Louis C.K. Stand-Up Monologue - SNL 

Back in the days, you knew you were the best in the world if you opened with "Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion..." :-D

Icaro Aldebaran Fucking right! None of these guys are fit to carry that man’s luggage. George Carlin is the GOAT

telanis9 You need to go to the hospital. Your funny bone is fucking broken.

​@@telanis9 I had never known about a person describing Carlin's material as "unoriginal obvious things". Even Louis CK praised him and mentioned him as an inspiration. At the end, it is all about preferences but you don´t need to make an extreme and incorrect statement to defend your preferences :-)

@@telanis9 Dude, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

He is a storyteller.

I'm just tellin ya what happened!

Genius.

Louis C.K. could win a Pulitzer Prize with a knock knock joke. The man's a comedy genious.

How? I didn't laugh once. Loui is funny but not here. Just imagine how good comedy would be if everyone could overcome stage fright. I would be way richer than Loui.

@@patfrerking Are you on shrooms?

This is called parroting a comment you saw on an earlier Louis CK video to seem smart and like you actually knew that quote.

​@@DNotzz I knew that quote from "talking funny", which is where everybody else who used that quote knows it from. You know, because that's where he said it. Are you seriously that desperate for excuses to sound smart on the internet?

Yes it applies to his child molester bit on the other snl special. Well there were 3. It's one of them. This one is solid tho, the animals, and hotel... Dan true fans of CK and Seinfeld and such know that quote, what's wrong with mentionning it? Typical millenial or post-millenial asshole...like small child or teen who has no idea what he's doing but tries to abuse and sound smart whenever possible.

Stu no he didn't. Sjw's and crazy women are on a rampage, many men are goin down.

@@DNotzz This is called commenting something shitty for no other reason than to show the world that you're a dick.

yet

still up

@@nicholassinks2546 Same here. JK I don't watch SNL

Dafuq would they remove this video for? Here's an unpleasant truth to the all the SJWs out there. Some very unpleasant shit has happened in human history, and you're going to need to keep on saving your pennies on up to afford a big enough eraser to wipe it all away. It just isn't ever going to happen... So, maybe stop worrying about re-writing history so much & start focusing on the fucking here & now. Also, so what dude jacked off in front of a couple girls. Let's try & keep this in perspective and stop treating him like he's Harvey Weinstein.

They're not Stalin lol

Volvagia´s Blaze I agree but I mean it is SNL Live in NYC.. Millionaires, celebrities, geniuses, models.. do you go to a wedding your work clothes?

omartheodd well he has worn a black t shirt before in his monologue

ColombianThunder he stated in a previous interview that he used to prefer dressing down, but with age he is starting to like dressing up in suits. That's why he wore a suit in almost all of his appearances in 2017.

omartheodd I mean this is his work

That's way too small and tight for him lol

i think he's back on top and never left hahaha

That's a fact‼

He still sells out venues and he does the biggest comedy podcasts in the country. He's still doing well thankfully.

He's fine. He got a raw deal but he can't be canceled.

He just sold out Madison Square garden lol

i don’t get it

@@kb-ev3fc a moose isn't a person, it's kind of a pun

I know right?! So underrated! Funny and clever is such a subtle and understated way.

I came here to say this.

@@vademecor in person or in moose?

He has them, but he's a badass so he steps over them and goes on forever.

He thrives on the boundaries. FACT AND FUCKING KILLING IT

That's exactly the problem! He has no boundaries because he is a sex pervert. He's not even funny!

got that right

this comment has taken on a whole new significance.

RogersBase omg I never thought I'd see you on this. Can't wait for your review tomorrow!

ROGER, holy shit!

Seeing OP reviewer extraordinaire on an unrelated video, wow!

Roger base my man is here hello from the pokemon community

RogersBase it's rogerbase #ckBOYS!

of course

@Mars King look up of course, but maybe. Great bit from one of his specials

New special came out last week!

Of course not.... Of course not.... But maaaaaaayyyyybeeee

100%

His really old stuff is not good, but he became a genius eventually.

@@michaelj6392 OK, yes, I agree with that. I was only thinking of Louis CK after he matured as a comedian, but you're right, his early stuff was just kinda OK.

His old stuff is hit or miss but yeah since he's hit his stride it's been nonstop excellence.

@@michaelj6392 he had this one set from a long time ago when he was broke and it was actually really hilarious. Look up “Louis CK Broke”

He really is BUT it didnt really click for him until after his divorce. Before, not too funny, after, hilarious.

Cos of your comment, I went back and watched it again. Better second time around.

Also he is the goat aka “I’m still getting the g.o.a.t.” award. so double meaning to that joke aka he is a genius🍻

I never understood the goat/trash can joke. Can someone explain

Occultard inside joke

What did he do?

Tony Rios absolutely nothing

@@carpthekid man life isn't fair

@@CamJames Googled it just to check again, still looks like nothing. But that's coming from an asshole like me, who thinks you have to go through a little bit more than sticking around while a guy beats his dick to pimp out your supposed victimhood. Again, that's just me...and mostly everyone else, but you're still free to put on your pussy hat and rage with the all the Lisa Loeb-lookin' bitches.

@Brandon S When's the last time you showered buddy?

His tags are legendary. The goat.

That's the surprising part, isn't it? It's been 3 years already.

@@Superstarseven time flies when you’re getting me too’d 😂

Good point.

I just ruined your 100th like and make it 101

I made it an even 160. Vegans keep yelling that animals are being murdered but people like to say "it's not murder", cause you feel so guilty you take it out on vegans, fkin assholes..

It's actually above 100% because we eat their eggs too

So what Vic? They always end up eating all the chickens. Besides, to make an egg, you need to murder dozens of male chicks who have no use to the industry...

Dieguismama Laughed out loud!

AlphaAchilles no he didnt

minus bill burr, he sucks.

Love Doug Stanhope.

playandrepeat - w-what? Nobody has honestly said that in years, I'm sure.

Patrice was absolutely underrated ... He was funny as hell

This man is fearless... I heard a story of him doing a black comedy room and Killing... Then doing another rougher room and getting boooed of stage... Like 20 years into stand up... Then he talked about it on stage on some other gig and killed telling that story... He ghost wrote for Chris Rock... He's a legend walking

And the hotel story - "White privilege is wrong, but as long as I have it WTF is going on with this hotel!"

I love that you get its all about the comedy.

you’re a black man named Georgia?

Ernest Cruz lol i completely forgot about this. who the fuck names their son georgia? either this is bullshit or his parents are crackheads

I totally agree… And the type of GOAT without a *agina :-)

The fuckable trash can of Comedy

Rob c. Yes! I love the complexity and layers of skill behind the humor. It's crazy how a guy talking can be more entertaining than some high budget movies

"autistically deconstruct" - that right there is funny. Borrowing.

And it subconsciously manipulates you that you forget that he's telling a joke to make you laugh on purpuse, like he's telling a story with no agenda and you put your "guard of" even more; the natural wall of artificial joke that that kind of setting (TV, media ...) produces is down - you are absorbing the joke all in ...

Space Monkey maybe later this year, or early 2019

Me too man. Someday he’ll be making jokes about the whole thing, I’m sure.

You’ll have to be patient, he’s gonna start small again.

There is a special place in hell for people using "tbh"

Tyler Durden I am Jack's grammar patrol

How did this get over 200 likes before a single comment?

As good as this was, I feel it was foreshadowed by his first SNL monologue. Now, *that* shouldn't have ended.

Hell yeah!

We all do

Me

ABSOLUTELY!

His offense is the least threatening of all I’ve heard. he’s just a weird guy, like most people, and I don’t care I just want more of his comedy

Nowadays people take his jokes as political statements in order to conjure their platform to stand on.

The thing about Louis is he came out and said yes, I was an asshole. He’s been gone for almost 2 years. I think his punishment is over. Also, people do need to get a sense of humor.

@Amorous Daisy Essentially, he asked women (including those he worked with) if he could masturbate in front of them, thus putting them in very uncomfortable situations. When they said yes, he got completely naked and finished. When they said no, he did nothing. Besides the creep factor of it all, the power dynamic is mostly what made it a bad thing he did.

@@boredtolife7879 Let me get this straight. First he asked them for their consent and they agreed? What is the problem?

@@trundlemcdingus4657 read his apology, he explains why what he did was wrong better than anyone else

Franz Isley “chickens are decent people”.

because of the spelling i read the first half of your comment in american accent and the end in an indian accent

GDI 😄😄

Jordie Pop Actually that would be Doug Stanhope. Louis CK is WAY too dumb to be considered alongside George Carlin

OK, the creative use of the 'chicken/road' thing was original. But, there was nothing really funny here at all. There is no "comedy gold" there. Just because someone comes up with an original take on something doesn't make it funny. I saw almost nothing funny here.

Jordie Pop Frankie Boyle

like legit this was content thst was kid friendly yet still hilarious. nvm not anymore, talking about trash can sex lmao

I think Louis ck's special blew Dave chappelles out of the water. Both are good though.

TotallyNotASeaOtter didn't come close to chappelle almost was racist

Why is everything racist? How does someone joking about racism translate into thinking other races are inferior? You need to check your brain compartment.

not everyone is either or some ppl are not conservative or liberal

TotallyNotASeaOtter right? Louie loves to tell jokes that teeter on sounding racist but he always always flips it to be the antithesis of racist. He's brilliant. No matter where you come from you have to appreciate his genius.

TOTALLY!!

*Sid R.* George Carlin as well.

I truly believe that Carlin lives on in Mr. CK

Bane H I see it especially in his recent Netflix special. You could always tell since the beginning but Carlin's influence can be seen more and more in Louis' work as Louis gets older.

Sid R. He talked about it once, how Carlin would open with the edgiest comedy right off the bat. Most comics get to that once the audience had warmed up. In the recent loui ck netflix special he opened with abortion. . Lol.

June Y maybe but we are two😂😓

Let the man bust a nut

What Louis did was pathetic and gross. But he is still a comedic genius and I truly believe he is a good person. He'll be back. Trust me

I miss him so much already

Absolutely not. It's all been blown out of proportion

ikr

yea.. hate the suit

Louis is an adult now, all growed up like.

Don't Read My Profile Picture Advanced yeah suit is weird

I miss him in jeans and a tee......suit Louis just seems odd. But, I still love the man and his stand-up!

Don't Read My Profile Picture Advanced I go back and forth between thinking it's a good look for him or he looks like an insurance salesman

I am sure he has come many times since this

They won’t let him. It sucks. Just give it time, he’s too good to stay away too much longer.

Clayton Alexander get a life.

He did

Very poor choice of words

How about Billy Burr?

I am Sancho bill burr is a savage too

Matt Nicassio She's too hot for you vro

Bill burr is even more naturally hilarious. CK was great until I saw Bill Burr and now he's my favorite comedian right next to Carlin. Bill makes me laugh, Carlin makes me think. Chappelle is also a top favorite along with Chris Rock. Patrice was ok too, but his style and topics never appealed to me. He's a man's comedian generally. Others tackle all kinds of topics that vary across the board.

reword that comment

it was very disappointing to me that he did not

They didn't have to touch him, they were only supposed to watch.

George Carlin was The G.O.A.T., Louis is second though and Bill Burr third ;-) Also, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle are closing my TOP 6.

@@rekasfpreparat Carlin isn't that funny

Kindest pervert ever… "may I masturbate while you watch me ? No ? OK, I won't then…"

We are all perverts. Some just get called out for it. And some are famous and get called out for it. #istandwithpervs

What did he do?

@@Calilou52 but he did ask. Quite politely, in fact. And the woman consented. She herself said this. It's not a "crazy dude whips his skin boat out and starts beating off" thing. Not at all.

Funny or not he's still pervert af

Made my day! Love seeing these people get exposed.

disposableincome and one day it will be yóur turn.

how would it be his/hers turn if they didnt do anything

exposed for a consensual sexual "act" with a bunch of women who could've said no? pls. He'll be back lol

oh shit

That's probably just someone in the audience making animal shadows from the bright lights.

I was scared it was a cockroach or smthing..

it's the microphone you guys 😄

Dude Samme haha I noticed it and was like what happened?

He’s going to be the second angriest old man of all time (After Burr)

George Carlin

@@Dykwiaornot Carlin just complains about things. I agree with a lot of what he says, but it doesn’t really make me laugh

@@mohammedalhabsi2198 True, actually, you are very right. I take it back.

@@mohammedalhabsi2198 He had some hilarious moments though. Swearing to the backward upside down Chinese braille bible with half pages missing for example

Sam Robinson Carlin fan I see 😅

underrated comment

They are good people, but bad chickens...

Omg Carlin!!! Lol

It's not like we are going to elect one a president one day, we eat them for God's sake.

"I think it's wrong that white people have privileged treatment. But while it's happening right now...WHERE IS IT??"

I love how he's subtly pointing out both sides of the issue. One side thinks being white automatically means you have a better life, and the other side feels like minorities aren't being heard.

I think I'm going to try that line next time I'm complaining over the phone! He's my inspiration:-)

Jacob Shirley I think both of those are the same side?

Yea, my bad. But I'm too lazy to change, but I'll write this comment.

I agree, but as Mitch Hedberg would say, he did not say they would be good; he merely confirmed they'd be on television

They have a few good songs

So, literally to the very end

But that was his best joke!

The chainsmokers should definitely kill themselves

Louis C.K. is awesome!!

yess👏👏👏👏

I like his personality

whY ARE U HERE TOO

everytime i see u i will comment

I suspect there is more to the story than meets the eye. It could be that he was too funny while making fun of the wrong people. I'm a man and I don't understand it either. What I find even harder to understand is why I and every other Louis fan, and really the whole world needs to suffer so much. What Louis has lost and is losing is nothing compared to what the world has lost and is losing, by which I mean the world has for four years and is (for how much longer?) being deprived of new masterpieces of similar quality to "Louie" and "Horace and Pete". What a tragedy. What a strange world.

I love Louis C.K but I will say that as a man, you shouldnt jerk off in front of women who aren't willing participants. That's not okay. That being said, those women could have left the room at any moment.

His crime was asking for consent while being ugly

All men jerk off. In private.

Yes! They swept him under the #MeToo umbrella. Not to say that MeToo wasn't important but they lumped everyone into the same category no matter the offense. Aziz Ansari was awkward on a few dates but never assaulted or harassed anyone but you never hear from him now. C.K. did something pretty gross and inappropriate, that is inescapable. But did he irreparably hurt those women's careers? Their lives? No. He didn't. Cosby, Spacey, R Kelly. Those are predators. They used their fame to take things from women (men for exclusively Spacey) and upheld a culture of silence and intimidation to keep them quiet for so long. They had severe impacts to many people's lives. I condemn these men for their behavior. Lumping every offender into the same punishment isn't how a courtroom would decide it.

CallofHuggs H2 because most unfunny hosts need the help of the cast to be funny. Louie doesnt

Whenever they have stand-ups host (Louie, Chappelle, Rock, Schumer) they let them do their material.

It's always a shitty song monologue too.

hey i got a cup in case we need another cup...

Genius

Rucoy Online I'm going to just take a stab that you are not.

Rucoy Online this genius is a man

You would know, you can't even spell the word.

Karan Jetley Story of Louis' life.

Dude, lighten up. Don't you have a company to run?

CEOofFRESH1 I feel like you just took a bunch of buzzwords and tossed them together to sound smart. None of that made any goddamn sense.

CEOofFRESH1 Then take action, forge change from all the despair in the world. Your're a CEO for christ's sake, take some action.

I knew it, someone still crying over a massive defeat turned this into a topic about the election of the greatest POTUS...

lol I love that. Wish this was pinned

That's adorable :-)

I used the goat bit on my 8 year old and she cried :(

conspiracy theorists don't really exist hahahahaha

Am I the only one who was like..."meh"? He took his dick out in a hotel room after asking the girl if he could! ........okay

He called secretary's up to his office and mastrubered in front of them

Thats probably the reason

He wasn't canceled by society.