Bill Burr - Punched in the Face By Mike Tyson or Kick in the Family Jewels By Bruce Lee 

“That was a disgusting image, i didnt mean to say that” 😂

I was prepared for that scream, because somebody mentioned it in the comments. And I’ve still lost my shit laughing at it

I'm just picturing that MadTV skit with Mike Tyson punching the GAP models for a commercial. The final punch is what I'm imagining happening to Bill lol

How is this even a fucking question?! Punch in the face, every time...

Literally crying at that scream

I would rather get kicked by a 25 year old bruce lee than get punched by a 55 year old tyson

Mike Tyson 🤛 to my face 💯. My balls were hurting and I was squirming thinking about Bruce Lee🦵my ⚽️⚽️ 😫😢

3:04

Your podcast has inspired me to do what I'm doing on my channel. I'm a musician that has always wanted to be a comedian.

My friend and former Canadian Champ Razor Ruddock... took a few from tyson. Hardest hitter he says.

hahahaha - dying about not being able to curl up into the fetal position

Man kick boxing needs better marketing if people use Bruce Lee as an example for a powerful kick.

This reminds me of that time a young reporter whent to Muhammad Ali's house to interview him when Ali was in his early 60s and accidentally punched him in the nose during the photo opportunity giving Ali a nosebleed and that time I gave Bruce Lee some painkillers for his sore back.

Hey between two ferns guy took it like a champ.

Haha

But when your nuts are gone your brain chemistry is fucked up too....

Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan? Who ya got? Not who'd win, just who you like

I've rather be punched in the face by mike tyson than kicked in the nuts by Stephen fucking hawking. never mind a running drop kick from Bruce Lee. makes my eyes water just thinking about it.

Sounds like a false dichotomy.

He does know that one punch has very low chance of giving brain damage, but a kick to the nuts can kill you

Oh, am I 3 years late. Well damn

The yell

Bruce Lee can kill people with his kick I guess.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

3:02

IDK about bills statement shattered testicles are no joke it's unlikely you will get brain damage from a face shot .... I really would have to thin k about it thats good question.

0:50 you know bill i losing his edge when he starts apologizing for jokes, if you can't joke, fuck off

Tyson's famous punch was the uppercut

I'll take getting my ass kicked by Tyson over dealing with getting a junk punt from Bruce Lee any day

I laughed so fucking hard I love him😭😭

3:02

Obviously Tyson....one punch knock out or not , you probably don't get severe brain damage , but a full nard kick might be permanent

flip the ques though: Punch by Mike Tyson to your jewels OR Kick to the skull by the B.Lee details: same as before, and also your body part to be hit are elevated /lowered to the perfect height for... Maximum Damage 😂

Epic Bruce Lee scream lol.

If mike punched you, you would get his lifes ammount of brain trauma in one punch. If bruce kicked you, you could imitate bruce lees fighting sounds.

Greatest of all time

He will get a running start lol

“Men are philosophical...about dumb shit.” -Patrice O’Neal

Who is this guy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Choosing to be kicked in the family Jewels by Bruce Lee is a very very bad choice. Lol and Yes! It is WORSE than getting punch by Mike Tyson is the face. Getting kicked by him is like getting hit by a car.

I had one of my balls split in half after getting kneed in the grown during a basketball game. The guys knee crushed my testicle against my pelvic bone and the pain was unimaginable. I blacked out and threw up. However after a surgery I was able to recover and had no real long lasting affects. on the other hand I got a concussion skiing one time and 6 years later I still feel some side affects from the damage done to my brain. Brain damage is nothing to mess with so I’m take Bruce Lee every time.

Depends on if he’s wearing gloves or not.

I agree with Bill's choice for the reasons he cited. This is fucking hilarious.

I would choose Bruce Lee... Bruce Lee has a heart and would probably hold back tremendously whereas Mike Tyson is a P.O.S. human being that would probably deliver the killshot if he was permitted to do so.

Bill Burr saying spread eagle is fuckin hilarious 😂😂

I would rather take a KO by iron Mike than take trauma to the twins

Bruce Lee would destroy my balls. My balls are still high and tight. Not bad for a 52 year old man.

Why did he not make any more podcasts for RU-vid

You have a skull to protect your brain from damages like a punch. You’re gonna let BRUCE LEE kick you in the junk? All your ass bone gonna be fucked up as well as internal organs. How long before you’re able to sit straight or walk right after such trauma to “that part” of your body. You’re out of your mind if you said Bruce Lee!

I thought it was the ear bite

😂😂😂😂😂

That scream with the image of you legs shaking and look on your face and the balls squirting out the back comment had me laughing like a fucking phsyco at work and crying laughing. Fucking love this guy

this sucks man. read head piece of shit

Rochester!

Please animate this.

1 inch punch guy is weaker to you guys? Yea sure uhuh okay have fun with that.

Mike.

Mike Tyson would snap a man's neck with a free punch

I freakin love this guy. The funniest sob alive

Not bruce lee....crocop when he is 28 yrs old or bas rutten

When he yelled I absolutely died of laughter

To whoever sent this question, you sir are a genius.

"The greatest Asian" lmao

Take one ko or potentially get dick ending damage and excruciating pain

Basically choose between dying or no children/sex?

I dont know why but “cause maximum damage “ made me laugh

Hahaha!!! I’m fookin crying bro!!! A Hahahaha xD

Lol fuck both of these!!!