Bil Burr - Bill Calls DIRECTV 

Legend says bills still paying $99 for that radio service he never uses.

I laughed at the title before I even started listening lol

Nobody tells stories as well as Bill. I could listen to him all day.

"give me a book and a pen... i'm gonna go churn some butter" LOL!!!!

Don't leave me hahahaha

Bill is such a psycho, I love it lol

holy shit I wish I could listen to the recording of bill and that machine! I was just thinking of that bit on slipknot's Pulse of The Maggots where it's like "do you understand..? yes, yes, yes, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!"

"My mute game is down". Lol

8:11 "don't leave me"

Thanks for these podcasts, Bill. It has made cleaning the house a lot less boring.

I would pay money to watch Bill talk to one of those automated bots on the phone 😂😂

That was the most stressful story I've heard in a while.

give me a notebook and a pen imma go churn some butter in here alright?

"Saturday the day that people that don't have their money right go to bank". lol omg.

Laaaaaaaaaadies!

I don’t care if your kid has the mumps, you carve out some room in the budget. Hahahah

i laughed just reading the title of this.. hahaha..

I love these micro stories in between thes main topics😂

I hate talking to robots on the phone, I always talk really sarcastic, act annoyed and say funny shit to the machine.

Dude went from talking about the “NFL Package” to owing a bank money? Insanity 😂😂😂

yes.

Good story Bill...maybe send that one into Reader's Digest.

He sounds like he is in a scary movie and he finds someone lead him out and he's like until I'm safe don't leave me

Just say "speak to representative" and it will redirect you

years ago my brother gave me a set of #'s that u push to get a live person. Unfortunately I can't remember the #'s but I'm sure you can find them if you google it.

lol poor Bill

I hate voice automated machines, I’m only 25... and I’m just like bill, except I don’t put it on mute 😂

Could've been worse. He could've gotten an outsourced representative who can't speak the fucking language worth a damn.

Howling

WTF is an enefel package?

99 bucks to listen to Zolak? Seems like a fucking steal to me Billy.

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Things can be sorted without using the word fuckin This show what ur parents taught u What kind of family background u belong to and what ur mentality is I feel sorry for u

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