Dave Chappelle Stand-Up Monologue - SNL 

Seriously!!! That’s exactly what he did!

@@aprilburmester my favorite line

Chappelle is One of the best to do it.

Ironically that line didn't have a punchline.

Meta Chappelle being meta

That's the line that stood way out for me

Trump should have tried that.

That stuck out to me too.

Yes

Shade with TRUTH❗💪

only because of the money he makes for Netflix. That's why they stand behind him

For now...

@@hipmoma I think they deserve a little more credit than that. It must be very challenging for any successful company to not be bullied by woke culture

@@hipmoma nah, one guy isn't going to make them that much. It's about much much more.

i dont agree with most of his politics but holy hell he is a master at gender....theres 2 of em

Hello dear how’re you doing greetings from Austin Texas

He's a black supremacist

@@donaldclifford6782 the fuck?

Superb answer Lady...

Professional meat riding

Very deep, very true - now more than ever

Slow-motion slam dunk there.

Reminded me of: Don't hate the black Don't hate the white If you get bit Just hate the bite Make sure your heart is beatin' right -- Sly Stone From "Are You Ready" on "Dance To The Music" (1968)

One of the greatest storytellers ever.

I wish more people understood that. Most people are vengeful

Truth

Comedy is just the truth with a smile.

Powerful line by Dave. Mind checking out my philosophy of Dave chappelle video on my channel? Much appreciated

That's stolen from Richard Pryor in a cartoon lol

@@JustinSimpson the biggest mask anyone could put on 💯

Burrs better

@@bri7757 that’s very debatable. Both are great in their own ways.

Some of those specials are trash.

There told when to laugh, and when to stop so he can keep going.

funniest thing on snl in the past 4 years

This is a joke (similar) he did at Punchline SF comedy club.

@@TheKiman2 🚨 comedian does joke twice 🚨 Open and shut case. Bake him away, toys.

@@TheKiman2comedians test and fine tune material at clubs.

@@fang_xianfu What'd you say chief?

"These is mines"😋🤣

So true. He speaks TRUTH. Such a giant among men.

comments in the lame form of a direct quote from the video complete with quotes so it gets more views will be deleted.

@@Skipbo000 *bitter guy hates on random RU-vid comment for no reason, accomplishes nothing other than revealing his own self-loathing tendencies to the internet*

That's the truth !!

Looking for truth? Science got you covered. Comedians are for laughs.

wellyeah you dont become the greatest unless you enjoy it more than anyone else

Looks like he just grabbed his lighter

Dave kept looking to the right to see if he could keep going. Apparently no fucks were given

Not only did Dave Chappelle deserve every second of it, AMERICA deserved every FUCKING second of it, at least the UNITED STATES of America and the world.

@@AlmostaFlipinSkater stfu

You guys just love this racist angry rant!

@@ModernDayRenaissanceMan None whatsoever. The fact that he was nervous but still continued on...

Same xoxo

It's only him n Bill Burr out here telling the truth and making ppl laugh uncomfortably as they do it.

Sorry Lorne...haha!

@@odizza1688 don't 4get KATT Williams!

@@pantherwmn70 nah Katt's commentary is crafted for a very specific audience. Hes funny AF but its not the same thing and it's not as bold.

only thing he broadens is the amount of crybaby losers complaining about twitter issues. he's just a whiny turd 🤣

Genius!!!

And don’t worry I’m black and having a little fun

The best comedians are very intelligent.

If this dude speaks for 3 hours without cracking a joke, I would still listen.

In the comedy world it's called a callback.

All the best comedians would have been world class preachers if they went that route. Same skill set. The best preachers have the timing and crowd control of the greatest comedians.

True story...

You hit it on the head.. his natural gift was that of an orator. He chose this path. A good choice

Truly

Absolutely. He seems to be realizing it

Yeah he always considers the other side and respects their opinions and listens to it, wish we all could do that towards each other

Well said!!

Well said indeed!

The only difference is that he isn't an idiot when it comes to politics

Oh my that's an absolute spot on interpretation of what I think he is trying to convey. By the way though if I'm not rude aren't you too smart to be conservative, if you know what I mean.

Right on

That is the modus apparatus of black lives every day.

It's not even true. Sure if you're a comedian people are paying you *to be funny* , but Chapelle already defies this. Many of his "comedy" shows aren't even filled with many jokes. And basically every political comedian(Colbert, Stewart, Noah, Oliver, Meyers, Maher . . . ) take moments to make serious commentary. And if that doesn't work, he could always speak (gasp) _for free_ . "The world's falling apart, why won't someone pay me to fix it?! 😢"

This is life of every brown NOT MIXED RACE person and some of the mixed ones too

Remember, we're paying him for his therapy.

U r definitely looking at it the right way. People are more focused on him saying he had a mask all these years and act like it was a statement on racism.

Like literally a minute after he trued to drop a truth with no punchline. No reaction. The look of defeat on his face stung.

Long as we singing, dancing and telling jokes. But wait.......

That was waaay over the crowd's head

As a white person, I’ll try to do more to make sure Black people I don’t know well feel respected and comfortable enough to give me their honest opinion. I think white people tend to believe a harmful and unfair stereotype that all Black people are highly assertive, so we assume if a Black person is agreeable, it’s always sincere. Some are assertive, and some aren’t, just like everyone else. We can create a little more space to make sure we aren’t inadvertently pressuring someone to be agreeable about something that really isn’t okay for them.

“Did I trigger you” 😂😂😂😂

Yeah he definetely knew his audience. I was waiting for more funny stuff. Not just typical snl stuff.

😂 he won’t let them get away with it. I’m glad.

chappelle has no one but chappelle to blame for not getting any money off his old show. if he was getting any money, he'd probably owe it to the agent he screwed when he walked away.

@@sirmoonslosthismind he walked off doing more shows, that has nothing to do with royalties for the first two seasons

@@sirmoonslosthismind Oh that poor agent, gtfoh

He called them out? He made a short reference to it and let it alone. He didn't even mention Comedy Central. You might want to get your brain checked because you are not processing information correctly.

😭😂 he could barely finish the line without losing it 😭

So much truth.

I died 🤣🤣

Impossible

Ohhhhh Dave.....🤦🏻‍♀️. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

And I fucking agree

That spoke to me more than you know..

Explain that one for me. I think I got it only at a surface level. Was he talking about the feeling of being racially marginalized in his life and having to push through that?

If you don't know the feeling......cudos.....be humble and happy

man that hit hard..

@Caramel Salted Fries lazy...someone asks to understand and that’s all you got?

Dave needs his own late night show.

people with eds:

Funny part when Chapelle rich ass thinks about this 35$ cheese burger after them nich rich tax % come out to the less fortunate such as yourself because in democracy one for all as long as he has money

/r/neoliberal

All you gotta do is have your own private helicopter, access to teams of elite doctors, your own private wing in a hospital, access to experimental drugs not available to the proletariat. IT'S THAT SIMPLE.

Simple - he was not making white jokes anymore. That is not company line.

Summed it up 💯

Send trump to Nigeria with his daughter.

That was brilliant

@@freetopayfree7445 may Trump be had by the imperial eunuchs of Russia. .

He just put into words what I have been feeling for years 🙌🏿

he once did a surprise 2 1/2 hour unannounced show at the Hollywood Improv late on a Friday night with John Mayer. Crazy fun!

You watch live from the comic strip in nyc 2009? Almost 4 hrs of Dave

Race / color is an illusion this ain’t even the Real Dave Chappell

... but not tonight.

Very well put together

Dude, stop. He is not genuine

@@murkdurk8961 : Really...

@@hankgoresich6836 Well that's not true.. I laughed a whole lot. WTF were you expecting?

BRILLIANT! I almost started to cry...

Chappelle?

@Seth Friedman you Americans underestimate the amount of people who hate Trump

...Strong message!!! Gotta live through that feeling.. find meaning.... indeed!!!!

@@MontrealNative Americans don't, only Trump supporters, who also underestimated the amount of Americans who hate Trump. "#Trump2020Landslide"

Yup.....people dont like the truth

🥃🥃

At 6:24 yeah I was like damn too! He nailed it again, just like four years ago.

that was so deep

So. On. Point

What does it mean 🤔

@@marissasf7196 i can only assume he means its better to be introspective and take stock of your own emotions before you find yourself projecting internal bias onto your countrymen.

@@yourlandlord5828 great way of putting it.

@@marissasf7196 the feeling Trump hater's had in 2016 is the same feeling people who didn't vote for Biden feel. Except, Trump didn't rig an election like Biden did

He is a genius

That advice is mindless and sarcastic, you know that right?

@@Turnpost2552 yes thats obvious, im sure eazymethod01 and the rest of us knew that, relax

@Don Salomon it's a play on trump's tweet when he had covid .. lol pretty smart joke

Ya get a job feed yourself not that funny

@@dennisrideout5776 what? Did you even understand the joke? Lol

A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. In this case, comedy is that sugar.

The best comedy is wrapped in truth. Chappelle is a master at his craft.

The world needs a Dave Chappelle, no doubt.

@@unknownstormtrooper5735 please put your mask on after taking the medicine. Covid kills, wear a mask

Stand up comedy is exactly that!

Lol I was like this the first lit cig I’ve seen on tv in some times

Yep, after 2020 I'm ready for a smoke myself :)

@@TheDeadbone1961 Yeah none of that soft stroking. Hard hate fucking. We might not even want to see 2021. Hit the snooze button. Let’s try 2022.

I thought the same thing. You havent seen that shit in 50 years

I don’t smoke, or like to be around it, but that’s still kinda funny. I hope one day he can kick the habit so he doesn’t die before his time.

THAT WAS FUNNY

and now that 2022 monologue is missing. Surprise

People who are intelligent will never let that down. It's so funny that he TRIED to play it off like he was joking. If you truly believed that lie. You are not a intelligent person.

That's the thing about Trump: due to being surrounded by ass kissers his whole life, he is so disassociated from reality that doesn't even know what his job is. A president is a big picture person who gets info from all his sources and advisors and makes a decision. His job is not to get technical on details. This lunatic was brainstorming Covid cure on live TV. Shit is wild.

@@zartosht06 I believe that his huge failure on Covid was the main reason he lost the election. I mean c'mon he got infected himself. Only about 3% of all Americans have been infected so far. I believe his super spreader rallies led to many in the White House to get infected. Including him and Melania's personal aid. Who then gave it to them and Baron. His ignorance and persistence to keep money flowing over human lives spoke volumes. His infection on the Republican party will take years if not decades to fully get rid of. Bye Don. Biden/Harris congrats! Make America Normal Again!

@@larrygrant4999 Amen brother 😆

@@larrygrant4999 he wasn't a failure on covid though. Vaccine looks to have been ready in only 8 months. That's quite impressive to be honest.

Agreed, this segment was too short

What amazing is that he was not afraid of saying the truth & it wasn’t offensive. “Where was your secret serum while your friends were fighting for their lives?” Exactly right!!! This election result said more about Americans and the people who support a man as him. After 3.3 Trillions into corporate taxcut to push market up and 10 Trillions more. Market that he claimed excellent crashed in record twice in 2018 and three times in 2019. 40% crash in 2020. 2017 he was still riding on coat tail. US companies and farmers were in trouble with tradewar that went nowhere. NK still shooting their missile and making more nukes. Letting 100s captured isis run loose. Turn our back on allies and those who helped us defeated isis. Fought with all of our friends. Made false claims and baseless claims. Insults our friends and everybody. Manipulated doj. Pardoned all of his friends who lied under oath. And so on and so on .... but We know what really happened regardless !!!

I would've been cool with SNL just letting him do stand up for the whole show lol

He could have. he's been known to do 6 hours sets. Or just walk in to a spot, or pop up in a park, and do 3 hours

@Norman S You should have watched till the end, then ;)

Toooooooo true, as he said “you’re not ready”

He ain't 🤣🤣🤣

EXACTLY!!!!!!

I want to give you a like but don't want to mess up the 333 you already have so here you go 👍🏼

He did say in one of his specials he’s too good at this.

Dave Chappelle and Paul Mooney.

Makes you laugh about Trump and Christie and then gives you a gut punch when he mentions Herman Cain.

@@watches. YEP!!🎯🎯

Yeah, I think that's why he gets a bad rap. He makes people uncomfortable in their own skin. But that's what good satire / commentary / comedy should do.

Facts

I was thinking the same thing

They prob didn’t let him he just did it fuck em all!

@sixtic "Cause fuck 'em!"

@@Hennsxie except there was an ashtray and lighter already on the stool. But I agree with the sentiment. 🙂

@@lizavance didn’t even notice that oops 😬

The show holds up remarkably well. Don't miss robin hood men in tights! Lol

This is when laughter changed to a tear. Seriously

True story

Yeah, we watched the video.

wear your hood to walmart so we can all feel safe 🤣

I think that was the soundest advice we have been given as a nation in ALMOST 4 years.

Laughing I understand but if you're crying at what Chappelle is saying you both need a support animal

As did i....laughed and cried.

I love Dave and liked this whole bit but if this actually made you cry then you have some serious emotional problems and likely need some help.

It was ok.

This is probably the most rehearsed thing you've seen in years. You have no idea what's really going on or about to happen.

@@yogiderp905 I believe the audience didn't laugh because he was making fun of what Trump said after a protester was killed in Charlottesville "there are good and bad people on both sides;" Chappelle was being facetious.

@@yogiderp905 cuz we've ALL been propagandized to death

He’s ascended to the greatest at this point. His routines are rife with social commentary and they’re thought provoking, conversation provoking. I cannot think of a single other comedian who has inspired as many water cooler/campfire conversations as this man.

@@bebe553 He said there were good people on both sides of the protests, but then denounced the neo-nazis and white supremacists. If you're still repeating that lie, you've been brainwashed by the media.

@@bebe553 Chappelle with that line was being statistical and thinking about populations DJTs 'Very fine people on both sides' was a statistical statement because it dealt with populations (ie the 'both sides') and made a claim about them. It was very similar to comments you hear about police. How there are 'a few bad apples'. People have trouble with police criticism because they know, they *know* they could find a good police officer The trouble with that justification is that Abraham said the same thing about Sodom and Gomorrah, and God said: "Good luck finding them!" and in the end He let Lot and his family go and He torched both towns I like to tell people when it comes to the police "there are a few good apples!" in these PDs in our cities and towns and see what they say. These are the only government agencies whose problem (ie crime) can get smaller and they get budget increases year after year. I'm from a town where they could absorb the police into transportation and traffic, something like that and we would all save money, how about that? The deficit. Who's worrying about that? Dave knows that these situations are crazy and he puts the shoe on the other foot. Harvey Weinstein was very much a donor to the Democratic Party. A lot of 'nice' and 'smart' university professors were on those Epstein guest lists. We need to take a look at ourselves where we have total influence and find fault, not be so excited to find fault in the other side where we have no influence that's right out of the beginning of Mt 7 Thats how much was going on in that joke, Dave knows that stuff. That's why I'm proud to be a late 80s baby. We were Chappelle's biggest fans in the mid 2000s and we loved him

He retired in the middle of his prime and came back when he was washed. Kevin Hart is my GOAT.

Very intelligent comedian . This makes a difference we did not know we needed until him.

Yes, he does. So did Richard Pryor, Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Dick Gregory.

The greatest comedians don't only give comedy but they also give WISDOM. Dave Chappelle is among GEORGE CARLIN, Richard Pryor, JON STEWART, Bill Hicks, Doug Stanhope, Mos Def Stephen Colbert D.F.A Heavyweight Champion of the World, Eddie Murphy and I'm sure very limited company. Dave Chappelle is the wisest comedian of our generation. Never worship artists, but DO listen to their perspectives, the great ones at least

A legend of comedy.

legend

But his ideas are outside the mainstream and offensive!! [brain melts out of nose..]

🐐

must be a lot of obsessed leftists trying to get him canceled

@Sug Madick Best Opening monolog by far is LOUIS CK

Never heard this shit in my life and that was one hell of a quote 10/10

Tutu ✌🏽✌🏾

Word

"I'm with the government and I'm here to help."

"A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush."

RIGHT!!!..I HOLLERED!

😂🤣😂

Crispy kream..lol

Still crying. 😆

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That's literally the case for all comedians, ideally, at least. And for regular people, if you tell the truth you will just be hated.

@@ams914 “many a truth is said in jest”.

@@ams914 Oscar Wilde said "If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you."

He still cant even as a joke. Proof? They removed his 2022 monologue.

Hellyeah I wanted to see his audience reaction because he was looking at someone several times after those gems he was dropping

what i really love about chapelle is that he never writes jokes. or tightens his set. at all. ever. like straight off the dome? ideal for standup comedy, as you can clearly tell here.

seriously, it’s just depressing to watch how far he’s fallen. now that he’s taken his victory lap i hope he retires with some dignity soon before he goes the way of colbert.

So did go thru all that he said he did. Cuz. From what he said was that he had it rough growing up and that i don't believe he really know what its like having it bad

L

He probably went over so he could have a sketch he didn’t like get cut

@@tristan__leone would make sense

Bitter parties for two ☝

They knew all the sketches were weak except for The HR office, so they gave him all the time he wanted. He’s earned it.

He’s given Louis 8 mins before too. Not sure who else

He was not wrong at all. They removed his 2022 monologue.

That hit me hard. That’s the goddamn truth. Also props to Dave Chappell for being easily the greatest comedian we’ve ever had so far. He makes you mad, he makes you laugh, he makes you think and cry. What a genius and a thoughtful human being.

✊😑

That was so powerful.

That one made me cry for real for real

Really and how many kkk ppl have you seen?

I see SOOO MANY KKK people in modern times...except they call themselves ANTIFA/BLM and wear mostly black clothing instead of white.

@@MalcomMalediction hmm sure whatever you say bud

Just brilliant! Went over so many heads

@@MalcomMalediction edgy lol 😂

“Lost”

Really... I have to listen to that one too!

Trump hasn't lost. It took 37 days for Bush to be announced the president when the media said that Gore had won the election.

@@cossinger01 You're in denial, HE LOST.

@@negativeindustrial He did lose. The votes are overwhelmingly Biden because Trump spent the entire summer telling Trump supporters to vote in person, not by mail. The votes being tallied now are by mail. Pennsylvania literally made it a law that mail in votes couldn't be counted until the day after the election. He created this situation so you stupid Trump supporting fucks would believe he was cheated. He lost by 5 MILLION VOTES. Biden won't destroy America, he will be a center left at best president. He's not a Socialist. I wish he fucking was because of all the shit Trump destroyed. In all likelihood, the damage is permanent. We already will have to deal with an economic collapse just to get out of this pandemic (which Trump fucked up hard), you'll be lucky if Trump didn't already destroy America.

Me too 🙏🏾 ❤️

✌ ❤ Foo Fighters!!!

Agreed, I needed to hear that perspective and put my attitude in check.

Yes we could all do a lot worse.

@@vrhappyness i love this

😂👌

I felt it and I'm just sitting in my garage

It was also a reduced audience due to Corona measures.

I agree wholeheartedly, thus man is a walking legend

When he said that's why they make half, all of the white women who support him just because he's black and makes fun of Trump tightened up like "what? wait a second."

Many of us have but when the blame often isn't in the right places and we don't hold our own accountable how can we point fingers at others?

I’m white and I’ve noticed the same shameful, selfish and greedy pattern among my own kind

@Diogenes the Cynic Are you trying out to be a comedian in the comment section? How sad...Fail....

He kept it too real.

Did you seen the pattern of Joe Bidens racism