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Try Not To Laugh - Theo Von - PART 3 

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@milderaddiction8865
@milderaddiction8865 Год назад
Theo is the rare type of person where you don't care that 90% of it is a lie. He just wings it and when challenged just digs deeper into chaos.
@rogerepennjr7972
@rogerepennjr7972 Год назад
Very well spoken, I'm feeling the same✌️💯💥
@kreb12
@kreb12 Год назад
Which part is a lie? You think he didn't actually eat an owl?
@rogerepennjr7972
@rogerepennjr7972 11 месяцев назад
No harm meant friend, I don't have time to fact-check if anything is a lie or the truth, I'm just trying to return the positive vibes that Mr Theo causes while also changing one's perception that have been acquired by habits and the repetition required to just survive this life for most people. In my opinion only, Theo Von is like a crowbar that pops locks so that people can proceed with an open mind and expand their own thought process and question themselves in a different way instead of being a slave to the Matrix. Love conquers all, music helps, never give up, you can still make it even if your bed was a piece of plywood put over a kitchen sink, because the family was out of room in such a small apartment for all the siblings. And maybe part of it is also that I was born in Baton Rouge and went South from there and that culture is different and I miss it.
@soppadoopa-brooke7378
@soppadoopa-brooke7378 11 месяцев назад
​@@kreb12he had a LITTLE
@Last_Chance.
@Last_Chance. 11 месяцев назад
​@@soppadoopa-brooke7378he spit it out
@scottcurry6282
@scottcurry6282 2 года назад
I lost at "I went to an Ivy league school..." "I went to a poison ivy league school, I was itchin to get outta there" I'm a simple person
@charlieblade1232
@charlieblade1232 2 года назад
Me too! But it took me a sec to get it lol 😅
@duffygames7900
@duffygames7900 2 года назад
I lost at “Once I was driving around naked”
@tbfkrex1
@tbfkrex1 2 года назад
Same dude
@Marz2727
@Marz2727 Год назад
That was clever and very quick, so not simple at all
@jinks908
@jinks908 Год назад
Yeah he downplayed that hard. That shit was right off the top though. Shit crumpled me lol
@montanaelkwhisperer1744
@montanaelkwhisperer1744 2 года назад
Theo: "there was this one guy..." The whole room is already laughing.
@brocklesner5306
@brocklesner5306 Год назад
He's the best. I don't remember the exact quote but he once said that when your single, using a crock pot is like having someone waiting at home for you . 💀
@siofrarafferty3821
@siofrarafferty3821 Год назад
that’s fucking amazing HAHAH
@JonJon-nv1mm
@JonJon-nv1mm Год назад
😂😂😂
@jacobmcvay123
@jacobmcvay123 2 года назад
“If ya wanna feed a family of four, one owl won’t do it.” Right then and there is where I couldn’t stop laughing.
@alexandredesilets4909
@alexandredesilets4909 Год назад
OMG the owl story !!!!! 😅
@josherwin4099
@josherwin4099 Год назад
Dude I lost it!!
@Cjs3315
@Cjs3315 Год назад
I went 24:35 & found nothing funny whatsoever. Not even a mild smirk, sadly. His humor is best suited to young, mostly brain-dead Tik Tok children.
@skwoshyxdskyxd3774
@skwoshyxdskyxd3774 Год назад
@@Cjs3315 Hating everything because your peers don't like you isn't healthy in the long run
@portalbuilder7021
@portalbuilder7021 11 месяцев назад
@@Cjs3315when you got through ten minutes of it not being funny, why did you keep watching it?
@JayMac
@JayMac 2 года назад
Even though he obviously makes some things up as he goes he's an absolute beast at improv.. He hears one word and can make an entire story out of it 🤣🤣
@jamiemckelvie342
@jamiemckelvie342 2 года назад
That’s what improv is my dude, but I totally agree
@joebarra1010
@joebarra1010 2 года назад
“There was this one kid in my hometown...” gets me every time
@kraftpunk5947
@kraftpunk5947 2 года назад
@@joebarra1010 that boy Gurt
@CactusBrannigan
@CactusBrannigan 2 года назад
@@kraftpunk5947 Johnny Conforto
@CN86443
@CN86443 2 года назад
Yeah his storys are obv false (I’m sure based in reality) but that’s the beauty of it he puts this animated image in ur head that’s jus hilarious
@LegendsNeverDie11
@LegendsNeverDie11 2 года назад
Joe: You ate owl meat? Theo: yeaaaa Joe: I don’t think that’s legal. Theo: actually I think I spit it out, I don’t even like owls.
@zachrorke9046
@zachrorke9046 2 года назад
Just like manatees... they taste like crap. I don't catch and release tho.
@danielgerhardt4692
@danielgerhardt4692 Год назад
He says we’ll I diddnt eat a lot
@asanettles5679
@asanettles5679 Год назад
"i didnt inhale" bill clinton lol
@striker44aa
@striker44aa Год назад
Lawyer: safe!!!
@winnerzbolton8671
@winnerzbolton8671 Год назад
thought u fr said oat meal lmaooo
@danielharrell1660
@danielharrell1660 2 года назад
“Have you saved a life” “Yeah….no actually I almost drowned” 😂😂
@charles_wren_films
@charles_wren_films Год назад
😅😂🤣
@abnormallyabsurd
@abnormallyabsurd Год назад
I haven't gotten here yet but I died laughing at this
@matthewcabecabjj
@matthewcabecabjj Год назад
The way Theo makes comedians laugh is the best. Its so sincere.
@apollo1573
@apollo1573 2 года назад
“Whoever did owl’s PR” Like they got an advertising team lmfao
@jhart1127
@jhart1127 Год назад
Thats the joke, conversational comedy.
@younclebear
@younclebear 2 года назад
Theo bringing a whole new meaning to being a bookworm @4:45
@AdrianaBarron1
@AdrianaBarron1 Год назад
Hahaha stooooop. 😂
@mandolorion8456
@mandolorion8456 9 месяцев назад
It's not like they were askin for it made me snort
@DisNugguhRiteHer
@DisNugguhRiteHer 2 месяца назад
Book Babies they called ‘em, where I grew up.
@chromosomalape3751
@chromosomalape3751 2 года назад
elon be like “we are going to go to mars” “bro you can’t even go through memphis safely”😂
@nickcrye5585
@nickcrye5585 2 года назад
Lol 901 never disappoints. Sunday drive on 240 can turn into a bad day.
@jamesjones6546
@jamesjones6546 Год назад
Mess around and take the Mallory or 3rd street exit by mistake n find out. Or Airways North. Or any exit really. I have a Love/hate relationship with Memphis.
@moby24k
@moby24k Год назад
Pull up on summer ave at 10pm on a Saturday night and try to survive that drive
@jamesjones6546
@jamesjones6546 Год назад
@@moby24k bro I seen folks on summer slam into light poles running from cops while racing. Seen someone get slung out of a car while fishtailing. And plenty more. But hey, at least auto zones open 24/7 lol
@kurbybfl3240
@kurbybfl3240 Год назад
Memphis is a dump
@ericwhite80five
@ericwhite80five 2 года назад
“You sing that like you’re deaf” 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
@yxnggod9444
@yxnggod9444 Год назад
I was laughing fr 😂
@XanderProductionstrue
@XanderProductionstrue Год назад
Yoooo lmao
@macg6736
@macg6736 Год назад
What song are they talking about?!
@fatherprimefathertime4160
@fatherprimefathertime4160 Год назад
@@macg6736 wonderful tonight-eric clapton
@macg6736
@macg6736 Год назад
@@fatherprimefathertime4160 thank you! I actually found it shortly after but you’re reply is appreciated
@boiledguts8251
@boiledguts8251 Год назад
Theo is the physical representation of a Beavis and butthead character.
@justthegist
@justthegist Год назад
With a hint of Dale from KOTH
@johns1625
@johns1625 Год назад
Todd but not a bully
@sketchinbeats
@sketchinbeats 2 месяца назад
Nah he's way smarter than that. Bad comparison
@HotdogRust
@HotdogRust 2 года назад
I hit a dab before watching and had to stop 7 minutes in because I couldn't breathe from the pure comedic gold coming out of Theo's mouth. The best part is that he is so genuine, the funny things he says half the time aren't even meant to be funny, it's just how his thoughts work and he vocalizes them, he's so awesome man
@yamir1507
@yamir1507 2 года назад
ok
@fabiantimmins2224
@fabiantimmins2224 2 года назад
Anyone who starts a sentence with "I hit a dab" deserves to have their face massaged with a cheese grater.
@HotdogRust
@HotdogRust 2 года назад
@@fabiantimmins2224 i imagine that if I had parents who named me Fabian I would be a loser too
@fabiantimmins2224
@fabiantimmins2224 2 года назад
@@HotdogRust Imagine if Fabian didn't give a single fuck what you thought of his name? Now run a long and hit another dab you played out nugget.
@lilsosa3078
@lilsosa3078 2 года назад
@@fabiantimmins2224 Why does medicine Trigger you
@geoffreycarter3981
@geoffreycarter3981 24 дня назад
I lost it already at 0:01 when he opened with "so this one time..." you KNOW it's going to be a crazy story every time.
@obscurazone
@obscurazone Год назад
"I went and got this smoothie. I like to try other people's work". This line needs far more reverence.
@Jojo247rightnow
@Jojo247rightnow Год назад
That line cracked me up! Other people’s work.
@jacobk4290
@jacobk4290 2 года назад
When you've heard theos stories so much that they end up corroborating eachother and you realize they're all true but maybe embellished a smidge
@Audiofatuation
@Audiofatuation Год назад
Exactly!! I think his stories are 95% true
@DjSammyWammy
@DjSammyWammy Год назад
I couldnt believe his stories where real. I started looking incidents up on google and they all came up tbh. I couldn't even believe it.
@GabrielTheExplorer254
@GabrielTheExplorer254 11 месяцев назад
​@@Audiofatuation15:22
@RL-xo1eu
@RL-xo1eu 9 месяцев назад
@@AudiofatuationI think they’re based off of some true incident but exaggerated x100
@pdfbanana
@pdfbanana 6 месяцев назад
it definitely varies but a huge chunk of them are obviously almost entirely fake with the tiniest nugget of truth
@SoyInmortal1
@SoyInmortal1 2 года назад
“I can see you in the Bible bruuhhh” 💀 😂
@CXDRVC
@CXDRVC 2 года назад
The vid was playing when i woke up and this exact line was the first thing i heard today. "I can see you in the Bible bruhhh" and i was like wtf!?!?😂😂
@dalehedgcoe44
@dalehedgcoe44 2 года назад
Coming down on a little boat 🚣‍♀️ 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sabryngibson2944
@sabryngibson2944 2 года назад
@@dalehedgcoe44 he ain lyin tho bro got the Jesus beard
@Steve-1269
@Steve-1269 2 года назад
That story about the wolves hit home for me. My neighbor got caught with 2 full grown mountain lions in his basement. He would steal neighborhood pets to feed them. They escaped one day when he OD'd doin speedballs and caused havoc for days on our town.. That was the same week that I accidentally lit the woods on fire behind my house. That was a strange time in my life. I'll never forget it.
@thankful_parrot9172
@thankful_parrot9172 2 года назад
steve do you happen to live in florida or texas?
@Steve-1269
@Steve-1269 2 года назад
@@thankful_parrot9172 no, southwest Pennsylvania..not far from West Virginia. So..yeah. I know a lot of crazy hillbillies lol
@austinjones8701
@austinjones8701 2 года назад
@@Steve-1269 what town do you live in? I'm from Canonsburg and this story is crazy 😂
@RhyleyhsRidley
@RhyleyhsRidley 2 года назад
Theo, that you?
@Steve-1269
@Steve-1269 2 года назад
@@austinjones8701NO WAY are you fuckin serious? I'm from canonsburg too! I Grew up a right by the radiation dump in Strabane..The mountain lion thing happened in the early 2000s. GUNTOWN!! Lol I can't believe you're from CBG too..small world man...you hangout at guntown bar at all? That bike in your pic looks familiar. 🤔
@MosDefnIT88
@MosDefnIT88 2 года назад
"You little fucking lunchbox salmon" 😂
@The-Skinn
@The-Skinn Год назад
Theo literally lived in the weirdest place I’ve ever heard of. His stories are crazy. 😂
@skelley164
@skelley164 Год назад
Dude that’s because they’re literally ‘stories’. He’s so genius he pretty much makes all this shit up in the fly! Hysterical
@J4ME5_
@J4ME5_ Год назад
That's because it makes it all up and it's amazing
@newp0rt
@newp0rt 2 месяца назад
@@J4ME5_ nah if you have seen some of the boonies out in the south.. there are a ton of stories he says based on truth forsure. he lived in a town of 2k people, some weird stuff happens in those deep secluded towns in NA. thats where you find all the inbreds and meth smokers. had a friend that moved from oklahoma to my school and he had some insane stories like this too. pictures and vids to back it up.
@barryeasler5863
@barryeasler5863 2 года назад
"I think that's illegal man..." "Welp" That owl story always kills me
@theodom1858
@theodom1858 Год назад
I didn’t have a lot. actually I think I spit it out
@doyourownresearch7297
@doyourownresearch7297 4 месяца назад
he didnt say welp. that is more for 20 year old reddit dipshits who also say things like "plethora" and "yikes"
@brynziegeman4203
@brynziegeman4203 2 года назад
“My eyes could have been left in the car” theo just knows exactly what dumb shit to say at the perfect time
@jesusa1112
@jesusa1112 Год назад
I’m 22 but I have vivid memories of my dad driving around shirtless like it was normal so when theo said back then you couldn’t tell if people were naked or not I felt that 😂😂😂
@moniqueengleman873
@moniqueengleman873 Год назад
I am from Kentucky. People drive around without shirts or shoes. Our Biology teacher got caught driving naked through a toll booth. He wasn't our teacher after that.
@jesusa1112
@jesusa1112 Год назад
@@moniqueengleman873 we live in a crazy society I swear it’s hilarious 😂
@lilme7052
@lilme7052 Год назад
I would definitely do that if I was a bloke
@TC-bt5ow
@TC-bt5ow Год назад
Yeah Ohio here, I drive barefoot allot 😁 never naked thou
@jesusa1112
@jesusa1112 Год назад
@@lilme7052 what is a bloke
@2FastNSX
@2FastNSX 2 года назад
Theo is the funniest out of the comedian podcasters
@korryjones7371
@korryjones7371 2 года назад
Him and Chris Delia make me laugh so damn much!
@bradgilligan2429
@bradgilligan2429 2 года назад
Him and tom segura
@shivermetimbers4102
@shivermetimbers4102 2 года назад
Matt McCusker
@carsonp3389
@carsonp3389 2 года назад
He and Tom are the funniest comedians period
@mosval8985
@mosval8985 2 года назад
I agree
@chim4801
@chim4801 Год назад
Lost at “hit puberty locally” 🤣 no way to prepare for that one
@tweakintrax6097
@tweakintrax6097 2 года назад
"Grandfathered In" was Priceless
@213jugg8
@213jugg8 Год назад
Went through the whole video holding my laugh until he says “if you want to feed a family of four, you’re gonna need more than one owl”🤣💀
@gameovr17
@gameovr17 2 года назад
Theo lives in his own world and I love it
@josh1180
@josh1180 Год назад
“How do U get the semen past the urine?” “Just will man, just pure will.” 😂😂😂
@prototype8137
@prototype8137 Год назад
Blows my mind how many people dont realise that training as a comedian consists of storytelling and being able to keep something going on the spot. Its taking what someone says and going with it until you cant keep it going any longer.
@day1fishing603
@day1fishing603 Год назад
Theo never lies during his storytelling. He just puts it in words we can understand.
@griffinbrown2550
@griffinbrown2550 Год назад
I love the way he says “yknow” like the horrific things coming out of his mouth are relatable.
@healthfadsfade
@healthfadsfade Год назад
I want nothing more than theo to interview Elon. I can't even imagine the questions he would ask 🤣
@SarahSkinnyJeans
@SarahSkinnyJeans 9 месяцев назад
Okay honestly when George said "its funny cuz thats how my parents got here actually" was funny AF
@RealKBizzy
@RealKBizzy 2 года назад
"I think there was just bigger first to fry you know? No offence" killed me.
@MrLiveWest
@MrLiveWest Год назад
"I used to work at a smoothie shop, but I bought this one because I like to try other people's work" 😂😂😂
@_Roasted_Marshmallow
@_Roasted_Marshmallow 8 месяцев назад
Theo may be the best improv comedian I have ever heard! How does he have a fucking wild story for literally any topic! Literally the definition of a master at work!
@Just_Samson
@Just_Samson Год назад
“Dirty math” 😂
@sonnypearce5279
@sonnypearce5279 2 года назад
"I went to a poison ivy league school...i was itching to get outta there."
@gavparody4393
@gavparody4393 9 месяцев назад
You wanna bring a sword fish to a gun fight? You little piss guppy! -Theo Von
@miagonzo5522
@miagonzo5522 Год назад
i love how jay acknowledges that theo is a good storyteller
@justinarnold6044
@justinarnold6044 2 года назад
“Piss Guppy” is a S class insult.
@pinkisforpimps
@pinkisforpimps 2 года назад
What is that even mean
@CactusBrannigan
@CactusBrannigan 2 года назад
@@pinkisforpimps a guppy is a type of fish. It’s not really an insult that makes sense when u think about it too much
@erickirchhoff924
@erickirchhoff924 11 месяцев назад
The poker face thing had me rollin 😂 “I could’ve left my eyes in the car. Out there reading a book” “he has a good pokey face. Don’t let this dude loose in an aquarium. Little lunch box salmon” 😂 💀
@aimeenichole33
@aimeenichole33 11 месяцев назад
I’ve got 5 Aces 😂
@joshallen2852
@joshallen2852 2 года назад
Theo- I remember one time! 100% the best.
@OutlawNoah
@OutlawNoah 2 года назад
14:30 Theo getting serious when Shane asks him that is killing me rn
@vmcd5977
@vmcd5977 Год назад
AHAHAHAHHA the hand movement
@kangaroonick57
@kangaroonick57 Год назад
shane was so weird
@joeyjones9041
@joeyjones9041 3 месяца назад
He looked scared lol, thought he was being serious
@ToFlyIm
@ToFlyIm 2 года назад
13:48 had me dying bro 😂😂😂😂 man said "did you bring me down here to get me hard" lmaoo
@waltersupreme
@waltersupreme 2 года назад
22:51 “you spiked skunk, you wanna bring a swordfish to a gun fight you little piss guppy” HAHA dude I died laughing so out there I love their dynamic
@blake1896
@blake1896 Год назад
“YOU SING IT LIKE YOUR DEAF” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@blake1896
@blake1896 Год назад
Yoooo that was a clever joke🤣🤣 “I WENT TO A POISON IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL”
@spazzripleyofficial
@spazzripleyofficial Год назад
Itchin to get outta there
@mexicanTRIGGZ
@mexicanTRIGGZ Год назад
This man finds a way to have someone else say “dick in a box” and then play coy while openly joking about hitting on her. Dude is a fucking comedic genius.
@mfwicbasterd477
@mfwicbasterd477 2 года назад
Theo Von = Patrick Swayze on bath salts
@NickMullet
@NickMullet Год назад
Theo is never gonna be mainstream but the fact that he can make all these comedians laugh shows how funny he truely is.
@zachstewart1365
@zachstewart1365 Год назад
What makes you think he'd never be mainstream?
@NickMullet
@NickMullet Год назад
@@zachstewart1365 i don’t think he wants to be haha.
@kidx4581
@kidx4581 Год назад
Id say currently Theo is one of the most mainstream comics up with Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura
@NickMullet
@NickMullet Год назад
@@kidx4581 he’s just not got specials every year etc like most of the big guys but yeah he’s becoming more popular all the time. I’m from uk also so obv not a name over here yet either.
@kidx4581
@kidx4581 Год назад
@@NickMullet The UK now thats fair
@kristinhale199
@kristinhale199 Год назад
"...and you were one of the many citizens that hit puberty locally..." he's a gotdang poet.
@AKirshawn
@AKirshawn 2 года назад
I don't know of any comedian who makes other comedians laugh as much as Theo does
@fettfan91
@fettfan91 Год назад
"Why don't we get the trans people to give marital advice?" that shit is next level XD
@Audiofatuation
@Audiofatuation Год назад
"Who would know better than the original recipe?"
@jimlahey9530
@jimlahey9530 Год назад
Lets ask Kaitlyn Jenner
@martinezxzx1.09
@martinezxzx1.09 11 месяцев назад
@@Audiofatuationthis had me dyin😂😭
@ConfuciusSlaps
@ConfuciusSlaps 2 года назад
Theo is the Tom Waits of comedy. Raw, unintentionally funny, just solid dude who makes you laugh without trying and has no filter and that's what makes him a beautiful soul. Both of them. Theo, if you ever read this. Thank you for making existence worthwhile.
@pfftwhut7638
@pfftwhut7638 2 года назад
Existence worthwhile?? Lol no wonder you're such a fan 😂
@ninakore
@ninakore Год назад
Actually a good comparison. He is a comedy Tom Waits 😮
@phrawga
@phrawga Год назад
Unintentionally funny? He knows what hes doing with humor man, abstract comparisons, timing, he seems to really thrive in natural settings. His standup seems forced, hard to watch.
@ConfuciusSlaps
@ConfuciusSlaps Год назад
@@phrawga not necessarily unintentionally, I'll agree with you. He's phenomenal regardless. I like the input. I was stoned when I made the initial comment 😂
@Landon.220
@Landon.220 11 месяцев назад
U
@Last_Chance.
@Last_Chance. 11 месяцев назад
5:50 i don't know if I wanted to meet a woman from the past or what. Lmao im dying
@ErlingEra
@ErlingEra 2 года назад
Been binge watching everything Theo all weekend lmao
@lanea397
@lanea397 2 года назад
Theo has me so weak. I’m from Alabama so I can definitely relate to a lot of his stories
@sabryngibson2944
@sabryngibson2944 2 года назад
When did u see your first Asian
@Audiofatuation
@Audiofatuation Год назад
I am too! What part?
@lilme7052
@lilme7052 Год назад
Anywhere rural is like this
@riffraff9070
@riffraff9070 2 года назад
First few seconds "People didn't know if you were naked" WTF LMAO
@curtismcdonald6838
@curtismcdonald6838 Год назад
I’ve been listening to comics for so many years, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard a comic more willing to share his most intimate life experiences and most embarrassing situations than Theo Von. And the funniest thing about that is that he never shows signs of being embarrassed. Everyone around him laughs and he just keeps telling the tale.
@mrfluffywuffy6847
@mrfluffywuffy6847 Год назад
Check out brennan reece.
@curtismcdonald6838
@curtismcdonald6838 Год назад
@@mrfluffywuffy6847 Appreciate the recommendation. I gave a listen to his set at the Apollo. He had jokes, but just not my flavor. He is in the same school as Aziz Ansari, with his loaded joke gun just pounding away, VERY quickly, at the audience. Maybe it’s me, but the fastest my brain will allow itself to function is around Sebastian Maniscalco mph. Any faster and my laugh is trying desperately to catch up with the jokes as they are spun. I mean, my favorite comic is Norm……was Norm. 😢……. That should tell you something about why Mr. Reece, while funny, isn’t really my speed.
@mrfluffywuffy6847
@mrfluffywuffy6847 Год назад
@@curtismcdonald6838 haha yeah the difference in speed between Brennan and Norm would be jarring. I was thinking more of Brennans appearances on the have a word podcast. Where he talks about his formative years, his family of circus performers, his siblings, his time in the theatre scene, his run in with Kevin Spacey and his attempt at self fellatio amongst other things. Much in the same format as Theo in this video.
@curtismcdonald6838
@curtismcdonald6838 Год назад
@@mrfluffywuffy6847 WOW! That list started out innocently enough, then took a violent U-turn at Kevin Spacey and had a spicy finish with the whole self-gratification bit. I’ve heard comics whose on-stage persona was in stark contrast to all other forms of media they appear on. And it seems true that no matter how fast your ideas leave your head on-stage, everyone slows down once in a conversational setting, like there’s some odometer reading that everyone must adhere to depending on the medium. On-stage, no more than 225 wpm. Podcasts, no more than 160 wpm. Late night talk shows, 275 wpm…. Seems like almost every comic changes tone once they leave the stage. Never heard of this podcast, have a word, but I get that Mr. Reece could move more at my pace once the mandatory odometer reading is forced upon him. My job allows for the use of ear buds to drown out the thoughts I have concerning how much of an incompetent dick my boss is. Perhaps I’ll give this a listen.
@mrfluffywuffy6847
@mrfluffywuffy6847 Год назад
@@curtismcdonald6838 the whole podcast is a blast. Other highlights include a Jamie Hutchinson
@kiethj7
@kiethj7 2 года назад
Theo has so much great content that I don't think you will ever do all of his best moments
@Audiofatuation
@Audiofatuation Год назад
1000%
@blake1896
@blake1896 Год назад
I died when he said *”PENOY LADDLE”* 🤣🤣
@joebarra1010
@joebarra1010 2 года назад
His brain just doesn’t work like ours
@rouxcozy
@rouxcozy 2 года назад
“You are singing it like you”re deaf”
@ToysForTatas
@ToysForTatas 2 года назад
When she said he killed her plant from peeing in it i lost my shit🤣🤣. My best friend is from Louisiana like Theo, and I can vouch for them that they prefer to pee freely. He came to visit for a few days and killed my grass next to the house, I'm still trying to rejuvenate the lawn in that area
@Audiofatuation
@Audiofatuation Год назад
🤣🤣
@jasonwebb5964
@jasonwebb5964 Год назад
Is he a big drinker? My piss used to be like round up when I was binge drinking.
@C.W.Inspections
@C.W.Inspections Год назад
Can confirm. I live in Baton Rouge, LA amd the grass next to my backdoor is always dead.
@donavonw1666
@donavonw1666 2 года назад
Literally got an ad, right when it said “take a break, we’ll be right back” lol
@motogem1408
@motogem1408 10 месяцев назад
'You sing it like your deaf, I like it!" 😂 Theo and his singing abilities😂.
@williamsisifa9751
@williamsisifa9751 2 года назад
Shane and Theo💀😂 comedy goal
@feelinghealingfrequences7179
12:01 one liner "I went to a poison ivy league school, I was itching to get out of there!"
@Jcorey4
@Jcorey4 2 года назад
I lost when joe goes I don’t think that’s legal you shouldn’t say that on a podcast and Theo just pauses and goes well lol
@tylersteward8917
@tylersteward8917 Год назад
Theo has had more world experiences than the entire human race combined.
@sam7520
@sam7520 2 года назад
If you ever want to feed a family of 4 you can't just have one owl - Theo Von
@montanaelkwhisperer1744
@montanaelkwhisperer1744 2 года назад
You gotta get the family size owl bucket. The twelve piece with rolls and slaw.
@todddickinson3262
@todddickinson3262 2 года назад
20:40 Theo rockin’ the thick lesbian look… One of my favorite eras in TV comedy history. 😜😂😂
@-lucarnus1520
@-lucarnus1520 2 года назад
I've been waiting for this lmao thank you!
@damianv5385
@damianv5385 2 года назад
You’re very welcome
@rollerskatertexasgirl
@rollerskatertexasgirl 4 месяца назад
Never try to hang heavy art on the wall when listening to Theo. I was lifting and laughing so hard just trying to hang on!!😂😂🤣
@virginiaandrade8009
@virginiaandrade8009 Год назад
After watching this, Theo Von and Bobby Lee should absolutely be in a televised poker tournament. It's something I would pay to see
@heatherw260
@heatherw260 Год назад
Theo needs a damn adult cartoon series
@max_mittler
@max_mittler 2 года назад
12:02 this is like one of the only one-liners i've ever heard theo do
@stevel8270
@stevel8270 Год назад
"the inner workings" I'm in tears lmaooooo
@vCLOWNSHOESv
@vCLOWNSHOESv Год назад
Theo is the kind of funny that sometimes he says something and you don't laugh until a few seconds go by then it hits you and you crack up.
@mrPauljacob
@mrPauljacob Год назад
He's most certainly one of a kind with a very enigmatic life and brain lol
@VolvoCommand
@VolvoCommand 2 года назад
“A woman from the past” is genius
@danlatzford
@danlatzford 6 месяцев назад
Theo is just a master of making crazy funny stories on the fly... thats all.. lmao
@miagonzo5522
@miagonzo5522 Год назад
theo's "welp" and then totally bashing owls lmaooo
@jamesdiamond820
@jamesdiamond820 Год назад
I love him because he just talks like a dude next door no malice no recriminations
@Andy.G8
@Andy.G8 Год назад
14:36 Theo actually got offended that he thought he would bring him on just to get him hard 😂
@brianfreland9065
@brianfreland9065 Год назад
"You sing that like you're deaf, I like that" 🤣🤣
@InnerLuminosity
@InnerLuminosity 11 месяцев назад
Theo is the 🐐 of comedy.
@seyo8068
@seyo8068 Год назад
he really is the funniest dude alive. its so natural😂 the force is really Strong whit this one
@bottomlinebassin2001
@bottomlinebassin2001 2 года назад
"It was fun Jay." 😂😂😂😂😂
@aloeverasippa
@aloeverasippa 2 года назад
“pinoy ladles” got me
@HardlyCommon
@HardlyCommon Год назад
We had two wolves 😂😂😂
@arealvu497
@arealvu497 2 года назад
Idk how the maker of the video could narrow down funniest Von moments. Everything this guy says is funny.
@matieensmith292
@matieensmith292 4 месяца назад
bro makes a whole viddeo of theo vons content and then tries to sell his own shit at the end LMAO
@bretlanier2304
@bretlanier2304 Год назад
“I can see you in the BIBLE, duuuude” 😂😂😂😂
@TheVCudi
@TheVCudi Год назад
"he wants to go to mars, dude we can't even drive through memphis safely" hahahah
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