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Bill Burr - When Animals Attack 

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@darkblood626
@darkblood626 9 лет назад
"wow that's a very talented ant" *SMOSH*
@CYMotorsport
@CYMotorsport 4 года назад
darkblood626 the fact that it just came out and wasn’t a written I joke I had to pause and listen to the delivery to laugh twice as hard lol
@DrAlphatier
@DrAlphatier 9 лет назад
"You don't know how close you just came."
@carrnil
@carrnil 9 лет назад
"When was the last time you saw Bear lose a barfight?" LMFAO
@kicknadeadcat
@kicknadeadcat 5 лет назад
I remember some sneaker commercial with two African dudes out in the Serengeti. And A lion spots them. one of the guys reaches into his bag and pulls out a pair of sneakers and puts them on. The other guy says do you really think that’ll make you run faster than a lion. the guy says no but I’ll run faster than you. Lol
@mightyraccoon7155
@mightyraccoon7155 2 года назад
He’s got some of the best improvisational skills of any comedian.
@poleag
@poleag 9 лет назад
Everyone's been in the zone before. This 10 minutes is a pro comedian in the zone.
@Twobarpsi
@Twobarpsi 5 лет назад
Bill is always in the zone!
@JayB-ju9vc
@JayB-ju9vc 5 лет назад
imagine getting chased by a shark and as soon as you got to the shore it jumped up and chased you 😂😂
@bradleehill9662
@bradleehill9662 6 лет назад
I lost 5 lbs laughing. That's why every car has a backup camera.
@caleb6595
@caleb6595 8 лет назад
"I would just pick up rocks along the way and stone it to death" lmfao
@madjackalwes776
@madjackalwes776 5 лет назад
I wonder how tough a bear or a crocodile or a Lion would be when they are attacking you and you start to stab them many times with 2 fucking big sharp knives while you are screaming in pain and with adrenaline rush. I 'm dying but you will not live much longer you fucking crazy bear!
@pianospawn1
@pianospawn1 4 года назад
@@madjackalwes776 dont think you would get in many blows. Lions are huge and RIDICULOUSLY strong seconds after the pounce you'd be incapacitated.
@emmaronan6611
@emmaronan6611 7 лет назад
wow that's a very talented ant...smooosh!!! I'm in stitches!
@ccm4052
@ccm4052 5 лет назад
"...it's called the buddy system.." !
@andersonash9059
@andersonash9059 3 года назад
Read it just as he said it.
@ShamanSquirrel
@ShamanSquirrel 5 лет назад
😂😂😂 "fat people cant back up cars" I feel attacked!
@The-Dom
@The-Dom 4 года назад
'You remember Roger Ebert before he died?" roflmao savage
@Twobarpsi
@Twobarpsi 5 лет назад
A shark at a bar with a reverse oxygen mask LOL
@Blargleflakes
@Blargleflakes 6 лет назад
4:34 nah nah bruh not all bears. Black bears u get big n loud, grizzly bear u play dead, polar bears...u dead
@Kainpound
@Kainpound 3 года назад
Fucking thank you. When we were moving a black bear cub started digging Into our trash. My family gave me alot of shit but I grabbed a bat and charged the bear. Guy ran off, Grizzlies are a different fucking story.
@jc.1191
@jc.1191 3 года назад
@@Kainpound Probably not wise without a gun handy.
@evanream6878
@evanream6878 6 лет назад
"So these fatties got this dog"😂
@stevethomas760
@stevethomas760 3 года назад
"My chihuahua killed your pit , how? Pretty sure he got wedged in his throat"
@jessemedina4482
@jessemedina4482 8 дней назад
6:26 Bobby Kelly! With the round belly!
@TheLoobis
@TheLoobis 7 лет назад
1:55 LOL! You don't know how close you just came.
@Nedula007
@Nedula007 5 лет назад
4:22 ... Bill, i chased a black bear out of the 1st floor from the restaurant i used to work at in Yosemite. I placed my hands up, yelled and walked toward it. Fucker ran out. Someone had left the back door open after their night shift at the deli downstairs. (Degnans Pizza Loft was located upstairs where i worked ----- don't eat the food at National Parks, bring your own food.)
@lilrara1291
@lilrara1291 5 лет назад
The Maverick Mind black bears are timid asl tho,almost push overs tbh,but not completely.Plus,there was no point of killing u since it has food around it,and it wasn’t a mom with cubs
@brunoleite8380
@brunoleite8380 2 года назад
Seal - Verzi 100% 🤣
@billfraser5066
@billfraser5066 5 лет назад
'When pitbulls go to 'fuck this mode' it's too late to take off the wig"
@howardhayne7756
@howardhayne7756 7 лет назад
Their big Fred Flintstone water head can just sit there.
@nb2685
@nb2685 7 лет назад
Burr is the king of improv I swear to god
@NefariousVirtuoso88
@NefariousVirtuoso88 8 лет назад
Do NOT try and outrun a bear !!!.
@sd3falco
@sd3falco 4 года назад
"Reverse oxygen mask with water in it" lol
@heavyflippingrandmasboifir669
@heavyflippingrandmasboifir669 7 лет назад
"Fuck This Mode!!!" is classic!!!
@pwrinklejohnson9782
@pwrinklejohnson9782 9 лет назад
When it comes to you wearing a costume for a gig...lay all of the items on the floor and sit beside them. Invite the fur baby over to sniff all the items as you pick them up. Then have her watch you put each piece on,stopping between each one to praise her if she has a cool reaction. It's her seeing the sudden change in you,even if she hears your voice,that may be causing the over reaction.best of luck with the situation.
@pwrinklejohnson9782
@pwrinklejohnson9782 8 лет назад
+omghahaxd You have my interest. Exactly how have I throughly offended you by speaking an endearing term for animals?
@pwrinklejohnson9782
@pwrinklejohnson9782 8 лет назад
+omghahaxd You scared me there for a second. I thought I was out of touch with the times and the term furbaby had fallen out of good standing. Ends up I just accidentally fed a troll. Sorry to hear about your warped view on the differences between animals and humans. Good luck with that.
@Blarsen780
@Blarsen780 6 лет назад
YEAH!! How dare you offer sincere advice in a comment! This is a place for indiscriminate hate and snappy insults! You take your goodwill toward strangers and you get the hell out!
@b0ssbeerreviews83
@b0ssbeerreviews83 5 лет назад
I always thought I was the only one terrified of the ocean, but recently realized many others were as well. Especially the Antarctic... gives me the creeps just fucken thinkin about that shit.
@austintylerewalkerjames2763
@austintylerewalkerjames2763 5 лет назад
Bill Burr should be in the next die hard movie lol.
@chance2smoke
@chance2smoke 5 лет назад
"So these fatties got this dog..."
@Blargleflakes
@Blargleflakes 5 лет назад
How’s the shark gonna bite with a reverse oxygen mask??? 😆
@SKa-tt9nm
@SKa-tt9nm 3 года назад
Is that where it all fell apart for you?
@mmb2211
@mmb2211 9 лет назад
Super!!!!
@pelicancovebeach2873
@pelicancovebeach2873 3 года назад
I love dogs.
@TheNumberOneGuy
@TheNumberOneGuy 5 лет назад
Pit bulls are good dogs :) adopt them more please
@barkan7
@barkan7 5 лет назад
Nah
@Craig-wp3pz
@Craig-wp3pz 4 года назад
Wish I could, American Pit bull is unfairly on the dangerous dogs list here in UK, muzzled and leashed at all times in public, not a great life for such energetic and social dogs :-(
@Z-Ack
@Z-Ack 3 года назад
I wonder if billy beats plays traditional or contemporary style with the stix…
@mutantturtlewax347
@mutantturtlewax347 5 лет назад
Knew this was posted between December and February based on his voice. (Bills got a cold)
@madjackalwes776
@madjackalwes776 5 лет назад
I wonder how tough a bear or a crocodile or a Lion would be when they are attacking you and you start to stab them many times with 2 fucking big sharp knives while you are screaming in pain and with adrenaline rush. I 'm dying but you will not live much longer you fucking crazy bear!
@thedude8254
@thedude8254 6 лет назад
Well that got depressing
@Aquaboy99
@Aquaboy99 9 лет назад
The movie Sharknado will tell you anything you need to know about survival. You're welcome.
@pauldelsandro8781
@pauldelsandro8781 5 лет назад
What one of my friends looks like a seal... Bob Kelly
@LaylaSpellwind
@LaylaSpellwind 5 лет назад
I'm definitely a little overweight, trying to lose... And that back up camera thing... damn, I think he might be right.
@r.b.4611
@r.b.4611 8 лет назад
You shoulda got some damn treats, and taken it easy with your dog, put a barrier between you, but one she can see through. Throw her the treats. She'll work out you're her mate.
@Callico_
@Callico_ 8 лет назад
Bill seems so risk adverse, won't go in the sea because of sharks, but will have a dog that will kill him if it doesn't recognize Bill? Fuck that.
@2901gagandeep
@2901gagandeep 8 лет назад
The dude is a comedian.Half the stuff he says is to add to comic element.
@datsweetsansabooty
@datsweetsansabooty 7 лет назад
Calico he has that dog cause his wife wanted it
@privateprivate2268
@privateprivate2268 Год назад
👍
@WV_Mudpuppy
@WV_Mudpuppy 3 года назад
I've had a pitt before never had this problem, but I did have a German shepherd rottweiler mix...she's the bitch who tried to kill me (her owner) as I walked in the door in the middle of the night smh.
@FHBStudio
@FHBStudio 9 лет назад
When fighting animals that can kill you, just fight dirty. Gouge out their eyes n shit, if you even get the chance.
@keysersozae
@keysersozae 9 лет назад
That totally works bro. You hear that on shark week?
@FHBStudio
@FHBStudio 9 лет назад
keysersozae Nah I just figure it's sensible to go for weaknesses.
@shafloyd9132
@shafloyd9132 9 лет назад
FreeHomeBrew Okay do you know how far apart a sharks eyes are. And you would also need to stay calm, a dodge it's rampage., Not only that get so close to it's mouth that you coul reach both of it's eyes.
@FHBStudio
@FHBStudio 9 лет назад
sha floyd Well the point where you attack its eyes is not when you're several feet away. It's when you're basically already caught but not dead yet.
@shafloyd9132
@shafloyd9132 9 лет назад
syou do understand the shark will still het you. it can smell your blood. punching it in the nose is the only logical thing.
@poncetek-1119
@poncetek-1119 2 года назад
Last second you see a great white well I better swim below it. Damn ass ppl N the bear I running my ass off and if I get caught least I tried. Let me try n scare a bear yeah right
@beastmaster0934
@beastmaster0934 4 года назад
Anything smaller than a beagle isn’t a dog. In my opinion.
@brdgossett
@brdgossett 5 лет назад
What?
@JonO387
@JonO387 5 лет назад
Yet another reason not to have a dog.
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