I used to listen to this at 19 years old in my parent back yard using the law of attraction and visualization and something used to tell me to imagine a crowd cheering while I listened to this. Almost like I was saying it. But it was always just me listening.
Wow you can hear the kind of boredom and frustration in his voice, like he's done this routine and jokes a thousand times (which no doubt he had) sometimes in this one.
Bless you man, consider yourself priviledged you got to leave early and not be around for the rapid decline of civilization and the evolution of robosapiens. Wish I was as lucky.
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in 2008 a band called Energy sampled this in one of their interludes on Invasions of the Mind, I'd never heard it and 16 years later this sentiment still lives rent free in my head. There's a sort of catharsis in letting go and giving up to the pure chaos of the universe because at the end of the day.... its just a ride...
Keith Richards *still* being alive is the most incredible thing about this! I'm convinced The Rolling Stones are a bunch of young guys in meat suits :D
“Is there a point to all this?” May be the most profound question ever asked And then the answer “I have too” (find a point) May be the most most accurate answer. Genius
Never forget. This just an Illusion. You can change it just by a choice. That shifts the Quantum realities. Focus on the reality you want to perceive and don't wish. KNOW it's going to happen. That's the secret. But you must believe it. Balls to bones.
So many comics were inspired by Bill ,he was more popular here in Britain than the states "the Brits get me" he said, Scotlands' Frankie Boyle says he started stand up after seeing Bill ,I would love to get the Hicks take on current events. Sadly missed.
