Bill Burr on Women for 20 minutes straight. 

“Oprah’s not even a mother. How the fuck would she know?” Kills me everytime.

Back in 2003 my dad told me one of the biggest lessons of my life : "you are trying to mix women and logic. You can't do that."

“You know what makes a woman happy?” NOTHING! Kills me every time.

My dad gave me these wise words Never wake a sleeping woman because then she'll be awake.

> Women: Titanic was so romantic > Bill: Titanic was a horror movie. all the men died. This is just hilarious. I love it.

This dude is my therapist, life coach, motivational speaker all in one.

"Gotta give it to the Bushes, they kept their wives in line." I died 😂😂

I am a female and I agree with everything he has said. He’s hilarious. It’s way more true than not true.

“Why would you wanna sleep in on a Sunday when you can go pay $18 for eggs?” 😂

Best line ever "Women are jealous of how simple the male brain is..." 😊😂

“…like a couple of birds fightin’ over a french fry”. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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That "can you believe that marriage didn't work out?" line is one of my favorite Bill Burr moments LMAO absolute savage

Every society needs a man like Bill Burr to point out the absurdities in our lives.

My wife is always asking me what I'm thinking about and when I say nothing she won't believe me, but it's true a lot of the time, lol.

Bill Burr ripping hecklers apart! One of the very best!

"You know what makes women happy? NOTHING!" Truer words have never been spoken! Thanks Bill!

Bill Burr is every middle aged man I worked with, no matter the race 😂 Those smoke breaks use to have me dying of laughter but they were so damn serious talking they shit

As a woman I find this hilarious . Bill really shows how absurd society really is..

The #1 lesson I’ve learned in life is that if you aren’t putting 100% effort into raising your family - and getting joy out of it - you certainly don’t need to be putting up with any of the BS Mr Burr has perfectly illustrated. Thank you sir!

This isn't even shitting on women, he's just telling the truth in sarcastic funny ways..

That "most difficult job on the planet" bit really had me rolling! That's how my ex described it when she was home with the kids for the first 5 years. She got to the point where it was "just too much for her"and we switched. When she left to live with another guy 6 years later, she's telling everyone that she gave me "the EASIEST job on the planet" 🤣🤣🤣

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Bills funny takes, thoughts, and ideas are based on reality. His humorous take on things can be therapy for us all to consider and contemplate. He truly is an entertaining and hilarious artist.

"Can you believe that marriage didn't work out?!" 🤣🤣

I don’t think a comedian besides Dave Chapelle has made me laugh so hard and so consistent as bill. 🤣🤣 absolute legends I love those guys

Right after he said "you know, what makes women happy? Nothing" I pressed that like button 😁

Bill Burr is totall hilarious, he is not only funny with the jokes he makes but also because of his style. he's one of the very best!

The reactions to the tuxedo joke at 4:35 show that he understands women. That one absolutely killed with the women in the audience 😂

“ I thought roofing in July as a redhead was tough” had me rolling!

I love the fact that women and men are different, otherwise it would be very boring. And then, there's two different kind of people, the nice ones and the others.

Lol, splicing old and new clips was brilliant. Shows how much he's grown as a man and a comedian. Thank you 😂

I love it that the woman on Conan laughed hysterically at him. She didn't get butt hurt- she saw the humor. This was a great 20 minutes of hilarity.

Bill really shows how absurd society really is.

Genius. A free mind playing with reality and saying what we all wish we'd said. Hats off to the man.

George Carlin, Dave Chapelle, Bill Hicks, Richard Pryor, and Bill Burr are all in my pantheon of great social commentary comedians.

This man is a national treasure and must be protected at all cost.

“Just because you’re f*ckin the plumber doesn’t mean you know how to plumb” 😂😂

Great video, there is nothing like a perfect marriage or relationship, I learnt that in everything there is always a solution, 5 years ago I and my wife divorced because we were having some difficulties in our marriage but we are back together ,it was a really bad phase but we got through it

This man should be president!!

This man shares so much wisdom packaged in peak humor, absolutely incredible

I'm a woman but I found myself nodding along over & over.

“That’s why they can’t be happy…” 😂😂😂😂😂😂I felt that

I know this is gonna piss some people off, but he is dead right about everything he said. For real.

As a Brit, Bill Burr is new to me, but I identify with almost everything he says. He´s hilarious and now my new favourite comedian after the sad passing of our own Sean Lock.

No matter how many times I hear these routines, they never get old! Timeless humour.

What Bill meant is that women are jealous of how contented a man can be without needing everything in his life to be perfect - but he delivered it in a way that wouldn't upset his wife.

Thankyou. This is such antidote . People are actually AFRAID TO LAUGH.

“Like two birds fighting over a French fry.” Lmao.

“Any job you can do in pajama’s is not a difficult job!” 😂🤣😂🤣

OMG I never get tired of Bill’s jokes!!!

I have been waiting decades for a dude like this to come along . Everything he says is the truth . He's f__king AWESOME !!!

“Hey Conan, can you believe that marriage didn’t work out?” That’s probably my favorite.

Gotta love billy. He’s not referring to all women either just the worst of the bunch. Lowkey a lot of women have realized their hypocritical ways and I respect it fully.

As a married man I can confirm this video is 100% accurate

Bill Burr is the only expert on women I acknowledge or respect.

4:26 Everyone who's seen _Titanic_ remembers that guy who fell and smacked the railing on his way down.

Woman here and I agree with Bill with everything he says about women!! I laugh so hard my tummy hurts 🤣🤣🤣

Absolutely love the way his sarcasm is not offensive to women in general How many ladies are just having a laugh !

The "THANK YOU!" bit always has me giggling!

Burr and Chappelle are the voices of our generation,.. Beyond the laughs is a wisdom that we all can appreciate. Most of the time they are saying things that we can no longer say ourselves, Laughable and Lamentable at the same time. Only the masters can pull it off. Robin Williams and Richard Prior could do it too.

This guy is one of the all time greats

Bill is too hilarious to be in movies the best stand up comedian

The part with the mike stand when he said “I’m going to give my speech and you’re going to nod” 😂😂😂

Bill is the Eminem of comedians. A heckler would have to be off their meds to mess with him.

For years I thought I was gay. Then realized I just shared Bill’s sentiments.

As a millennial woman yes yes yes yes yes and yes 😂 all facts !!!! I love bill so much

😂my mother taught me never to yell. As a married woman i started to realize why. I just smile and try to always speak in low sweet tones and let's just say we have ALL the fun!😂😂

Bill Burr is one of the funniest humans I've ever heard. He tells the truth from an angle most of us don't see.

"A happy man is a happy relationship, a happy woman is a miserable man" -Patrice

17:34 best moment ever. she laughs when he calls her on what she does.

I love him! Great comedian, we all should be able to laugh, have humour! People we should not take everything too seriously….

He’s so right about women randomly wanting to fill your free time in with a bunch of bs. I could be fixing random things in the house or doing chores and my ex wouldn’t bother me all day, it wasn’t until I was finally done and ready to relax and she’d hear the “BEEP” on the PlayStation and then all the sudden wants to bother me about something stupid like the sound of the beep lit her ears on fire or something

This guys been on my radar since 2004. It’s great to see him rise to power

The “EVERYDAY” from the crowd is too funny

Wife and me No friend No facebook No normal life Just a GREAT life ❤ F@&$ social life One life ! No time for bullshito Great video ❤

This man has become my inner voice. I’ve watched every special, every late night show appearances, and countless of hours of his podcast. It’s a blessing to have him drop a new pod episode twice a week every week!!

Hilarious, I related right away when he said you can't have a day off, they will fill it. So unbelievably true

Conan trying to turn Bill's jokes on their head and Bill ngaf actually puts a smile on my face. 😂

I never realized this guy was so funny absolute legend!

I've finally found a reason to live. Thanks Bill. I'm not insane after all.

Most talented yet underrated comic. One of my favorites. Thank you Bill!!!

That asparagus/pesto line. I swear I have lived that scenario a few times and he is SPOT ON.

You can listen to the stories of a great comic again and again!

Heard all these bits before but STILL laugh like a crazy person when I hear them. Bill Burr is a national treasure.

Bill Burr is a breath of fresh air.

My wife can turn on cartoons for our son and give him a snack before dinner and go do whatever she wants to. However, if I were to do that she’d say he watch’s too much TV and he’ll spoil his apatite if you give him food before dinner.

Burr keeps reality in check. CHEERS to ALL

I wish there were more men like bill.

I have to say I enjoyed watching college football with my daughter as she got older. When she would complain about a bad call or cheer after a score. I loved that.

I love how Bill Burr can be so funny while spitting facts. Top of my comedian list by far.

Bill is hilariously brilliantly funny, right on the mark. I am on par with his sarcasm.

I just found out about this guy!!! I've been binge watching his sets. I am a fan. This is old school comedy!! Can't get mad about facts and he can turn it into a joke. Genius!!! He's like a white David Chappell. Logical comedy.

This guy is telling facts❤

I so love this guy... brutal honesty!!

Bill Burr is the greatest comedian of all time. Truth has never been said in a funnier way.

Bill's feminine voice is funny asf 😂

"Should Tom Bradys wife be the next qb of the rams?" This man is hilarious

LMAOOO!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am dying!

It's amazing how old school his comedy style is compared to many modern comedians styles. He literally just brings up real stories, what he is generally thinking throughout situations or stories, some voice fluctuation and there you go. Everything else is just his natural and genuine energetic self. This guy deserves success he has had and more. Compared to his peers he will always be underrated regardless because everyone who loves standup or comedy I feel should know his name. He should in his lane be up there terms of people recognizing the name with comedians and actors like SNL alums from the 90s and early 2000s. Example everyone knows Adam Sandler, well imo standup-wise he should be the same category of recognition in that lane. Guy is top 3 for those performing now imo. Thanks Bill for brightening my day up too when i need a laugh this is where I go to find some joy during stressful times!