Bill Hicks - Crosses 

We need Bill more than ever before. He'd think he'd hit the comedy lottery jackpot if he only saw the shit show we have now

I really liked this routine and think its SO TRUE and funny. He made a really good point.

This is such a genius joke. Bill lives forever in his work =)

Delightfully tasteless! Thank you Bill Hicks. You were the greatest!!

Back and to the left...lol I catch myself saying this randomly sometimes. No one has a clue. Peasants!

Go back to bed America.

I’ll never forget when I was a firearms instructor for the police & a ballistics expert showed us how a shot to the back of the head will actually cause the head to react towards the bullet, not away from it. I learned about paradigms that day.

Oh so good. Oh so true. Miss you Bill. Love.

Legend

He’s right because of all the footage the government collected they cut about 12 seconds out and replaced a street sign. I forget the video buts a long one that takes about it in great detail. People tracked down people who had footage the government didn’t and found the parts they cut out. They said you can see a bullet hit the street sign...FROM IN FRONT! Also reports of a cop or secret service guy pick up a shell casing and putting it in his pocket....FROM THE ROAD NEAR THE GRASS!

Truth teller

Christian Finnish Frostiis Greatest comedian of all time, a rockstar and the closest to second coming of Christ, Rest in peace brother and see you in heaven :) Christian God bless you're soul Bill Hicks and you're family & loved ones Amen! You truly are a preacher :)

I love how he chose Brontosaurus head of all to choose for his joke.

Bill Hicks is right!! Jesus agrees!

Fun Fact: a bullet is going at far too fast a speed to cause a head to 'pull back' in the direction it is flying. At that velocity, it would pass through JFK's head like paper and therefore it's very possible that the bullet was coming from another direction.

Bill HICKs was right about everything…

Where can I find the WHOLE christian fundamentalist cristians sketch ?

legend

"Here's 53 channels of American Gladiator!"

I remember my brother in law saying "its a good thing there were no electric chairs back in the days of Christ because today we'd be seeing a bunch of people wearing gold e-chairs around their necks". This is great.

ONlY 2K VIEWS........."DONT LOOK ST THIS SHEP"

..... timeless..... Go back to sleep America, your government is back in control. So true. What a legendary visionary!!!!

came here after the QAnon gathering for JFK Jr

The good die young.

YEP.

Agreed I've seen so many crosses on necks and displays in houses, ITS A MOOT SYMBOL they tortured killed him with him it, you think he wants to see a reminder and the lord give PTSD

Do you think if god could of named Jesus, would he really of chose the name "jesus?". I thought he could have chose a normal name like Clive? or Rupert or Sebastian. There you go?....

the head movement could plausibly be caused by the force of the bullet exiting the head.

He got hit from behind yet back n to the left which is also the wrong fkn direction lmao ffs

Wearing a cross compared to wearing a gun pendant for JFK is point on hysterical. LMAO @ the complete lack of empathy and comprehension of the Golden rule. Omg the irony. Duhhh

I bet that If Bill lived to our times, He'd probably think again about our Christianity. We Should All think again about our Christianity! I'm Musilm btw -- Just a fan of Jesus!

Tough crowd

yeah Christian's always look a the negative.

Truly hilarious, Bill, but if you were a true student of physics, you would understand the single bullet theory. When you move through space, you are braced, maintaining body control, resisting the forces against you. We don't think we're moving when looking up at the stars, but we are. It may not feel like you are moving in an Oldsmobile at a slow speed, but you are. In the instant JFK was shot while moving, he lost bodily control and was subject to the properties of movement working against him. Hence his head moving backwards. In a nutshell: the bullet doesn't actually apply much force to the body it's hitting. The movement of the head is the lack of effort keeping it in position anymore and its natural movement based on external forces. When most people are shot, they drop immediately as they instantaneously lose their bodily control. (Unless you are Schwarzenegger or Eastwood--but that's movieland, folks)