Bill Burr on Fat Women. 

Manipulation is a normal part of a marriage. It's an excuse so you stay pissed and don't ask her for sex. Also the mental stress she caused prematurely puts you in the grave. So she keeps all the money the husband works for his short life.

Maybe he has great life insurance and she wants to collect as soon as possible. She's as smart as she is big.

A lot of people probably aren't aware of the fact that if you have your children delivered by caesarean , ( often for the doctor's convenience) it absolutely ruins a women's figure for life . When a woman gives birth by caesarean basically they cut her in half with her systems and body undergoing horrendous upheavals and most of the times she gains a lot of weight that is often seemingly impossible to lose .It is a shameful procedure in this country .

Read my 1st comment !