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@chapman137
@chapman137 3 года назад
Guy in the van over earpiece freaking tf out always kills me 🤣
@musicsaves97
@musicsaves97 3 года назад
That kills me everytime as well. Get out, get out, get the hell outta there 🤣😂🤣😅💯
@Dani-ladyy
@Dani-ladyy 3 года назад
😂😂😂
@chapman137
@chapman137 3 года назад
@@musicsaves97 ikr. Reminds of that scene from Mr. Woodcock if you ever saw the movie. When Nedderman and his brother are in the van and tries to alert John.
@tylerpaulson6689
@tylerpaulson6689 3 года назад
Lol ghosted her mid date and his name is Casper. The not so friendly ghost. Perfect.
@nickt1417
@nickt1417 3 года назад
Pretty sure he signed off with that name as a joke, not that that's his actual name.
@walkertexasrancher
@walkertexasrancher 3 года назад
Not his actual name, dope!
@StarlightWorkshop0z
@StarlightWorkshop0z 3 года назад
Hey think before posting
@xgreglewisx
@xgreglewisx 3 года назад
joke ______ your head
@BeeBumper
@BeeBumper 3 года назад
You don't think maybe that was a joke name?
@dwightmanne
@dwightmanne 3 года назад
First guy dodged an armed robbery set up.
@markmcelroy1872
@markmcelroy1872 2 года назад
Not entirely they got 20 bucks.
@questionableidentity1
@questionableidentity1 2 года назад
Exactly what I thought
@michaelsieger9133
@michaelsieger9133 Год назад
I disagree. The situation had all the signs of a crazy cougar trying to two-time her man. I would think that in a robbery setup the woman would have been much more calm and seductive. She probably would have lured the man back to an apartment or a specified rendezvous point with her conspirators. That situation didn’t have the characteristics of a carefully planned set-up with each step being precisely executed and managed. I think the woman was just a crazy cougar.
@Tyler171819
@Tyler171819 3 года назад
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome. Bear Grylls would be proud of you sir.
@musicsaves97
@musicsaves97 3 года назад
🤣 🤣 🤣
@cbo9090
@cbo9090 3 года назад
Only if he made a piss canteen out of snake skin
@Freiheit1232
@Freiheit1232 2 года назад
Dude... Phenomenal
@mkultra2456
@mkultra2456 2 года назад
@@Freiheit1232 Speaking of Bear Grylls: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-4yBZk-XEMKg.html
@ji604
@ji604 2 года назад
Destroy, Erase, Improve🤘
@davidmacias1373
@davidmacias1373 3 года назад
" That's the kind of leadership America needs right now" That one got me😂
@NostalgiaMan
@NostalgiaMan 3 года назад
This is the kind of leadership america needs right now
@coolbreeze3793
@coolbreeze3793 3 года назад
Id follow that man into war any day of the week especially Saturday
@Cj-xt6tv
@Cj-xt6tv 3 года назад
I’d happily give my life if billy bald-head was running the country
@jarrettbeau257
@jarrettbeau257 3 года назад
I died laughing when he said that
@richardgutierrez1304
@richardgutierrez1304 2 года назад
I read this comment as he said it. Golden
@turdshack4228
@turdshack4228 2 года назад
@@richardgutierrez1304 I read this comment at the exact same time he said it too haha 5:47
@zarreff
@zarreff 3 года назад
I had three dates where hindsight told me I should have left mid-date. One girl showed up with her kid (that I didn't even know she had kids), another girl passed me her check for the food she ordered when she was the one who invited me to meet her at lunch, and the last girl when she showed up for our date she looked NOTHING like her online photos and her personality was like a plank of wood. After these issues I told myself if I see any red flags during first date I'm out right then and there. Time is precious and you will never get it back.
@aoclive6710
@aoclive6710 3 года назад
Your a gent . I was out with friends and the I thought they were setting me up . Everyone leaves except me and the chick and we get to drinking talking etc. I thought it was all in the bag and she starts pulling up photos of her ex . I went to the washroom and left her to pay the bill . Was well worth it
@BeeBumper
@BeeBumper 3 года назад
Women just wanting a free meal. They just expect you will pay even before any kind of spark happens. With my luck she would be bulimic and throw that dinner up right after. It shocked me the time I met my wife and she insisted on paying her way. I was blown away
@marqijackson6103
@marqijackson6103 2 года назад
Here here. Right oh chap
@DrDolan2000
@DrDolan2000 Год назад
SHE invitied YOU. And yet, she expects you to pay for her. Ridiculous
@PilloTheStar
@PilloTheStar Год назад
The fact that you stayed for these dates regardless is very disappointing.
@THE_CDN
@THE_CDN 3 года назад
"Hey honey, get me a six-pack. Bye!" LOL! That guy dodged a psycho bullet.
@thabs2001
@thabs2001 3 года назад
I loved it. He defs saved himself lol
@kevinmcgovern5388
@kevinmcgovern5388 3 года назад
I’m in the van with an ear piece. “Getem outta there!” 😂
@bigh7972
@bigh7972 2 года назад
Casper we are all taking notes, that move was brilliant. Gas station get them to buy a six pack, then head down the highway… got it. Casper the friendly ghosting machine.
@TheSinatra
@TheSinatra 3 года назад
2nd story Mom is trippin. Her son is in college what did she expect???
@apocalypsepow
@apocalypsepow 3 года назад
As long as he wraps it up what's the issue?
@slothymango
@slothymango 2 года назад
His mom did not do a good job raising him lmao. His mom sounds like a totally incompetent self centered douche.
@lostandfound3588
@lostandfound3588 3 года назад
Casper 🤣😂 the friendly ghost
@TM-ss7hn
@TM-ss7hn 3 года назад
met girl on tinder and upon entering her house for a hookup it was literally so disgusting in there that i left mid conversation. just stood up n left.
@backbone93
@backbone93 3 года назад
I had 3 tinder dates, all horrible My first one i invited this college chick to an oliver koletzki festival where i was with friends and many drugs- was a bad idea We talked for a while, i wasnt into her at all, texting- we vibed but in person she annoyed me She felt that but kinda still wanted to spent the night together and just was by me, then i did something im not proud of I greeted some people i randomly met there, i told her to wait with them while i go to the toilet, Like 1 hour later i ran into those ppl again and she wasnt with them anymore At some point in the night i saw her then with a young fat guy , felt bad for her but at least she found "a Friend" 2cnd was this watermelon chick that i met in a bar, after 20 min talking i told her that this isnt going anywhere but i brought her home as it was in the middle of the night 3rd one i got invited by a 37 year old( i was 27) to her to drink and have a good time When i came in she was totall on cocaine, speed, alcohol, and another dude and an ugly chick were there as well, i didnt immediately turned around but rolled a blunt and smoked it and tried to acclimate But they wanted a 4some So as soon as the blunt was finished i left and let the other dude have them both drugged up woman Then i deleted tinder.
@TM-ss7hn
@TM-ss7hn 3 года назад
@@backbone93 it really is the smartest move to just leave the second you feel that wave of “oh good lord what am i doin here” lol
@BeeBumper
@BeeBumper 3 года назад
Imagine what her hoohaw is like
@Anthony-od4ou
@Anthony-od4ou 2 года назад
You ever leave a girls house that is so nasty you wipe your shoes on the rug before leaving because you don’t want to fuck up the city?
@meetbythecreek
@meetbythecreek 2 года назад
@@backbone93 I’m trying to figure out if you just referred to a black chick as a watermelon chick
@JamanoidusRex
@JamanoidusRex 3 года назад
No hearts are getting broken when you've just met in college...none.
@kcrtxbw.4349
@kcrtxbw.4349 2 года назад
Mom needs to give it a rest and let her baby boy grow up. Teens will f*ck their brain out when they start college, its what they do.
@sangredelic
@sangredelic 3 года назад
What kind of weirdo spends their birthday with a Tinder date. Where's her friends?
@naomimills7215
@naomimills7215 3 года назад
This kills me. My husband said the same thing, that he didn't want a relationship and that he only wanted a friend with benefits. I was equally in the same place but I REALLY liked him. We fooled around for a few months then we actually had sex one night.. he was hooked from the first time lmao. He couldn't leave me alone after that and after about 3 months I told him he needed to commit or let me go cuz I liked him too much to keep just messing around. We ended up dating and have been together 9yrs now. I think our biggest success is our ability to be honest with each other especially about things that are so personal like that
@jimwerther
@jimwerther 2 года назад
Call me old fashioned, but we live in really strange times.
@kcrtxbw.4349
@kcrtxbw.4349 2 года назад
@@jimwerther If it works for them, and it sounds like it does, whats the harm ? Two happy people more on the planet, thats a good thing.
@jimwerther
@jimwerther 2 года назад
@@kcrtxbw.4349 For one thing, it sounds like it may not be end well. Overall, the world was better when morals mattered, and people took their dignity seriously.
@whoknowsanymorebro
@whoknowsanymorebro 2 года назад
@@jimwerther I've got a feeling shit like friends with benefits situations have always existed
@jimwerther
@jimwerther 2 года назад
@@whoknowsanymorebro I really, really don't. It did, but only rarely, and not publicly.
@k4ir0s
@k4ir0s 3 года назад
Lol I was against him at the start, then on his side and cheering for him. Somethings up here - she's a cheater or she wants an accidental kid or something. Have to assume she does this a lot as well.
@JeffreyGillespie
@JeffreyGillespie 2 года назад
I love when Bill steps away from the microphone to yell LOL
@deefman123
@deefman123 2 года назад
From the off, he takes accountability for doing this too. Much respect for those who are able to admit their regretfull actions, instead of being pushed to it. Shows strength and proof of learning from it.
@mermer4038
@mermer4038 3 года назад
“You did good, Son.” 😂
@daverage4729
@daverage4729 3 года назад
I've been on so many crappy dates that if I meet one thats the manners of a pig I just tell her "I don't think this is working. Reckon we should call it a night." Its harsh buts it spares me wasting half the night.
@HalConick
@HalConick 3 года назад
Good man.
@backbone93
@backbone93 3 года назад
Same One night stands suk anyways they are not worth hooking up with a Psycho. To online dating- its the worst But i think for men and woman both in their own ways
@BeeBumper
@BeeBumper 3 года назад
And money. Funny their thirst and appetite are full on whether it works or not
@QualityQman
@QualityQman 3 года назад
@pettengi18 I met my wife on tinder 4 years ago.
@willbearheart1372
@willbearheart1372 2 года назад
"It's like your fucking earpiece came out of your ear and I'm in the van. What's he doing?! GET HIM OUT OF THERE!" 🤣🤣🤣
@Nedula007
@Nedula007 3 года назад
Good on him for sensing danger and leaving !
@ImEverythingYouCrave
@ImEverythingYouCrave 3 года назад
poor bill self conscious of his body
@UnbotheredAhmad
@UnbotheredAhmad 3 года назад
If a woman felt uncomfortable you know damn well she would do the same lol ... good job sir lol...
@ShawShank-kr9wq
@ShawShank-kr9wq 3 года назад
The mother in the second story is clearly a man hater who is more concerned over these girls she’s never met over her own son. She is still scornful that his biological father pumped her and dumped her so she’s taking out her resentfulness on her son because he reminds her of him.
@DailyCorvid
@DailyCorvid 3 года назад
Woww you fucking nailed it.
@ShawShank-kr9wq
@ShawShank-kr9wq 3 года назад
@@DailyCorvid I lived it
@DailyCorvid
@DailyCorvid 3 года назад
@@ShawShank-kr9wq bruv she sounds a bit unhinged. Good for you recognise the badness of woman; approach with caution and care! "Even when it's my mum?" ESPECIALLY when it's your mum!! Lol. My mother is quite mad at times but thankfully she's less mad than most of the chicks I have endured!
@Iksvomid
@Iksvomid 3 года назад
Literally read this as a "mad hatter" instead of a "man hater" and thought why?
@DailyCorvid
@DailyCorvid 3 года назад
@@Iksvomid She gets angry and starts frothing at the corners of the mouth, whilst millinering perfect headwear items. Truly that makes perfect sense now. Understanding of universe lvl 500 ;)
@AngSco30
@AngSco30 2 года назад
I once left a girl at a restaurant before we paid the bill. She'd been snapping her fingers at staff like they were dogs all night and when the bill came she looked at it then back up at me as if it was my job to pay. I fully intended on paying but the entitlement just rubbed me wrong. I told her I was going to the bathroom and just left her with the bill.
@knocknockify
@knocknockify 3 года назад
Worst case scenario, she could’ve been a serial killer trying to lure him to a motel. Dude got out of there brilliantly!
@MRJTD99
@MRJTD99 3 года назад
God, all of these advice videos just goes to show barely anyone is actually capable of raising a kid. Bill hit the nail on the head. The mom doesn't actually care about her son, she's just being spiteful because she can't get over her own issues from decades ago. No hearts are getting broken, she's delusional. Her son probably notices this which is why it turns into a screaming match. Your son's an adult, those women are adults, leave them alone. She's also not doing herself any favors saying she was a good mom because her son survived till 18.
@musicsaves97
@musicsaves97 3 года назад
The Gasper maneuver LOL!!
@Pickledsundae
@Pickledsundae 2 года назад
OMFG this is the most UNDERRATED Bill Burr spiel EVER. SUPER true to a just Alpha Male
@kylebaer5208
@kylebaer5208 2 года назад
Lol hellyea
@Pickledsundae
@Pickledsundae 2 года назад
@@kylebaer5208 haha holy shit man what are the chances you found my comment on here 🤣
@Ocity-Kane1881
@Ocity-Kane1881 3 года назад
The 1st story #smh 😭😭 was beautiful!! 😂🤣😂. I literally told my kids(🙎🏾‍♀️🙎🏿‍♂️🙎🏿‍♂️) months ago this is how you get rid of someone who is an f#@ked up person. I love it.
@howyoudoin564
@howyoudoin564 3 года назад
I love seeing people take Bills podcast clips and putting 2-3 ads throughout it. Making money off of someone else's work, very honorable
@biohead66
@biohead66 2 года назад
RU-vid does that automatically. I doubt this guy is getting anything out of this. They are forcing us to get youtube premium.
@MRJTD99
@MRJTD99 2 года назад
Honor is for virgins, failures, and dead people
@howyoudoin564
@howyoudoin564 2 года назад
@@MRJTD99 maybe I'm all three
@WalterDiamond
@WalterDiamond 2 года назад
I love reading comments from people who still don't know what an ad-blocker is.
@kashifreza1993
@kashifreza1993 2 года назад
Wait a minute this isn't bill channel?
@Protectobot
@Protectobot 3 года назад
“Ghosting a chick mid-date?! Ugh! ...I’ve done it” 😆
@yimmyyams5554
@yimmyyams5554 2 года назад
I like his style he did it fast and smooth,clutch thinking. Good move Casper 👍
@blackjohnsnow9375
@blackjohnsnow9375 2 года назад
I can say I’ve done a great job raising my son “Miss you referred to him as fuckboy “. Lmaooooooo
@mariakerberus1017
@mariakerberus1017 3 года назад
This is fantastic 😂 the man just saved himself from potentially becoming a /LetsNotMeet 👍🤣
@Sandshark17
@Sandshark17 3 года назад
The only thing that would make that EVEN more perfect would have been if Casper gave her that $20 in a Birthday card before driving off.
@jacobs1447
@jacobs1447 2 года назад
In addition, make sure it says, "Happy 45th bday," even though she's only 38.
@codyminecrack248
@codyminecrack248 2 года назад
“Fast forward to sAAAYYY”. I’m dead XD
@drivewaystar6485
@drivewaystar6485 2 года назад
Love how Bill sounds like a kid reading with his finger pointing at the words and then comes the "alriiiight". Lmfao
@Trashm1n
@Trashm1n 3 года назад
Nice vid as always, also you can keep/add the ad-reading segment on these if your vids doesn't reach 10mins because they're hilarious af, keep up the great work!!!
@joshharvin2555
@joshharvin2555 3 года назад
I did the same thing about 10 years ago. Only cost me $7 though, sent her in the store for some smokes and I was gone.. I don't even smoke!
@wingman-1977
@wingman-1977 2 года назад
That guy handled that situation like a champ.👏
@spiritwalkerstacey1457
@spiritwalkerstacey1457 Год назад
😂😂 what an awesome story!!!...the mid- date one...😂
@feralvillage5688
@feralvillage5688 3 года назад
This is hilarious. "It's my birthday" is such a classic pick up line. If she was honest she should have said " I'm a sex addict, ( notice I didn't call her a whore) my man can't keep up , he doesn't know I go out and do this. So let's get the hell out of here , get us a room, do our thing and stop stalling around, I gotta get back before anyone knows I'm gone" Then he should have said "great, ill be right back"..................... ........................................ ............................... .................... ...........
@backbone93
@backbone93 3 года назад
Maybe it was her birthday? Chicks cant stand a bad or lonely birthday And if she was with her son all time, thats "reasonable". And if her son is a player like the dude said that doesnt help. She was alone at home thinking she is a woman and she can f when she wants so she just asked tinder guys Idk thats not soo wrong to me That dude was probably more budhurt by her beeing dominant and demanding as it sounds He couldnt handle the situation If you meet a milf on her birthday that is lonely and horny, you better expect someone who is close to losing it^^
@conservat1vepatr1ot
@conservat1vepatr1ot 2 года назад
Takes one to know one. (Yes that’s how I know you have a %99 chance of being right on the money. Anyway, wanna go hit a SAA meeting with me 😉?)
@theeternalnow6506
@theeternalnow6506 3 года назад
What a legend.
@rebeccao8895
@rebeccao8895 Год назад
Brilliant move, Casper!
@An_dong_ni_
@An_dong_ni_ Год назад
This f**king made my day! 😂
@fallon7616
@fallon7616 2 года назад
😂😂😂 Lol You did the best thing ever. Proud of you 👍 Imagine that you are a good guy 😘
@sebastianm.2901
@sebastianm.2901 2 года назад
5:44 This is the kind of leadership america needs right now hahaha
@KeepItSimpleSailor
@KeepItSimpleSailor 2 года назад
All these stories are better than Penthouse Forum. My god - I can’t stop laughing
@squaddizzle85
@squaddizzle85 2 года назад
This is the exact expression i see on bills face when he questions the emails lmao
@Los47
@Los47 3 года назад
LEGENDARY MOVE
@miltonjunior860
@miltonjunior860 2 года назад
What a legend!
@hawk_346
@hawk_346 2 года назад
Bless this thumbnail 😂
@way108
@way108 3 года назад
Hahaha 🤣 I’m dying 😂
@Denmark_1974
@Denmark_1974 3 года назад
You sir, is a champ👍🏆
@assplundah
@assplundah Год назад
GOLD!!🤣🤣😳
@sheilasweeney1479
@sheilasweeney1479 3 года назад
I’ve done it once or twice myself bc guy was a jerk. Said I had to go to restroom, but walked out the door instead.
@kelb6073
@kelb6073 3 года назад
I'd do it too if guy was a jerk. No way I'd sit there listening to some asshole.
@gregeads6124
@gregeads6124 3 года назад
You are my fucking hero Casper. I only hope I can raise my son this well.
@rodneymunch3412
@rodneymunch3412 3 года назад
This shits hella funny my dude
@SomeGuy-sj1ly
@SomeGuy-sj1ly 2 года назад
Ahhh the friendly ghost. Well played sir.
@bryanmares3830
@bryanmares3830 3 года назад
Epic 😂
@audrealoren2908
@audrealoren2908 2 года назад
Totally understandable and valid
@Dani-ladyy
@Dani-ladyy 3 года назад
nooo that’s hilarious 😂 he good lmao
@andrewschuschu3499
@andrewschuschu3499 3 года назад
When I first moved to Baaaaahhhston I was on a first date with a girl I met on tinder, and she wanted me to meet her at her house. It was a little weird, but I was eager, so I decided to show up. Fast forward about 20 minutes and it turns out she had set up some sort of witchcraft blood pact for us to do together, and her and the warlock witch doctor she had also invited asked me for a sample of my hair, blood, and seamen. I told her and dumbledoor that I need to take a leak to “rid my body of evil spirits” so I went to her bathroom. I throw open the window, pull out the screen, and think either i can partake in a hepatitis ritual or I can jump from a second story window. I hear chanting in Latin beginning downstairs and she began knocking at the door- I jumped. I landed in the bushes in the back yard, tearing my pants, and tore part of my rotator cuff in the process. I ran home pantsless and unmatched with her as soon as possible. The first guy was absolutely right. Sometimes the robot that matches people is wrong.
@xcidgaf
@xcidgaf 2 года назад
what the actual fuck?!
@kcrtxbw.4349
@kcrtxbw.4349 2 года назад
Well, i certainly makes for a good story :D Hope your leg is better..
@captainalex157
@captainalex157 2 года назад
lmao, the witch girls are the craziest, good you got out of there.
@utubedestroysmytime
@utubedestroysmytime 2 года назад
That kid is just learning why dad bounced.
@Nedula007
@Nedula007 3 года назад
That mother needs to mind her own business, wtf, she is weird dude.
@backbone93
@backbone93 3 года назад
Who isnt weird Idk that dude seems to be budhurt to me that she told him he should make kids or smthn
@Nedula007
@Nedula007 3 года назад
@@backbone93 women always feel entitled lol
@Brizzy-wt7fx
@Brizzy-wt7fx 3 года назад
Lol straight savage
@doom-driveneap4569
@doom-driveneap4569 2 года назад
Tinder, lol. That's strike one right there lmaoooo
@mikeclark6303
@mikeclark6303 3 года назад
This sounds like it would be a good one to animate.
@mattl1811
@mattl1811 2 года назад
That was hilarious
@nxflwrs
@nxflwrs 2 года назад
To the mom with the “fuck boy” son stay in your lane your son is an adult now it’s not you job to tell him how to date or anything of the sorts. Your son will either learn or he won’t you’ve done all you can with bad results.
@kingofrock8428
@kingofrock8428 2 года назад
"$2 for candy"... 😅🤣😂
@CaulkMongler
@CaulkMongler 2 года назад
“He’s a heartbreaker… Maybe it’s genetic” It’s not generic, ma’am, the things you’ve shown in your very own home had told him that’s ok.
@shonz88
@shonz88 3 года назад
Be cautious if your date insists on a hotel. They could be setting you up to get mugged/robbed at the hotel by their partner in crime.
@rocko9451
@rocko9451 3 года назад
Casper just ghosted like a champ!
@coolio104
@coolio104 2 года назад
That guy's actually a gentleman in my eyes.
@grantsypants4743
@grantsypants4743 2 года назад
Unfortunately honesty doesn’t always work. You can still break someone’s heart by being completely honest. They can still get attached to you. Sometimes it’s lose lose.
@timdunk7278
@timdunk7278 Год назад
Awesome strategy there Casper.
@liammalone6304
@liammalone6304 3 года назад
A++++++plus move👌
@barticusmaximus1230
@barticusmaximus1230 2 года назад
2:11 fkn 💀
@aboveaxis
@aboveaxis 2 года назад
ive got up and left in the middle of a blind date she pretty quickly steered the conversation towards politics, which to me is just not something you do, especially on a 1st date it became obvious she was one of those annoying sjw offended by everything types i just got up, said best of luck to ya and left found out a year later that she falsely accused another guy of that r word.... dodged a major bullet
@darrenb9359
@darrenb9359 2 года назад
dodged a bloody bunker buster!
@TheAlmightyAss
@TheAlmightyAss 2 года назад
Imagine having ideals and wanting someone to share those before it goes any further! The gall of some people.
@BirdDogey1
@BirdDogey1 2 года назад
Never ghosted a date but did make a u turn and returned her home. No point continuing.
@kylehilfiker917
@kylehilfiker917 2 года назад
Modern problems require modern solutions!!!
@Wzrd2321
@Wzrd2321 3 года назад
Top to bottom...that was fucking great
@dieseltyme
@dieseltyme 3 года назад
Last Friday I had a date and I was going to leave 5 minutes before she showed up because she was running really late but the waiter convinced me to stay and now I'm out 50 bucks. Should have went home.
@reactiverevolution1526
@reactiverevolution1526 3 года назад
Haha of course the waiter wants his tip lol
@user-sw1fz9vc6r
@user-sw1fz9vc6r 3 года назад
W.e bro lesson learned
@nathanfraudik5840
@nathanfraudik5840 3 года назад
LESSON LEARNED MY G!
@mandu6665
@mandu6665 2 года назад
How late? I'll wait 20 mins max. 30 if the meeting spot is next to a coffee shop. Had a chick once run late because she "forgot" and told me to wait. It would have taken her twice as long to get to me as it was for me to just go home. I told her to please come and not to rush. Went home and ordered a pizza.
@BountyFlamor
@BountyFlamor 2 года назад
@@mandu6665 Within 10 minutes, you're late. Anything over that, they wanna say something. They wanna say Fuck You.
@jayrob5270
@jayrob5270 2 года назад
Yeah we've all done something similar and felt awful afterwards but your past self did your present self a favour, just pray you never see her again!
@rusosure7
@rusosure7 2 года назад
"Smegma-lips" HAHAHAHAHA You should have looked it up. I used to ask my high school substitute teachers its definition. 😀
@noneyabusiness8825
@noneyabusiness8825 2 года назад
Holy shit! That triggered a memory of a similar situation I found myself in many years ago, only difference was she blew me in the car before I bolted! LMAO!
@BeeBumper
@BeeBumper 3 года назад
Some dude at the gas station got lucky that night or unlucky depending on how you look at it. As for fluckboy good for him why is she assuming he is breaking anyone's hearts, many college girls just want to bang
@marqijackson6103
@marqijackson6103 2 года назад
The title was enough for me to give it a like. I'm at the place where if I can get out of a bad date by being asshole I'm gonna do it with a wink an a smile.
@0ussama01
@0ussama01 2 года назад
Dude he ended the email with "casper" cuz he "ghosted" her 😂😂
@thewickedwizard
@thewickedwizard 3 года назад
Casper The Friendly Ghoster HAHAHA
@antwonefernandez7554
@antwonefernandez7554 2 года назад
Amazing story (first one)
@savage75_
@savage75_ 2 года назад
🔥👑🔥
@vaxan5126
@vaxan5126 2 года назад
These thumbnails hit different 😂
@juanc5149
@juanc5149 2 года назад
I fuxking love Bill Burr
@jimmydean4494
@jimmydean4494 3 года назад
I did and I am proud
@BountyFlamor
@BountyFlamor 2 года назад
"Ghosting a chick mid-date. Uuuuhhhh!"
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