Bill Hicks - Drugs 

Bill hicks makes the best cricket noise on microphone lol

“The freeways melting.” “Put it in the jar!” Hah! yessss.

So much of his material goes way over peoples heads, he's such a legend

Standing above the crowd, He had a voice that was strong and loud. We'll miss him. We'll miss him.

25-30 years later, and "we" are still losing the war on drugs.

That's the most realistic depiction of tripping I've heard

I was driving my 17 year old sister, and cousin, home from an acid party. We were ALL still peaking. They were in the back seat, giggling, for some time.... As we approached a Main Intersection in our rural town, there was a Cop car approaching from the opposite direction. I called out to my backseat passengers, to tell them to keep it COOL. The LAST thing I needed, was dipshits cavorting about, in my back seat, drawing attention to me. I, ALSO, played it COOL; and ensured that I was COMPLETELY within the LAW, and drawing/driving WITHIN the prescribed lines. I watched the cop car go by, and followed it, in my mirrors. I saw it's brake lights go on, ABOUT the same time that I notice the 40 ft train of TOILET PAPER, trailing out my back window (Apparently, releasing it, inch-by-inch, was what they had been giggling about). The Cop car pulled an immediate U-turn, and activated it's lights and siren. I just pulled right over, thinking, "It was nice to know you guys, I'm going to Jail, Now..."..... Much to my amazement, the Cop car just sped on by. APPARENTLY, it got another call, and the driver was focused on the RADIO, when they passed the 40' long train of TOILET PAPER, trailing out my back window. They just sped off into the night, and I THANKED MY LUCKY STARS, that they had no further interest in me.

Hicks might just be my dream man. Cute as a kitten, hilarious, charismatic, outspoken, but INTELLIGENT. Watching him on Netflix with my buddy the other day, I couldn't get enough of this guy. He's brilliant.

''How tall are you?!'' lmao that killed me!

The cat in the hat,featuring bill hicks: Door is a jar. How can a door be a jar? Why would they put a jar on a car?

PRY ING OH PEN MY THIRD EYE

the freeway is melting 😂😂😂😂

If Joker was a good guy

my favorite bill hicks show. love his performance in this special.

"I wanna thank management for offering..."

Sane Man, one of the funniest specials ever made, just pure brilliance.

A man ahead of his time or maybe not suppose to be of this dimension at all...legend and the father we never had. Bill fuckin Hicks.

RRRRRRREAL fuckin high

Damn, this made me feel better.

Joy to see this finally I've an audio tape of him live this is one of the classic stand ups 👍👍👍👍

One of the greats - wish we still had him here with us

I really don't know how anyone could learn discipline without recreational drugs.

One of the greatest!

Tool brought me here.

Sane Man is by far my favorite Hicks standup.

We need Bill Hicks in 2023.

Maynard brought me here....

I used to watch him all the time and never caught the Ludes reference until now. Crazy cause I watched wolf of Wall Street before finding about Bill Hicks in 2014. Around the same time really

Nice, I hadn't heard this version before.

That's called logic, it will help you.

Made my day

Great observational humour.

I once drank a half gallon of shroom kool aid with some friends and watched a chain link fence vibrating for two hours.

I’m tripping balls rn and yeah this is perfect 👌

I remember one of those talking cars, my grandfather had one. "The door is ajar!" "Thank you!" and "Don't forget your keys!" and at random times it would talk about engine oil pressure haha

he would have SO MUCH MORE CONTENT TODAY with all that is going on SAD. Legend.

Hi Melvin Emerick! Luv u allwayz🎉🎉🎉

right up there with carlin

i came across a car video about the 80's Chrysler lebaron, the guy was looking to buy a few and one of his requirements was that one was the talking version where it says "the door is ajar" i instantly recognized the phrase and finally knew what car bill was talking about here

I relate to this so much

When he said how can a door be a jar je sounded like mitch hedburg for a second. Lol

Haha the jar thing, so true. Once I tried to make a soup on acid with friends and we busted our heads for a 12 hours with the question how does one make the soup, it went on and on... We heavent made it.

LEGEND!!

Legend!😊

I’m told this man was a genius.

I'd like to congratulate drugs for winning the war on drugs

"The door is ajar"definatly a LSD 25 problem to solve, hell you have 12 hours!

Hicks would have gotten better with time. A 50 or 60 year old Bill would have been even sharper and more astute than his younger self. It's a tragic shame we were not able to see that. R.I.P.

this is exactly why acid is so awesome.

Hilarious, but it's also very deep.

Classic Bill.

Wow, I'm just discovering this guy now thank fuck for the net... sorry the internet.

I don't do drugs, I'd like too thank management for offering

Still funny in 2024.

funny shit!

33 years ago in my mid to late teens. This man was a drug, of the red pill kind.

2:45

Wow

quality. ..

Big one or little one twins 😂

"They're winning the war and they're fucked up!" 😂

Bill save me a stool wherever you are now I'm on my way hopefully

The Reverend.

Anyone know which clip is from that tool song? I want to hear the whole bit

put bill hicks on a 5 note!

Door = Jar?

First time I ever tripped. me and my friends were trying to figure out how to get a box full of firewood, out of a doorway that was too small. my cousin suggested "we need to make a bigger door." Then we all sat in a garage with a wood stove burning, that had a detached flu. There was a cloud of smoke just above our heads all night. None of us died from carbon monoxide poisoning... Or did we?... hallucinogens are a hell of a thing.

"Oh shit be cool." We are loosing the war on drugs.."

A microdot lasts for about 5 hours but the UP is great but down is quite ok

God we really need this guy back here now in 2023, him and Carlin et al. They would be on overdrive and deadly compared to the insipid fart jokers and "my childhood was so funny" lame-ohs....someone, wake up this WORLD!!!!!!!

1:33 yeah thats happend on about 250ug of lsd, whats worse i forgot i took it....

I’m struggling with every drug there is

damn lol gotta lotta resepct for Bill.. idk how u can drive on acid id be freakin out. i did 3-4 grams of shrooms 1 time and was having the worst anxiety of my life

lmaooo

3:09 hai fbi, sled,dea, and mark keel

Funniest man ever. One my heroes

I remember tripping but being a passenger while the driver was sober but my buddy still ate like two dubs of weed so we wouldn’t get arrested. We proceeded to buy more weed after the encounter with the police.Thank god lmfao

just wondering ; what does he mean by drugs ? kush or extacy?

boy i am way to high for this video

I’m here from tool

Drugs are the best thing that happened to this world since the first tree of Marijuana pumped up in this planet.

reallyy?? commercials with drugs??

Why do most comedians die young!?

another dead hero...

Tool...

Bill Hicks a comedian