Bibleman - Full Armor Sequence 

Everyone gangsta until bibleman pulls up in the shoes of peace

the avengers would be undefeated if they recruited BibleMan

Was beginning to think I had made this shit up in my head

"Shoes of Peace?" "Helmet of salvation?" The Infinity Gauntlet has nothin on these.

Me getting ready to go to church:

My favorite part is the weird half-assed clapping at the end of the scene

Me: mom can we go watch end game Mom: wea already have endgame at home Me: really Mom:

You all must agree: the design of his armor suit isn't bad at all

This and Carman are the two hardest things to explain to anyone who didn't grow up with them lol

What do you get when you mix Batman, an apostle, and a jedi? Bibleman!

The Drip of Prosperity.

Bibleman Cinematic Universe when?

Top 10 Anime Transformation Scenes

Looks like Batfleck has competition.

Bibleman is my childhood yoo😂😂😂

Bibleman is basically the opposite of Spawn.

Oh yeah baby, this takes me back. Way back, all the way way to Sunday School. Lol

I definitely saw this as a kid, but all I can remember is that mask, his lightsaber, and being really freaked out by one of the villains.

I remember this, it's been 20+ years but the memory still serves. I was never really into this but my sister loved it. She's had a number of the VHS tapes. I'd be hearing it from the other room. I've seen a couple of them.

Looks like an Avenger gosh I thought this show was so good when I was younger lol

This series is corny to me now but I never got tired of this suit up scene

I notice that at :39 there's no armor covering his johnson...Where in heaven's name is the Codpiece of Chasitity...?

Looks like it's time for a crusade boys

And the sword of the spirit. Always loved that line

I used to love watching these growing up with my uncle. Around 4-6, my uncle would record these on his hard drive and we would just watch them over and over. Looking back on these as 19 now is so amazing and this part of my childhood was one of the best ❤

I lost it as soon as they said "waist belt of Truth"

This poorly constructed children's character got no business being that thicc

My parents got me every VHS from nobleman these were legit nostalgia 😂 his plot armor was no watch not even for Batman.. thanos would try the snap but the Bible man with Gods power would keep those fingers apart enough room for the Holy Ghost and thanos would be done for… no match

YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!!!! I need to watch this everyday!!!!! Being a Christian has its rewards and having a relationship with Jesus is the best thing ever. But nobody said it would be easy and I need MORE MOTIVATION EVERY SECOND TO KEEP MY STRENGTH IN THE LORD!!!!!!!!!

Avengers:End Game Bible man: Revolution

"His eyes look crazy" - my six year old daughter

To me, BibleMan’s true superpower was always corniness… corniness so strong that it was even picked up by my childhood sensibilities.

4:00pm my favourite show on TV growing up. I also learned the full armour of God by watching it especially the last part and sword of the sprit.

I can't wait to see bibleman in the multiverse of madness.

Still one of the best and coolest armor up sequences ever. I love watching Bibleman growing up. You know if I should go find all the movies again started watching them.

This randomly popped in my head

Me and the boys getting ready for area 51

Growing up with this and all I can think now is spiritual Batman 😅

I always liked the older Bibleman videos. They had more work put into them and actually seemed like the 90's superhero shows, like Batman. The newer ones with the new guy and the animated ones, nah, not really.

I’d take Bibleman over the Avengers any day of the week (except for the Sabbath)

Bibleman was going hard bruh

⭐️ *BIBLE DUDE* ⭐️ _Matthew Isaiah Leviticus, a young janitor at Cityside Church, was mopping up a holy water spill when suddenly he slipped and was knocked unconscious. A train of high octane holy water made its way into his ear canal, making him…_ *BIBLE DUDE!!!* 🎶 *_Song plays_* 🎶 _(bible dude flying in the sky)_ *BIBLE DUDE! BIBLE DUDE!* *GETS YOU INTO A PRAYING MOOD* *HE CAN SOAR, THROUGH THE AIR* *LIKE THE RED SEA HE PARTS HIS HAIR* *LOOK OUT....* *HERE COMES THE BIBLE DUUUUDE!!!* *Tonight's Episode:* "Woe to thee that spoilest and thou was not spoiled; and dealt treacherously and they dealt not treacherously with thee. Amen." _(Matthew is dusting the church when a beeper goes off)_ *Matthew/Bible Dude:* It's the boss. Good morning Jesus. *Jesus:* Sup Matthew. Here's the dealio, there's a party going down at 146 Prettybird Lane, and it's a teen party. *Matthew:* Teens you say, well that spells trouble and temptation. *Jesus:* Wait it gets heavier. These teens don't have any adult supervision there. *Matthew:* I'm on it boss. Excuse me. _(He realizes he is undressing in his costume in front of Jesus and moves out of his view)_ *Jesus:* Hey man hurry up. *Bible Dude:* I'm going as fast as I can Jesus! Cripes. _(Three teens dancing to a Christian song in a house. The song finishes and they stop and laugh together)_ *Teen #1:* Hey you guys, I know we shouldn't, but let's sneak into the Hendersons' kitchen and make candied apples. *Teen #2:* Yeah! *Teen #3:* Yo, yo, yo, I got a better idea. _(He pulls a bottle of wine from his jacket)_ *Teen #1 and 2:* Wine?! *Teen #3:* I'm starting a cool club right now, to be in it you gotta take a sip. _(Offers the bottle to Teen #2)_ Judah, you first. *Teen #2:* But I promised my prayer group I wouldn't. *Teen #1:* I'll take a sip... I'm cool. *Teen #2:* Wait... I'm cool too... I'm really cool. _(A gust of wind fills the room. The three teens look on in shock as Bible Dude leaps into the scene)_ *Teen #1, 2 and 3:* BIBLE DUDE!!! *Bible Dude:* HI TEENS! Judah before you partake of that wine, why don't you partake of this. _(Opens bible and reads from it)_ Isaiah, 30 verse 26: "The oxen likewise and the young asses that hear the ground shall eat clean provinder, which hath been winnoweth with the shovel, and with the fan." _(closes bible)_ *Teen #2:* Wow, I never thought of it like that before. I don't ever want to drink. *Teen #1:* Me neither. *Teen #3:* Wait a minute. That bible verse didn't have anything to do with drinking, it didn't even make any sense. *Bible Dude:* Not to you... Satan's best friend. See you in heaven... not. _(Teen #3 takes a drink from the bottle and spits it out)_ *Teen #3:* You turned my wine into water. I hate you Bible Dude! 😡 _(Teen #3 is struck by a bolt of lightning and is electrocuted until turning into a skeleton falling on the floor)_ ⚡️ 😵 💀 *Teen #1:* Thanks Bible Dude! *Bible Dude:* Oh I can't take credit for that. That was just.... God's love. 😊 *Teen #2:* God is so cool, and the best part is I know that he loves me even though I'm gay. _(Bible Dude gasps, and Teen #2 is then hit by lightning and turned into a skeleton)_ ⚡️ 😵 💀 *Bible Dude:* Now that was me. 😉 *Teens:* Yay!!! 😄 🎶 *LOOK OUT.... HERE COMES THE BIBLE DUDE!!!* 🎶

Mannnnn i used to love bibleman! There was a live show in my church& my grandmother took my brother and I. Good memories 💙

What power rangers episode is this

*📖 BIBLE DUDE 5📖* *Announcer:* This is PAX television. Unflavored oatmeal for your eyes. _(Inside a house where Ester, Joshua, Isaiah, and Bowez are in a TV room eating popcorn)_ *Ester:* Say Joshua, this popcorn party is off the hook. *Isaiah and Bowez:* Word. _(bumps fists together)_ *Joshua:* Thanks everybody. _(Bowez wipes hands on couch)_ *Isaiah:* Hey Bowez, be careful. Don’t get your buttery fingers on Mrs. Henderson’s new sati. *Joshua:* No worries, Isaiah. I made a sati cover out of construction paper and Moses stickers. _(begins to lay creation on couch)_ *Ester:* Cool! *Bowez:* Say, I’ve got a pretty fun idea. _(grabs video game)_ *Bowez:* Why don’t we play my new video game, “Rugrats Spelling Bee”. _(Ester and Isaiah cheer with excitement)_ *Joshua:* FUUUUNNN! First, I’ll have to go get my mom. She could go check it out to see if it’s appropriate for teenagers. _(thumbs up)_ *Bowez:* That stinks. We don’t need your mom. Let’s play Rugrats. *Ester:* Bowez! Joshua’s right. Many of today’s video games are very violent and promote immoral behavior. We need to trust our parents to make our entertainment choices for us. *Bowez:* You know what? FUDGE our parents. _(Ester gasps)_ 🤭 *Bowez:* You heard me! Double fudge them! I’m playing Rugrats anyway! _(walks towards TV and begins to play video games with an evil look)_ *Bowez:* HE HE HE HA HA HA HA. 😈 Oh no! This is a job for… *BIBLE DUDE!* *🎵BIBLE DUDE THEME PLAYS🎵* *BIBLE DUDE! BIBLE DUDE!* *GETS YOU INTO A PRAYING MOOD* *HE CAN SOAR, THROUGH THE AIR* *LIKE THE RED SEA HE PARTS HIS HAIR* *LOOK OUT....* *HERE COMES THE BIBLE DUUUUDE!!!* *Tonight’s Episode:* “Three thousand men of Judah went to the rock of Schechem and said to Samson, ‘Knowest thou not that the Philistines are rulers over us?’ And he found a jawbone of an ass and put forth his hand and took it. Amen” _(At church where Matthew is cleaning, and a beeping is heard)_ *Matthew/Bible Dude:* It’s the boss. Good morning, Jesus. What’s the haps? *Jesus:* ‘Sup Matthew? Here’s the dealio. There’s a couple kids playing video games right now without parental guidance. *Bible Dude:* No parental guidance? Well, that’s almost as bad as sticking a camera phone under a bathroom stall and taking a picture of a sailor on the toilet. *Jesus:* Ouu, why you be thinkin’ about that? *Bible Dude:* Oh no, it’s just I know this guy who… read about it in a magazine… that is a straight magazine... I’m on it boss! _(Back at popcorn party where Bowez is laughing at TV, playing the video game)_ *Bowez:* Haha! I feel so free! Life is for living! *Bible Dude’s voice:* No it’s not! _(Bible Dude soars outside of the house, and is seen from window)_ *All:* Bible Dude!! 😲 *Bible Dude:* HI TEENS! _(Bible Dude tries to open window, and is unsuccessful and gets angry)_ *Bible Dude:* SUGAR FOOT! _(Bible Dude soars out of view and reappears in the house with a gust of wind)_ *All:* Bible Dude!! 😲 *Bible Dude:* I spy with my little eye one teenage sinner. *Bowez:* Buzz off! 😠 *Isaiah:* _(gasps)_ He back sassed! *Bible Dude:* Bowez, but down that joy stick, and pick up the joy book. _(Bible Dude opens Bible)_ 1 Chronicles 5 Verse 8 “And Bela, the son of Azaz, the son of Shema, who dwelt in Aroer, even unto Nebo and Baal-meon went eastward and inhabited the wilderness because their cattle were multiplied in the land of the Hagarites” _(Bible Dude closes bible)_ *Ester:* I get it. What you’re saying is that many of today’s video games are very violent and promote immoral behavior. We need to trust our parents to make our entertainment choices for us. *Bible Dude:* Very good, Ester. *Ester:* That’s exactly what I was telling everyone before you arrived, Bible Dude. Word for word. (Bible Dude takes Bible and shoots electric bolts of lighting at Ester until she is only a skeleton) ⚡️⚡️😵😵💀 *Bible Dude:* God hates a brown-noser. *Bible Dude:* Bowez, since you like violent video games, perhaps you’d like to star in one. *Bowez:* Yeah! Sounds rad. *Bible Dude:* I call this one… Old testament justice. _(Bible Dude shoots electricity towards Bowez, where he dodges it and earns points as Bible Dude destroys the furniture with the electricity and aims for Bowez’s head, where it explodes, and his decapitated body falls to ground)._ 🔫⚡️😵💥 *Bible Dude:* Game over. 😉 🎶 *LOOK OUT... HERE COMES THE BIBLE DUUUUDE!* 🎶

lowkey he looks like a mortal kombat character

This dude is a paladin with all legendary gear

Unironically better than Marvel stage 4

It’s forgotten shows likes these that keep me going.

I love how Bibleman steps out of the chamber and basically says "If you thought I was insane, you'd tell me, right?"

Jesus would feel cringy watching this

for years in my childhood this is all i was allowed to watch

I put on the whole armor of God in Jesus matchless name Amen.

Better than any iron mans suit ups

... Can you hurry it up, Bibleman? The Fisherman is gonna kill Brock Samson!

My favorite bibleman moment is when he said the N-word at Applebee’s

It's thanos

Now all we’re missing is Quran man . His power spontaneous combustion

Man, the new Kamen Rider looks great!

I remember we had all the Bibleman VHS tapes growing up 😂😂😂

The authors probably loved glue sniffing

Why did his suite look so good I remember it looking cool came back to see shits not bad👌😂

I bet this is how Mike Pence gets ready for work

ITS MORPHIN' TIME! GO GO BIBLE RANGERS

📖 *BIBLE DUDE 4* 📖 *TV Voiceover:* You're watching PAX.... And Jesus is watching you, so don't you dare turn that channel. _(Four teenagers walk into a music store)_ *Rachel:* Ohhh..... Wow! Wow, gang, CD shopping is the bomb! *All:* Yeah! *Samson:* But we gotta be careful... So much of today's music has explicit lyrics and raunchy beats- Especially hip-hop rap albums. Look how many warning labels this thing has! _(holds up CD covered with warning labels)_ *Girl:* Don't even touch it, Samson! Just walk away.... _(he is herded into a corner)_ *Boy:* Hey, here's a CD that shouldn't cause a stir: Hilary Duff live at Epcot Center! *Girl:* Awesome! White girls are the best! *Samson:* I agree, but listen up guys. I'm not sure Hilary Duff's music is appropriate for seventeen year olds. We might be too young to listen to it.... *Rachel:* Oh, don't be such a funny nutty, Samson! There aren't any warning stickers on it.... I'm sure it's fine. Let's rock! _(she holds the CD up triumphantly)_ Uh-oh! This is a job for... *BIBLE DUDE!* *🎵theme plays🎵* *BIBLE DUDE! BIBLE DUDE!* *GETS YOU INTO A PRAYING MOOD* *HE CAN SOAR, THROUGH THE AIR* *LIKE THE RED SEA HE PARTS HIS HAIR* *LOOK OUT....* *HERE COMES THE BIBLE DUUUUDE!!!* *Tonight's episode:* “And it shall come to pass that every place will be where there were a thousand vines and a thousand silverlings; it shall even be for briars and thorns. Amen". (alarm goes off inside church) *Matthew/Bible Dude:* It's the boss! _(he hits a lamp near a hymn listing, it revels a television monitor)_ *Matthew:* Jesus! What's up? *Jesus:* Marie Antoinnete, Jimmy Hendrix and I were watching Shrek 2. You know, Eddie Murphy should play a donkey in all his movies, it's the only time he's funny! All right, here's the dealie-o, there's a couple of underage kids getting ready to listen to some Hilary Duff music. *Matthew:* _(gasp)_ Underage kids and Hilary Duff music! Why that combination's almost as lethal as Poppers and Polaroids! *Jesus:* What? _(Matthew stutters)_ *Matthew:* Listen, Jesus, I think this job might be too big for me, I might need some help on this one. *Jesus:* I'm already on it. I'm sending you a superhero whose specialty is straightening out the music industry. *Matthew:* _(gasp)_ You mean... *That’s right... CHOIR BOY!!!* _(Choir Boy jumps into the scene)_ *Choir Boy:* Hello, Bible Dude. *Bible Dude:* Choir Boy. *Choir Boy:* _(looks at the camera 🎥 )_ Hello, friends. I used to be a goth headbanger who was into hardcore satanic music like the Dave Matthews Band and Alicia Keyes. But then I started watching Joan of Arcadia; I saw the light and became.... Choir Boy! Now... Let's go kick some ass! _(gives Bible Dude a high five)_ _(The teenagers are still in the music store, dancing.... Pretty retardedly)_ *Rachel:* Everyone should listen to music, it's the universal language! *Bible Dude:* Yeah.... The universal language of sin! _(Bible Dude and Choir Boy come out of music bins)_ *Teens:* Bible Dude! Choir Boy! 😲 *Bible Dude and Choir Boy:* HI, KIDS! 👋 *Choir Boy:* Rachel, Hilary Duff may look innocent, but her music comes directly from Beelzebub himself! *Rachel:* What? No offense, Choir Boy, but don't you think you're overreacting just a smidge? I mean, it's just sweet little Hilary Duff! _(Bible Dude points Bible at Rachel, shooting bolts of lightning at her turning her into a skeleton that falls on the floor)_ ⚡️⚡️😵😵 💀 *Bible Dude:* Anyone else have an opinion? *Choir Boy:* Yo, kids, listen up as we drop these fresh lyrics upon you! _(he hums as Bible Dude recites)_ *Bible Dude:* From the book of Ezra, chapter 4, verse 2. "Then they came to Zerababel and said unto them, let us build with you, as you do since the days of Esherhatten, which brought us some.” _(Choir Boy is still humming)_ *Bible Dude:* I'm done. *Samson:* I get it... You're saying that if you play Hilary Duff's CD backwards, it summons the devil! *Bible Dude and Choir Boy:* EXACTLY! *Choir Boy:* Let's demonstrate! _(Choir Boy kicks Rachel's skeleton out of the way and picks up the CD, magically playing it with his fingers)_ *Choir Boy:* Here is Hilary Duff's song played forward...................... Now here's the same song in reverse...... *CD:* Redrum, redrum, your soul is mine redrum _(Satan appears in a fiery inferno)_ *Satan:* Have sex, do drugs, drop out of school! 😈 *Bible Dude:* Be gone, Satan! *Choir Boy:* Please, Bible Dude, might I have the pleasure of smiting him? _(Choir Boy picks up a few CDs and throws them at Satan; Bible Dude stops him on the third CD)_ *Bible Dude:* Wait, that's Amy Grant. *Choir Boy:* Oh. _(the fifth CD nails Satan in the head and he disappears)_ *Choir Boy:* Well kids, I hope you've learned your lesson. *Girl:* I did. Hilary Duff’s music kills the people you love! *Bible Dude and Choir Boy:* RIGHT, BYE! 🎶 *LOOK OUT... HERE COMES THE BIBLE DUUUUDE!!!* 🎶

You knew it was a good day at the kids service on a Saturday night when Bibleman was being played instead of an actual lesson. Even the adults were like “yeah I got nothing tonight let’s just play an episode of bibleman.”

Don't claim to be a tokusatsu fan if you never watched this series.

We need a anime adaptation of this.

The show might have sucked but hey I would give Bibleman this the suit design is awesome!

Bruh that armor materializing on to bible man looks like a power rangers morph

Does Bibleman count as Toku?

I want the rights to Bibleman and make it full blown over the top very biblical superhero show that matches the quality of early avengers movies and other tokusatsu Have it appeal to general audiences and mainly tokusatsu fans

I love the two people clapping at the end

The smattering of applause at the end😭💀💀

Wait so venture Bros was making fun of this

Now this is one show I actually miss watching, it should have stayed on longer than it did.

dawg this is crazzzzy wtf where did this air why do i remember this so vividly

i loved watching this as a kid!!!

Brings tears to my eyes... tears of joy

Batman+Power Ranger+Luke Skywalker= Bibleman

And the codpiece of chastity!

BEST SUPERHERO MOVIE EVER

They're called the shoes of peace because it quite peaceful once Bibleman curb stomps his enemies.

bible man feelin self conscious in the morning. thats ok

I haven't seen this show a long time

Childhood memory: Unlocked

I have one thing I would change: Call it "The Sword of the Lord".

Bibleman must now face his greatest enemy, Fat Sarcastic Fedora-Wesring Reddit Atheist.

I love how they don't say "Sabatons of Peace" or "Boots of Peace", it's "Shoes of Peace", like they're just some fuckin' Adidas.

I love Bibleman!!! He's cool!!!

I've gotta watch a full episode of this.

Which website can I use to download this movie please?

Tag your friends I’m “Shoes of Truth”

this shit was fire my guy

They forgot the Codpiece of Chastity! 😱

his armor is his jojo stand

It was a great show

All the dislikes are from me

Why…wh…w..w. Why does his design look…actually really good. How…

I thought this was a childhood fever dream! I can't believe it's real omg!