Best of Tom Segura & Theo Von - PART 2 

I love looking under a compilation video and seeing , “2 hours ago”. I get a half chub.

Theos idea of being part of his community is signing up for class action lawsuits.

“He was Hufflepuff I was fucking Sniffyndor” I fucking spit my food out this man just hit me with the nastiest curveball of all time

“I was in a self-esteem room. Just a bunch of people trying to feel better” what a genius hahaha

Tom responds so matter-of-factly with that “Uh-huh” or “Yeh” to nearly all of Theo’s insane dialogue, and it’s oddly balanced and calming. Comedic mind yoga. Lol

“I’ll grow long hair out of my own head”

"I have bad circulation in my legs but I can do almost anything with my arms"😭 I can't explain it but I did the hard teary-eyed laugh at that.

Theo is a national treasure. Never seen anybody drop a line like he does 😂💀

If Karl Pilkington ever met Theo Von the space time continuum would be in jeopardy.

"I'm gonna be probly dead at some point"

"I grew up in that class action belt"

Idk why but that hair bit about about him growing it out FUCKING kills me every time like it’s like a child speaking through a grown man. He has a beautiful mind

3:34 that giggle is the most genuine giggle I've ever heard from Tom. He was so caught off guard by the double down of bed then HOUSE lmao

“So he was a real outdoorsman” 😂

10:50 "and a lot of times numbers, you know, they go... I mean numbers know what they're doing, they're organized" lmao

What grill do you see in the back of burger king? It's two sisters ready to fist fight. I honestly can't stop laughing at that part.

Theo saying he doesn't know if he could sleep in the same house as his girlfriend made Tom turn into Lee for half a second lmfao

The last scene in this where Tom is prodding for specifics in Theo’s crazy story made me realize that he is prodding for content, looking for the angle that he can expand on. These two are a good match, Theo doesn’t always feel comfortable enough to be as creative as he was on these exchanges.

“They paint the stripes on that?” Holy shit Tom

I love how they both feed off each other’s vibe

3:02 That laugh in the background was me this entire video 😂

“I had this bag of stuff, you know, and it’s in like a garbage bag right, and so it’s just like different things in there” No one wanted to know what he had? I do 😂

“My legs fell asleep in an Uber the other day”

11:55 saving the Hufflepuff and Sniffendor thing for later lol

9:00 Toms look away on the verge of busrting laughing had me fkn rolling HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Theo’s sense of humor speaks to my soul

“ ain’t no grill at Burger King, it’s two sistas in the back about to fist fight “ lmaoooooooooo 🤣

Huff’n’puff and Sniffyndor are the funniest things I’ve ever heard 😂

I kept thinking why is Theos orange juice so far away then realized half way through it was a candle

Can you imagine having this guy as a friend???😂😂... I'd have an 8 PAcK ABS from laughing....

Theo 'signs up' for class action suits like sweepstakes.

"He sounds like a real outdoorsman!" I snorted so loud that it scared the dog.

You know it’s funny when you hear laughing in the background 😂

that laugh at 3:35 brought me back to life

"i invision having one of those houses with a sidewalk thats really close" 😂😂

“OH I WROTE THE FORWARD FOR THAT BOOK” ok bro

Just found this channel and have been binge watching. Holy shit this is just full of great content. Keep the videos coming brother!

Theo saying growing his hair out was easier than you think I love it

3:36 sounds like lee syatt😂

Tom feeling insulted over how flame broiled whoppers are made at 0:50 is a highlight.

9:00.. funniest part of the whole video. Rewatched his expression 3 times hahaha

3:34 Tom does a great Ryan Sickler impression

Dude the “I would say the seat was uhhh ‘After Market’ “ is such an insanely clever line.

This is one of the best duos

'Numbers know what theyre doing, theyre organised'

For the record, Burger King does have a conveyor belt charbroiler that they cook the burgers on but the “2 sisters in the back about to fight” is accurate

"Class action belt" is underrated..."RIP Susan"

Tom is a good reciprocator, had Theo in his groves😂 laughed my ass off

4:53 I love how fast theo bursts out laughing as soon as he hears the audio. You can see how sudden it is even just in his eyes.

“Sounds like a real outdoorsman” that broke me

bruh the laugh in the background 3:04 😂😭

My 2 favorite comedians!

They should do a podcast together they have a fantastic dynamic

It’s like hiding a crab leg in your sweater😂

“With my arms I can do almost anything”

I'd love to see Tom and Theo make a pod

Been binging all these videos. These cuts are hilarious 😂

He’s a real outdoorsman…😂

I love Theo!!💖💖thru him I've discovered other great comics

Hes entertaining af because he could literally say anything.

Why does it seem like Theo makes Tom nervous?

Lmao the way they responded makes me think they DEFINITELY do NOT sleep in the same bed anymore! Probably one of them snores a lot or something.

Keep it coming! Great content for that little fix of good times.

Tom in the second clip hits the most dad facepalm ever

Whoever is uploading these videos god bless you keep it coming!

5:05 those cars were just fleeing the scene 😂😂

Theo is the funniest bro😂

Theo has an iconic “huh”

3:28 "I don't know if I could sleep in the same bed. I don't want to sleep in the same house." I've never related to anything more in my life.

3:06 the dude laughing faintly in the background is losing his goddamn mind rn😂😂😂

"dude I was in a self esteem room" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

This feels like a fever dream and im here for it

“It’s like a Sam Adam’s down there” lololol I’m dead

Lol, he had to laugh at his own aftermarket joke... but keeps a straight face with his numbers are organized joke, haha

Lmao Guinness is goated bruh 😂

"I grew up in the class action belt" - hilarious. :)

tom segura definitely doesnt sleep in the same bed as his wife, that defensiveness was perfect lol

"Crotch froth" 😂😂😂 I'm dieing

im just here for theo having banter with someone who isnt brenda

"numbers know what they're doing. they're well organized." - Theo

Theo Von looks like Tom Brady lite.

"I'll sign up for a class action about hair dryers killin people " omfg lol

Thank you

"Sounds like a real outdoorsman" 😂😂😂

My two favs!

Cheers for the uploads bro 🎉

Numbers know what they doin, they’re organized

The Cincinatti Shuffle 😂

2:40 bold thing to say directly to a balding man 😂

The first video of the explosion... Kid yells I can feel the heat... Window is up. Lol

This is Fire 🔥

Gorgeous combination 😍

ANGRY JIMINY CRICKET!? SNIFFYNDOR!? I love Theo.

Sounds like a real outdoorsman!! 🤣🤣🤣

"I was in the class action belt" lmao Theo is so unintentionally funny it's insane

“Sniffindor” Lmfao

Tom’s look at 9:03 gets me every time

The Cincinnati shuffle I’m weak 🤣🤣 bein from Cincinnati I can confirm 🤣

Tbh I like the idea of having a huge bed so I can get some space and some cool sheets if I need to

Theo - the master of comedy. The guy will make anyone laugh.