Bird Whispers Into Microphone for 5 Minutes Straight (to cure your sadness) *with subtitles* 

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“Are you ok?” “What’s wrong?” *kiss*

The fact that he actually leans in to kiss when he makes the kiss noises

Plot twist: this bird is a licensed psychologist and he is treating patients over the air of his radio program a la Frazier Crane.

Awww,Its clear Archie is well taken care of if he's giving out kisses and asking about our day because thats the type of attention he gets daily. CUTE

*leans in to kiss* “ what’s wrong?” immediately starts crying and ranting all my problems to this bird

Archie: Are you a good boy? Me, an adult woman: * sobbing * Y-Yes!

The parrot : "you're a baby" Me *sobbing* : YES IAM BABY 🥺

I literally started crying when he kissed the mic and said "What's wrong." "Everthing." Lolol.

Birb: where’s daddy? Me:idk probably at wor- Birb: W H Y

I love how he leans over to kiss the microphone.

Just by this video alone I can tell how much Archie is adored and loved. Everything he has repeated is just so tender and endearing. Imagine everyone growing up being spoke to and cared for in this manner. We’d have a world filled with empathetic and kind human beings.

I love that she treats him so well. The behavior he is mimicking is how she interacts with him. And i love how he kisses the mic and goes “baby😊”

Bird: "wheres daddy?" Me: I dont even know man, ive been wondering the same thing

The fact that this bird has an Australian accent literally made my day.

Archie: *attacks microphone* Owner: don’t do that! Archie: “and I’d do it again”

“Where’s daddy?” *I dOnT KnOoOwW* **cries intensively**

When you know he’s well taken care of because he says “what’s wrong “ “baby” “good boy” and “Bubba”

birb: **kisses mic** whats wrong? are you okay? me: **bursts into tears** y’know it’s just been hard lately 😔

The bird: "wheres daddy?" Me: "he went to go get milk-"

I’ve never heard a bird with an actual accent. This Australian accent is perfect ❤️adorable

Dude, it's crazy how smart birds are. He even mimicks her gestures with the tilting his head, leaning in and kisses. What a smart boy, that should be added to his little dictionary *very smart boy*

Its impressive that he actually puts his face on the microphone when he makes a kissing sound. Hes not only mimicking the sound, but the action that comes with it

How can a bird make the “b” sound like in “baby” without lips? I can’t stop thinking about this

Archie: * attacks the microphone * "Don't do that!" * proceeds to attack the microphone multiple times *

It’s so cute that they’re all clearly phrases his owner says to him 😂

The title : "bird whispers into microphone" Archie: *BABABAAAAA*

"Baby!" *smooch Let me tell you my heart melted

I absolutely love that he not only mimics kissing sounds, he actually leans in and makes contact each time. I wonder if smart enough to stay out of grabbing range, this parrot could keep a baby from feeling abandoned and unloved long enough for mom to make a quick emergency dash to a store. Certainly has a vocabulary for it. Also a shoutout for all the random noises he clearly picked up form a child himself. ^^

Imagine sleeping and your bird is just like “What’s going on!” “Are you good?” “Come here baby” “*Smooch*”

Alternative title: Pet birb* talks to you as of you're a pet birb*

When they talk it sounds like a recording of your voice that has been edited

nobody has called me baby as sweetly as this birb did ever 🥺❤️

Parrot: “where’s Daddy?” me, shaking and crying: *he went to go get milk ok*

imagine being a burglar, you enter their house and hear "where is daddy?"

The fact that he has an Australian accent as well is adorable.

HE SAYS "HERE WE GO" IN AN AUSSIE ACCENT MY DEPRESSION IS CURED

Did it just speak in french lmaooo. Absolutely no one: Bird: "Oui"

1:44 the little kiss and the tiny “what’s wrong?” and “are you okay?” afterwards😭😭😭

"Hey dont do that!" Archie: *immediately thinks about doing it again. He is so cute with his little naughty behavior 😍 😂

I love when Archie is a bit naughty or “rude”, shows he’s got a mind of his own and likes to be playful. Such sweet questions he asks. He even has an accent which is awesome 👏 love it.

“Where’s daddy” “Return” That hit close lmao

My African grey would run over to bite the curtains, then stop himself and go "naughty boy, don't do that!" and shhh himself. Before us he was with an older man and had the craziest old man laugh. His best was every time he saw a fly he'd go "oh godddddd" XD

"Bird whispers into microphone" 1:00 BABABA!!!

My favourite part is hearing how much love you clearly have for your bird that you can hear it in the way he mimics your voice

I have a Quaker parrot and he talks allllll day. He always asks me “what cha doing” because whenever I walk in my room, the first thing I say to him is “what cha doing”. He also knows the alphabet and can whistle the beat to the Pokémon theme song.

*"where's daddy? where's daddy? where's daddy? return."* same buddy, same.

The fact that Archie sounds just like pastel is crazy!

Let’s just appreciate the fact that this video is exactly 5:00 long.

Archie is asking the real questions. “ Where’s daddy?” “Are you okay?” “Are you a good boy?” This is better than my therapy sessions.

It's freaky that a bird littleraly TALKS and it's normal, it's really surprising to think about it

**attacks mic** owner: dont do that! bird: ill frickin do it again

He saying all the things told to him over time. So cute And you can tell he’s loved! :)

The next thing you know, he’s telling everybody the password to your computer

I just love hearing parrots repeat back all the things they hear on a regular basis. It’s so great to hear how loved he is - all the kisses and sweet tones. Great “parronting,” guys!

the fact that these are all sweet lovely things his owner said to him makes me want to cry skskkss he is loved!!!

It's so strange haha he mimics Alex's voice so closely it feels like she's talking

It is so impressive to hear him make kissy sounds when he has no lips

“wanna shower?”- “DirTy!” 💀🥺

Me, a 26 year old man at work listening to a bird say “where’s daddy” repeatedly... (a lil disturbed)

DID THIS BIRD JUST KISS ME AND ASKED WHAT WAS WRONG? I AM CRYING. HE IS SUCH A GOOD BOY

therapy: expensive archie kissing the mic and asking me if I'm okay: free

It’s so lovely to hear him matching the pitch and tone of his favorite flock member ^^

Where’s daddy? Me: he hasn’t came back with the milk yet?

Her: Wanna see a bird cure your depression? Over a million people: *Yes.*

"Bird Whispers into microphone" The Bird : BABABAAAA

"where's daddy?" "Return" "Why?" What's going on?😭😭😭💖

Eclectuses are so good at micmicking voices (not just words) that the first time I saw/heard one talk, I didn’t realize it was coming from the bird 😂 He was mimicking his human’s accented English so perfectly ha

Imagine just walking through a forest and this guy asks if you're okay ....

i’m still not over the fact that we have talking birds on this earth

Its so sweet when he goes baby 🥺 he learned of you and it shows how much love he gets

I can confirm, this cures sadness. Who'd have known all I needed was for a parrot to ask me if I'm okay and blow me kisses.

Parrot: Attacks microphone Owner: Hey, don't do that Parrot: *Looks directly at owner before attacking microphone*

*kisses mic* “What’s wrong?” “Are u ok?” man that was cute

Sound mimicking birds never fail to amaze me at how much mouth and vocal control they have to be able to mimick complex human words. Also quite lovely how this bird speaks simple but wholesome things. The talking bird my aunt used to have is so neglected that it mimicks the sound of chopping meat with butcher’s knife, ice picking, and swear words. xD

2:12 it sounds like “you want some water?”

Archie: *smooch* My brain: S E R A T O N I N

When he leaned in and kissed the mic “are you a good boy?” I CRIED YALL. that’s the most purest thing I’ve seen 😩💕😭

I was having a panic attack and this literally made me feel so much better omg-

Love that Archie actually has an accent 🤣

"where's daddy?" "return!" "why?" A tragedy in four simple words.

“Hey don’t do that” *bird stares at her “Don’t attack the microphone” *bird does it more

the “bye bye” at the end- iT wAs sO clEar-

Archie: “hello baby what’s going on?” Millions of people including me: *cries in Loved*

The fact that he kept giving the microphone kisses was adorable!

I don’t know why I’m surprised but I’ve never noticed his Australian accent.

Thank you! 🥲 Needed the cuteness. I can tell he's very loved. Your feather-baby does such a great impression of you! Little voice actor!

The fact that you can hear immidiately that a woman taught him; the fact that he speaks with an australian accent; the fact that he leans in to kiss - is ASTONISHING!

Archie: *kisses microphone* “Are you a good boy?” Me: I’m a woman but yes I am the bestest boy 😂🥺❤️

Bird: "Where's Daddy?" Me: "Convenience store." Bird: "Return."

Watched this with my cockatiel Sid. He loved every second of this. Thank you Archie.

This whole time: *the parrot flirting with the mic*

Depression: *Exists* Archie: "Are you good? Who's a good boy?" *Depression rate drops to 0%*

it just filled my heart thank you Archie

I think this is so sweet, because these are all things that have been said to him. You can tell he is loved and he loves right back.

How wild that I can hear alex's accent when he speaks !?

“whats wrong?” “are you okay?” IM NOT CRYING YOU ARE

It sounds like he's mimicking footsteps coming up to a door before he says "Hi".

my hearttttt!!!! this has been saved to my playlist cheer me up when im down. omg. and as everyone said he has such a sweet loving home, its so clear. 💜

It's impressive how many phrases they've learned and how clearly they enunciate. Sounds less like bird and more like a small child.