Try Not To Laugh - Theo Von - PART 3 

Me too! But it took me a sec to get it lol 😅

I lost at “Once I was driving around naked”

Same dude

That was clever and very quick, so not simple at all

Yeah he downplayed that hard. That shit was right off the top though. Shit crumpled me lol

Very well spoken, I'm feeling the same✌️💯💥

Which part is a lie? You think he didn't actually eat an owl?

No harm meant friend, I don't have time to fact-check if anything is a lie or the truth, I'm just trying to return the positive vibes that Mr Theo causes while also changing one's perception that have been acquired by habits and the repetition required to just survive this life for most people. In my opinion only, Theo Von is like a crowbar that pops locks so that people can proceed with an open mind and expand their own thought process and question themselves in a different way instead of being a slave to the Matrix. Love conquers all, music helps, never give up, you can still make it even if your bed was a piece of plywood put over a kitchen sink, because the family was out of room in such a small apartment for all the siblings. And maybe part of it is also that I was born in Baton Rouge and went South from there and that culture is different and I miss it.

​@@kreb12he had a LITTLE

​@@soppadoopa-brooke7378he spit it out

That’s what improv is my dude, but I totally agree

“There was this one kid in my hometown...” gets me every time

@@joebarra1010 that boy Gurt

@@kraftpunk5947 Johnny Conforto

Yeah his storys are obv false (I’m sure based in reality) but that’s the beauty of it he puts this animated image in ur head that’s jus hilarious

OMG the owl story !!!!! 😅

Dude I lost it!!

I went 24:35 & found nothing funny whatsoever. Not even a mild smirk, sadly. His humor is best suited to young, mostly brain-dead Tik Tok children.

@@Cjs3315 Hating everything because your peers don't like you isn't healthy in the long run

@@Cjs3315when you got through ten minutes of it not being funny, why did you keep watching it?

Just like manatees... they taste like crap. I don't catch and release tho.

He says we’ll I diddnt eat a lot

"i didnt inhale" bill clinton lol

Lawyer: safe!!!

thought u fr said oat meal lmaooo

that’s fucking amazing HAHAH

😂😂😂

😅😂🤣

I haven't gotten here yet but I died laughing at this

Hahaha stooooop. 😂

It's not like they were askin for it made me snort

Book Babies they called ‘em, where I grew up.

Thats the joke, conversational comedy.

Lol 901 never disappoints. Sunday drive on 240 can turn into a bad day.

Mess around and take the Mallory or 3rd street exit by mistake n find out. Or Airways North. Or any exit really. I have a Love/hate relationship with Memphis.

Pull up on summer ave at 10pm on a Saturday night and try to survive that drive

@@moby24k bro I seen folks on summer slam into light poles running from cops while racing. Seen someone get slung out of a car while fishtailing. And plenty more. But hey, at least auto zones open 24/7 lol

Memphis is a dump

ok

Anyone who starts a sentence with "I hit a dab" deserves to have their face massaged with a cheese grater.

@@fabiantimmins2224 i imagine that if I had parents who named me Fabian I would be a loser too

@@HotdogRust Imagine if Fabian didn't give a single fuck what you thought of his name? Now run a long and hit another dab you played out nugget.

@@fabiantimmins2224 Why does medicine Trigger you

I was laughing fr 😂

Yoooo lmao

What song are they talking about?!

@@macg6736 wonderful tonight-eric clapton

@@fatherprimefathertime4160 thank you! I actually found it shortly after but you’re reply is appreciated

That line cracked me up! Other people’s work.

With a hint of Dale from KOTH

Todd but not a bully

Nah he's way smarter than that. Bad comparison

steve do you happen to live in florida or texas?

@@thankful_parrot9172 no, southwest Pennsylvania..not far from West Virginia. So..yeah. I know a lot of crazy hillbillies lol

@@Steve-1269 what town do you live in? I'm from Canonsburg and this story is crazy 😂

Theo, that you?

@@austinjones8701NO WAY are you fuckin serious? I'm from canonsburg too! I Grew up a right by the radiation dump in Strabane..The mountain lion thing happened in the early 2000s. GUNTOWN!! Lol I can't believe you're from CBG too..small world man...you hangout at guntown bar at all? That bike in your pic looks familiar. 🤔

Dude that’s because they’re literally ‘stories’. He’s so genius he pretty much makes all this shit up in the fly! Hysterical

That's because it makes it all up and it's amazing

@@J4ME5_ nah if you have seen some of the boonies out in the south.. there are a ton of stories he says based on truth forsure. he lived in a town of 2k people, some weird stuff happens in those deep secluded towns in NA. thats where you find all the inbreds and meth smokers. had a friend that moved from oklahoma to my school and he had some insane stories like this too. pictures and vids to back it up.

I didn’t have a lot. actually I think I spit it out

he didnt say welp. that is more for 20 year old reddit dipshits who also say things like "plethora" and "yikes"

Exactly!! I think his stories are 95% true

I couldnt believe his stories where real. I started looking incidents up on google and they all came up tbh. I couldn't even believe it.

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@@AudiofatuationI think they’re based off of some true incident but exaggerated x100

it definitely varies but a huge chunk of them are obviously almost entirely fake with the tiniest nugget of truth

I am from Kentucky. People drive around without shirts or shoes. Our Biology teacher got caught driving naked through a toll booth. He wasn't our teacher after that.

@@moniqueengleman873 we live in a crazy society I swear it’s hilarious 😂

I would definitely do that if I was a bloke

Yeah Ohio here, I drive barefoot allot 😁 never naked thou

@@lilme7052 what is a bloke

Him and Chris Delia make me laugh so damn much!

Him and tom segura

Matt McCusker

He and Tom are the funniest comedians period

I agree

The vid was playing when i woke up and this exact line was the first thing i heard today. "I can see you in the Bible bruhhh" and i was like wtf!?!?😂😂

Coming down on a little boat 🚣‍♀️ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@@dalehedgcoe44 he ain lyin tho bro got the Jesus beard

AHAHAHAHHA the hand movement

shane was so weird

He looked scared lol, thought he was being serious

I’ve got 5 Aces 😂

What makes you think he'd never be mainstream?

@@zachstewart1365 i don’t think he wants to be haha.

Id say currently Theo is one of the most mainstream comics up with Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura

@@kidx4581 he’s just not got specials every year etc like most of the big guys but yeah he’s becoming more popular all the time. I’m from uk also so obv not a name over here yet either.

@@NickMullet The UK now thats fair

Existence worthwhile?? Lol no wonder you're such a fan 😂

Actually a good comparison. He is a comedy Tom Waits 😮

Unintentionally funny? He knows what hes doing with humor man, abstract comparisons, timing, he seems to really thrive in natural settings. His standup seems forced, hard to watch.

@@phrawga not necessarily unintentionally, I'll agree with you. He's phenomenal regardless. I like the input. I was stoned when I made the initial comment 😂

U

What is that even mean

@@pinkisforpimps a guppy is a type of fish. It’s not really an insult that makes sense when u think about it too much

1000%

Itchin to get outta there

"Who would know better than the original recipe?"

Lets ask Kaitlyn Jenner

@@Audiofatuationthis had me dyin😂😭

When did u see your first Asian

I am too! What part?

Anywhere rural is like this

🤣🤣

Is he a big drinker? My piss used to be like round up when I was binge drinking.

Can confirm. I live in Baton Rouge, LA amd the grass next to my backdoor is always dead.

Check out brennan reece.

@@mrfluffywuffy6847 Appreciate the recommendation. I gave a listen to his set at the Apollo. He had jokes, but just not my flavor. He is in the same school as Aziz Ansari, with his loaded joke gun just pounding away, VERY quickly, at the audience. Maybe it’s me, but the fastest my brain will allow itself to function is around Sebastian Maniscalco mph. Any faster and my laugh is trying desperately to catch up with the jokes as they are spun. I mean, my favorite comic is Norm……was Norm. 😢……. That should tell you something about why Mr. Reece, while funny, isn’t really my speed.

@@curtismcdonald6838 haha yeah the difference in speed between Brennan and Norm would be jarring. I was thinking more of Brennans appearances on the have a word podcast. Where he talks about his formative years, his family of circus performers, his siblings, his time in the theatre scene, his run in with Kevin Spacey and his attempt at self fellatio amongst other things. Much in the same format as Theo in this video.

@@mrfluffywuffy6847 WOW! That list started out innocently enough, then took a violent U-turn at Kevin Spacey and had a spicy finish with the whole self-gratification bit. I’ve heard comics whose on-stage persona was in stark contrast to all other forms of media they appear on. And it seems true that no matter how fast your ideas leave your head on-stage, everyone slows down once in a conversational setting, like there’s some odometer reading that everyone must adhere to depending on the medium. On-stage, no more than 225 wpm. Podcasts, no more than 160 wpm. Late night talk shows, 275 wpm…. Seems like almost every comic changes tone once they leave the stage. Never heard of this podcast, have a word, but I get that Mr. Reece could move more at my pace once the mandatory odometer reading is forced upon him. My job allows for the use of ear buds to drown out the thoughts I have concerning how much of an incompetent dick my boss is. Perhaps I’ll give this a listen.

@@curtismcdonald6838 the whole podcast is a blast. Other highlights include a Jamie Hutchinson