Bitlife but I am a complete psychopath

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Bitlife allows me to live the life I always wanted
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Twitter: / callmekevin1811
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@CallMeKevin 4 года назад

Thanks for all your support folks, it has been really motivating me :)

@goldzen2509 4 года назад

Call Me Kevin no problem,your amazing

@dylandwhat 4 года назад

kevin if you've been replaced by a robot reply with an emoji

@Im-_-Brenden 4 года назад

Hi kevin :3

@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens 4 года назад

Of course! Who could not support the greatest RU-vidr of all time?

@shannensoulsby1859 4 года назад

Call Me Kevin all your videos have been great. Don’t push yourself too hard though xox

@JargonMadjin 4 года назад

Imagine that courtroom; "Defendant, who are you?" "Jim Pickens." "Prison sentence, 738 years."

@anidiot192 4 года назад

Bystander: seriously? Why? Judge: oh, you don't know...

@thattempleguy6712 4 года назад

"... leave my court, i want no part in your life, jim, you're free"

@ft_shipper 4 года назад

Imagine his blink literally turns you to dust

@testaccount5991 4 года назад

The max I've reached is 1276

@CallMeEitan 4 года назад

escapes right after sentence and judge dies mysteriously

@courtneymoore3811 4 года назад

*has a life of crime* *gets denied a child* Kevin: WHy

@hotpocketbae2522 4 года назад

Kim Namjoon's Wife lol

@jocelynsaez2261 3 года назад

I didn't know "Your Narrator" And "Boffy" had a kid named "Kevin"

@Saturnlock 4 года назад

I love how as soon as his sister was born he was diagnosed with depression

@charadreemurr9179 4 года назад

Oof

@mcshizzles4411 4 года назад

That hit a bit too close to home

@Saturnlock 4 года назад

@@mcshizzles4411 the phrase too close to home. Also how did that hit clise to home might I ask?

@mcshizzles4411 4 года назад

@@Saturnlock Yikes, my mistake. English isn't my first language 😅

@mettatonex7221 4 года назад

She was the cause of everything that went wrong in his life. His time in prison was because of her.

@vikshere 4 года назад

"youre feeling heterosexual" jim: im literally a bi icon wtf u talking about

@snarkiwi 4 года назад

Lol That's the comment i came here to make

@snarkiwi 4 года назад

@ghostly I said, "Lol thats the comment I came here to make"

@cheepoi3700 4 года назад

He was just thinking about girls that year

@Tarooo8 4 года назад

What?

@snarkiwi 4 года назад

@@Tarooo8 jim says bi rights

@enter_your_anima 4 года назад

Jim pickens mind in Kevin's eyes: Murder Jim pickens mind at 8: I am depressed

@jenreii 4 года назад

Tbf he did have a messed up childhood

@enter_your_anima 4 года назад

@@jenreii which one kevin or jim

@buckett9758 4 года назад

R3CAL both

@kaanoguzhan5685 4 года назад

@@jenreii a fellow Nightvaler here I see

@nobody02348 4 года назад

@Juan Cortez Muro stop linking viruses

@nbtanna 4 года назад

So disappointed that Poland has denied Jim's immigration request. As a Polish citizen I would totally let him into my house no questions asked. All hail dear leader.

@wojciechp 4 года назад

It's true it's sad, but Kevin wouldn't ask any questions. He would just go straight to your home, permission isn't required.

@olasbannanas 4 года назад

I'm also disappointed in my country for denying our dear leader

@wren2624 4 года назад

Juan Cortez Muro I hope you do stop linking virususes

@wren2624 4 года назад

Viruses*

@Skrzacik 4 года назад

I was so happy to see that Dear Leader is going to my country, but then... The disappointment hit ;(

@grakie5379 4 года назад

kevin: gets diagnosed with fibromyalgia kevin: is this curable? me: *laughs in chronic illness*

@robotripshit 4 года назад

Grakie right?? and he still managed to get it cured anyway-

@karoline9835 4 года назад

I’m with you :( chronic illness gang ✌️😭✌️

@myg_ho3127 4 года назад

dude for real when it came up as cured i was like... if only 😭😭

@O_Ciel_Phant0mhive 3 года назад

Aw it’s okay ! Be strong 🥰🥰🥰 also I like your hair !

@benholmes1399 3 года назад

I'm oof

@zonkcronk 4 года назад

“You burgled the rappers home and stole his teddy bear.” I feel like you just robbed Post Malone and gave the material for “Paranoid” 😂

@aaroncook7866 4 года назад

I think the title should be ‘Kevin trying to have a bit of a life’

@jackbudi 4 года назад

I’ve already failed that

@IamaPERSON 4 года назад

@Juan Cortez Muro now if only you did, self promoter

@somerandomassguyontheinter2869 4 года назад

ouch

@iammyself1935 4 года назад

where's the "but"?

@aaroncook7866 4 года назад

i am myself Ahahahaha oh yeah I forgot

@calebwaugaman4732 4 года назад

“Hey there friends” Top ten lines said moments before disaster

@colorsrrealduh 4 года назад

Das ist fantastisch, ja? The disaster is “my name is Kevin”

@alvianekka80 4 года назад

"My name is Kevin" *zoom in to random face*

@Kmn2 4 года назад

Spider Aba “today we’re gonna be doing something a little bit different”

@thewanderingmistnull2451 4 года назад

Kevin: **Sees Ex-Wife's name** "That's not her." **Reads "Ex_'s_ Wife"** Kevin: "Ah, there's my ex-wife."

@Joy_ffa1bd 4 года назад

right lmao

@LordLightborn 3 месяца назад

Turns out, the grammar makes a big difference!

@CocoumKelsPerson 4 года назад

"I guess chemistry would help in my villainy." Me, a chemist, sitting on my couch pantsless stuffing a giant apple fritter in my face: "huh?"

@CocoumKelsPerson 4 года назад

@@DarkVitamins yeah I'm turning sucrose into glucose. Mmmmm yummy

@CocoumKelsPerson 4 года назад

@Simon Liljestrand believe it or not, we did discuss it. I don't remember cuz it was like a 30 minute discussion just for fun. Definitely not curriculum. Shit that involves titrations are my shit. I'm an analytical chemist. Well, I want to be. Can't afford any grad school

@CocoumKelsPerson 4 года назад

@Simon Liljestrand I SUCK at programming. I love the super precise hands on stuff. At my university the bachelors was just a general. Like a little of everything. So I just have one in just plain chemistry. And I haven't used it in two years.

@CocoumKelsPerson 4 года назад

@Simon Liljestrand jealous on both ends. I'm 20K in debt and the best job I could get only paid 28K a year.

@anth3368 4 года назад

Sky Rene Wtf even is gluten?

@BoredMurphy 4 года назад

"Why is his looks so low?!" I have no clue but its inaccurate.

@sapphireblue4031 4 года назад

His extremely good looks broke the bar

@JessycaLunawoona 4 года назад

See, Jim’s looks are so high the bar overflowed.

@SweetLolita 4 года назад

Juan Cortez Muro what

@nobody02348 4 года назад

@Juan Cortez Muro stop linking viruses

@caoimhedoesstuff9293 4 года назад

How dare you speak that way about our dear leader

@woolfieMcP 4 года назад

"I have been diagnosed with depression at age 8" Too real

@jackbudi 4 года назад

Oh no

@IamaPERSON 4 года назад

@Juan Cortez Muro Everyone makes mistakes, especially parents. You're a good example of that.

@TheIndigoSystem 4 года назад

Woolfie McPoshinson I was 14 when diagnosed but had issues since 10. Very real

@woolfieMcP 4 года назад

@@TheIndigoSystem Jesus. I hope you're feeling better now

@IamaPERSON 4 года назад

@@TheIndigoSystem not sure if it'll work, but ask your doctor if you can take Abilify. I took it when I had depression, and it definitely helped.

@parryyotter 4 года назад

“I’m in prison, you have to take care of me!” This is America, Kevin.

@datdudetrent8938 4 года назад

friarpark um...

@comedybird9875 4 года назад

friarpark um...

@parryyotter 4 года назад

Preacher Blackout Sure

@parryyotter 4 года назад

DatDudeTrent He set his game in America

@robotripshit 4 года назад

friarpark um...

@crackedemerald4930 4 года назад

When you see... Hot... Woman *"You're feeling strong heterosexual tendencies"* When you see Danny DeVito *"You're feeling overly strong homosexual tendencies"*

@confusedpsyduck714 4 года назад

So is he bi? 😏

@squidge4728 4 года назад

Women*

@dannystirling5458 4 года назад

I believe the title “I am a complete psychopath” would have been enough

@ZombieMiezz 4 года назад

For us it would be enough but Kevin has to grow his cult^^

@jackbudi 4 года назад

It applies to many things.

@IamaPERSON 4 года назад

@Juan Cortez Muro If you were dying right now, then at least we don't have to worry about you anymore.

@robby576 4 года назад

For every video

@nobody02348 4 года назад

@Juan Cortez Muro stop linking viruses

@lcsty1017 4 года назад

"Not a lot of people died, which is a shame". Call me Kevin, 2019.

@ryanzahn6581 4 года назад

I watch Kevin because when he says "hey there friends" it makes me feel like I have friends

@salemkitty5786 3 года назад

Same lol. But are you doing okay? Hope you’re well, there are people who care about you :)

@Ran_Do 4 года назад

Kevin:”Why did your looks go down from failing the driving test”. Jim:”I crashed the car”.

@olwynlamberti 3 года назад

Did he hit someone coming out of a cinema?

@greysherma4247 3 года назад

@@olwynlamberti lol

@jamaalshamsudeen3127 4 года назад

Kevin should have been in RU-vid rewind, that way we couldn’t dislike it

@floralpinalen2095 4 года назад

Kevin's too good for RU-vid Rewind

@sleepwalk-huh 4 года назад

i'm calling it. next year youtube is going to make a terrible abomination out of rewind but kevin will just be standing there in the last 2 seconds so it's physically impossible to dislike

@MortusSweet 2 года назад

Welp…

@PsychOsmosis 4 года назад

Kevin: **wants to murder Jim's ex** Also Kevin: **attempts to murder his ex's wife instead**

@Neffectual 4 года назад

"What is fibro-mya-ladgia....?" Me, with fibro "trust me, you're better off not knowing."

@yopi_yopi 4 года назад

Mood

@Psera 4 года назад

Your doctor cured fibromyalgia? Damn, give me her number.

@abbythyst 4 года назад

If you get it share sis 😫😫 that’s the type of medical care I’ve been waiting for after my 6 year diagnosis process 💀

@easelqink2986 4 года назад

Lol he did yoga-he unlocked the secret moves that cured him

@nothingtoseehere7435 4 года назад

@@easelqink2986 I've been doing yoga for 10 years. When do I learn the secret moves?

@brooklynseftel6221 4 года назад

you and me both.

@ruthieherbst5578 4 года назад

Same

@groovygames3114 4 года назад

“That’s my murderous sim” oh come on Kevin we all know that’s who you really are deep down

@boopadoop5296 4 года назад

Kevin: he's my murderous sim Me: no he's not he's our dear leader

@spookyspider2820 4 года назад

James he is

@azby7925 4 года назад

Can it be both? 😝

@dave6599 4 года назад

Jim: *Gets TB* Arthur Morgan: “First Time?”

@peterotoole6269 4 года назад

"Bitlife but it's a cruel, cruel world"

@miochii138 4 года назад

have some goddamn faith jim

@peterotoole6269 4 года назад

@@miochii138 "I have a plan! We just gotta make a lotta noise, make a lotta money, get the hell out of prison, and get a penis enlargement!"

@chrisfoudy3841 4 года назад

“You’ll be ok Boah.”

@MistakenAxis 4 года назад

nice spoilers

@user-hi4sm3ig5j 4 года назад

'She's not my type'. Yes, she's not the grim reaper.

@rafaelalodio5116 4 года назад

Nor Shrek

@eartheclipse8 4 года назад

@@rafaelalodio5116 Nor Hagrid

@Indigo_404 4 года назад

I’m begging you to make this a series, I was in stitches

@rafaelalodio5116 4 года назад

That would be cool, I started playing this game after I saw his video.

@CatMuto 4 года назад

Yes! Let's see what would happen with Beejay or even First Name. The latter already has an interesting life going on in Sims, let's see what would happen here!

@hitsugatatsuro9978 4 года назад

Jim: *dies from tuberculosis while on the run from the law.* Me: *flashbacks from Red Dead Redemption 2*

@kentrostomy6088 3 года назад

That's so fitting though

@wouldyoulikeaspritecranber3563 3 года назад

noOo i-

@cindysullivan4867 3 года назад

nooooo

@kim533 2 года назад

Omg noooo :(

@noahwattel4226 4 года назад

I feel like Jim Pickens could sit out those 738 years without dying.

@_raeyon_ 4 года назад

Kevin: *about to murder someone* Kevin: hmm, maybe I should adopt a child. Adoption services: uhh, no you can't adopt a child. Kevin: *confused Pikachu face*

@_raeyon_ 4 года назад

Love how it's stuck at 469 ;)

@vidcunttheunbroken4704 4 года назад

1:39 that's actually Kevin coming out on top

@JustThatWeirdoNextDoor 4 года назад

“What is fibromyalgia?” Me. “Hell.” On a lighter note... love you Kevin, thanks for the laughs. 😝

@TheBenSanders 4 года назад

"None needs to know I'm playing this... this is between you and me, right?" Your secret is safe with me Kevin.

@TheHawkeward 4 года назад

Kevin: Is fibro curable? Me: Haha I've had it for years and it gets worse every day, good luck with that bu- Kevin: I CURED IT Me: ...

@TheIndigoSystem 4 года назад

I have it too, and EDS. So I feel ya

@NeciaNavine 4 года назад

I FUCKIN WISH

@PommeDeTerre8 4 года назад

Oh god same here, if only. I want Jim's doctor, mine just tell me to do yoga like bruh.

@damnafffjfyu1789 4 года назад

XD i was looking for this comment

@filipasantos2908 4 года назад

For a moment I finally understood Jim Pickens.

@abbythyst 4 года назад

When Kevin said “what is fibro myallggitgtjdnha” I felt that Said the same thing as I was diagnosed 😂😂

@abbythyst 4 года назад

Also I wish it was that easy to cure cause as of now still ain’t a thing irl 🤣🤣

@TheIndigoSystem 4 года назад

Ah another Fibro warrior. I have EDS too. Bah. I knew what it was when diagnosed because I had to fight for 4 years to get a diagnosis.

@SingerNixa 4 года назад

I was waiting for someone to mention that lol. Fellow Fibrofriend. Can totally relate to all this. Stay strong! I know it's tough but just take it one day at a time

@abbythyst 4 года назад

TheFoxFan yeah i have Fibro and Juvenile Arthritis, both which don’t have cures cause we all know all chronic illness suck 😂😂 spoonie gang in the comments it looks like 👀

@abbythyst 4 года назад

Kali Mcpherson i know right 😂😂 “can i get it cured?” I was like lmao good luck with that buddy then 0.2 s later I was like 🤭🤭🤭 also we love a fibro-gang In the comments, stay stong lovelies! ❤️❤️

@maggiedasler1265 4 года назад

no one: literally not a single soul: not even First Name in the after life: Kevin: “I have worms”

@jolynekujobackfromprison744 4 года назад

Can we just let this meme format die? It is a one note meme that takes no effort to make. Even adding the bit before Kevin didn't add anything to make it original. I guess my point is that there are other ways to make a funny comment rather than copy and paste a format that has been done to death and only making slight alterations.

@colemacgrath2005 4 года назад

Jolyne Kujo, back from prison agree

@stefanm.734 4 года назад

0:55 "My parents had a baby girl, my new sister. I have been diagnosed with depression."

@floregzx 4 года назад

"We are going to Poland!" Me: *y e s*

@Kai-zz3no 4 года назад

Maacaroni me just there like kocham cie 😤🥰❤️

@floregzx 4 года назад

@@Kai-zz3no no nie? xd

@floregzx 4 года назад

@@Kai-zz3no ale go deportowali, sad

@johnnymiellony6164 4 года назад

Szkoda xd

@Kai-zz3no 4 года назад

Omg yes polish gang rise up Okay in reality I can’t spell in polish but I can read okay :(

@SI-FI_creations 4 года назад

I appreciate that Kevin's uploads are on time, because when I'm bored, I can count on getting an awesome video at 1:00 (my time)

@ignotuscapillary8313 4 года назад

Ah, it's ten at night for me buddy. And I like my sleep, so it takes ungodly amounts of caffeine to keep me running.

@ceruleanfox 4 года назад

SI FI Same. I always take my lunch break at 1:00 so that I can watch 🥰

@hobbitpeddler4267 4 года назад

@@ceruleanfox same here!

@Thenoobestgirl 4 года назад

Are you from kangaroo land?

@ritakauldav 4 года назад

I have to stay up till 2 00 am So I guess i am pretty unlucky

@avividdream 4 года назад

A doctor curing Fibro? Damn they sound magical I need this in my life. Also no there isn't a cure for it, but damn it I can dream!

@lithiumkid 2 года назад

yeah i wonder if it meant it just eased up since for some people the symptoms do randomly go away.

@dariusleviathan1390 4 года назад

10:11 "yes i can afford the surgery, this has been my life goal......it was botched" -when you finally realise that after all you hard work trying do better and be happy its all pointlessness and meaningless in the end. cause we're all gonna fall into this perpetual void doing what we're being programmed to before we inevitably die LOVE the vids Kev

@alfiemccormack7988 4 года назад

just realized that in the first vid he didn't do any activities, just pressed age over and over again

@bittercharmer4870 4 года назад

Kevin is the first image result I get by googling "handsome fecker."

@saucepanman8188 3 года назад

Almost every image result is Kevin and I love this fact

@YellowCrew_ 2 года назад

r/callmekevin Handsome Fecker is Kevin

@daphnexlove98 Год назад

I love the no context comment on 5:16 "I looked at some butts" 🤣

@insertname1857 4 года назад

"what is fibromyalgia? is it curable?" well here's the chronic in chronic illness, friend

@KitsuNerezza 4 года назад

Day 114 of asking Kevin to play Ace Attorney some day and have all hell break loose in the courtroom

@leloshi4754 4 года назад

Kevin: Don’t have a life, there’s an app for that Hitman: want to take a life, there’s an app for that

@spicymilk6715 4 года назад

Love how Jim Pickens is a bi icon

@elernation5519 4 года назад

Me: “I’ve played BitLife since November 2018. I’ve done everything!!” *Kevin messes up the game cutely*

@deadname3350 4 года назад

even if he said it jokingly, my poor gay heart can barely handle Kevin saying the phrase "I'm bisexual"

@pissapocalypse 4 года назад

He might be but I don't want to assume

@george4610 4 года назад

Keep dreaming

@triquinity 3 года назад

wtf

@jay-sansings5024 3 года назад

Rip

@meowdyllic 3 года назад

@@george4610 bruh

@TARALEKTRO 4 года назад

When u hear that “hey there Friends how’s it going?” And all your weekly Depression is cured

@xBlueWolf 4 года назад

Alternative Title: "Playing a game where I do what I usually do, entertain and terrorize"

@obentomagnum 4 года назад

me: ah im having a fibromyalgia flare up and its making me sad cos it hurts. i know! ill watch a call me kevin video to distract me this video: talks about fibro within the first 2 minutes me:

@salemkitty5786 3 года назад

Hope you’re doing okay!

@morgueyy 2 года назад

same, like i wanna escape the pain not remember others don’t even know it exists lol. or i’ll be having a flare and i’ll see someone on tv or something make a joke about fibro being fake and just :(. tis the life of invisible illness lol

@lithiumkid 2 года назад

@@morgueyy what show says that 😦 how audacious. i’ve thankfully never heard that besides in online comments.

@DaNiLY 4 года назад

Day seven of telling Kevin he’s the greatest RU-vidr ever.

@floofyfoxxo744 4 года назад

Hai fellow furry!

@AmyPondFangirl 4 года назад

Kevin confirming that Jim is a bisexual icon made my bi heart happy

@iTzOSA 4 года назад

ofc jim pickens fucks everybody

@FletcherCat 4 года назад

Same here

@IamaPERSON 4 года назад

@Juan Cortez Muro aw, I thought you actually were! Then we wouldn't have to deal with your self promoting anymore.

@monty609 4 года назад

We stan a Bi cultist leader

@AmyPondFangirl 4 года назад

@@monty609 mood

@NationalistSarajlija1992 4 года назад

no one: kevin: 7:33

@yumeyumeappleo 4 года назад

“Bitlife but I’m a complete psychopath” Me: so nothing different huh?

@lrose1310 4 года назад

Jamilia would be the name of Jim Picken's sister. It kinda sounds like a feminine form of Jim.

@martabartoszewska104 4 года назад

Or it could also be Jimantha

@marissam9551 4 года назад

Marta Bartoszewska Now I’m getting desperate housewives flashbacks

@martabartoszewska104 4 года назад

@@marissam9551 And don't forget Lifeline, that voice-controlled game

@TheSpy149 Год назад

Nah jinnifier is the best option

@BoredMurphy 4 года назад

"I DON'T WANT ADS" So you're making us suffer too?

@Unluckycat1351 4 года назад

Willow Draws Stuff hi willow

@ajmeyang8495 4 года назад

I played the game and lasted to 100 years old, i was a millionaire, i had a husband who died at the age 78, i had 2 dogs, and was a banker. Im pretty proud of myself to be honest.😊

@KloinkySploink 4 года назад

12:04 “May I stand unshaken”

@lorenzovakarian 4 года назад

Since 2019 is a few weeks away from coming to an end, I'm gonna be a sappy fecker and thank you for all the amazing content you given us this year, Kevin. Not only have you done so much to help my mental health during some super difficult times, but you've clearly grown as a person and as a creator and I'm just so super proud of you. Hoping that 2020 ends up being your best year ever, you deserve all the success in the world. Proud to be one of your fans. 💚

@duckymomo69 4 года назад

Hear hear!

@ritakauldav 4 года назад

It's not a fanbase, it's a cult

@martabartoszewska104 4 года назад

Let's hope he won't get hit by any cars. All hail our Dear Leader!

@siedland 4 года назад

Kevin: Emigrate to Poland Me: Welcome to Poland, here are your pierogi

@valerio1257 4 года назад

Been sentenced in prison for 16 years, tries to adopt a child right after "I got rejected, WHY??"

@c.a.1506 3 года назад

I love that Jim Pickens was played as an American, feels right somehow

@anniefriedbacher9708 4 года назад

Lmao Kevin you make me CACKLE “Join social media, this is where your life goes downhill” ain’t that the truth lol

@Milesofgaming 4 года назад

"Oh god I got chlamydia" Kevin 2019

@jasminecharlotta4230 4 года назад

13:02 aww he suffered the same fate as arthur morgan :((

@spikey3374 4 года назад

Kevin: what the hell is fibromyalgia?! Me: *having fibromyalgia* well um... Oh yeah and it isn't curable bitlife?!

@lithiumkid 2 года назад

yeah but for some people it will just go away. so i wonder if it meant something more like “remission” but they couldn’t change the fact that the game system uses the word cure for all ailments

@raveenaj9255 4 года назад

me graduating from college: 8:11

@BleedingHeartsoftheWorldUnite 4 года назад

I'd be curious to see how the entire CallMeKevin catalog of characters get on in BitLife myself..... But maybe that's just me.

@random_meta 4 года назад

1:39 "I'm bisexual" - Call me Kevin 2019

@CumLordGary 3 года назад

That was Jim Peckins!

@crippledcow2235 3 года назад

Why is this funny

@BabyDigi 3 года назад

8:24 yo I’m CRYING 😭😭 “nonononono”

@stevens4699 4 года назад

"Oh no I've hot tuberculosis" Arthur Morgan: "First time huh?"

@JustBeCreative99 4 года назад

Was just about to say, its rdr2 all over again

@isabellasutcliffe4409 4 года назад

this made me cry

@namename9769 4 года назад

This whole “Psychopath” thing in the titles is really starting to take effect...

@JohnDoe-on6ru 4 года назад

"Let's see what kind of club would I joi...THAT WAS A GUN! **click**"

@freddy9023 4 года назад

Kevin: "she's pretty crazy. Ask her out on a date." Me: " if that's the only qualification needed I'm your girl! " 😂😂😂😂

@crippledcow2235 3 года назад

wow Ur so quirky

@freddy9023 3 года назад

Exotic Dolphin You’re

@crippledcow2235 3 года назад

@@freddy9023 wow ur so quirky and obnoxious

@freddy9023 3 года назад

Exotic Dolphin you’re.

@crippledcow2235 3 года назад

@@freddy9023 hehe

@carbondurian5019 4 года назад

Jim Pickens : Diagnosed with depression at age 8

@laurab7754 4 года назад

2:20 I wish I could cure my fibromyalgia that easily

@abbythyst 4 года назад

Laura B feel that honestly 🥴 i mean it only took me six years to even get a diagnosis to then be told “haha yeah but there is no cure or treatment that we know of that helps goodluck!”

@astrofornaught 4 года назад

Kevin make more of these (if you want) they're really fun to watch!! love your video as always ❤️

@TyeDyeLollipop16 4 года назад

I don't usually comment but man was this video just top notch The jokes, the editing, the pace, it is honestly one of your best videos you've put out in a while!! Keep it up my man

@kevinuploadedsonowimhere9781 4 года назад

who just automatically dislikes Kevin’s videos this hasn’t even been out for a minute

@FirstnameLastname-jb4ne 4 года назад

Rtgame

@Thenoobestgirl 4 года назад

Generic haters

@mouriceer 4 года назад

Kevin: *tries to move to Poland* Me, a pole: :)

@aisukyube9185 4 года назад

'oh no I got tuberculosis' Me: Arthur 🤧😢

@OliviaIsNaff 4 года назад

I downloaded this because of your first video and have been playing it non-stop. More please, they crack me up.

@ingvildsvendsrud6937 4 года назад

6:00 FECK, indeed

@finno5827 4 года назад

Jim Pickens: has depressions in the age of 8 *BILLIE EILISH WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

@victoriawilliamson500 4 года назад

Bitlife? More like Bore: Ragnarok

@Kazooples 4 года назад

Watching this while suffering from a terrible fibromyalgia flare up, gonna call that number

@Thegoldmaster_X 4 года назад

I’ve been wanting him to add jim to the game and he some how he read my mind.

@FirstnameLastname-jb4ne 4 года назад

You could end every single callmekevin with “but I am a complete psychopath”

@BlueLion6789 Год назад

why was the tiny “hey there friends!” when the dog ran by so funny

@jamesonfarrell7970 4 года назад

“Not a lot of people died which is a shame”

@LWKLlamas 4 года назад

I put my Jim Pickens poster in the living room so everyone must praise him before they sit down >:D

@genesiscda4847 4 года назад

I like your BitLife videos, Kevin! You’re the only person I’ve seen that makes them interesting enough to watch

@pastelsparadox 3 года назад

Going back and watching some of these old ones... Kevin's bitlife videos will always, ALWAYS make me want to play the game more than the official ads ever will.