😬

@@sir0nion Action USA sold out really fast

@@GasmaskAvenger Darn. Well, I think they still have Spookies. I'll get to see Death explode in 2 or 4k!

The Vinegar Syndrome folks are true heroes

​@@KingThrillgoreor vice versa

Why do i think mike would take delight in being referred to as rich evans' oppressive boyfriend

@@jowaksh6627 aw jeez

He was even brave enough to say something negative about Trekkies, be strong Rich

Even Jay seems to "grow a few feet", when Mike is not on the panel. I'm not saying I want less Mike but the group dynamic does change, when he's behind the camera. Or passed out on the couch?!? It's an all-around interesting change, especially with the new blood, adding another angle to the discussion.

Mac and Dennis vibes

I wonder how many quibblits Reapers cost per unit?

The bomb dropped on Hiroshima was over 20 Reapertons

Do the hack frauds accept spacebucks(tm)?

Thats a cute name for a cat

I'm gonna steal this idea!

Same. Same.

I often see comments in these threads that more or less say that this content helps them with depression. That's pretty awesome.

The amount of pleasure I get from watching three middle aged men and one twink sitting around a table is scary.

me: :$ :] 3====D

BotW keeps my depression at bay

You're not kidding, I can;t find it anywhere!

It was filmed in my hometown of Waco, TX, and nobody here remembers anything about it. Then again, given our history of gun battles and fiery explosions, it's possible no one realized a movie was being filmed.

Yeah I'd qualify that as more of a documentary.

@@andyholstein237 dude i was surprised to see the alico. i was just like holy shit is that waco did they drop that guy in the brazos?

That’s how I play rpgs

If I had a dollar for every time I've heard someone say that...

They could have at least used scotch tape to pull back the eyelids on the mask to make it more consistent with the actress

Mmmmm, she ended her day with a ventriloquist smoothie.... Now *that's* some good eatin! Slurp slurp! :P

I wish you the best brother. Ive been having health issues with my family as well and RLM is definitely a bright spot for me when Im down.

you haven't the double down episode

Don't forget to be cool about fire safety!

Damn, man. That hit me right in the feels. Hope everything goes well.

Hey man, stay strong. Remember you are loved.

Action US-EH

Whoa, that's probably the biggest thing to ever go down in Waco, TX!

@@IzzyTheEditor same. I heard they had a huge bbq afterwards to celebrate.

4th Law) If the car has a grim reaper in it

5) It’s literally impossible to ever apply the breaks and come to a stop whilst speeding towards some shit that’ll make your car explode

Man, I thought for sure this comment was written this year. ....nope.

I feel this has aged appropriately

In the Grim Darkness of the present... There is only Rich Evans

@Man on phone yeah just when you thought a virus was enough ...

Man on phone okay..

Yeah, Tim's pretty funny actually. He's up there with Jack

He's like a fun uncle who visits unpredictably

@@YaMamasAss You guys gotta stop ranking rlm members, it's gotta be really awkward for them to read if you think about it.

@@dannass5 Fam, it wasn't a ranking lmfao It was just me saying I find him funny. Stop being a weirdo lol

@@YaMamasAss What, did I make you uncomfortable by acknowledging a little unspoken fact, that people rank the rlm members in the comments? I'm such a silly weirdo fam.

I do know that you can watch Alien Private Eye on RU-vid - Some maniac's uploaded it, so you can search for it and revel in the GLORY your own good self!

@@zetetick395 there's always some maniac weirdo supplying us with quality B movie goodness bless those glorious weirdos. We salute you good sir.

The Harlequin There are some who call him...Tim?

why? xD

It was shown in a theatre?? O.O

@@zetetick395 yep

it was shown in a theater in 42nd ST, Manhatten on the first release. And more recently at several Alamo Drafthouse Theaters. Originally in Austin and more recently in their Brooklyn theater. BTW, I'm the Art Director for the film when it was called "Twisted Souls"

@@Daxinar0 - the "producer" was a crook. There's no nice way to describe him. When he walked onto the set it made my skin crawl. He bragged about getting rich by stealing other people's films. Anyway, the full "Twisted Souls" film was finished except for the effects. Tom Doran (one of the original directors) was editing the film, This "producer" was getting impatient and would argue with Tom and eventually, a verbal fight broke out and they "parted company". The scumbag producer called everyone - actors, crew - to work with him on adding footage and we told him NO. I personally told him it would be an insult to Tom and Brendan. So, he went and found some bimbo who had worked in porn and she "directed" and "edited" her crap scenes in between the good stuff. And, of course, completely sucked the life out of the good scenes. everything bad about "Spookies" can be attributed to her and the crook producer. Everything good is from Tom, Brendan and those of us who worked our asses off on the original "Twisted Souls" footage.

Lyle Swann maybe they can un cancel supernatural with the big bad being Lust-Crazed Muck-Men

this summer... James Cameron brings you... MUD

They are making a swamp thing tv show

Lyle Swann it’s replacing the Tarrasque in my D&D games.

@@ashesanddiamonds2692 😅😅😅😉😋

Porn stache for the win

he is at fuckbutt point

@@kylenyce8198 fuckbutt point is just outside of fondlers landing

@@kylenyce8198 You know what they say... 3 is a crowd!!!

My favorite panel grouping is Rich Jay Josh Jack. But I agree Tim is good as well. Swap time for Jack and you’re still good....., but Jack is great too Hell just do all five.

Probably because it, unlike unvaccinated children, is not susceptible to a whole host of deadly diseases.

@@doodledibob *golf clap*

@@doodledibob I'll need to scale the World Trade Center to gain enough altitude to give you the high-five that you deserve.

Some things never change

10/10 on timing

I checked the comments just to find this comment. I couldn't exactly remember the name but it was killing me throughout.

yeah and this episode came out a month after that BOTW! Strange.

That'd be Best of the Best

Needs more Nukie.

They did it all for the Nukie.

It’s all part of the Nukie Extended Universe (NEU).

Or better yet, a wheel of misfortune with only Nukies in the chambers

Oh my go- I mean, ahaa

Haven't seen it in decades, but from what I remember, it was pretty good.

He's going to have a hard time against Wilson/Hawk.

Yes! because already have been drinking!

There's nothing better than Mike laughing because of something Rich said or did. So pure, that's real friendship

It's not Tom Selleck?

LMAO. Maybe if Tom Selleck ran out of fucks to give.

I assumed they'd gone back to the 70s and stolen a bad John Carpenter lookalike. Because that makes sense.

There Patreon must be through the roof to afford a time machine.

He was in one of the episodes with mikkaulee kulken

@@teehundeart mikkalalkaklaklkallaka

@@jimger9978 Milwaukee Kulkin?

And in Space Cop

He's also cousin Howard Plinkett in The Last Plinkett Review: he who shat in his pants while crossing the finish line, winning a gold medal at the 92 Barcelona Olympics.

hey, i have friends! at least for the hour or so this show runs.