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@MrNathanasher
@MrNathanasher 8 лет назад
"Done. Its over. Walk away" I love that - immediately lol. Keep it really real, *Billiam!*
@joeshab123
@joeshab123 8 лет назад
"You got instinct and you can't teach that!" Hahaha
@lessthanthreemetal
@lessthanthreemetal 9 лет назад
Done. It's over. Walk away.
@worldchampionshions
@worldchampionshions 8 лет назад
+Scott Krasman Best part
@clay7182
@clay7182 5 лет назад
Count your money. Keep it simple. You blew it.
@MRJTD99
@MRJTD99 5 лет назад
@@clay7182 This isn't even about money. This is about self-respect. No one should just be the person someone "settles for".
@GiantSandles
@GiantSandles 10 лет назад
"Like De Niro in Heat" why did I enjoy that line so much lol
@sidjtd
@sidjtd 5 лет назад
GiantSandles Because it’s a great actor In a great movie?
@V3rnSqwd5611
@V3rnSqwd5611 5 лет назад
Don’t get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat when you feel the heat coming around the corner
@LlibertarianGalt
@LlibertarianGalt 2 года назад
'Never, and I mean never, get involved with something you can't walk away from in 30 seconds or less'
@AntonSlavik
@AntonSlavik 10 лет назад
Bill Burr provides the best relationship advice _ever_. I don't even know any trained psychologists who can be so down to earth, direct, and noble.
@Svilly12
@Svilly12 10 лет назад
It's actually crazy how awesome his advice is. He's one of the few who's actually fighting for men's rights with as much vigor as many females do for their own, and his advice is sensible... it's fucking strange for me to hear, as I know him mostly just for his early standup!
@AntonSlavik
@AntonSlavik 10 лет назад
Hot Dogs some of us have genius and just need the green light to let it flow. You're absolutely correct describing his advice. It helps he's not selling a fixed idea. Totally genuine
@Danielbboylight
@Danielbboylight 7 лет назад
Silver Pill its cause he hung around patrice Oneil the best at relationships
@JulianBollerhoff
@JulianBollerhoff 4 года назад
I m being totally honest. I m actually a trained psychologist and Bill Burr really inspires me. For some people this is exactly the right advice and the way to tell it.
@noahkelchner276
@noahkelchner276 8 лет назад
always listen to your gut. ALWAYS.
@wolfymma
@wolfymma 8 лет назад
wow I felt like he was almost personally talking to me. very inspirational stuff
@verticalhorizon4633
@verticalhorizon4633 9 лет назад
He'll answer: I miss your face, too. At belt level.
@m.a.4949
@m.a.4949 3 года назад
Yep.
@InnerDness
@InnerDness 3 года назад
Hey ohhhh
@_jadori_175
@_jadori_175 6 лет назад
"everytime you're not looking at her, she is going to staring at the back of your head..looking at your dumb shoulders" lol
@_jadori_175
@_jadori_175 6 лет назад
"chasing down sabertooth tigers with sharpened sticks" hahahaha
@peteranon8455
@peteranon8455 9 лет назад
If a person is settling for you, leave 'em.
@FoardenotFord
@FoardenotFord 7 лет назад
Bill's dead on here. Wish I'd had the balls/smarts to walk away immediately when I was in a similar situation. Thankfully that's over and I'm smarter for it - I don't care if you're a man or a woman, gay, straight, or bi, you can't let people walk all over you
@MRJTD99
@MRJTD99 5 лет назад
Well said, my friend. Well said.
@Devilya85
@Devilya85 8 лет назад
Bill always sums it all up in last 10 seconds, that's all they need to hear.
@mightymoeish
@mightymoeish 7 лет назад
That whole "why did you snoop on my stuff, I thought you trusted me," doesn't make sense, man or woman. Trust must be EARNED.
@ToGetToTerrapin
@ToGetToTerrapin 9 лет назад
I love how upset Bill gets sometimes, how personally he takes it as a member of the male gender...heh heh heh
@brettlee5227
@brettlee5227 6 лет назад
i love it when he talks away from the mic. amazing
@donavanweaver4503
@donavanweaver4503 4 года назад
Love the “like De Niro in Heat” line... noticed that he says it a lot but it’s hilarious😂
@fistoffries
@fistoffries 11 лет назад
What's funny, if he follows through and dumps her, within a year she will be sending him facebook messages about missing his face.
@chilloutlawolf8622
@chilloutlawolf8622 3 года назад
😂
@trevorrr4
@trevorrr4 5 лет назад
Everyone talks about how Bill's #1 advice is rub one out and then make your decision. But, really, his #1 piece of advice is "don't get mad".
@Scorch428
@Scorch428 8 лет назад
One thing Ive learned in life is: Don't ask a question that you don't want the answer to.
@calvinq8714
@calvinq8714 7 лет назад
Scorch428 those are the answers you need to hear
@as-qs2ct
@as-qs2ct 5 лет назад
Scorch428 y
@MRJTD99
@MRJTD99 5 лет назад
That's a coward' s phrase.
@weathersytv3572
@weathersytv3572 8 лет назад
Thank you bill.
@garymaccagnone3669
@garymaccagnone3669 9 лет назад
It's over.
@tonywords6713
@tonywords6713 2 года назад
"shes busy buying her own house". I knew that stood out to me at first. shes just using the guy for a place to stay in town.
@99names16
@99names16 4 месяца назад
Oh shit great catch
@Br0ns0n
@Br0ns0n 8 лет назад
Spot on.
@alexanderkelly7819
@alexanderkelly7819 5 лет назад
Love you bill. Funny af. I'm conservative and thanks for actually being funny
@gustavofring8765
@gustavofring8765 4 года назад
Run run
@johnsterne178
@johnsterne178 4 года назад
You got instinct and you cant teach that! hahahahaha the no warrant thing is ridiculous Bill is the best
@cky1088
@cky1088 11 лет назад
words of wisdom.
@_jadori_175
@_jadori_175 6 лет назад
*moves back from microphone* Done. Its over. Walk away!
@Denmark_1974
@Denmark_1974 8 лет назад
Yes Bill, we know.
@johnmccoy2380
@johnmccoy2380 4 года назад
GAME OVER
@luizero26
@luizero26 11 лет назад
"it's fucking over"
@wingnutmcspazatron3957
@wingnutmcspazatron3957 9 лет назад
like deniro in heat dahahahahahahahahahahahaha
@Jabeckham94
@Jabeckham94 9 лет назад
This Ironic idea. That if a Women snoops is perfectly fine and the guy should get over it. But if the table is flipped all of a sudden it's a major trust issue. Double standard broads.
@truthteller4442
@truthteller4442 8 лет назад
Yup. Most women will play masterful psychological games with you. Remember, most want it all their way. So, if she wants to do something unreasonable -- that she knows is unreasonable -- and you catch her, she will always throw it back at you and play upon your "insecurities," as if you're the problem. Like I always say, if you ever find yourself constantly snooping, there's a reason for this. Your intuition has informed you that something is off with her, and your intuition is never to be ignored.
@Graemedico
@Graemedico 8 лет назад
relationships have always been double standards......relationships nowa days are a joke.!!
@sumeahsking8019
@sumeahsking8019 6 лет назад
Surth I don’t let them get away with that double standard. It’s not perfectly fine and they know you’re right.
@bluesteel8376
@bluesteel8376 5 лет назад
umm what? That double standard doesn't exist, or at least it shouldn't. I have caught ex's snooping through my shit and I make them feel terrible about it. It is absolutely unacceptable. They do it with the sole intention of finding something to get angry about. It's fucked.
@cipriantapu3558
@cipriantapu3558 6 лет назад
Yup, run while you can
@Nastypsychoboy
@Nastypsychoboy 11 лет назад
Makes me laugh when he talks off the mic, its like his brain thinking
@73THUNDERDOME73
@73THUNDERDOME73 6 лет назад
Guaranteed she cried and yelled.
@whochairs
@whochairs 5 лет назад
Yup, had something similar to this and got called every name in the book. Funny thing is, I wasn't even snooping, we were both looking at her phone setting an alarm for the next day and the dude just texted then. Whenever you get a reaction like that, and they're trying to push things so far over the top instead of putting themselves in your shoes, that's a verrrrry bad sign.
@isaiahjames93
@isaiahjames93 7 лет назад
@thecoxlong4316
@thecoxlong4316 5 лет назад
The Green Acres joke killed me
@marzwoody
@marzwoody 11 лет назад
Like de niro in heat, walk away. ahahaha
@kingdaniel0000000
@kingdaniel0000000 4 года назад
I'm really surprised he didn't take the route of, why didn't the other guy message her back. He saw his opportunity and ran for the damn hills.
@web
@web 5 лет назад
1:05 is the moment for those who are on mobile
@SonoTom
@SonoTom 11 лет назад
that right, Bill. and when he's done saying his piece, then the tricks will really ramp up. guy had better get steely.
@99names16
@99names16 3 месяца назад
That would devastate me man.. but I wouldn’t stay. I would leave for sure
@Scorch428
@Scorch428 8 лет назад
DONE! Walk away!
@manbearpig738
@manbearpig738 6 лет назад
what kind of sane man even needs to ask this question lol
@Lamozinda
@Lamozinda 8 лет назад
quite honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if she left that fb page up on purpose. I know there's always the possibility that she did in fact forget, but it still makes me wonder a lil.....
@johnnonamegibbon3580
@johnnonamegibbon3580 8 лет назад
True, true.
@Lamozinda
@Lamozinda 7 лет назад
I have to completely disagree with you on this. I haven't been in many relationships, but in every instance, I was the one to end it. However, I have been told that I am not a typical female
@johnnonamegibbon3580
@johnnonamegibbon3580 7 лет назад
Women are a mixed bag. When they want out they often but not always hope to paint the man as the villain so that they don't feel like the bad guy when leaving. Patrice used to joke about that.
@FuckGoogle2
@FuckGoogle2 7 лет назад
Did you tell them you had to find yourself?
@sumeahsking8019
@sumeahsking8019 6 лет назад
Lamozinda The female brain at work..
@RDX1981
@RDX1981 11 лет назад
just great this guy , who needs a Psychologist , when you got "the great" bill burr
@956crazyman19
@956crazyman19 11 лет назад
@TherealDevonte no not really
@66ott7
@66ott7 11 лет назад
wow! thats pretty fuckin good man. brilliant!
@UnderseaCaveman
@UnderseaCaveman 11 лет назад
you got instinct....you can't teach that
@ihussain1011
@ihussain1011 8 лет назад
lol
@madafaka_madafaka
@madafaka_madafaka 4 года назад
Bill.is fakin smart
@KRAPYBARA84
@KRAPYBARA84 8 лет назад
You know, I am a girl and this advice applys all around. Never settle. Never. Go Bill. Also, reading the slight misogynist (ish!) Comments urm...come in dudes, not all women are assholes. But then again I've been called a feminazi so what do I know lolz
@KRAPYBARA84
@KRAPYBARA84 8 лет назад
Wowza! Uh sorry honey ...im just gonna go Make that sandwich for you. #ruhroh
@zeldagoblin
@zeldagoblin 8 лет назад
+WARBORN EXPERIENCE "Why is everything with women a collective response?" You're kinda thinking of us as a collective right there, dude. Every single shit thing a woman can do, a man can do, and yet people, guys AND girls can't seem to help yelling, "Typical selfish guy/girl!" Human beings are fucking horrible, on the whole. Good people are rare, of either gender.
@xrays7065
@xrays7065 8 лет назад
+Alison DiLaurentis Hate is a strong word. Gotta love sluts, its just the gold digging whores that give women a bad name.
@warbornexperience9796
@warbornexperience9796 8 лет назад
zeldagoblin What are you talking about? My response is stating women are a collective. I ask why is when you criticize one woman, it becomes a criticism of all women?
@adriansalsahot7367
@adriansalsahot7367 8 лет назад
+Xavier Ramirez yeee
@privateprivate2268
@privateprivate2268 2 года назад
👍
@chagoriver7159
@chagoriver7159 6 лет назад
this is phd level advice.
@999predators
@999predators 6 лет назад
Like De Niro in Heat
@phillytheflyerable
@phillytheflyerable 7 лет назад
DONE! walk away.
@jc.1191
@jc.1191 4 года назад
Being calm with someone your angry at isn't healthy. I'd let her have it, and she'd listen while I told her what was seen and dump her. Or she'd walk out and I'd never contact her. Either way, on my terms and I put my anger where it belonged.
@jeffmiller3499
@jeffmiller3499 3 года назад
She's gonna turn her fuckin cap on backwards
@NeverButNothing
@NeverButNothing 5 лет назад
He doesn’t have to tell her all that. Because he’s going to make himself look bad if he says he creeped onto her fb page. Then she’ll turn that right back at him like he’s the piece of shit. Just tell her you need time apart and need to focus on yourself and you’re not sure if you’re ready to make any commitment. Walk away, move forward.
@tobymcgroby8967
@tobymcgroby8967 3 года назад
This social media shit has given people a way to flirt & get attention from other people while in a relationship, which has been eroding relationships since social media started. This sucks!
@howard0howard0
@howard0howard0 5 лет назад
FUCK ALL OF THAT~
@TherealDevonte
@TherealDevonte 11 лет назад
People don't use Facebook that often anymore. Twitter & Instagram have taken over.
@JohnnyRipper70
@JohnnyRipper70 11 лет назад
Bill Burr, Keeping it fucking real.
@danielbrown1724
@danielbrown1724 3 года назад
How much do you want to bet this sucker is still with this chick? I bet you anything she convinced him to stay. As soon as she finds something better, she’s out the door. I still miss your face “DONE!!!! WALK AWAY......DONE!!”
@thelilembryo
@thelilembryo 11 лет назад
we know man you better have left her.
@patrickmassey418
@patrickmassey418 7 лет назад
pull the shoot. no details.
@Dustincooley39
@Dustincooley39 11 лет назад
he always says some hardcore shit then laughs and says he's just kidding about being a psycho and its just sort of an act. I hope not because I fucking agree with 99% of what he has to say.
@clappic
@clappic 11 лет назад
I disagree dont confront her and leave , or stay physically and leave emotionally until you get rid of her . Hustle other girls while livin the emotinal detachment let her leave when she wants or do it when you want ok ? My two cents Thank you for reading
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