Bill Burr Stand-Up Monologue - SNL 

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He was running away from crazy Gucci booted ladies, then found Nia. Nia is awesome in his podcasts, too.

@@Suchen_Wahrheit yes sir I listen. Love Bill Burr.

A Black Goddess, to Boot

His black wife probably gave him some real info about white feminism.

Guess you guys aren't ready for that yet, but your kids are going to love it!

I know, right?

@@kobrien4121 more like your parents probably loved it. We're moving backwards.

EB23 it's a quote from back to the future. I don't think they meant it was that serious.

I'm not sure anyone really is offended, I think that's just what people expect to happen.

He didn’t lie in this at all. White women lives aren’t the worst

White women living in rich developed countries genuinely have it the easiest of any group of people on the planet. Compared to white men alone, they're more likely to receive a good education, more likely to receive government assistance, more likely to receive support from their families, less likely to suffer homelessness, ineligible for the draft, more likely to be hired for non-physical-labor jobs, vastly more likely to receive child support/custody/alimony in a divorce, more likely to have a circle of close friends, and less likely to be the victim of homicide OR suicide. Oh, it's also basically impossible for a white woman to be sentenced for a serious crime unless the evidence is overwhelming and heinous, and even then they'll receive half the punishment a man would for the same crime. There are currently about 2,500 death row inmates in the USA. Only 50 are women. Do they have perfect lives? No, obviously not. In particular the way the medical system treats women is pretty ugly, sexual harassment etc is unpleasant and frequent, and there's plenty of misogynistic stuff happening out there like mechanics trying to rip them off or old white guys at work talking down to them. But on a day-to-day level most white women walk around falling ass-backwards into money and luck, are never forced to do backbreaking labor to survive, and never see the slightest consequence for bad behavior. Must be nice.

Bilber has got to be the funniest comedian I swear to Bob 😂

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my favourite bit

Comedy is all about pissing people off and not being funny. That's Burrrr problem...he's just not funny.

@@Boristheborat yeah, he is speaking facts

@@Boristheborat or hear me out... you don't take things personal and enjoy the jokes

@@Boristheborat well humor happens to be subjective, just like a taste in music, or a taste in art.

@@Boristheborat to YOU, he’s not funny. The rest of us with more than 2 brain cells are laughing

Bill Burr at full strength was enough to single-handedly set Philly at permanent "shit-status" city for eternity.

@@armchairmaster haha good point

@@armchairmaster As a Philadelphian...I can attest that this is a very true statement

@@armchairmaster I saw that 4 times that was LEGENDARY I MEAN UNFORGETTABLE LEGENDARY 😂😂

this man is only at 10% of his full power

That was the most bill burr shit I've ever seen

I read that in his voice

That was the best part

Epic

Brilliant

"Racism is okay when it's not directed at me"

​@@IllumirageRacism should never be okay. And I hope your opinion is not a popular one.

@@user-qw2wy5gs2g bill is a racist.

@@user-qw2wy5gs2g that isn't my stance, that's op's. Bill is a racist

best comment 🎉 i have never thought about that

Goddammit, the nostalgia. I'll bet Bill even understands the alignment language.

I'd say he's chaotic good. Underscore the chaotic. Speaks against any and all stupid shit and in his heart he's a sweet and empathetic guy

​@AJHamada He loved his pit bull too much to be Neutral. That's Chaotic Good.

Offended mainly because what he said is true....lol

REEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

@todd REEEEE!!!!!!!!!

@todd smith So what your saying is your offended, but just don't want to say your offended😅

todd smith Hes awesome I miss comedy Blazing Saddles. Time to check in on funny 😄 love everyone smile today we need it.

Jay Templar yes!!!!!

Great joke and on point

Brilliantly put.

Lol, except humor isn't one of the five senses. Understanding humor is like knowing math, either you get it, or you get good.

Perfectly said mate. God himself couldn’t write truer words!

SNL audience demographic is exactly who he's going in on. I think he knew this would "flop" live with the audience demographic, but be legendary on recording.

and the sound was muffled by the masks they're wearing

Unfortunately, I think Louis CK's first monologue is better, as good as this was. He got more of the audience laughing (uncomfortably) at more taboo subjects.

​@@jacobshirley3457That defines comedy, does it? Shirley, you know better.

Akk white women have gucci boots? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

@@stevesteve6867 yep

He’s also way too big on ”white guilt”

@@pale_saint he literally has a whole set where he shits on white guilt

His wife is black... give the guy a break. Of course he's sensitive, aware and likely frustrated about the topic.... At least he can make people laugh about it! Gucci booted feet 😂😂😂😂😂 Classic. It doesn't seem to be a problem when people are roasting the shit out of black people all the time tho huh?

Right!

i never wore a mask, my whole family is still alive and well. you are an idiot lmao.

This needs to be said at the front of every debate every time... all the time! And should be the only response to everyone that says they just got offended!

@pissedpookie How does drunk driving fit into this?

@@CD-vb9fi because doing things that are harmful won’t always yield the most negative consequences but still doesn’t justify doing them. Example you can drink and drive and get home fine but that doesn’t make it ok. Like not wearing a mask can lead to you or your family not contracting covid but that doesn’t make it ok simply bc the worst result (you or your family getting it and dying) didn’t happen. Get it?

IKR!!! I about fell out of my chair when he said that! Funniest thing EVER!

Bang on !... he was a FORCE that evening!

I don't think the SNL crowd deserves him.

@@Zebra_3 Agree, he's far beyond them.

Man is a national treasure.

that's not work ethic, it's called courage. The man has balls.

That was simply brilliant. I laughed my ass off.

4:11

I laugh so hard I farted and snorted at the same time. My husband looked grossed out. Hey he put rings on it and they said better or worst. This is the better. We getting old. The worst is yet to come.

That was CLASSIC Bill Burr. It will go down as the best part of his career.

@M 40 No, moron, it's because the studio audience is at 30% capacity. Lots of empty seats compared to a typical full house

Can you imagine how boring Bill Burr would have to be to please the SNL crowd?

@M 40 You know what NY stands for? Liberal Armpit.

Like all those straight mouthed celebrities during Ricky Gervais' monologue at the golden globes.

Um, it's a LAUGH TRACK people seriously lol

Even the band in the back looked like the carboard people-props at baseball games; meanwhile the majority of people watching at home are losing their shit with laughter.

I thought the same thing lol they should have gave him 2 hr monologue

I don't think he thought he was killing, I think he likes the awkwardness and it makes him happy when he steers farther into it😁

Nothing stings or zings like the truth; comedians are the last bastion of honesty and in dire jeopardy.

He did kill it

Facts 😜

Precisely

Nice

Glad everybody agrees!

For real they was in on the Horst they just didn’t like their cut

Louis c'est C K

Exactly!!!!

If Dave Chappelle is invited back so can Bill as well

He will be invited back bro

Dave Chappelle is not amused

If you're a bernie bro, leave my land

The campaign is over, HillaryBot.

LMAO!

I love how Chappelle said it: "You were in on the heist, you just didn't like your cut."

Like a mafia wife, she knows what her gangster husband is doing but she turns a blind eye and lives the good life until he’s caught then she acts like shes innocent and never knew what he was doing. She’s more devious than he is.

He ain't lying!

Yes! a killer line.....and it's TRUE!

I was expecting it any second through the whole episode.

I agree. but when ur audience knows ur being cutting edge, r u actually? I think that threw his timing off, and I guess everyone is a bit rusty.

lol i was literally just thinking that

He's still a kiss-ass. Can smell his fear.

exactly what I was thinking ! haha

Yea Carlin really tumbled into cynicism as he aged. His golden era was brief in my opinion.

White woman line had me rolling lmaao

That was my favorite moment.

I don't find burr funny I believe he is a good comedian I respect him. But yes that part made me laugh.

That was perfect...

@nicolas guzman I do love stand up (louis ck felipe Esparza Amy Wong) just not bill burr but still respect him as a comedian.

Maximum Karen

The bad press he gets will only help him too

Exactly right.

A lot

White woman and I wasn't offended, I thought he was FUNNY

I think Louis CK's openings are even better, but this one is still really fcking good

nah. Only Philly deserves that ;)

@@jv-lk7bc You're right. This crowd deserves WAY worse. 👍💯

Exactly

TRUTH!!

if Patrice were still alive Bill wouldn't be the husk of a man he is today

RIP Patrice

milkinaction it’s true. A piece of bill died with him. They were best friends

Super

I'm guessing it's only the white women who are offended.

Right I was hoping for a little more

Considering how he talked about killing off most of the population in many of his specials this was VERY tame!

@@fizz71 in this climate, joking about killing people is fine but poking fun at women is a crime and clearly an attack against females everywhere

Don_La_Da I honestly believe his monologue went fine. The audience is still cut down so the experience is not going to be the norm. As a fan of Bill’s he did pretty well considering the circumstances.

They were hoping for Alec Baldwin.

Neil Yaremchuk Nah.

I love how they come around to the jokes once he gets to the punchline, as it slowly dawns on them that he didn't say anything remotely bigoted. Furthermore I love that shit-eating grin on his face when he says "... for a group of people that were never ENSLAVED" and like no one laughs. And then he has them at the punchline. This is so brilliant.

By far my favorite nickname for bill burr hahaha

💯 he’s a whole vibe!

He's the white Patrice

Bill Burr just canceled cancel culture. Mic drop.

Take it easy now Jay

@@rayluv8951 true true chappelle is on a whole other level

It sure the hell is. Snows on my bday or sleet every year, and the one time it wasn’t bad out I was in the hospital with Covid.

His most epic rant is the Philly Rant. I encourage you to watch/listen to it. Bill reached final form by trash talking an entire audience. Its amazing.

I respect the "nowhere near his final form" remark. Accurate as hell my guy

@@theman2934 That was a classic! He totally trashed philadelphians for his whole time allotment.

❤️ @ “his final form” 😂🤣

He says worse stuff on his monday morning podcast LMAO

Dave Chapel & Bill Burr special would be awesome 🤙🏾🤙🏾🤙🏾❤️❤️❤️

@Andre Knowledge357 Someone needs a tissue.

@@zacharymanuel1649 It was awesome - was called the Chappelle show - Bill Burr helped write a lot of the jokes and was in the skits.

Can’t wait for your NFL highlight Commentary!! 🔥🔥🔥

@Andre Knowledge357 Well, is it not innocent blood money?

The man is a genius. He'll go down with the greats, the echelon of Bruce, Rickles, Pryor, and Carlin.

…and Chappelle.

I agree, though he didn't really mention that black men were voting 50 years before white women got that right. White and black women got the right to vote at the same time.

@@SeraphsWitness 🤯 I was just thinking about this and know you are responding to me about it! Wicked!

@@blackphilip8936 He's mocking self-centered white liberals who "speak on behalf" of minorities because of their white savior complex. Mocking white liberal women in particular is typical Bill Burr, and honestly that demographic deserves whatever Bill hits them with.

That headline caught you too huh lol

Billy held back

The truth is always disturbing and outrageous to those who live a lie.

Really? You had to watch it to confirm it wasn't "outrageous" and "disturbing"? Seems like common sense that those people hadn't watched Bill Burr before, aren't used to his comedy or don't get it.

Profound!

If you listen to comedy enough they all copy each other and put there unique stamp on it.

Monica where can I hear him say that?

I love that.

Best Comment

I agree 100%

So good

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Normally I’m like, “ugh, quoting the video just to get likes”, but that was funny so you get a 👍.

@@georgecaplin9075 yeah you have to be a little creative with it, can’t just quote it exactly, gotta throw in some capitalized words here and there to match the quote

Full-on Burr.

Also look up Cathleen Matagan she is funny as Heck and has been being hidden from black people. Serves you right for hiding Kat Williams.

Bill Burr is a national treasure. I encourage you to watch more of him on RU-vid clips. I'm jealous you get to see all his stuff for the first time!

This guy has been on Def Jam AND has a few Netflix Special. He has appeared with Jerry Seinfeld, Louis CK and Joe Rogan. This GUY has a resume

You gotta watch his skits!!

Welcome back from up under ur rock. Lmao. He’s the number 2 to Dave as the best comedian of modern times. Maybe Tied with Chris.

not uncomfortable. just not funny.

Jay Rosenstein dude it was so funny, wdym. he’s telling it like it is

They are uncomfortable because he is talking the truth and people are uncomfortable with that nowadays

@CAL1FORN1A No, he didn't. Bill is very tame here. You haven't seen his stand ups... Bill is one of the best in stand up.

@markmac Yes they would!!! He would have been trending #1 immediately! Could you imagine if George Carlan was alive around this time?? 😂😂😂 Stand up Comedians like Bill Burr and Dave Chappelle are important around these times. PC culture is getting worse.

@Anthony Lopez You clearly don’t know very much about comedy.

@Anthony Lopez Did Rick Moranis die? No? Then it's fucking funny. Deal with it.

@Anthony Lopez It was funny when Richard Spencer got sucker punched. This is funny too.

@@mikehanna1981 Don't feed into this troll. They a part of the problem with today. ITS COMEDY. You turn some of the most hard topics and you turn it into something we can laugh at while giving perspective.

@Anthony Lopez Stop being a sensitive person. My goodness. ITS COMEDY. Stop trolling or grow a pair.

YOU WHITE HUMANS AINT SHYT

They actually lost him

Because there’s quite a bit of truth tucked in behind his anger 😂

Hes bill dipperly

It's called "not giving a shit"

he did a wise move - married a black woman. it's hard to cancel a guy who does this. his "alliance" with black community allows him to get away with telling risky stuff

Cuz he patrice bestfriend carrying that torch

They seemed fine. Also this was pretty tame for burr. You’re not better than the audience.

Smaller crowd. Smaller amount of laughs. Surely if it was full the laughter would have been tremendous.

They weren't! They were ctfu until it came to the touchy subjects then the laughs hesitated. They pulled thru though.

Even audiences that pay to see Bill Burr aren't prepared for him lol.

Maybe because they were decent, non-bigoted people, unlike Burr.

Thats it, lets change some more sports team names. I'm offended.

exaxtly. fuck PC culture I wonder how pissed the SNL cast was about his monolog

@@RainspectorGaming Didn't you watch Weekend Update? Its the same type of dark humor. This monologue is SNL standard. Weird how people think SNL is offended by this when they completely hosted and encouraged this.

@@drgaidhane dude SNL had that black chick from the 2016 abortion they called GhostBusters and when a third movie was announced she brought up Trump. the cast may do skits that go against the PC grain that doesnt mean they arent PC. the few on there I know arent is Pete Davidson and maybe Kenan Thompson

That's what I think too... After reading the headlines, I thought for sure he said something completely "Bill Burr-esque"... which is always funny, but of course, not for some. But this isn't even ANYTHING on the level as some of the off the wall (on the mark) stuff he usually says.

That's one hell of a logo you got there. It's the new r-word.

Afraid to laugh...that's when you can tell it's good. Che' said that on a talk show. They hit a nerve. Love Bill.

Lol Yup. This was Burr being tame.

they weren't laughing because it wasn't funny

IBProfane 😂😂😂

100%

i think every one feels the same way .

Same here. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on SNL since the days of Chris Farley. And it’s actually true unlike most of the shit on the show.

You are gorgeous

Well said sister, I'm a white 51 year old English man and bill burr is out on his own.

He knew the audience couldn’t handle 100% Bill. Still funny af

Facts 😄

Plowin ahead!

Would he be in focus at full throttle or even more of a blur? 😆

Miguel González he wasn’t allowed to be full throttle 😂

“autobahn bill” 😂 I'm dying

Hahaha but he still resisted

True

Lol

Agreed...but still better than almost any other host

Someone brought up a great point that it’s likely an audience of white women and white men afraid to laugh.

He won that type of liberal crowd to laughing with him... a great success !

Dude I am so sick of SNL's biased comedy but Bill Burr fucking killed this

They did the same thing to Chris Rock

Also remember it's a small, socially distanced crowd so it sounds lukewarm

He's a racist dude....

​@@Illumiragemay I ask how? I'm not tryna be snarky, I've just never seen any material where he's racist in the bit

@@garethmcguinness377 Has he not summed up white people in several of his spots? I wouldn't be allowed to say 'x' group is this way, but he's allowed to trash all whites?

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😂😂😂

TRUTH.......WHITE LIBERALS

Nick Mullen from Cum Town Podcast had another colorful anology on the subject: /watch?v=SpfUHOFT_Zc

According to your comment history you're also a Hispanic male and a black man.

Lying sack

If you’re a black woman and can’t recognize very elementary misogyny, or the problem with blaming systemic issues on another oppressed group to deter from focusing on the actual problem, maybe you shouldn’t lean on your identity as some kind of proof you know what you’re talking about. Edit: since this got a few likes I will elaborate and say I like Bill burr and I understand cancel culture can easily get out of hand. I just dislike it when people tokenize themselves and step up to be ambassadors of their group the way OP did.

His opinion has not changed in the 10 years since I first heard them.

@@jasong7373Another oppressed group? And whom might this other opressed group be? Lmao. You just proved his point.

What does that even mean? You love that the liberal California crowd doesnt know how to laugh at their own dumb shit? And yes it is rare these days especially with Biden turning everyone away from that dumb shit.

I think I love you!

Barb, i want to buy u a beer

I don't know who you're married to, who your kids and grandkids are, but they better hangout with you to keep their heads screwed on right. Popular culture is fucking poison now.

Username checks out

75-year-olds have an actual sense of humor. If the audience had all been under age 27, they would have screamed, booed, and run from the theater.

People dont like to be lumped into groups. It's like saying meh fk your thoughts and feelings to them lol. So while comedy doesnt upset me especially because I'm not going to value opinions of endless comedians I can kind of see why seem people would be like here we go again talking sht about us lol

@@chrisortiz8072 yeah bill realizes this. He trashed every “group” evenly as a result

**Nods in Patrice**

He told Conan the goal is to offend everybody. Here he left out the second part.

Just like Patrice O Neal said

Didn't see him bashing blacks or Latinx people, just whites....

Ok racist

Yesssss I thought that was funny!!!😄😁

his self chuckle is gold! i feel like thats how you know hes a genuine comedian, hes up there just trying to make himself laugh.

Sounds like Chancellor Palpatine

He won't. That's his food on the table act...

I don't think he can :-)

@@blackphilip8936 He has changed a bit... I've seen him live three times and saw a bit of an evolution. It's kind of inevitable as we all evolve. Even so I think this monologue was edgy and brave especially considering the venue.

@Andre Knowledge357 Hey brother, relax: I said brave *considering the venue.* SNL clapping seals are uber Lefties. As someone else commented, this is Burr at 10%. I've had the same feeling on his wife influencing his comedy too, though... the timelines certainly seem to coincide. I can't be sure, though. Anyway this particular skit wasn't too bad, IMO.

@@blackphilip8936 you punch up, not down.

As a long time BB fan, AGREED. THIS WAS TAME.

@@philanderphillips2309 It is network tv, so I'm sure he couldn't go full force, but Bill Burr at 100% is a force to be reckoned with.

He also probably hasn't practiced this material that much or done standup in a while

ON GOD he would be going so much harder if he was allowed too if he could do it and still get aired

I wasn't familiar with him until this show. Now I want to know more. He brought that smoke last night!!!

If you like racism

If your into racism...

@@zachhayes9512 Exactly. Surprised and laughing at the reactions and people all up in arms about shitty SNL. Apparently people have never heard of Bill Burr.

They can’t cancel Bill Burr. Bill Burr does the canceling.

Yeah. None of the “bros” will cancel him. His Trump fans will also stay rabid

Name one person who wants to cancel him.

Triggered people doing a search for Bill Burr’s wife are gonna be even more triggered . Everyone saying he’s a hack and they never heard of him don’t realize if you ask any comedian who’s the best they will all say he’s top 3 prob right behind Dave Chappelle.

Nah, I'm pretty sure you are, 95k likes and you focus on the 4k negative, pessimistic at its best.

You are right, they can't take the truth. That's why I don't involve myself with the we're all in this together train. Their reactions remind me of what happen to Colin Kaepernick. If he had talked about women, gays, or illegals he would have been the darling of the media, because he spoke up for Black people, they unleashed on him.

@@robertburris5140 your comment makes no sense lol bill burr said nothing about pessimistics.... 🤡🤡

Special Sauce Seek therapy

@Special Sauce the worst thing that happened to the internet is misinformed people that come on the internet and speak pure BS, like you. Smh

For racists

Wow that's a really good line damn!

Then no one of importance was bother.

Good point

True! Dat!

"..and i will tweet about this." oh no..

It's all butt hurt liberals in front of him

He only goes after whites in this diatribe.

This was great and I'm re-watching.

@@moniquemonicat Who wants the woke mob to cancel during the show, the way Davison did the Potter author? (I didn't see that because the show otherwise sickens in its bias nowadays.)

Realist Views burr is liberal

It's true though lol. That's why it hit home so hard.

@CStarz 🤣

Mayan Ruins yep, this shit is so transparent.

@Mayan Ruins Yeah, I’m black too...I was offended once back in 1973....think it was Dad whooping my ass for something I did.

Me too

Is that what he said? I thought it was "swung their coochies and their feet over the fence of oppression."

LMAOOOO

Great line. I wish the audience was more receptive.

That was the truth, though. They hijacked that shit. That's why no one gives it relevancy.

@@oremfrien not their coochies 😩😂

Yes. Totally weird. It’s just going to look more and more unreal.