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Bill Burr - Public Swimming Pools 

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@htxflow
@htxflow 9 лет назад
"Keyword Manity(Manatee)" hysterical!
@Grottgreta
@Grottgreta 10 лет назад
"looking like a LOBSTAH" holy shit I almost spat water all over the screen
@4Legacy
@4Legacy 8 лет назад
I love how Bill always tries to cut the bullshit. He wouldn't even let himself say "against my will". He cuts himself off and says "against my w- what I wanted to do..."
@eLiFILMSinc
@eLiFILMSinc 5 лет назад
"The only Pool I'll ever Swim in, is my Pool......if I ever get one!!" lol
@martyledood9011
@martyledood9011 5 лет назад
That was the best part!
@akirascrow15
@akirascrow15 11 лет назад
"They're gonna steal the paddles."
@emdiar6588
@emdiar6588 7 лет назад
LOL. Dude, your folks evolved in northern Europe with no UV protection needed. My GF is a Ginger, and she spontaneously combusts if I put a 100 watt bulb in the living room.
@falcosparverius6385
@falcosparverius6385 7 лет назад
em diar I guess trips to beaches and islands are out of the question for you 😕
@mattr7118
@mattr7118 7 лет назад
em diar Does the carpet match the drapes?
@michaelsieger9133
@michaelsieger9133 6 лет назад
lucky bitch... gingers are the best
@codyminecrack248
@codyminecrack248 5 лет назад
I can attest to this...
@danehales2021
@danehales2021 5 лет назад
Thank god I got a ginger Mexican.
@skankhunt-vw8xr
@skankhunt-vw8xr 9 лет назад
My neck was sore from shaking my head at people.
@bwc12minus38
@bwc12minus38 9 лет назад
This was a good one. Laughed my ass off
@Snipersounds
@Snipersounds 7 лет назад
Bill Burr is SOOOOOO funny! It's nice to have daily jokes from a top comedian, rather than having to wait for the next special. Thanks for sharing!
@ThatCanadianGuy420
@ThatCanadianGuy420 11 лет назад
Bills MM podcasts are more funny then most comedians HBO specials.
@gustavofring8765
@gustavofring8765 2 года назад
True true
@Sweetwildflower
@Sweetwildflower 7 лет назад
Peppy LA pew....I love you Billlllly booooooy
@mhks68
@mhks68 8 лет назад
Bill got outta the pool in a helicoptaaaaaaahhhh!
@elliesings9508
@elliesings9508 3 года назад
"...you're taking a fucking Aids bath..." Lmao!! I just spit up my sushi
@hjojo1
@hjojo1 5 лет назад
Old Billy clean aaaaaass!!
@hamhi98
@hamhi98 7 лет назад
LAHHHBSTAAA!!
@TalkinRitz
@TalkinRitz 9 лет назад
Nice bidet reference! People need to know about these!!
@marleychloe
@marleychloe 8 лет назад
crying from laughing so hard!~!!
@seanlaffey3633
@seanlaffey3633 5 лет назад
I feel your pain, Bill. It’s the worst thing in the world when you have plans and you need to go out lookin like a LOBSTAAAA
@eLiFILMSinc
@eLiFILMSinc 5 лет назад
"The key word....Manatee" lol
@tomkelly9409
@tomkelly9409 11 лет назад
Saw him in Newport RI last summer, best comedian since George Carlin
@813lynch4
@813lynch4 5 лет назад
Most certainly agree with you on that 1
@LiteratiCircle
@LiteratiCircle 8 лет назад
I'm laughin my ass off..you're hilarious dude!
@falcosparverius6385
@falcosparverius6385 7 лет назад
Yea, I'll never go in a public pool again ⚠️
@johnthorpe23
@johnthorpe23 11 лет назад
I saw him live a few months ago. He was fantastic!
@malerak2228
@malerak2228 6 лет назад
"a bidet is basically a car wash for your asshole".. I burst out laughing at work 😂
@urbanvancity
@urbanvancity 11 лет назад
hell i would love to hear weekly podcasts with the two of them together!
@redscarecomixx8488
@redscarecomixx8488 5 лет назад
Evidently, in France you're so fkin happy you forget to put on deoderant. Omg I love Bill
@MrJspinuzza
@MrJspinuzza 10 лет назад
OH THE HUMANITY.......sorry i meant HUGE MANATEE
@brunoleite8380
@brunoleite8380 2 года назад
"Cuz I have Nia's permission " 🤣
@yvonnedearman
@yvonnedearman 11 лет назад
Never going in a pool again
@PixelPariah
@PixelPariah 11 лет назад
I've never been in a pool I haven't pissed in. Good day.
@DelphineTheWorstBladeEver
@DelphineTheWorstBladeEver 4 года назад
Well who the fuck goes to a swimming pool and doesn't take a shower right after? The pool is full of kids who shit in it anyway.
@lilnerf9269
@lilnerf9269 4 года назад
Gotta mark your territory
@BobbyNewb
@BobbyNewb 5 лет назад
Key word: "manatee". LMAO
@patrickbateman4148
@patrickbateman4148 2 года назад
Bill's Definition of a BD is hilarious.
@richardf8767
@richardf8767 4 года назад
Bill, you’re describing RWI Recreational Water Illness & it’s no joke!
@UnderseaCaveman
@UnderseaCaveman 11 лет назад
Ocean Only....hope you come back to Hawaii soon!!!
@fistoffries
@fistoffries 11 лет назад
I wonder if anyone ever hears this podcast after bragging to everyone "Hey! Guess what?! When I was in Vegas I saw Bill Burr, at the pool! Yeah, he's the guy from Breaking Bad. Wait! He said WHAT on his pod cast?!?"
@ScreaminMime
@ScreaminMime 8 лет назад
I have a bidet I bought on Amazon, best buy I've made it the past decade. GET ONE!!!
@michaelmalagrino9519
@michaelmalagrino9519 4 года назад
vitamin E!! lololol
@MissFormaldehydeFace
@MissFormaldehydeFace 11 лет назад
Lmfao salminila shower.. cracks me up
@elchappo1320
@elchappo1320 3 года назад
U and Sebastian maniscalco are so alike!
@TheTube8u
@TheTube8u 5 лет назад
“A Bidet is a car wash for you asshole” hahahahahaha 😂
@paulchakola7372
@paulchakola7372 2 года назад
I haven't been swimming since 2003, I got violently ill...after swimming in a hotel pool.
@doommuffinz5276
@doommuffinz5276 7 лет назад
Jeff Cavilere is in the best shape for someone his age. (name might be misspelled) Athlean X
@matthewgriffin7857
@matthewgriffin7857 6 лет назад
Oh the humanity!
@patodiblasi
@patodiblasi 3 года назад
In Argentina we also have bidets, it's more common than not to have it.
@alvinperlas
@alvinperlas 11 лет назад
speaking of the pools, in Las Vegas, Wet n Wild is now OPEN!!
@markmcgrath9736
@markmcgrath9736 9 лет назад
Hey Bill, don't forget about Legionnaire's disease. Remember that one, first discovered in Philly in 1976? Another reason to stay out of heated pools and hot tubs.
@DrNickRiveria
@DrNickRiveria 8 лет назад
i looked that up. no where as cool as it sounds.
@YourBeingParanoid
@YourBeingParanoid 7 лет назад
I thought Bill would have came across the even stranger Scandinavian toilets with there expected shelves.
@MikeKokoschka
@MikeKokoschka 11 лет назад
I guess Im done with the pools...no more pool for me...!!!
@rawsko0316
@rawsko0316 5 лет назад
Billy thinkin cap
@JOSEPH-vs2gc
@JOSEPH-vs2gc 6 лет назад
I live outside San Francisco, i feel EXACTLY the same as you about those damn Tattoos. Instant Regret...
@AmmarAhmad5
@AmmarAhmad5 10 лет назад
Wow, a video with no dislikes. I guess everyone really hates public swimming pool.
@mistermasterful3556
@mistermasterful3556 9 лет назад
nah they just love listening to the great reasoning of Bill Burr!
@Filiolus
@Filiolus 11 лет назад
Key word, manatee. HAHAHAHA.
@calebspurlin8934
@calebspurlin8934 6 лет назад
Lmao, Vitamin E
@FlowKio
@FlowKio Год назад
Last time I went to a public pool I seen a homeless man giving himself a quick bath, I only go to the beach now.
@biggzcorey
@biggzcorey 7 лет назад
As a redhead, I can totally relate.
@kevinmcnally4047
@kevinmcnally4047 6 лет назад
The Big C All of us redheads can.
@rose4490
@rose4490 5 лет назад
I love swimming pools, I just happen to hate all the other people, and the ball of cancer in the sky.
@gonzaloponti5769
@gonzaloponti5769 8 лет назад
In Argentina we have bidets
@michelironside6160
@michelironside6160 5 лет назад
I JUST WANNA SAY FUCK IT!
@GRAFFDEMON
@GRAFFDEMON 5 лет назад
As a ginger with tattoos.... LOL
@DelphineTheWorstBladeEver
@DelphineTheWorstBladeEver 4 года назад
I can't go to swimming pools. I can't stand the thought of people being so close to me.
@KeshaIsHot808
@KeshaIsHot808 11 лет назад
lol
@setinahugh9182
@setinahugh9182 7 лет назад
Bochi Ball, you are four balls short.
@_jadori_175
@_jadori_175 6 лет назад
KEYWORD MANATEE!
@jimbomorrison7133
@jimbomorrison7133 3 года назад
I went in a pool on a cruise ship and let me tell you something. If people are drinking in the pool,their pissing in it. Never go in a cruise ship pool,or hot tub.UGH.
@OneEyedJackNLD
@OneEyedJackNLD 9 месяцев назад
4:38
@pstlwhppd
@pstlwhppd 11 лет назад
I'd pay $1000 for that ticket.
@kenmount294
@kenmount294 4 года назад
Public pools are disgusting! But if you get down there early enough after the filter and chlorine working all nite, you might be ok for an early morning swim.
@nickmagrick7702
@nickmagrick7702 5 лет назад
Bills sensitive about the color of his skin guys, lets not talk about the milk crust forming in the wrinkles next to his receding hair line, he doesn't like to think about how some people point out that it somehow makes him racist, and goofy looking. And thats just mean, so lets try to think about good ol Bill here. For Bill.
@jcnot9712
@jcnot9712 5 лет назад
Not sure France is the best place to go to a swimming pool at.
@spongeblonde1309
@spongeblonde1309 5 лет назад
I dated a man from Paris. Also have family from there. Trust & believe, the man i dated was the cleanest/healthiest person i ever met. I’m a vegan & felt like a total American slob eating next to him. Total myth about the French..He always smelled & looked delicious. 💯👌😜
@pauldrummond755
@pauldrummond755 5 лет назад
You had to get the message across that you're a vegan in there didn't ya...
@spongeblonde1309
@spongeblonde1309 5 лет назад
paul drummond LOL I was simply making a point. But since you asked, YES.😂 Lot of hard work & dedication ova heyyyy. Think the proof is in the pudding.😜😉
@dt4236
@dt4236 5 лет назад
Vegans only piss me off for one reason. Its expensive af. You dnt see no poor ppl affording that middle class shit.
@ramone2185
@ramone2185 11 лет назад
I don't know about anyone else, but I'm gonna being exercising for the rest of my life. It feels too good to stop! It's the best "drug" there is! A fountain of youth is what they call it.
@je187u
@je187u 11 лет назад
ha ha ha , how the fuck didn't you people know this ? is common sense , pool water is actually sweat , ass and balls soap , not to mention all the hair that all those people loose in the water while swimming in there i only shower :)) you should too !!!!!!!!
@punkuddha
@punkuddha 11 лет назад
paperbagbandits
@HFFCANADA
@HFFCANADA 3 года назад
Lol "saved the French" yeah you guys definitely didn't. You helped. If anything the Russians Australians French and British troops did most of the killing and dying in WW1 and WW2. Also that was payback for the role they played in you're own Independence. Most people don't even know that if it wasn't for the French wich supplied training, weapons, manpower, technology, fleets ect ect American would be an English colonie right now. But that's too hard for ppl to get. Washington won the war that's it.......
@HomleandSecurity
@HomleandSecurity 11 лет назад
Plus I always get rid of my used condoms in public pools.
@elliesings9508
@elliesings9508 3 года назад
I just spit up some vomit
@MrEddieEvo
@MrEddieEvo 7 лет назад
12:09 Conor McGregor
@soulsoprano9866
@soulsoprano9866 11 лет назад
Gross...but so true.
@TIOLIOfficial
@TIOLIOfficial 11 месяцев назад
Boring.
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