Bitlife but I speedrun killing all my people

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Bitlife... I mean in this case maybe it's Bitdeath?
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@SurrealKeenan 3 года назад

Die Young: "I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me!"

@crusader2718 3 года назад

Die young is the suicidal jon wick

@becausehiddles 3 года назад

The name "Die Young" isn't for her. It's for everyone around her.

@austinmann1435 3 года назад

But die young killed a lot of elderly people

@trulyimpossible4124 3 года назад

Most of the people she killed were like 80

@smilemore1997 3 года назад

Just like my username except the complete opposite. I'm usually a huge asshole on RU-vid.

@yuki97kira 3 года назад

Including clara who was 73

@beastchurger 3 года назад

@@amphetamineterror7 ENSNDSJSJSJDKSJS

@Pear_chan 3 года назад

Can't believe Kevin never called any of his characters 'Ivana Dysoon'.

@TheWeirdOtaku 3 года назад

That’s some Ace Attorney levels of puns and I’m here for it

@sonyab1974 3 года назад

@@TheWeirdOtaku Haha. I'm here for it too. :)

@pinchofgoth5477 3 года назад

Y E S

@livispuzzled 2 года назад

@@TheWeirdOtaku i watched this video when it first came out and didn’t understand this. i’m an ace attorney fan and i understand now ✋😔

@mickytherat8020 2 года назад

@@livispuzzled SAL MANILLA

@robbmitchell7846 3 года назад

Die Young: Age-32. Kills-7. CoD- Attacked w/ Scissors Premature Death: Age-27. Kills-0. CoD- Botched Surgery Minimum Life: Age-3. Kills-0. CoD-Massive Injuries. (Booty Stab) Destiny Istodie: Age-29. Kills-3/3. CoD-HIV complications I Istodie: Age-46. Kills-0. CoD-Airplane Accident (First Flying Lesson) There ya go folks, and, Kevin if ya see this.

@charliefinnmichael4770 3 года назад

That's beautiful

@natdavliam 3 года назад

I had a guy who aged to 96 a youtuber. then I had a pornstar who died from a stroke.

@natdavliam 3 года назад

@@charliefinnmichael4770 at 69

@mrdooce7053 3 года назад

@@natdavliam nice

@natdavliam 3 года назад

@@mrdooce7053 yes

@jamieisfierce 3 года назад

Kevin seeing himself: Oh my god kill him! Kill him! Game: knobby knees Kevin: *turns into wounded kitten* wHy WoULd yOu sAy ThAt...

@IamaPERSON 3 года назад

RIP Kevin

@corismith3571 3 года назад

That’s the thing I’m sensitive about!

@kaoriheartfilia2783 3 года назад

@@corismith3571 Is that a John Mulaney reference lol?

@corismith3571 3 года назад

kaori heartfilia Sure is

@yourboydoublepinkeye 3 года назад

Cori Smith damn those eighth graders!

@daniellewebber9693 3 года назад

if you click “visit grave” once you die it will tell you ur stats ex: how many people you killed, number of lovers, number of children, and who visited ur grave

@chloe3100 3 года назад

Why tf did 4 pornbots comment on this

@daniellewebber9693 3 года назад

Chloe DeVall dude I have no idea hahaha

@BoltBlaster 3 года назад

@@chloe3100 u must be attracting them then.

@daniellewebber9693 3 года назад

Chloe DeVall they are all thirsty for Kevin ig hahah

@chloe3100 3 года назад

Makes sense, who isn't?

@chaseowen2998 3 года назад

"I'm eighteen, I'm unvaccinated, and I'm ready for a night on the town". File that under Sentences I Never Thought I'd Hear

@spira543 3 года назад

This has the same energy as “I am homeless, I am gay, I have aids, I am new in town”

@fredericodemouraportugal343 3 года назад

@@spira543 I didn't expect to see a Tall Child reference in here. Nice

@HellsDeity 3 года назад

@@spira543 I came here to say the same thing 😂

@Jason_Ultimate 3 года назад

@@fredericodemouraportugal343 "No one says look at that *man,* they all say 'oh look, a tall child.'"

@Raven-wq4li 3 года назад

it sounds like that Jonh Mulaney bit

@Me-xr8lu 3 года назад

“Their health is at 6% and they’re 18 years old” relatable

@callmeturg 3 года назад

The “oof” after Kevin snaps on the headphones brings me joy

@romanfee4269 3 года назад

Same

@anniedangerface 3 года назад

I almost made a very similar comment ahaha, it was such a happy oof!

@literallysoap9978 3 года назад

Call me TURG

@forestofsecrets7273 3 года назад

agree

@callmeturg 3 года назад

Jonze Wright yes he is

@YoNicePaprika 3 года назад

can we have a book of kevin quotes? i'd like to vote in my favs: "i'm becoming a priest... 'i lack the qualifications'? why? because i killed 3 people?" "can i hire a hitman on the baby i didn't really want it i just wanted the stds that come with it"

@AceOfBlackjack 3 года назад

Oh no!

@AceOfBlackjack 3 года назад

We must fight for RU-vid!

@mr.spaceaids5379 3 года назад

i mean there is one already...2 actually in Jim Picken's channel

@kalkinzinsunpraiser1548 3 года назад

I really want a closer look at his eyebrow, it is super red, he shouldn't have gone out in the sunlight.

@2knives1cook 3 года назад

"my respect is feckin huge in prison"

@corismith3571 3 года назад

Kevin’s reaction to knobby knees made me instantly hear John Mulaney saying “that’s the thing I’m sensitive about”

@Randomstuff-mo5zh 2 года назад

Hahahaha! I love John Mulaney!

@sarahscrabble 3 года назад

In the words of Alanis Morissette: "He waited his whole damn life to take that flight. And as the plane crashed down, he thought: 'Well, isn't this nice.'"

@Enjoythesilence21 3 года назад

ITS A BLACK FLY, IN YOUR CHARDONNAY

@Enjoythesilence21 3 года назад

IT'S A DEATH ROW PARDON, TWO MINUTES TOO LATE

@JustinY. 3 года назад

Kevin out here roleplaying as a warlord in the medieval ages while simultaneously using modern age equipment

@woofyou1186 3 года назад

Justin why

@fishparti 3 года назад

Hello there Justin

@crypticham1053 3 года назад

Does commenting recommend videos get boring

@anirudhsharma9802 3 года назад

Modern age equipment more like bore ragnarok

@michaelsalmon2248 3 года назад

@lucasalistair1413 3 года назад

Die Young should go to the Jim Pickens universe... I think they would get along nicely

@IamaPERSON 3 года назад

@@lucasalistair1413 just report them on their channel

@idle-hands 3 года назад

@BACKY ! 24 I WANT SЕЕХ !!!! OPEN MY PROFILE !!!! No

@tacoburrito8785 3 года назад

69 like now we got to get 69 comments Edit: who the fuck liked it when it was on 69

@IamaPERSON 3 года назад

@@tacoburrito8785 idk

@KingNedya 3 года назад

If this ever happens, they should be a vampire. It matches their preferred method of killing.

@SylviaRustyFae Год назад

3:20 Its so wholesome to me that Kevin actually had another chance to fight and quickly glossed over it and here we can see he didnt. His little brother Luke came out to him and one of the options was "Assault him" but Kevin's too wholesome to even act like a bigot; so ofc he chose "Unconditionally accept him" instd :3

@clongshanks5206 3 года назад

“I pounded my brother!” Whoa whoa, that’s too much “I pounded my brother...’s throat” That’s...better

@Nottyastro 2 года назад

I'm glad I'm not the only one who caught onto that

@lorenzovakarian 3 года назад

Tell me I'm not the only one who laughed at "Minimum McDonald"

@_dorogon_ 3 года назад

Wtf are these replies

@papajohn5279 3 года назад

Jesus Christ, I genuinely feel sorry for you. These bots on this god-awful site are getting worse each day. edit: they're gone now, thank god

@Grace-qk1vx 3 года назад

The bots that commented💀💀

@iamfunnierthan2476 3 года назад

These porn bots are multiplying

@lorenzovakarian 3 года назад

@@papajohn5279 Eh, don't worry, it's no worse than the time I upset a bunch of K-Pop stans and they flooded my notifs 😂🤭

@givs4860 3 года назад

for those who don't know, MILF stands for: M - gotta I - find L - pepe F - popo

@Aroesena 3 года назад

💀 the fucking bots LMHO

@Nik0o 3 года назад

ѕєяєηιту lol

@INSIDEALLOFYOU 3 года назад

Thank you! I've been searching all over for the true meaning and I've finally found it... the peepeepoopoo

@givs4860 3 года назад

@Stephen ebic my bad

@cleavly6162 3 года назад

Look for one each day!

@_SF__ Год назад

"you uppercutted your classmate callme's throat, then you clocked him in his... knobbY knEes? stOp iT" -kevin 6:15

@micahphilson Год назад

Kevin: "I'm going to make you fight everyone to try and get you killed" Die Young: _becomes Bruce Lee_

@chbmckie 3 года назад

“Hold on, let me commit some crime to get money for the witch doctor!” - CallMeKevin 2020

@razorsharp5643 3 года назад

"I'm age 6 and I killed someone." Typical Kevin, nothing to see here.

@anotheridentitycrisis354 3 года назад

"at age 6 I was born without a face"

@Snaking_Gamer 3 года назад

"at age 6 I saw the attack of the porn bots"

@Zuberm1 3 года назад

@Sarah - ღ see my video ღ Play with my tits ღ ew emoji normie what a loser 😅😅😅😆😆😆

@themonsterunderyourbed.7620 3 года назад

Kevin: *tries to make a character that lives long* Bitlife: *they get every disease ever known* Kevin: *tries to make a character that dies early* Bitlife: RIP AND TEAR!!!

@barabara9855 3 года назад

"Their name is Die Young, but don't worry, they're from Germany" That sounded so bad lmao

@brookehostetter627 3 года назад

Yep as a native German my grandma used to read me stories from a children’s book called The Struwwelpeter. A book that was filled with horrible outcomes to kids doing thing like sucking their thumbs and disobeying their parents. That’s why Germans live past the age of 10

@Shoub-kb9sk 3 года назад

The guards didn’t stop Kevin in prison because they lived in fear of him.

@madcat1865 3 года назад

It was the Pickens Prison for the Criminal in Training

@shrek181 3 года назад

I fear the day kevin posts a video like this but with no game in the title

@kadenzepher 3 года назад

Lmao

@noahchacon2006 3 года назад

life but i speed run killing people

@ThatGuy-ng7et 3 года назад

No, just “I speed run killing people”.

@whoknowsaymore6210 3 года назад

I get every STD known to man

@Mr-Green0 Год назад

12:51 (Laughs very hard) I like how he tries to buy a helicopter so he can kill himself from a crash but he doesn't have a pilot's license so he went to the aircraft training to get one and immediately dies from crashing on the training.

@ModernMedusa 3 года назад

"My depression was cured. So was my anxiety! I've had that since I was like 4!" Dude, same. Joining dance classes asap

@mynameberamen1779 3 года назад

The pepe popo at the beginning gave me happy

@IamaPERSON 3 года назад

these bots

@popeyespizza330 3 года назад

💖💖❤️💜✨😊

@appletunisheccincute6253 3 года назад

@@IamaPERSON I know, I'm doing my best to report as many as I can. Why in the world are there so many?

@IamaPERSON 3 года назад

@@appletunisheccincute6253 idk, man.

@DirtyGeorge 3 года назад

@@appletunisheccincute6253 just Google theme

@nanaba9811 3 года назад

See how the hitman was called „Joe Goldberg“? Yep, it’s a YOU reference

@ToastedPup 3 года назад

:) Cool

@Jackn17_ 3 года назад

Great show 😁

@thelizzievb 3 года назад

That's literally my teachers name... O.O

@vinamrashinde8764 3 года назад

Ooooooh

@nanaba9811 3 года назад

@@thelizzievb I’d watch out if I were u 👀

@KSmith-kp5jz 3 года назад

“Our relationship is still really good even though I keep attacking her.” Yeah that’s just how it is with siblings.

@Imperial_Slug 3 года назад

Don’t know if Kevin always did this but I love how he has a green screen but doesn’t use it but just puts his cam in a box.

@argelion2793 2 года назад

He uses it he just doesn't do it on the normal face cam sometimes when he zooms in on his face he has a background

@siouk4979 3 года назад

Kevin when he tries to murder anyone: WHY WONT YOU DIE Kevin when he tries to get himself killed: HOW AM I KILLING EVERYONE BUT MYSELF

@holls5121 3 года назад

the enjoyment in lil kevins screech when one of the bitlife characters die is a sound unknown to all of mankind until now

@IamaPERSON 3 года назад

Huh, neat

@holls5121 3 года назад

There are two types of people who responded to this and I don’t know who I’m more scared of

@IamaPERSON 3 года назад

@@holls5121 the bots, they'll hack you. I won't

@a.katyusha2667 3 года назад

@@holls5121 Probably the bots,unless you enjoy being scammed/ddossed or whatever these ones do

@mackenziedesire7515 3 года назад

Ah, the irony of Kevin trying to make a life speedrun and winding up with his most successful killer yet. He may not have killed his own characters very fast, but he certainly killed everyone else.

@barnious9626 3 года назад

Can you do episode on The app Ai dungeon? It’s an incredibly smart Ai that procedurally generates a story based off your responses and actions. I would love to see the mind of Kevin trapped in mind of Kevin doing Kevinly things.

@yasssg8897 3 года назад

I once slipped in the shower, and tried grabbing the water to save myself. On a side note what a lovely bitlife vid.

@Bojacmancork 3 года назад

Bot

@LizzieNya 3 года назад

Relatable...

@izykyzi 3 года назад

I was genuinely confused when he started with the outro

@mullermix 3 года назад

me too lmao i just started wondering "wait, have i watched this already?"

@tejayplant7069 3 года назад

2:41 “You pounded your big brother martins throat” Oh no

@kingcommon2984 3 года назад

"Let me commit some crime to get money for the witch doctor" I never knew such a strange sentence could be said

@doriangrayshusband549 3 года назад

My best life in BitLife was when I was born a prince, and I was great (I had 100% respect) until I became King. Then I started killing literally everyone (Even my own son). Eventually I kicked out of the royal family and I became a lowly school teacher who died from a PCP overdose

@Gatrax 3 года назад

Hey Kevin, there's a spider at 11:40 on your greenscreen. he scurries off to the left enjoy

@HunnyBunnyBaker 3 года назад

god damn you're observant

@tarani5aviel 3 года назад

Nice eyes

@spiced_rum 3 года назад

*arachnophobia intensifies*

@LizzieNya 3 года назад

Oh so that's what it was! I thought my screen was dirty

@OfficalSlimeLich 3 года назад

You’re a horrible person. He has to now live in fear

@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991 3 года назад

Of all the CallMeKevin characters I’d want on my Dodgeball team, I’d say I’d want Die Young... except for the fact she’d probably just kill all her teammates, so probably not.

@RealAntViti 3 года назад

When I used to play this game, I was there in-game. My parents asked me if I wanted a dog, I said no, then my sister killed me. Accidental death at age 3

@johnwayne387 3 года назад

We're still waiting for the "Bitlife controls my Sims", Kevin

@colbyjackcheese4964 3 года назад

Kevin:I’m gonna kill my characters as fast as possible and make terrible decisions Also Kevin: wow for some reason these guys have really rough lives

@SadiaNoshin 3 года назад

I'm loving the Ace Attorney references Kevin's starting to put on his videos honestly

@michaelpopup 3 года назад

"I love and understand this video" - A real person 100% satisfaction guaranteed

@rae5602 3 года назад

"How could I resist killing my mother?" I know. *Or don't I?*

@IamaPERSON 3 года назад

THERE'S SO MANY BOTS

@mthu2128 3 года назад

I am a PERSON an they’re all the same vid

@IamaPERSON 3 года назад

@@mthu2128 yeah! Can you help me get rid of them? Go to their about section, and click the flag icon.

@IamaPERSON 3 года назад

@@marioanothlp oh crap, I didn't know! Thanks dude!

@thephantomsarchive 3 года назад

"Oh hey, my depession is gone. So is my anxiety" I wish it was that easy.

@evanjosten207 3 года назад

I like how Kevin says that it’s getting dark when he isn’t vaccinated but not when a toddler murders 3 people

@nauticalchair1536 3 года назад

bitlife idea: "bitlife, but i actally have a good life" so the premis is you actually try not to mess things up, actually be a good person, and abide by the law.

@earendilthemariner5546 3 года назад

I wont lie. The intro got me

@anniedangerface 3 года назад

Same, I'm easily confused anyway so I really felt like I was having a stroke

@magnetsonfridges 3 года назад

Neutral Default Username Me: “did I already watch this one minute ago....😃....wait.”

@micahfrenette8693 3 года назад

Same

@kerollaynemoreira7536 3 года назад

It got me too I was like did I click the middle of the video accidentally agAIN?

@anniedangerface 3 года назад

Kerollayne Moreira all right i'm glad to see i'm not alone lol

@James-yv8nk 3 года назад

Dream: I’m the greatest speed runner, Kevin: Hold me feckin beer.

@IamaPERSON 3 года назад

BEGONE BOTS

@James-yv8nk 3 года назад

Why am I getting replies from bots?

@breadthealien 3 года назад

Thot bots

@youngj4658 3 года назад

@@breadthealien ahh a man of culture I see

@tomo4977 3 года назад

@@James-yv8nk *you have been chosen*

@shadeparker5922 3 года назад

10:42 Did...did Kevin just do the baby equivalent of a Kinder Surprise?

@brettknepper974 3 года назад

1:59 a nice little Walk This Way reference

@amirqeqe3136 3 года назад

Kevin's killing it with these ace attorney references

@DarthYall 3 года назад

@MARRY 19 Yo I WANT SЕЕХ !!!! OPEN MY VIDEO !!!! Ma'am this is a RU-vid comment section

@axiodile4623 3 года назад

"They're depressed, they have a cold, they have pneumonia, they have anxiety!" -My parents talking about me

@g0r3ang3l5 3 года назад

*Twin?? :0 The only thing I’m missing is pneumonia.*

@emmaingleslenobel97 3 года назад

heartsh8ped box Are we triplets by any chance??

@calibricalypso 3 года назад

Yo quadruplets lmao

@WithFearGaming 5 месяцев назад

Your intro made me check if I accidentally already watched this video when I started it..

@charlottemartyr 3 года назад

“Why aren’t the parent intervening!?!” Reminds me of a story my grandma used to tell about how my dad learned to sit dead center of his playpen as a baby bc his older sisters couldn’t reach to slap him from there. She also wasn’t big on intervention either lol

@Miex5068 3 года назад

“I love and understand this video” a real human 100% satisfaction guaranteed

@Aquaticdragon 3 года назад

"I've got diarrhea that's a sign of good things to come" -Kevin

@marsmaximoff_ 3 года назад

kevin is such a down to earth friendly guy who is just doing his best and never fails to make people smile and laugh a true force of good we should all aspire to be more like kevin. love you kevin

@Renni_Jay 2 года назад

It's such a small thing and he kinda skipped but, but at 3:04 it says his character's brother is considering coming out the closet, and he skips past it prolly cause it's not relevant to the video, but he *could have* asulted him over it to get his character killed, but at 3:29 you can see he chose to support him unconventionally. I love that. It could have maybe made his challenge easier, but he didn't and supported his character's brother, while trying to beat the shit out of the other, but still. That was so small but so sweet to me ♥

@Kaitkstokes 3 года назад

That intro fooled me hard.... I had to check

@IamaPERSON 3 года назад

These BOTS

@lalithnarayan1892 3 года назад

@@IamaPERSON send them to Our Dear Leader's basement

@IamaPERSON 3 года назад

@@lalithnarayan1892 no, that's too merciful for them.

@lalithnarayan1892 3 года назад

@@IamaPERSON true

@lalithnarayan1892 3 года назад

Send them to mine

@finleygale 3 года назад

Alternative title: "I play bitlife as I usually do"

@raven_the_demon 3 года назад

Or: "I play Bitlife". That's enough information for us

@IamaPERSON 3 года назад

@@raven_the_demon ikr. Also, can you help deal with the bots

@coemcoem7070 2 года назад

They actually Liv longer than that surprisingly

@katherine9091 3 года назад

8:48 Arvin Russell in The Devil All the Time

@ChronicNewb 3 года назад

"I have diarrhea, this could be a good sign" - Kevin

@chxrbo 3 года назад

"knobby knees" is an amazing way to describe Kevin as a person ♥️

@Screeech 3 года назад

That “oof” was 100% fan service you can’t convince me otherwise

@joryknuckles Год назад

I was throughly confused when the ending started playing instantly. Well played Kev

@krisnatherryano4610 3 года назад

"Bite her teeth" I fight fire with fire

@noone5796 3 года назад

I think it’s first time when I see a public defender in bitlife actually helping

@saba.kamikaze 3 года назад

Doc with bad review does killer surgery Kevin: YESS Doc! You're the best!

@Miss_Distress 3 года назад

Hope he gave him a good Yelp review

@MorethanMatter 3 года назад

Kevin! I found your channel one year ago and I have not been able to stop watching since! You’ve become part of my routine. We love you, keep doing you!

@camigarcia7035 3 года назад

Ngl I'd love to see Kevin play some Ace Attorney cases, It would fit perfectly on a twitch stream because they can get kinda long. But idk he references aa sometimes which makes me want to know just how more chaotic the game could get with Kevin playing it.

@Engardian 3 года назад

AHHHHHH THIS WAS MY IDEA! I’M SO HAPPY!!! I SUGGESTED THIS TO HIM ON TWITTER WHEN HE ASKED FOR IDEAS!!!

@colbyjackcheese4964 3 года назад

If Kevin wants a challenge he should try being a good person I don’t think he could do it

@OzOrnis 3 года назад

I wonder if Kevin's able to go into a long term relationship with "CallMe" on Bitlife, and have us watch him descend into an identity crisis not seen since he played himselves at the Game of Life.

@BigMac87963 3 года назад

Jacksepticeye spent several videos with one character, and Kevin spent one video killing several characters

@Asparagus_stars 3 года назад

Kevin: Bitlife but I speed run kill all my people Jim Pickens: Speed run kill people

@richarddangle8540 3 года назад

About 20 deaths in: “this is getting dark”

@kookasaurous3336 3 года назад

This is by far a favorite Bitlife playthrough of yours, Kevin

@JoeShmoe376 3 года назад

5:14 because everyone's had a ride

@sobriquet9906 3 года назад

I was so shook when I heard the outro music in the beginning because thats how hard Kevin has brainwashed me. Thanks Kevin.

@harkiratgolar1879 3 года назад

Kevin: Posts video on BitLife Me: This is where the fun begins

@ChonkedCat 3 года назад

Amanda - Porn STARS ღ*GO MY PROF!LE* ღ stfu

@IamaPERSON 3 года назад

@@ChonkedCat they really should. I can't believe how many pron bots there are

@josh5965 3 года назад

Ive rewatched this a couple times on my tv, and his intro gets me every time. I keep pausing to check

@atlasguytinyproductions55 3 года назад

6:08 The big showdown!

@yee5074 3 года назад

Day one of telling kevin to make pepe Popo in tomogachi life (when he gets the file back)

@rainbowmelodie9309 3 года назад

Please kevin we need pepe Popo

@anniedangerface 3 года назад

i support thus

@bag_of_sh1t744 3 года назад

OMG YES

@Rixxalight 3 года назад

wait he lost the file is he doing more do you think?

@bag_of_sh1t744 3 года назад

Rixxalight damn you’re right

@SasukeUchihaOfTheSound 3 года назад

Thank you kevin, for solving overcrowding here in germany. Einfach ein ehrenmann

@seandiazslefteye2952 3 года назад

MILF stands for man, i love frogs

@caitlinwarren461 3 года назад

Absolutely love the bitlife videos !

@lilywhite3569 3 года назад

Isn’t biting someone’s tooth technically just violently kissing

@themaxx4171 2 года назад

*kisses u viooently so hard you teeth fall out/j*

@who_is_green1820 3 года назад

Die Young used Heimlich it was super effective!

@who_is_green1820 3 года назад

Wtf is up with these bots?

@lalithnarayan1892 3 года назад

@@who_is_green1820 every comment is plauged by them

@cheesequeen6088 3 года назад

Your bitlife videos are honestly some of my favorite.

@kotabear1568 2 года назад

I'd love to see a stream of speedrunning lives like this, it would be absolutely hilarious

@Reminiscent_iii 3 года назад

0:13 everywhere i go, i see his face 😔

@whywefever156 3 года назад

The intro brought me more confusion than any math class ever could

@emperorpenguin6420 3 года назад

You know at this point I'm starting to think that kevins bitlife characters are his past lives and he is just reliving them in the game.

@ronjaramo1864 Год назад

man die young really went and attacked me 4:09