Bill Burr - THE 28 YEAR OLD VIRGIN 

5’9”, 160... Everybody: “fuuuuuuuck you”

Aside from that I can't complain :D

"Raging sanity" dude that perfectly describes Bill

I wish I was that ugly, at least I would have the excuse.

This is why I love Bill Burr, one moment the guy is tearing you a new one and then he can slap a bandaid on it and kisses it better before serving you with some wholesome advice, true mad lad

Hes got balls for writing in tho to be honest

"Hope your eat-out game is strong" -How could it be, he's a 28 year old virgin

I was a virgin until I was 27, I'm 28 now. Might as well still be a virgin. I was terrible. It was strictly lust. It's so bizarre. I'm actually a good looking guy, have a car, don't live at mom's, and im pretty chill. I mostly feel like I'll get cheated on bc I'm not comfortable in my own skin. And I just don't know if I'll ever find a girl that I'll love for the rest of my life. So if ur reading, know ur not alone, I'm weird like you

Plot twist - weights was in metric system.

I wish I was a virgin. I wouldn't have to pay child support lol

Or may be he has a giant one and girls go running scared🤣

I was virgin until 31. It never bothered me. Lived with parents until 30. Not that one led to the other. Just dort of unraveled that way. I have a career, home and two cars. Its just whatever. Society ficks with people too much

i just keep rubbing one out like a champagne of victory.....thanks bill

He should hit the gym and diet. Also rock a shaved head and trim the body. Will increase his potential.

There is nothing wrong with being 28 year old. I was 25 when I lost mines and I'm a woman. And I haven't had any in 7 years. Getting laid really doesn't have to be a priority in your life. There are things you can work on. Get a hobby, get out there, and don't go looking for it let it come to you.

"Oh.. Got a little one?" Nia got me!!

I was where this guy is, I lost my virginity at 18 but then went on a TEN Year streak with not so much as a hand job. I busted through it once I got my life together, this guy already has his life together so I have faith he will be fine.

Um... telling a guy, "I'm a virgin, help me out here" might be misunderstood.

I hope your "EAT-OUT game is strong!!!".....LMAO!! Hahahaahahah

Dude, (and any other guy who feels bad about themselves), they're are girls out there who feel just as bad about themselves as you do. Here is where true love lies. Raise your game and be the best version of yourself you can be. When you fall in love with yourself people will gravitate towards you. All these issues you speak about mean nothing, and any girl who would judge on these issues isn't worth being with in the first place. Just make sure you're working towards being the best version of you and f anyone who doesn't appreciate the true you and worship those that do

30 divorced. First time in my life I'm happy. Single is underrated.

"The escorts have websites and stuff. " 😂😂😂

"I don't like this man, he has too much money" said no woman, never.

For the 28 year old Virgin or anyone else like him #1 Get it out of your mind that you need to be with someone. Someone else does not define your life. You have to learn to be happy on your own. Your happiness should not rely on another person. Finding love should be something that enhances your life not define it. #2 You have a lack of confidence and low self esteem. You have to find a way to boost that. You cannot find someone to spend your life with if you cant believe that anyone would want to. The chances of someone flat out asking you out are slim to none, women typically dont take that first step. They will just do things to kind of hint that they are interested and if you dont have confidence you wont act on it and if you dont have self esteem you are not going to pick up on the hints because someone being interested in you is unfathomable to you. #3 You need to love yourself before someone else can. I dont mean that in a sexual matter. If you dont love who you are, you are just going to settle for the 1st person who is accepting of you. You want to find someone who loves you more than you love yourself and when you hate yourself thats a low bar to meet. #4 You are not fat at all. I am 5'10 and 200lbs. By health standards I am overweight but at the end of the day I only have a small beer belly. Follow the steps Bill and Nia suggest. Shave the head, wax the back, shave the pubs either way always looks cleaner and why not make you junk look as big as possible. I dont agree with them based on what you wrote that you feel you are small. If that was the case I feel someone would have written that women laugh. I dont think women would run at the sight of a small one. At the end of the day, you are a guy, your have low self eesteem so naturally things will look worse down there than they are and the other thing is as a man, we find our junk disgusting because we find men disgusting, thats why we are interested in women.

“You just came in here and became a hero” 😂💪

The dude (and myself frankly, though not a virgin) needs to remember one thing. "How many people on my 600 lbs life got themselves a dude/chick? If they can find someone, so can I"

"I'm just kidding I'm just kidding...." .....she wasn't kidding :D

My friend had this problem. It was no self esteem

You always look better than you think you do ! Wait till your like 40? When I look at old photos of me I think I’m not that bad! But at the time I thought I was ugly ! Just remember it could always get or be worse !! Trust me!

"You landed me bc I knew about your earning potential" 💀💀💀

This is the comedian working at Lowe's bill talks about when he says he has to grind and can't worry about women, I was dying through the whole description.

“What’s the question?” “He wants to get laid” “Oh.” Vicious 😂

You know its bad when you dont even want to anymore.

I love Bill and Nia's banter. If anyone can counter him, it's her.

4:20 I love his little side comments that he always makes when he argues with Nia.

This is highly inspirational for someone like me....Thanks Bill.

The outbursts of laughter are TOO MUCH! 🤣

LMFAO Nia comes in out the blue w/ a bomb!!! LMFAO Bill's like, "WHAAAAT"??!!! Lolol uh I died!!

F. Bill. Your woman is extremely funny. You two together are killing it. You should do more stuff together. I am positivity surprised. No that I doubted in you but this is over my expectations. Congratulations man. I am honestly happy for you from bottom of my heart. You deserve it. You two together sound like best friends that know each other since ever.

Nia: “I hope your eat-out game is strong.” 🤣🤣😂

"Ohhh got a little one??" savage!! XD

i'm a 28 year old virgin, but sex isn't something i think about a lot. i'm more concerned that i haven't met anyone that i want to be in a relationship with.

Listening too bill drunk is probably the best theropy lol. Never missed a podcast!

This is the funniest podcast with these 2 love birds ever.🤣🤭🤣🤣💞

I wish we got some follow ups to these, see how the people who got advice turned out about 6 months later.

'You landed me because I knew about your earning potential, that's it' ' W H A T !' Priceless.

5'9" 160 that's about 60% of healthy Americans 😂

“I hope your eat-out game is strong...” Occasionally the real Nia does a peekaboo...

Answers simple. Hit the gym hard.

Go bald? Get ripped. I still have all my hair (Thank you God) But If I ever do start loosing it that's my protocol.

"I don't even know who you are right now" BILL TO NIA LMAO

Hahaha Bill to Nia "I don't know who you are right now".

When she said "another one?" Hahahahah

He should just abstain till 30 and turn into a wizard, he'd be beating girls off of him when they see his magic.

"oh got a little one" 😂😂😂 that is gold💪

That first guys intro was hilarious

3:46 Lets be real, it wasn't a joke

Mia: What was his question again? LOL into LMAO, followed by issues breathing after that.

4:02 "Right but like you weren't rich bitch" got me dead.

“I don’t even know who you are right now” lol

bill u really are a good dude.. i love it. giving dudes advice like ya do.

Morning therapy sessions with Bill Burr

the fact this dude thinks 160 is heavy, is telling of HALF his problem right there

4:20 Oh Wow, thats amazing , you just came in here and became a hero 🤣😂🤣

I'm older and still a virgin. I've only recently realised that I don't need to hide/be ashamed of this as I realised there's a ton of stuff about my life that's far more embarrassing than that fact. I used to always make up a story about dating someone in the past when friends would ask me, but I feel much better for not feeling like I have to fake that part of my life anymore. I even used to think that if and when I get to be with someone, I wouldn't tell them, in case it puts them off, but I'm glad I now feel I can be honest about this. If a guy's not okay with me being an older virgin than that's fine, he's not for me either. (I isolated myself from people for most of my adult life, half of which was due to depression, half of which was due to needing to break away from people who discouraged my pursuit of musical ambitions, which is part of the reason why I've not been with anyone. Also, I couldn't bring myself to do a one-night stand, I only want to be with someone if I care about them, not that I'm judging, it's just that I personally have an emotional barrier that prevents me from being with someone just for sex)

You and your Wife Sir are an extremely funny combo.

I dunno who decided to add mild room reverb to Bill's voice, but it made the whole thing more listenable

"I hope his eat-out game is strong". LOL.

Bill all day everyday!!!!

Well, even a 50 year old who can humorously self-deprecate managed to land himself a role in the Mandalorian, a 28-year old virgin with self-deprecating humor surely could improve his situation!

Got a lil one?? Damn that was the fatality to end a kombatant 🤣😭

Nia saying "got a small one huh" is one of the funniest moments of this podcast

Jesus Bill she sounds like a keeper 🤣

Man really does have a sense of humor

I thought he just meant he had like a gross looking package? Lmao didn’t necessarily think he said it was ‘small’ Jesus Christ nia really knows how to pummel what was left of this dudes self esteem Jesus

I'll tell you what my dad told me when I was young and insecure, he said "son work hard, get some money in your pocket and that will boost your confidence and women will come"...and he was right.

Wow ! I can hear why you guys make a cool couple ! Outstanding

freakin' lawl, Nia and Burr are a great team.

13:35 that lighter click 😂

Bruh the beginning was hilarious lmao

wait for 2 more years, you'll become a wizard

Sounds like a solid dude. Respectable job, good friends, and a sense of humor. Looks don’t matter as much to women as they do to men. This guy might be surprised if he just gets out there a little bit.

This was fantastic. Nia killed this one! Hahaha!

The start had me laughing so hard

My face when: "Guys will just find you a loose woman" (Insert Jack Nicholson YES face) Yesssss....

Champagne of Victories!

I just love bill burr.

this guy's superpower is self immolation

Before all this, get shredded. Once you’re there… Here’s how to cure this. Meet a girl, start talking shit. Spit game. Tease her. Give a backhanded compliment. Give a direct compliment. Tease her. Give a direct complement and take her to your place. Once there, act calm as fuck as if you’ve done this 1000 times before and it’s no big deal. Act as if you’re the shit and are going to blow her mind. An hour or two will pass before you know it and boom, you’ve lost your v-card and she’s calling you back.

Damn Nia was somewhat mean to the poor guy lol

"Haha got a widdle one?" 😂✌️

Nia walked in and I died of laughter

When nia joined in that was exactly what I was thinking. It's their nature. Not surprising.

step up to the buffet plate sport!!

This guy describing himself is golden.

4:25 , walmart clerks when they help out the guy in question in the video

I never pictured Bill as a guy that would be 'packin' LOL

"TWENTY EIGHT... year old virgint"

Bill’s wife is funny as shit.

I love Bill Burr the comedian. This made me like Bill Burr the person.